Meet Your Replacement

>>59038615
run before he explodes

Ask him to use anything but java

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>>59038615
>>stroll into work

>>59038615

ask him about his routine and try to find out who supplies him with the juice

then i get a connection to his supplier and sell the juice to people at the gym

its a win win for everyone involved tbqh

also Sikhs are based

>>59038626
this

He'd never be able to cope with our batshit insane legacy projects.

Also I doubt he can deal with our mad project admins and project managers with my level of tact and charm.

Also I tend to drink tea, and my colleague usually does the first brew run of the day lad.

Basically I'm struggling to find this scenario believable.

nothing wrong with sikhs mate

>>59038626
fpbp

>>59038615
Report your shitty not-technology thread.

>>59038615
>cubicle
Ameritard detected

>>59038615
Smile and ask him what's his name, what he's doing here.
Our companies don't hire indians.

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>>59038626
>>59038663
>>59038759
>idiots can't tell the difference between a Sikh and a Muslim

>>59039054
This

>>59039054
Cults are pretty much all the same anyway.

>>59039140
Nah desu Sikh's are bro tier.

>>59038615
Just what /g/ needed
>>this guy slaps your computers ass in your cubicle
>what do you do

>>59039054
They look the same.

>>59038615
File complaint he doesn't wash his hands after pooing in the street.

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>>59038615
>Ask him why hes here
>"Pip Pip Bibiddy Bobiddy"
>Call HR to send someone down to fix this
>HR guy gets here
>Its John Cena
>Steel chair to The Java shieks Back while they are talking.
>Climb on top of cubicle
>Drop kick The Java Shiek While Cena supplexes him
>Double Pin
>Get job back but have to share a cubicle with Cena
>Its Cool because I cant see him.

>>59039054
>idiots respond to bait

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>>59038615

He's already taken all of your gains, taking your job is a logical progression.

>>59039054
Terrorist either way.

>>59038615
throw hot coffee on him, since I don't drink it anyway, and run yelling "islamic terrorist"

>>59038615

>Sikh gains bruh
>Brogrammer fistbump
>Drink shakes togheter
>do a 360 and walk away

wake up because i work preload at ups

>>59039054
Shitskins explode all the same
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Blue_Star

>>59038615
>Wonder why I'd ever have a cubicle.
>Return to my own personal workshop and fire his ass.

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>>59039054
they both explode dumbass.

>>59041493
your just jelly ISIS is making massive gainz

>>59043504
Kill yourself, you dumb fucking shit stain.

>>59038615
I can smell that poojeet from here

>>59038626
Dude, those humans have already exploded.

>>59038626
Learn your stereotypes buddy.

>>59038615
All the sikhs I've met have been super chill.