LOL

>>59033003
>That dislike to like ratio

Shut it down, the goyim know!

>>59033003
>faster than most laptops
JUST FOR ONLY $1500, YOU GOY

It would be nice at $400.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INs_bnk4yJQ

it's a decent ad t b h

>>59033003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-5RP-okG8w
>iPad Pro has LTE like your phone
>but Macbook hasn't

but does it werk?

>>59033003
>this is what macfags actually believe.

Apple has been plain old fucking sad since day one but come the fuck on this is like advanced levels retardation now

Glad I'm not one these sad Apple fucks

I like how they are saying that you should not buy any Macbook

Because of the toddler OS it's useless

We've had this thread multiple times a day since the video was uploaded. Don't y'all have anything better to do?

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>>59035382
>can't afford good wifi
>can afford LTE

>>59035382
Microsoft Surface Pro 3 also has LTE functionality.

>>59033003
>>59033061
>>59033153
>samefagging this hard.
kek'd

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>>59033003
It's all fun and games until Apple drops OTA support. On any laptop you can install and alternative OS and keep getting updates. With an iPad, you'll be fucked. Also no ports.

LMAOing at iPad fags.

I know it's stupid, but i'm really tempted to get a refurbished one as something to take around and to draw on.

The 12.9" just seems too big to practically take anywhere though.

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>>59033003

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>>59037091
I bought a used one in Mint condition off Swappa for $400, 32GB and came with Pencil.

Best fucking purchase in a long while. Replaced my laptop for travel and all my notebooks and textbooks for my classes. The ability to record an audio of a lecture, and then just tapping any part of the notes you've taken and the audio immediately jumps to that part in lecture is super helpful when I study.

>>59037475
Is this 9"?

>>59037533
Yes

>>59035509
You can buy laptops with LTE if that is what you need. It's a completely moot point.

>>59036456
You mean you have a laptop that's more than 5 years old? That's reallly sad!
The iPad Pro™ with Retina Display will definitely suit your needs!

iPhone goatSE

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>>59034770
>it's a decent ad

>>59033003
>nu apple
Daily reminder that steve jobs apple wouldn't have the need to advertise that ''it's better than a computer''. That message would be implied and it wouldn't even if it's true or not.

>>59033003
fucking racist apple fucks

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>>59040163
This. It's a cringy ad aimed at children at best. Though given how many kids are walking around with iphone 7s and taking selfies with ipads this isn't really surprising.

>>59035467
apple was good up through windows xp, it had more ram and was generally better than windows.

then xp was as stable and pcs were coming with more ram.

now you can get a home pc that is rock solid stable and has overkill amounts of ram for less then a piece of shit bottom baral mac.

I honestly wonder the exact moment that macs and windows pcs switched in which one was better.

>>59037475
So the same thing a Surface can do?

>>59040186
>Hi, im mac
>And Im a pc


Yea, jobs would have approved this ad campaign.

>>59040264
what is that video from? google is throwing up girl and yandex is all russian

>>59040264
What the actual fuck is happening in this webm?

https://youtu.be/MvcLCJXCU8M

>>59034770
Holy shit that's bad

>>59040455
autism

>>59035382
>slow wifi at home
Buy a better router, poorfag. I can use my home's wifi at my neighbors house.

>>59040491
>>59040455
How's your Hello Kitty vibrator holding up?

>>59037533
the Pro is 9.7", same as the Air

>>59036456
thisthisthis people say "muh apple ubdaids my fone for FIVE years android cucks BTFO FOREVER" but in reality its more of a "Apple updates my shit for 2 years and gimps it slowly for the next 3.
>>59040455
I'm not even joking, an autistic kid likes apple so much he has a breakdown when entering a store with his social group

>>59040460
>Hilarious
Far from it.

>>59033003
No palm rejection

>>59040411
Surface doesn't have a good touch keyboard

>>59042052
Maybe, but it has a much better physical keyboard

>>59042116
Wat

You're saying the Apple type cover is better than the Microsoft

>>59034770
Jesus christ imagine doing anything serious on a fucking iPad with a shitty tack on keyboard.

Almost everything in that ad would be autism mode on an iPad. Entire spreadsheets, word documents and presentations. Don't even start thinking about other things, like actual dev work.

>>59042129
The subject of the sentence is the Surface

I just searched the AppStore for SWAT 3: Close Quarters Battle. It does not have it.
If it can't run SWAT 3, it is not a computer.

>>59042190
Oh right I forgot which side I was shillling

>>59042209
Lel

>>59034770
Now an even faster Facebook machine!

most laptops have mobile internet options

>>59040460
I dont think they know the difference between mock and mock-up

>>59035382
Even an old thinkpad can get mobile internet.

>>59042194
Come on, it's gotta be SWAT 4.

Anyways, I thought the standard was Doom or Quake.

Surface is a really small Windows 10 PC that can be used for literally everything Win10 of comparable configuration can be used for. Up to in-IDE development and dev server running.

iPad, on the other hand, is a really big iPhone with a similar functionality.

I would genuinely like Surface if it did not have such an absurd price.
And I still can't comprehend the reason for the iPad existence.

>>59033003
But it's FASTER than most laptops.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INs_bnk4yJQ

>>59042442
You can get the Surface Pro 3 for like $600 these days and it's just as capable if not more because of all the firmware updates it got.

Aldo the Surface Pro 4 pen and keyboards work perfectly on it and vastly improve it

>>59033003
all microshills can do is attack/dismiss

microsoft products are the lowest grade on the market

microsoft have achieved NOTHING in hardware

>>59042564
what do microsoft have in 2017

a marginal/deteriorating desktop GUI

no presence in mobile

>>59042579
Ad ware

windows 10 is AOL

>>59042513
no apps

>>59042618
>apps
Emulate Android you raging homosexual

>>59042442
no apps

>>59042442
>And I still can't comprehend the reason for the iPad existence.

keep trying pajeet

I LIKE MY IPAD PRO

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>>59042618
>>59042631
>muh apps
Come back when you use something other than Angry Birds.

>>59042625
>Emulate Android

slowly .. is this all microsoft can do?

>>59042618
>no apps
Win10 has apps.

>>59035486
Why the fuck would anybody come here if they had something better to do?

Don't act like you're busy because you're not, if you were you wouldn't be here.

Fuck you, I hope you die.

>>59042678
>it's Microsoft's fault Bluestacks sucks nigger dick

>>59033153
I guarantee my $400 HP laptop from 2012 can beat iPad Pro in benchmarks. Applel is a joke.

>https://youtu.be/K--NM_LjQ2E
>That missed click
>Also neglecting to mention the giant list of copycat not Word software a normalfag gets when they searched Word

>>59034770

>redpilling people on dumb niggers

good ad

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All memes aside, that A9X processor is a fucking beast, the GPU is much faster than anything Intel HD offers, and all of that at a much lower wattage, yet no one talks about that.

I get it, the ad is fucking retarded, but the hardware is fucking amazing, the only defect is Apple's software lockup and current app limitations.

When ARM starts taking over x86, we will start seeing real professional software getting available for such devices, and you will see how powerful they can get, if you know GarageBand, for exemple, you know how amazing apps can get, that shit is getting at logic pro level, even surpassing the Mac app.

>>59033003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYVjIjBMx6o

Thank you based Louis

>>59043457
Those benchmarks look awfully unequal and seem to have been done using different tools m8.

>>59043589
The only unequal test is the throttling test. Both Geekbench and Gfxbench are cross architecture.

>>59043615
Those where the one's I was referring to.

>>59043628
Same tools m8.

>>59043651
Prove it.

>>59043457
>the GPU is much faster than anything Intel HD offers, and all of that at a much lower wattage, yet no one talks about that.
Because there's not really any proof of how powerful it is when iOS doesn't have any programs that use it to its full potential. At least with a Surface Pro you can run games or emulators.

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Remember when Apple ads were good?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDH1dv8tSqY

>>59043691
go to the geekbench website and search for iPad Pro or A9X, then search for surface pro and compare results.

>>59043757
> Titanium
I came

>>59043765
> believe on GeekBench.

>>59033003
Well the ad is technically correct.

Still pretty stupid though

>>59040411
Yeah, but the surface has shitty input lag for the pen, which triggers my autism to no extent. Also, Windows software sucks ass.

>>59043757
Apple should just start using this metallic yellow tone.

>>59043457
GLXBENCH is on iPad Pro 16bits.
SP4 is 32bits.

>>59043820
>Also, Windows software sucks ass.
Ah yes, glorious iOS software written in Java, C#, and Swift. No input lag there.

>>59043765
http://www.laptopmag.com/articles/microsoft-surface-pro-4-vs-ipad-pro

Here you have open apple shills who are unable to deny iPad pro can only suck Surface's dick in terms of the actual performance (compared to the i5 version).

I kinda doubt your source.

>>59043820
If you want zero latency then you should use pen and paper

>>59043841
>Java
>C#

Are you fucking retarded?

>>59043881
You're right, but the Apple Pen offers the best substitute.

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>Tyrone sees the price tag

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>>59043890
Lol no it doesn't

>have to charge you pen every 9 hours

>>59040411
>So the same thing a Surface can do?
The difference being that he paid less and iOS is actually really nice

>>59042440
>Anyways, I thought the standard was Doom or Quake.
If that was the standard then everything from printers to cameras to the Touchbar are computers.

>>59043902
>Takes 15 seconds for 30 minutes

Fine by me.

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The amount of reverse fanboyism and post-purchase rationalization in this thread is making me cringe. You guys need a reality check. I have a lot of complaints about Apple but they make some really nice products and the fact that they're out of your price range really isn't as much of a criticism as it is an admission that you simply can't afford it and thus want to hate on it. There are some nice Dell products that I personally can't afford but that doesn't mean that I go out of my way to shit on the entire Dell lineup (which is indeed mostly shit) just because of that.

You guys act like little children.

>>59033061
I thought apple disabled comments and dislikes on all their videos?

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>>59035382
>Macbook hasn't
AYYLMAO

>>59044007
I just tether my iPhone which is literally 2 clicks on a MacBook, don't even have to get my phone out of my pocket. Everyone else on the subway does the same exact thing every morning, even the Android people. I don't know anyone from a first-world county who has to use a 3G SIM in a laptop.

>>59044023
>t. iToddler poorfag

>>59044057
He may be a mactoddler, but he's correct - using a sim card in a laptop is a sort of degeneracy.

>>59044057
>wow you poo in a toilet? lol poorfag
I suspect that /g/ is infested with angry Indians

>>59043920
Takes 15 seconds to change out the battery on my Surface pen and lasts 18 months

>>59043914
An iPad Pro costs just as much as a Surface. And you can get a Surface Pro 3 for much cheaper and it's far more capable

>iOS is actually really nice
I thought this was a technology board

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>>59044139
>An iPad Pro costs just as much as a Surface. And you can get a Surface Pro 3 for much cheaper and it's far more capable
I don't think the two devices really have the same target demo or fit the same use case. Also, as the gentleman said above, he got one for $400. They're pretty cheap nowadays, but of course you're biased and will just cherry pick some off-the-shelf price at your local Best Buy or whatever and claim that that's representative of the actual situation for people who have a vested interest in paying a better price (it's not).

>I thought this was a technology board
Nah, it's just a place for smug but unintelligent young people with personality disorders to pretend they're something other than annoying little kids/manchildren.
>if you disagree with my fanboyism, it's not tech!

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>>59034770
>Im kinda right
>WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>59033003
How is this pictured device not an electronic tool for processing and storing data?

My windows tablet also has LTE :^)

>>59040264
Someone post source please

>>59044342
Just google "autistic kid apple store"

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>>59044007
>3g
>same thing as lte

>>59042669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K--NM_LjQ2E

>>59044352
Thanks, source for the curious https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1QEIu6jgkk

>>59044363
>all laptops must use an outdated modem
OK.

>>59044393
>gabey
>gaybe
>gay baby

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>>59044393

>>59043765
I'm talking about the second set of tests you slow man.

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>>59044424
Can't blame mactoddlers for thinking that way when they only get hardware updates every half decade.

>>59033003
But will Facebook run smoothly on it?

>>59044194
I bet you're the kind of guy that would go out of his way to defend the Prius on /o/

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>>59044743
>I bet you're the kind of guy that would go out of his way to defend the Prius on /o/
/o/ is full of stupid teenagers circlejerking about whatever car they happen to be able to afford or were given by their parents. Maybe you're right in a sense, but I wouldn't waste my time talking to them. Maybe that's your point...

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>>59045181
wrong pic

>>59045181
>implying /g/ isn't the exact same thing except with computers, phones and tablets

>>59034770
>voice over explaining features of the hardware and OS
>no gimmicky art styles in the ad
Wtf Apple? This looks just like every other ad out there now.

They're pushing the LTE feature hard aren't they?
Which carriers are paying them again?

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>>59044393
>@0:35
Whooop whoop whop whop whop

>>59034770
All that Twitter integration into popular culture for every fucking Apple commercial. An I thought Nigger Beats were too Alpha until I see an intense manly howl in a commercial. Thanks Apple. I wll buy your pencil charger.

>>59044342
>>59040455
>>59040435
His parents educated him of the troubles impoverished children around the world must endure. An Apple employee intervened and mediated (typical Genius fashion) by supplying the information required to quell the little faggot.

Will the iPad pro let me use virtual machines

It says it's better than a computer right

>>59033003
lmao I just checked those 4 garbage commercials and they all feature only women or black men.

>>59035521
but anon, it's funny! I learned those jokes on /pol/!!!

>>59037475
what app

>>59044123
so?

>>59047260
the sky nigga

>>59043257
Kinda surprised this being apple and all

>>59033003
But it is a computer.

>>59046864
Maybe of you want to use Windows 95

>>59044023
>his city subway has no free wifi
how's the pooing goes, rakesh?

>>59037475
App name?

>>59048562
Public wifi is a joke at best and a privacy nightmare at worst

I don't understand. Apple has one of the best marketing teams in the world, how didn't they expect that to backfire?

>>59048977
Cuz microsoft literally got the best advertising phrase for their surface: The tablet that can replace your laptop.

While apple had to come out and try to compete with the surface pro (they even stole the fucking "pro" affix), they also had to come up with "clever" advertisement to try and say "the tablet that can replace your laptop" without trying to fully copy microsoft.

>>59034770
>faster than most laptops*


*from 2005

>>59035382
wew, LTE

tethering my media consumption device with suffix Pro was so hard to do I had to go out and buy an entire extra data plan and SIM

>>59048977
Apple is a marketing company but they have not been on top of their game in a long time

They're basically working on what they have created and not adding anything else

>>59034770
>no homebrew
>no macports
>no compilers
>no Unity
>no steam

I own an iPad but not even joking will I switch to this shit and ditch my laptop

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>>59043457
>the GPU is much faster than anything Intel HD offers

No it's not you fucking retard. The A9X's feat is its processor, which has a single core roughly equal to the i3-6100u. The actual benchmarks you can find show Intel HD is better than the A9X.

>>59037467
Post the drawing pls

>>59035509
It also runs an operating system that allows you to be productive.

>>59040527
>he has spoken to his neighbors
What a normie

>>59052052
Still has better performance per watt, nigger.

Also remember it's a 1 year old chip, the new A10X will probably be on par, if not faster, than a 15w i5 7th gen

>>59044382
The guy looks like Thomas Ngijol.

>>59051623
>>no homebrew
Yeah kinda nice

>>no macports

What
>>no compilers

Yeah need this

>>no Unity

Lost me here. You mean the worst WM in existence?

>>no steam

Sad!

>>59054845
Unity Game Engineer.

>>59054855
so, the worst game engine in existence.

(well, at least the most unstable)

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>>59033003

>>59053355
Oh dear, it looks like you've moved the goalposts from faster and less watts to just less watts. Have you considered killing yourself?

>>59043827
>beige

yes please

At least it's not Windows or Linux and you can hack it for Cydia's cool shit for hacks and tweaks etc

>>59035382
should have gone to Planet Fitness

>>59044429
straight to gay baby jail with his gay baby toys

>>59037475
>>59048607
>>59047296
This sounds so helpful, is it a function of notes out of the box?

>>59039963
Windows devices gets updates for 10 years.

>>59053355
> Still has better performance per watt
> moving the goalpost this desperate
Why

>>59034770
>faster than most laptops
this is actually true so long as you include all laptops dating back to 1990

>>59034770
snek'd kinda hard desu

>>59061079
it's implied that when he says most laptops, he actually means most new laptops currently available for purchase

>>59035486
no