What should i get my dad for his birthday?

dragon dildo

>>59026106
Do we look like your dad? Go ask him.

>>59026118
what did you mean by this?

A son that isn't a disappointment.

>>59026106
install gentoo on his computer

>>59026106
A gun and a single bullet so he can end his misery by killing you.

A son that isn't a fucking retard.

Does he have a computer? Get him an ssd to speed up it up or a cheap 24 inch monitor because Im sure hes using a shitty one. Ssds can go in laptops too

Nude pics of your girlfriend or a threesome with your mom and your girlfriend.

>>59026206
rolling for this

>>59026244
kek

Something that actually has some thought put into it instead of some memetech /g/ suggested.

I'd love to spend another day with my dad even if its just sitting in the park.

>>59026244
OP better deliver

>>59026275
What a faggot.

>>59026275
rip ur dad

>>59026275
What's he into?

>>59026302
he likes gadgets

>>59026302
Dressing up in fur suits and having sex with other guys.

>>59026318
>>59026275
>>59026243
>>59026239
>>59026228
>>59026206
>>59026200
>>59026175
>>59026110
kys

>>59026313
Get him a portable charger, like an anker or something, if those gadgets can be charged via a usb to whatever port he uses. Maybe a tool kit would be nice with a variety of screw tips and lengths for fine tuning or big projects.

>>59026367
You first, angry retard.

>>59026367
What's wrong, OP, are you mad your shit thread isn't getting the ebin replies you wanted?

>>59026444
good idea, i think his last one broke

>>59026504
>i think his last one broke
His portable charger or screw driver? If the prior then I can sort of understand but if the latter than what the fuck was he doing to that poor screw driver.

>>59026561
his portable charger

>>59026244
OP pls

>>59026599
if kek wills it, i'll do it

>>59026106
Get him a Thinkpad with Gentoo installed on it. Then write Stallman's GNU/Linux pasta on his greeting card.

>>59026282
>hating my dad is cool xD
Kill yourself you underage fuckhead

>>59026106
Organize a lemon party for him.