How many computers do you own /g/? Bonus round, how many

>>59000106
>computers
20+
>smartphones
7
>tablets
2

1 laptop
1 phone
1 console

Desktop computer 1
Laptop 1
Smartphone 1

>>59000106
1 desktop
1 laptop
1 smartphone
1 ipad
1 girlfriend

>>59000106
1 desktop
1 laptop
1 smartphone
1 dumbphone

>>59000106
>Desktop
>Laptop
>HTPC
>Smartphone

>>59000280
>Kevin_gates_2_phones.mp3

>>59000106
4 computers
0 phones and tablets

1 PC, 1 smartphone. Enough for me.

1 computer
1 laptop
1 phone

>>59000106
>computers
4
>computers that work right now
3
>smartphones
idk like 4 or 5, i have a drawer full of old ones
>tablets
none

Only counting fully functional, in-use major devices (no chromecasts, smartwatches, etc):
1 Smartphone
1 x86 tablet
3 Laptops
2 desktops (one is headless)

>>59000106
10 desktops.
5 laptops
3 smartphones
2 tablets

1 desktop
2 laptops (soon to be 3)
2 smartphones

>>59000236
are these girlfriends any good?

used to have some, but they were not working as expected. no refunds unfortunately

>>59000106
2computers
1laptop
1phone

1computer that doesn't work and that I'll never fix
a smartphone in case mine stop working

>>59000106
1 desktop
2 laptops
1 tablet hybrid (surface pro)
4 smartphones (2 in use)

If you also count stuff collecting dust at my place and my parents' place
>2 desktops
>2 laptops
>1 tablet
>5 smartphones (6 if you count my work issue one)
>3 consoles (4 if you count the work-in-progress Neo Geo MVS consolization)

2 laptops, 2 PCs and a 1 smartphone

>>59001324
Oh you merely dated an IGirlfriend.
Lad you need to go out there and find yourself one. They really have improved after the whole Clinton v Trump software update.

>>59001755
iGirlfriends are terrible, I prefer to use open source girlfriends

>>59001856
bbbut anon you have to pay for those, thats not gnew

>>59000236
>1 girlfriend

how's the clit mouse on yours?

>>59001513
why so many smartphones

>>59000106
>How many computers
2 Desktops
1 Notebook
1 Windows 10 Tablet (counting as a computer since it's full Windows 10)

>How many smartphones/tablets
4 Smartphones (Optimus V, Optimus F3, Optimus L9, Zenfone 2)
1 Tablet (OG Kindle Fire)

>Extra bonus round:
I also own a SHIELD Portable

2 Computers
2 Laptops and 1 surface pro 4
3 smartphones
2 tablets

>>59000106
computers
10+1 (laptop)
smartphones
2
tablets
0

>>59000106
1 desktop (dual monitor)
1 surface pro
1 oneplus one

my girlfriend has a macbook and an iphone and i'm building her a desktop pc this weekend.

>>59000106
Two desktops, another desktop missing a PSU, two laptops, one of which is dying. One tablet, two phones but I only use one of those at a time.

2 desktops
1 poorphone
1 Sega Mega Drive 2
1 NES clone

a few desktops
1 laptop
0 cuckphones and tablets

>>59000106
1 desktop
1 dumbphone

3 desktops
1 tablet (uses a keyboard case thing from Zagg)
4 smartphones

>>59000106
Using up a 48 port managed switch for cabled machines, and have three mobile devices which use 802.11n that's running on a seperate routed LAN.

>>59000175
>>computers
>0
>>smartphones
>0.5
>>tablets
>1

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1 Laptop
1 Desktop
2 iPhones (luckily I didn't buy them)
2 Feature phones
2 Old Androids

1 desktop
1 laptop
1 raspberry pi

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>>59000106
>computers
Thinkpad R60, T400, T420, X1 Carbon (second gen), MacBook Pro late 2006 and 2011, Acer Aspire One (pretty much useless). I also have a Mac Mini 2008 and two custom built Cure2 Duo machines.

Total: 10

>smartphones
Nexus 4, 5, 6 and 6P, iPhone 2G, 3G, 4, 4s, 5, 5c, 5s, 6, 6s Plus, SE. Then I have a Galaxy S3, S4, S5, S6, and a Note 5.

Total: 19

>tablets
Nexus 7 (2013), Nexus 9, Pixel tablet (Android, not Chrome OS), iPad 1, 2, 3, 4, Air (first gen), and Mini (4th gen).

Total: 9

>single board computers
I have a Raspberry Pi 3 and Zero.

Total: 2

>music players
iPod classic 4 and 5, iPod shuffle 1, iPod Touch 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5.

Total: 8

So I have 48 computers in my house, and that's not including other things like routers, kitchen appliances, bluetooth speakers, security cameras, and other things that have small computers inside of them.

>>59000106
>computers
3 but it's gonna be 2 soon
>smartphones
0
>tablets
0

>>59006370
>no smartphone
>no tablet
How do you even live? No social life guaranteed autismo.

2 laptops
3 desktops
1 NUC
1 raspberry pi (if that counts)
1 tablet
1 smartphone

>>59006356
What do you do with all those computers?

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>>59006526
Computations.

>>59000106
Nice try NSA

>>59006466
I'm getting along pretty well actually. Even without a mobile phone of any sort. These are mass surveillance devices anyway. No matter if it's a smartphone or just a regular old fashioned cell phone.

>Computers
More than i can remember, guessing around 30. Mostly old shit like 386s though
>Smartphones
1.5
>Tablets
0

>>59000106
0 computers
0 laptops
0 smartphones
0 tablets

>>59006618
>posted from my Smartfridge

>>59006628
I'm at the library

>>59006628
Disregard >>59000106 he ain't me. It's the fridge trying to pull a skynet.

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>>59006690
kekkedy

>>59000106
1 laptop
1 arduino nano
1 smartphone

>>59006904
>1 arduino nano
What are some scenarios that you could change the world with a single Arduino nano?

1 desktop
0 smartphones
0 dumbphones
0 tablets

>>59007235
You could shove it down Trump's throat and suffocate him with it. That would change the world drastically and it's pretty realistic if you ask me.

>>59007235

if it ran the guidance system for a rogue ICBM

>>59007287
>change the world
for the worse.

1 desktop (no monitor, just use it to stream games)
1 laptop
1 phone

>>59007314
Maybe. I'm not saying shit would get better if Trump died. Just that it would get different.

>>59006356
>Computers
>Thinkpad T400, T420
It's almost like I have the computer inbetween.

For me:
>Computers
Custom-Built machine
Thinkpad T410
>Smartphones
LG G4 with a bunch of custom rice and encryption
>Tablets
None yet, planning on pulling the trigger on an X230t come May.
>Single Board PCs
Once again none yet, but planning on pulling the trigger on some sort of RPi when my tax return comes back
>Music players
Not counting my previous shit? None.

>>59000106
>Computers
1Main PC, two office PCs and a GPDWin.
>Smartphones
1 HTC 10, 2 old ones kept as backup.
>Tablets
1 Nexus 7 (2013) and 1 Galaxy Tab 4.

>>59000106
4 custom computer
1 OEM pc
2 smartphones that work
1 Tablet, haven't touched it in a year.

>Computers
3 in use, 6 in the closet
>Smartphones
Nexus 6P in use
GSII, Note 3, Galaxy Nexus, crap LG in my drawer
>Tablets
5, none see use.

>Computers
1 Dell XPS 13
1 NAS
>Smartphones
1 Galaxy S7

Main desktop
Small media center/fileserver
Shitty laptop
Old desktop for GF when she stays over for more then a few days
working on a real server, but waiting for parts
10+ older PC's sitting around

Oh god, might be a hoarder.......

>>59000106
8 desktops (7 pre-builds and a custom build) and 2 laptops.

>>59000106
>computers
5 (2 desktops, 3 laptops)
>smartphones
3 if you count a blackberry
>tablets
none, but my main laptop is a 2-in-1

>Computers
A Thinkpad T520, and a couple of old Dell laptops without hard drives
>Smartphones
A Moto /g/
>Tablets
Some shitty walmart one I got about 5 years ago iirc. Kind of surprised it still works.

>>59000106
Only counting those in active use:

2 desktops
2 single board computers
0 laptop
0 tablet
1 smartphone
1 dumbphone

>>59000106
Custom Desktop
iPhone SE
Macbook Pro 2015

That's it. I don't have an excessive problem like most of you faggots do
>I might need it some day
>Maybe ill give it away
>maybe ill sell it
>its neat, i want it
>hoarde
>hoard
>Hoard

you fucking failures make me sick

>>59010974
some people need multiple computers to get work done.
I don't see the point in owning multiple smartphones unless you're a business owner though

>>59011003
>computers:
1 desktop, macbook air, old vaio, newish w10 hp laptop.
>smartphones:
1 iPhone 5S
>tablets:
iPad Air, iPad Pro, iPad Mini

>>59011003
Yeah maybe.

And some people just like hoarding old junk because of some deep seated self esteem issue they might have.

3 desktops
1 laptop
2 tablets
2 smartphones

>>59000106
2 desktops
1 broken desktop
5 laptops
2 ipads
1 iphone 6
1 samsplode s7 edge

>>59006466
A mobile phone doesn't guarantee a social life. I use one, but only so my boss could call me to offer me extra shifts or if my mother needs to remind me to pick something up on the way home from work. If not for those two reasons, the phone would be somewhere collecting dust.

>>59000106
a shitload

Use? 2.5.

Own? I have a graveyard of like 20.

2 laptops (one 17inch and a macbook 13rpro)
1smartphone

1 28inch monitor +keyboard etc..

I've thought about building a desktop but all I would use it for is games and I don't play games

i don't have a tablet because why would i need one

>>59011571

oh, if we are counting broken obsolete stuff then I have 5 laptops 4 towers 3 smartphones and some other stuff

>>59000106
I'm not sure on the number of total machines due to quite a few boxes not running since they need this or that. For this I'll count machines that are operational.

>Desktops
6
>Laptops
5
>Smart Phones
2 old, 1 active.
>Machines that need this or that
15+ not including parts that don't have a case and what not.

>computers
1
>Smartphones
1
>Tablets
1

I'm a simple man.

>>59000106
Active, in use ones only
>desktops
3, 2 headless servers
>rpis
3
>laptops
2+1 for work
>smartphone
1
>tablet
2 (1 android, 1 Windows 10)

I have some other Windows 7 tablets, an extra laptop that isn't working 100%, and other assorted stuff like that but those are the ones I use more often than not.

>>59010974
>>59011408
>only 1 computer can be in use, the others are just powered off gathering dust
you don't belong here, normie

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>>59011297
>iPad Air, iPad Pro, iPad Mini

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1 laptop
1 smartphone

Computers:
x200, x60s, r31 and some old Pentium desktop
(All running GNU/Linux expect for desktop which I play games like Oni and Beyond Good and Evil on)
Phone:
Telstra tough 3

All up spent around $200aud on all these

>>59000106
laptop, phone, stationary @ campus.

An arty FPGA devkit, 2 raspis, ~4 arduinos, a beaglebone, 2 nordic semiconductor bluetooth devkits, a couple arduino nano's.

1 desktop, 1 smartphone. Sold all the other shit.

>>59000106

Desktop
1
Laptop
1
HTPC
1
Tablet
1
Smartphone
1

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>>59000106
4 relatively desktops, 2 socket A computers
2 laptops one of which is an old T42
Not sure how many phones

>>59015026
relatively new desktops fug
2010-2013 vintage, media/storage servers, work computers etc.

2015 rMBP
2016 TB MBP
iPhone 7+

I need to sell the 2015 model soon.

1 desktop
1 ancient HP tower server, mostly for backups. Runs Ubuntu 14.something LTS, I think.
1 2011 MBP
1 phone, excluding old ones I don't use

3 computers. One gaming desktop, one Samsung Chromebook Plus that I just got, and my old Lenovo n22 that I haven't figured out what to do with yet.

2 smartphones. I have my Nexus 6p which is what I use, and an old original Moto x in my drawer. I only keep it around if my 6p breaks, but I just realized I've since switched to Verizon and the Moto x won't work since I was on T-Mobile when I used it.

5, with 3 mothballed in storage:
> i7 2700K/1155 file server running Win Server 2008r2, 10Tb in RAID 5
> Pentium G3248/1150 desktop/daily driver which is use to remote into the office on, Windows 7 OS
> mid 2009 MacBook Pro, OSX 10.6.8
> Pentium 4 Think Centre 8184, decommisioned workstation I'm about to put OpenWRT on and use as a router, currently XP OS
> Athlon X4 860K/FM2+, Linux Mint word processor box I do projects on

> Nexus 6p
> Apple iPad 3

>>59001324
funni meme

Five in a one bedroom apartment.
Desktop, laptop, spare parts desktop that's not in use, and two Compute Sticks as HTPCs. One smartphone. One tablet in need of a screen replacement, but spending money on it is low on the priority list.

I technically own more, but I left a few things behind when I moved out of my father's place in a hurry. He's an ass and I have no plans of ever seeing him again, so I doubt I'll be seeing those devices again either.

>>59000106
A laptop, a desktop that's not working, tablet, 2 smartphones and a chromecast

>>59000106
>How many computers do you own /g/?
Too much to count
>Bonus round, how many smartphones/tablets?
2 android phones
1 tablet
1 ebook reader that runs android
a few windows mobile PDAs and phones
A few other PDAs and HPCs

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>all the normalfags ITT
No wonder this board is so shitty

>>59015676
what devices do you have senpai?

>>59015732
>>59015637

>>59015637
>>59015738
>>59015676
faglord

seek attention somewhere else
you're not special for keeping old devices
why would you even mention those
do you use them daily?
idiot

>>59015676
>>>/r9k/

Normies are infinitely better company than autists.

3 computers
2 phones
3 tablets

>>59000106
>desktop
1 (5-6 shitboxes that would probably work)
>laptops
3 (personal, work, experiment shittop)
>tablets
1
>smartphones
2 (personal, work)
>other
1 htpc
3 ras pis for house automation and smart thermostat

Computers: 2. One of them is an acer aspire one 110L I haven't used in years now. Thinking of buying a thinkpad x220

Smartphones: 3. 2 chink shitty $100 phones I got for free, sitting somewhere.

Tablets: 2, one half broken and the other one only likes Windows and it's really, really slow.

>>59000106
2 x PC
3 x laptops
1 x Mac
2 x tablet

..plus two consoles

>>59000106
1 desktop
3 laptops
no phone (RIP)
1 tablet

>>59006356
not trading in old ipads or smartphones and ipods when upgrading!

either your a full on autist or you dont give a fuck about money..always one faggot!

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>>59000106
>computers
5 (-1)
>smartphones
1
>tablets
1

At a apartment:
2 Desktop
4 Servers
1 Laptop

At b apartment:
1 Desktop
1 Server

EDC:
1 Laptop (sturdy 2in1, x86-64) very pleased with it
1 Smartphone

>>59000106
>computers
7
>smartphones/tablets
0
>"proprietary computers designed for interactive offline entertainment supplied by software on either special cartridges or optical discs"
8 (4 stationary and 4 battery powered portables)

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>All these wasted CPU cycles.

>>59015958
Fuck off, normalfag.

>>59000106
personal ownership

desktops: 2. 1 server 1 workstation
laptpops: 2.5 (one is a headless server)
smartphones: 3 1 used, 1 for entertainment and unlocked for travel sims, and one derelict.

no tablets per se but i have a kindle.

non-personal: 3 datacenters. 2 in north america on in south asia

>>59017787
did you lease b apt because a apt got too loud? lmao

>>59000106
Nice try NSA

>>59018096
found the "gamer"

>>59018182
>implying all my set up machines aren't under 100% load 24/7

>>59018350
>electric sheep

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>>59018466
What?

>>59018514
im implying the hardcore 100% 24/7 use case is art for hippies

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electric_Sheep

just a slight jab for being elitist but meh. i do wcgrid so it's all beans

lol

>>59000106
>Computers
2 a laptop and a desktop
>Smartphones
2 one plus x, one plus 3t
>Tablets
I had one but gave it to my sister, I pads are over sized I phones.

1x laptop
1x phone
1x raspi

1 desktop
1 laptop
1 tablet
1 smartphone
1 smartwatch
2 raspberry pis
1 3d printer

3 desktops
2 (functional) laptops
~22 smartphones
1 tablet
1 server

>computers
2 (desktop for vidya and macbook)
>smartphones
1 (6s+)
>tablets
0

>>59006554
THIS

3 laptops
phones aren't cmoputers

>>59022393
>phones aren't cmoputers
Correct. However, they are computers.