Make this /g/ related

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bump, I liked the few that have been floating around desu

>>58989336
1. OS wars
2. dualbootin/everyday VM
3. VM with PCI-e passthru
4. templeOS exclusively, running on http://www.templeos.org/Wb/Doc/StdTempleOSPC.html#l1

>>58989432

 if(Boolean.toString(condition).equals("true"))

kek'd

>>58989336
For remote desktop:

1. Niggas who use windows remote desktop.
2. Niggas who use tight vnc.
3. Niggas who use a ubuntu vm+ remina
4. Niggas who add explorer.exe to steam in home streaming.

>>58989336
>consumerist threads
>amd vs nvidia/intel threads
>generals
>open source threads

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>>58989432
I'm ashamed of my chuckle

>>58989432

woah

>>58989336
>using a 9gag meme instead of intelligent wojak

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>>58989790
We can do one of these too

>>58989336
AMD goes in the top section.

>>58989822
But the bottom one is obviously Brainfuck.

>>58989822
perfect

>>58989642
kek'd

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>>58989617

>>58990175
huh, you actually can do image creation in Photos?

>>58989454
>Niggas who add explorer.exe to steam in home streaming
you can do that? I've never thought of this. Fucking genius.

>>58990062
You got #2 and #3 mixed up dude

>>58989822
I see this picture more times in facebook and reddit than here.

>>58990069
the 3rd one does the same thing as the second one just implicitly.

>>58990515
in this case yes but iterators have the remove function. not possible with for each.

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>>58989482
Nice try

>>58989850
Kek

>>58990298
Nah you're just a faggot who has a fetish for sub-par gpus. Kill yourself

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>>58989336
>Make this /g/ related
your welcome

>>58990062
>no AMD CPU and nVidia GPU setup
wew lad
>>58990069
>iterator
>while loop
fucking wow friend what are you doing

>>58990672

What about his welcome?

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>>58989642

>>58990635
made me chuckle

>>58991040
>he's welcome
ftfy

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>>58989336

Enough with the programming ones, guys, no one here understands them anyway.

>>58991258
Fish.exe on Windows 10 when?

>>58992009
kekd

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>>58991933
I fixed it for you Ryu-chan.

>>58990356
Maybe you should stay there

>>58992009
good one

>>58989617
so much this

fuck this guy >>58990184

>>58991933
It's the exact opposite you retard

>>58992221
You don't use function declaration style for control structures you fucking mong.

I don't even use much OOP shite but it becomes all the more important if you do, since functions/methods are not always going to be 0-indentation level.

>>58992339
>mixing different brace styles in the code

>>58992375
>Not mixing different brace styles in the code

You use spaces for indentation, don't you.

>>58992424
No, that's the most retarded thing ever, even more than not having consistent code

>>58989882
>8c

>>58992437
How is following kernel style not consistent?

https://kernel.org/doc/html/latest/process/coding-style.html

The only real mistake they made is saying indents are 8 chars wide, but they had to set some limit otherwise it's impossible to have a max line limit.
People would just make insanely long lines claiming they kept within bounds as they used 2-space tabs.

>>58990635
KEKSIMUS MAKSIMUS

>>58989725
>>58989681
brainlets and code monkeys listen...

a truly great software engineer strives to take something complicated and express it in a simple way. it's all about managing complexity. so when I see

if( Boolean.toString(cond).equals("true") ) {
    return null
}

instead of

if( condition ) { return null; }

it shows me how shit you really are. of course this is a trivial example, but I've seen Pajeet / codemonkey Brad get way out of hand with the unnecessary abstractions, shit identifiers, methods with a cyclomatic complexity of 8.6 million, etc...

>>58992733
You've been meme'd

>>58992756
this
/thread

>>58992733
Are you a fucking idiot? That's the entire joke.

>>58992733
lol

>>58989617
If(condition)

>>58990512
>not using FAT32 for practically universal compatibility

>>58992009
Is it /g/ related though? I have about 1.2TB of eromango.

>>58993192
Stallman pls go and work on your turd HURD.

>>58993192
>mixture of kernels and Linux distros
>no seL4
???

>>58989336
>AMD Bulldozer
>Intel Sandybridge
>Intel Kaby Lake
>AMD Ryzen

>>58992733

do you know where you are?!

need some help kiddo?!

low iq monkey shit indian retard

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>>58990356

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Kys

try{
    bool _true;
    bool.Parse(cond.ToString(), out _true);
    return if( _true ? "yes" : "no" == "yes");
}catch{}

>>58990367
underrated post

>>58992733
Is this pasta?

>>58991942
>no neumann u87
get out

>>58992097
scsi video card when?

>>58994664
In what language is this valid

>>58994746
C#

>>58991827
some of you miss the point of this meme

they should all get progressively better until the last one, which should be something totally retarded. i'm assuming you meant clit to be the "actual" best answer since it is the preferred term on /g/

>>58994819
I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be inverse with what's good being on the smallest brain one and as it gets worse the brain size grows, the idea getting increasingly retarded though

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unironically this

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>>58989642
>Debian...
Smh

>>58994980
but that's wrong
here's the correct version
>>58990682

>>58994567
sad but true

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>>58994070

>>58989432
>not

if(Boolean.valueOf(condition==true).equals(Boolean.TRUE))

>>58995792
>I can't actually program I just know the latest hot may mays

>>58995821
call me back when you earn $400k writing in your non-meme-languages

>>58995827

Switch ass and tits.

See pic related.

>>58995843
Nah they're in perfect place, every braindead normie likes tits.

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>>58995843
what da fuq where's pic

>>58995843
ass is nigger tier

>>58989617
>wasting screen-space for no reason

>>58995941
Why don't you put all your code on 1 continuous line then hypocrite?

>>58995950
But I do...

if( condition ) { return null; }

>>58995950
Because my I still value readability. Opening curly braces on a new line reduces readability by wasting screen space.

>>58995854
so 3rd world countries like ass

>>58995854
This seals the deal. We need to make America great again. We need to make America a tits nation again

>>58990539
that is a good point, didn't even think of that. thanks anon.

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stay woke, stay safe

no house fire

>>58996323
>games
I love them, but end yourself.

>>58996323
it's backwards you retard

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im not sure if i did this one right

>>58989432
Meme or meme not. There is no try.

>>58996630
Also backwards. How is this so hard for you fucking retards to understand?

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>>58997064
goddammit you made me choke on my drink

>>58997159
>>58997064
Kill yourself, you autistic samefagging fucktard.

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>>58997194

>>58997089
Your the retard
>taking memems seriously
you arent supposed to take memes seriously
the point of memes is how not-serious they are

>>58997181
>8 char tabs
nice meme

>>58995216
The God Emperor is crafty, indeed.

>>58997159
Maybe I'm wrong, but there are not many people who would enjoy this to this degree.

I'm building an $800 laptop to build Arch on. I would do Gentoo, but there isn't as much documentation. This is my first or second time seeing the Linux from Scratch Logo, and I have paid absolutely no attention to Solus.

>>58997422
Its 3 AM here and the windows part caught me off guard

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>>58990509

>buy the F91-W for work because I don't like pulling my phone out
>visit my mom while wearing the watch
>"Anon, you should have told me you needed a watch, let me buy you this $300 watch!"
>tell her I bought this watch because it's cheap and not gimmicky
>she doesn't understand why I don't want it

Grew up in a poor family so now that we have money, she wants to indulge me in nicer things. I appreciate it, but I'd rather she spend the money on herself.

I also don't want to get fucking robbed.

>>58992733
Nigga got punk'd

>>58994567
fukken this

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Someone please make one listing image extensions, with .jpg as the last one with the "brain pictures" getting more and more artifacts
I'd do it myself but I'm at work

>>58989617
delet this

>>58998262
/z/ is rip ;_;7

>>58998711
i exhaled

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>>58989617
NO

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>>58991822
>pls go

>>58997854
My mother did the exact same thing except she bought it without telling me. It was a nice Casio watch so I was grateful anyway.

>>58989617
my nigga

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>>58989336

install Kevin

>>58994756
>Returning an if-statement
Yeah, I don't believe you

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>>58989336

>>58995854
>north korea

Kim Jong-un is an ass-man!

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>>58989425

>>58989336

1. "HDrip" at SD
2. x264 BluRay
3. x265 10-bit BluRay
4. AOMedia Video 1

>>58998262
Too soon /z/

>>58989882
Even the logo looks like mystical runes.

>>58989432
/r/ProgrammerHumor/top?t=week

>>58989822
You could say that Wojak is fucking his brains out in the last pic.

>>58991822
Fuck off, go masturbate to graphics cards

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>>58994946
>everyone ITT

It's a Python programmer thinks his language is difficult and interesting episode.

>>58998262
OH GOD THE BEES NOOOO

>>58991793
>not using TryParse instead

>>59001869
Am I the only one who wants to use languages that are as easy and as simple as possible?

Any nigger can make things complex, but it takes a genius to make things simple

>>59002163
this is /g/
you're expected to do things the hard way just so you can show off
If you dont have the time to spend hours and hours installing a specific distro of gnu/linux then you clearly have more important things in your life, which makes the /g/entooman angry

>>58989482
>implying ubuntu > Windows 7

>>59002888
Dumb homos. Pick up some real gay shit like tomboys.

>>58995854
west sahara is under the sea

>>59002888
I laughed

Also checked

>>59002888
>clock lower than gay shit

mkfs.reiser4 youself

>>58990509
What's wrong with G-Shock. I use a F91-W but isn't the GShock just a higher quality version of it with more modern look/features

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>>59003212
>mkfs.reiser4 youself
Nice.

>>58993164
>not caring about your files
>not caring about having permissions
>not having files above 4GB
>not caring about unicode filenames
>actually caring about windows shitters being able to use your drives
>not encrypting your external drives with dm-crypt that breaks compatibility in the first place

>>58995827
My nigga!

>>58990672
>tfw I browse /fit/, /sci/, /g/ and /diy/

>>58991258
>>58990682
>>58990509
>>58995631
For fuck's sake, yoda isn't there to symbolize intelligence in >>58989432, it's just a joke on "yoda notation", so please stop using him in your unrelated images.

>>59003318
meta

El celebro del ser humano es complicado

>>59003836
>no binary
baka desu senpai

>>59003318
nice

>>59003971
I do pee in the sink, but I definitely would not shit in it.

>>59003971
>shit in sink

Even pajeet is better.

>>58989681
It's the other way around.

>facebook memes
nothx

>>58994567
Underrated

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>>58994980

BB10 masterrace

>>58994567
Agreed but i use all my distros in a vm and run my main as wangblows because of work
just fugmerightupfamalam

>>58992733
(You)

>>58990635
Plausible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtR63-ecUNo

>>58989822
Please tell me this is a joke.

>>59004315
Did I just watch oscilloscope demoscene?

>>59005066
His channel is full of the stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WBWIKnr0Os

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Someone's probably already done this one but screw it

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>>59005258

>>58997089
Fucking idiot it's supposed to be like that. The joke is that the worst possible option is what's placed as the smartest. It's similar to the "tfw to smart too" meme.

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>>59002888

>>58997854
I also have an expensive watch from my parents but I only wear it on special occasions like weddings and my parents are fine with that because they know I lose shit all the time

>>59005371
neat one

>macOS / win10
>win7
>linux
>bsd

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>>58990062
fixed

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>>59005676

>>58990240
>thatisthejoke.jpg

>>58989822
>Only one that's smiling and looking happy is ASM
What did they mean by this?

>>58998007
>HAM
you nigger

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>>58995004
But that's wrong, anon

>>58990691
he forgot to cater for pajeets sorry :(

>>59006498
change the last one to a pager and this shit is gold

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>>59005258

>>58999021
>PUSBCSSDSD

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>>59005884

>>59007613
>>59005884

wrong reaction pic but still cute.

>>59007613
is this hakkin's avatar

>>59006498
True.

>>58990062
xeon phi > tegra tb7

>>58992009
>mfw bought a 250gb ssd instead of a 2Tb hdd


i regret everything

>>59004315
I don't trust this guy. Mushrooms don't move in real life.

>>58997181
lost

>>59003212
B-but I don't have a wife

>>58997196
>tor

>>58999021
it's not "solid state drive" it's "flash memory"
:^)

>>58990354
Which is the last?

>>59009398
What about that picture makes it look like its from Tor?

>>59009481
netscape

>>58990512
>no btrfs

>>58995792
That's literally the most random assortment of languages

>>58989617
That's stupid. You're stupid.

>>59005835
>>59005676
>Shilling for AMD GPU garbage

Shame.

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>>59004754

>>59005623
Unironically this

>>59007613
Why two tails?

>>59006498
I lol'd

>>59009481
Underaged etc etc

>>59014956
Eso eso eso eso!

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>>59014956
ftfy

>>59014956
>le cringe meme
>le only oldfags will get this
>le do i fit in yet

>>59015153
Nice diary entry, gayboy.

>>59005371
Donald Knuth uses Ubuntu though.

>>59015123
You got it completely backwards m8

>>58998007
Discord isfucking great you piece of shit nigger go kill yourself Faggot

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>>59015689

>>59015689
>saves all your chatlogs indefinitely
>reserves the right to use them for marketing purposes
Yeah no

>>59015703
Thanks teacher

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>>59009481

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>>59015733

>>59015754
U wot m9

>>59015782
http://comma.guide/vocative-comma/
http://www.grammar-monster.com/lessons/commas_with_vocative_case.htm

>>59015820
go eat a dick faggot i've seen you doing your autistic corrections in all sorts of threads for weeks now

>>59015873
The vocative comma is an endangered rule that must be protected from barbarians.

>>58992733
are you deliberatly trying to sound like a complete idiot

>>59015820
>>59015894
You're doing god's work, anon.

>>59003836
>not sleep sort

>>58996630
system.out.print is unreachable anon.

>>59003318
I NE'd

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>>58992733

>>58990512
i know next to nothing about this, but why the fuck is ntfs above anything at all? isn't ntfs shitty walled garden trash? i remember messing around with linux dual boots and ntfs self-destructing because i accidentally opened a file from my windows partition on linux, 2tb gone

>>59015385
>lg that low
please tell me this is a joke and i'm too retarded to understand it

>>59019005
HFS+ certainly is worse: http://www.cio.com/article/2868393/linus-torvalds-apples-hfs-is-probably-the-worst-file-system-ever.html

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>>59015703
>grading: F, >>>/v/

keep it up grammanon

>>58991258
it really bothers me that people don't take a minute to get rid of all that bloat on the windows 10 start menu

>>58994980
>implying any phone OS can be enlightened

>>58997848
I'd really like to major in some sort of history but it's such a fucking useless degree

>>59019194
touché, didn't even know what hfs was

>>58990509
>putting the tag huehue next to the Rolex instead of the fossil

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>>58990062
>needing anything more than integrated graphics

WEW

>>58993195
>measuring porn collection in TB

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>>58989336
Learn to compress your jpg

>>58992009
Best one so far

>>58998711
a, b, c = [1, 2, 3]

>>59013456
Believed in Japanese folklore, cats that have lived for many years develops magical powers and while doing so there tail's splits into two

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>>58989822
C#

>>58990069
>not using functional folds
Do you even transcendence

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>>58997064
Holy fuck im crying

>>58989432
Kek'd at the tostring one, that should have been the yoda one

>>59026375
The last box is Java's way of doing functional folds

>>58990512
>no Btrfs

>>58993164
>not using exFAT

>>59003836
> bogo sort
By far the fastest sorting algorithm

>>59015385
Rocking the OnePlus 3t. Feels good man

>>58997894
This.

>>59003318
for real though the Yoda one is retarded it totally misses the whole theme of the meme.

>>59009481
leave and never return

>>58998148
I like the idea of this but that requires other image filetypes that cause bad artifacts

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I know yo nibbas secretx

>>58990635
Spoopy skeletonz

>>58989617
>Using brackets ever

>>59015123
>/sci/
>above anything

>>59029027
There should be a veil in the last picture.

>>59027283
Well, it's fucking ugly.

>>58989882
Щell done Цomrade

>>59030936
>shchell done tsomrade
?

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>>58989882
Fix'd

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>>59029027
Fixed

>>59015385
>That's so wrong in so many ways except with Apple