>Sales website with a youtube video and a chat link >This

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>>58977472
why is this png so heavy

What did you expect? You anti JavaScript whiners are the worst.

>>58977453
memequery is the biggest mistake of modern internet.

>>58977526
javascript is the biggest mistake

>>58977453
Because lots of websites use CSS and JS templates with their page

>>58977526
>>58977661
The biggest mistaken is that your parents didn't abort you. jQuery is very useful.

>>58977855
retard detected

>>58977934
actually it is useful, but it gets painful whenever things get more complicated

>>58977453

Don't blame the web devs, blame the fucking millenials that want "muh bling bling web 3.0".

Don't hate the player, hate the game.

>jquery minified

window.$ = function(selector) {
    var selectorType = 'querySelectorAll';

    if (selector.indexOf('#') === 0) {
        selectorType = 'getElementById';
        selector = selector.substr(1, selector.length);
    }

    return document[selectorType](selector);
};

>>58977968
>Don't hate the player, hate the game.

the game is for niggers

The knowledge of you neckbearded anime retard fags is phenomenal...

>hurr durr javascript
>my browser should only parse serialized DOM (aka HTML) as intended
>I want a static DOM without any features
>I want to reload the whole page and download all assets again
>the webserver should render the page and serialize it for every request

web""""""devs"""""" who don't know what they're doing are to blame, though