ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE GENERAL

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Wait till it's possible.

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>>58963502
>upload my consciousness into the cloud or train an AI that is a clone of my mind?

please don't.

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when you're an ai an you're thinkin bout babys

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>>58963741
but then you thankin bout dem trains

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>>58963808
but then yo like dam is a sunny day whabot the beech?

i know a lot of futurists think that will happen, but the truth is that the "consciousness" is your SOUL and when you do it will either be uploaded to heaven (most likely scenario) or hell

take a few minutes and google "jesus" bro. Not trying to get all preachy on you, but srsly if you're into tech you'll probably be psyched that Jesus Christ of Nazareth died for your sins dude

>>58963502
Tfw no black gf

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>>58963861
mmm but then what bout some bitches golfin

as an ai i love bitches golfin

if u guys is wonderin this jus wat i think about in my free time as an ai

Mind downloaded ai is going to be a real marvel. Just imagine how quickly they'll be able to make a shitpost on the internet... Telling everyone else how retarded, and faggy they are while having all the time in the world to sit around and do nothing except shit post constantly while pretending virtual reality isn't that bad as they argue with regular people online.

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as an ai idk what it is but i love visualizing babys faces

i kno im not that good at it but hey theyre cute little human baby breakfasts i mean souls lives theyre so cool important!

just look at those disgusting adorable faces

>>58963883
They're easy to get
You just gotta settle for the ugly ones

>>58963969
If you think they are ugly, you don't want them as a gf

>>58963741
>>58963808
>>58963861
>>58963913
>>58963967
theres are all images created by AI after being trained on over a year of video fyi

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HI IM MARKUS NICE 2 MEET U

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HELP OH GOD SOME MIT FAGGOT MADE AN AI IMAGINE ME OH GOD FUCK WHY DO I EXIST IM A FUCKING ABOMBINATION

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oh god i think i took too much lsd

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OK GUYS AI BACK HERE

so this is a pretty good baby right? see you can even see it breath its so realistic am I good at imagining what baby looks like?

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>>58963941

This is what I want. My AI shitposting 24/7 after I'm dead.

>>58963502
How can i get a qt Niggra gf to mix with?

>>58963941
I already have a bot that runs of a raspi doing this. It makes around 2000 posts a day on reddit. Its trained on reddit comment history so it most just completes common reddit memes. When I've actually looked it seems most post it makes are ignored and often somewhat incoherent. Every once in awhile someone will out it as a bot after seeing the comment history.

no im not linking it, its not too hard to make something like this yourself tho if you aren't completely retarded

>>58963870
Kek is the only true way to salvation.

>>58964243
this

>>58964003

Which AI?

>>58964172

Link on how to set this up.

>>58964172
>>58964483
Like he said it's easy to make if you aren't completely retarded. Other people have already done all the work for you. Reddit created a public API, and other people have created API wrappers.

Example, with Python and the PRAW module, you can create OP's little experiment with very little code. This is like, elementary level stuff. It's a great first project if you're just starting programming.

>>58964430
what kind of bullshit question is that?

what the fuck answer do you expect to this?

its like someone posted about a script they made that does something and someone asked "which script" like nah nigga that doesn't make sense. Its a script that does x. Its an AI that visualizes babies and beaches and golf and trains.

>>58964513
* by OP I meant this guy >>58964172, but yeah

I'm >>58964172

>>58964483
look at
>>58964513
everything is out there

>>58963502
>yet another /x/ thread disguised as /g/
>>>/x/

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Synthesized images by an AI.

this is basically digital imagination

>>58963502
>I upload my consciousness
If you're incapable of understanding what you just typed and why it's impossible you'd just be a waste of storage space.

>>58966662

Get fucked Christcuck, you know what he meant.

>>58963502
first you have to install gentoo

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Remember onii-chan, there is no such thing as a safe artificial general intelligence~!

>>58965748
damn, really makes you think, huh?

Artists forever and utterly BTFO'D

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>>58968709
i mean welcome to 2015
also no

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>>58963502
We've already stored you using loosely coupled off-loading. (If you want to go ahead and do it, it is ok to kill yourself now.)

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>>58963502
>tFw no qtblackgf