I am now a developer. My boss is going to give me my first cheque soon, and I haven't even graduated yet. I am literally superior to 90% of /g/, because 90% of /g/ is basement dwelling hobbyist masturbators.
What app should I create next you fucking losers? Don't say waifu.
>>58955864
waifu
>>58955864
create a step-by-step interactive, web 2.0 paradigm shifting and disruptive app on how to make a noose and then be the first user of it.
>>58955864
List the catalog of a board, then allow user to hide threads. User is then redirected to board without unwanted threads.
Collect data about what kind of threads are the most unwanted.
Release data.
Youtube app that handles 4K DASH and background audio playback
>>58955864
>I am now a faggot. My bro is going to give me my first creampie, and I haven't even shouted no homo yet. I am literally inferior, because I'm fake and gay.
Notice me senpai!
>xD
>>58955864
A forum chat where you can brag about being literally superior to 90% of /g/, because 90% of /g/ is basement dwelling hobbyist masturbators.
>>58955864
a game that lets you destroy towers pigs build with birds that act like balls and have various skills
do you see how ridiculous this sounds?! if you can build that
make you can become rich .. not sure
>>58955864
what platform anon?
Bonr
It'd be an app for your phone with a simple "on/off" icon for your homescreen.
Whenever you had a boner, you would turn it on. When it retreated, switch back to off.
Basically, the app would use your phone's GPS to place the location of you and your boner on a world/local map. You'd be able to see how many people in the world currently have boners.
You'd also be able to see large clusters of boners in your area and be like "whoa...I better get down there. Something's going on that's giving everyone a boner".
Facebook/Twitter integration would be a must.
You could track friends' boners so you could shoot them a text like "congrats on the boner" and collect stats for yourself and others, e.g. boner frequency, boner duration, prime boner time.
You'd probably also want bluetooth or NFC to alert you of boners within 100ft of you so you know to knock before walking in a room and getting an eyeful of boner.