aaaaaayyyyy RAM arrived, now how the heck do I put it in computer

Put it in the DVD drive

>>58947757
Install gentoo first

Jam in slots

>>58947757
>2017
>buying physical ram

ISHYGDDT

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>>58947757

You have fat legs. But, you probably have a nice personality to make up for it.

lol nvidiots

>>58947757
>put it in computer
Lol purchasing physical goods in >2017
Just use the serial on the package and redeem your RAM online.

>>58947757
four way splitter and a usb to udimm ddr4 adapter

>>58947757
What most people don't tell you is that you need to energize them first. It makes sure that all the data banks are properly aligned for maximum performance.

What you need to do is vigorously rub them on the carpet--it builds about enough static electricity to properly energize them.

You could also throw them in the microwave--it takes longer--about 10 minutes, but it's just as good.

>>58947757
fat people are gross

You just download it into there my droog, luckily it will download very fast since it's in the same room

>>58947757
Swipe them in the memory card reader.

>>58947757
put each one into the dvd slot sequentually, waiting 30 seconds between each so the ram can download across

just RAM it in

Open the motherboard manual to find out which slots to use for Quad-Channel RAM, usually they're colored

It would look something like slots 1, 3, 5, 7 which probably share the same color

I hope your motherboard supports quad channel ram in the first place

woah does that thing have a hemi?

RAM TOUGH

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Thanks /g/uise - especially >>58947831

figured it out :)

>>58947929
>I just needed a way to show off

Wow you installed RAM into your computer, that's insane man!!!

#HowDidHeDoIt?

/sarcasm
sage

>>58947929
what! my mom would never let me have that much RAM

>>58947929
windows 10
you've now proven to everybody that your are officially a joke

>>58947965
Thanks, I can show you how later if you need help.
>>58947974
What mommy doesn't know won't hurt her :)

>64gb of ram to shitpost with lolis

>>58947803
Not even that fat I think. I have the same kind of legs Naked snake has, they seem fat but in actuality it's a lot of unflexed muscle resting on the chair.

>>58947981
was it the nvidia sticker? no.
was it his fat legs? no.
64gb of ram? no.
windowa 10? bingo

troll thread. don't spend your money on legacy RAM
http://downloadmoreram.com/

>>58947757
I hope you didn't order ram without getting some superglue you incompetent twat.

>>58947757
Why (you) dont download some ram?

>>58948046
>>58948030
That's a meme, I already tried and it doesn't do anything.
>>58948033
Only idiots don't have glue in several places in the house. I have it: in the garage and also in the junk drawer in the kitchen.

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>>58947757
>slow
>4 sticks in 2channel
>64 GB

How to spend a lot of money and still get sub-par performance when purchasing RAM: the guide by Jordan.

>>58948100
I only care about RAM capacity and this is the most my CPU and motherboard allow!

Sick fuck lol.

>>58947929
It was better when you were running Arch, Jordan.

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>>58948134
I do still run Arch.

@the guy who made fun of my nvidia sticker
Holy shit fuck you dude
I tried to remove it and now there's so much sticky residue and I can't get rid of it

>>58948287
Cotton ball and hand sanitizer.

I remember when my friend bought server RAM for his desktop PC.

twice.

>>58948311
I don't have those, but maybe eventually dirt will get on it and it won't be sticky

>>58948331
Rag and grain alcohol?

>>58948354
I mean maybe you misread my post above:
>eventually dirt will get on it and it won't be sticky

>>58948373
I figured you probably have rags since your weight fluctuates wildly from the heavy drinking.

>>58948393
I uh I don't drink dude

>>58947757
>buying 64gb of slow as piss and unresponsive as fuck memory
why would anyone do this?

>>58947803
>home made dildo

god jordan you're such a disgusting failure. how long have you been here? at what point will you fucking kill yourself?

>>58947757
RAM in pooper, post pics.

>>58947929
>Win10 toddler
kek'd.

install linux dude.

>>58948408
Maybe he's running a server?

fuck off trip fag

nice balls faggot

>>58948000
>not having all your loli loaded up on ram for max speed shitposting

>>58949068
Why would I kill myself? Here's my reasoning on why I wouldn't:

If I live, there's always a chance of having good feels.
If I die there is zero chance of having good feels.
Easy choice to not kill self.

>>58947965
reddit wants you back

>>58947965
>/sarcasm
fucking reddit i swear to god

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>>58947803
Jordan is an lolcow who just started his 4chan adventure less than a year ago.
Ignore him or mess with him like we do.

>>58950566
What's a lolcow?

>>58950771
>>58950566
If it's something to do with anime count me the fuck out lol

>>58947757

sudo addram 16GiB

Only works if your RAM is EFIoIP 3.0 compatible though.

>>58950771
tripfag fu

>>58947757
I always had a suspicion Jordan was a whale

>>58950566
>Last year
If it's the same Jordan I'm thinking of, you're fucking miles off.

When did he last pretend to go kill himself while drunk?
Has he been living in a cave?
Has he been living in her basement without them knowing?
Him and charlie are the fucking worst.

>>58952679
He's fat as fuck.

My ddr4 4000 RGB 2x8gb sticks are on the way. I am excite.

>>58952728
You mean Charlie the rubber chicken? I want to see more of him :(

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>>58947757
Maybe you should have figured that out before you bought the RAM cards. Ever think of that, you inane cunt?

>>58947929

Now open a 250 node substance in Substance Designer and watch that RAM hit 99%

Nigger, did you seriously just ask how to install motherfucking RAM into a computer? What next, you going to ask how to install your new monitor?

>>58952813
If by rubber chicken you mean the faggot cross-dresser that pretends to kill himself but happens to have a plushie toy, then no. 4chan needs less of that shitposting cunt.

You dont put the ram in the computer, tape it on the side. There is specific tape to do this.

>>58947757
Oh god. Your body is gross. Please kill yourself.

>>58952728
!nigger/0cE, wasn't that jordan? you cant post as that tripcode anymore i think, cant remember what happened.

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>>58947803
>That color scheme

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>>58947757
why is your ram so slow? it's a waste of money!

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>>58953099
He's changed his trip a million times since.

>>58947757
Step 1: shove it up your ass

>>58947757


Just put one (1) stick in your PC. Sell the other 3 because you NEVER get to use them.

>>58947757
JUST JAM IT IN

>>58949185
the fbi has an easier time taking the data off ram than any other median

>>58947929
ohlol only just noticed you're a tripfag, as if it can't get any worse

>>58947757
ilu Jordan
u should make a video of you installing the RAM and upload to YouTube

>>58947929
>65.9
cucked

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>>58947757

>fell for 64GB RAM MEME

Thicc

>>58958671
I should have yeah, and I could have reviewed the RAM installation process.
It's too late though

>>58960519
Take it out and put it back in so you can rake in that mad YT $$$$$$$£

>>58959694
Do you have any idea how fucking big 300 dpi TIFF layers can be from 20, 30+ megapixel cameras?

HDR, panorama, focus stacking etc. Thats just ONE use case where 32 or even 64 aint no meme

>>58960584
desu I don't take money from the youtube jews, but I do have almost 50 subscribers so I'm kind of a big deal