ONE something's got to give
TWO something's got to give
THREE SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE
>>58945509
wat
good thread
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>58945576
omg kill it with fire
>>58945585
The best way is to fill it with enough liquid propane and then light up
>>58945576
>No Papa Roach's song
Are you even trying?
>>58945692
meh. op could put the entire thing on the microwave and give it a 20 second zap
>>58945576
kek
>>58945576
It's a sin to kill, Anon. It is your duty to let these creatures live in harmony in your home.
>>58945509
>>58945519
>>58945541
>>58945576
Looking at the state of your room I'm actually not surprised about this.
>>58945576
Time to burn down the house.
>shit sewing machine
>shit router
>shit room
No wonder your tenants are turks
>>58945576
I had a roach infestation before.
I feel you OP.
Buy those stringes, they get them gone for good in 2-5 days.
Buy the syringes or call infestations. Roaches deserve to die.
>>58945509
Are you squatting in an abandoned house, what the fuck is that room
>>58945799
>A microwave killing roaches
>>58945576
oh god why
>>58945576
OHH GOD.
OHH GOD NO.
OHH GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.
OH FUCK ANON, KEEL THEM OR SOMETHING
>>58945576
I spent some time in a prison infested with roaches. I mean they were in the dozens just in my cell. You'd see them on the walls, floors, in cracks, bed frames, they'd get in the radio, under the sink, walk on the table. You'd be cutting up your weed on a little board and a roach would walk across it. You had to suspend food from the ceiling so the roaches wouldn't get to it.
And you know what? At first you're killing them all, disgusted but after a while you get used to them. They just become a fact of life you ignore. Raid is useless against them, Raid might kill them but it won't stop their multiplying. What works is those little square poison traps. The ones through which a roach walks, gets coated in poison then carries back the poison to the other roaches because they all like to huddle up together in holes. Then it was dead roaches everywhere for a bit and then they were gone.
>>58945576
is this what basement dwellers are like?
tfw i was talking to roaches all this time.
>>58955732
Why were you in prison?
>>58955775
washinton dc
>>58955775
Possession of a large quantity of marijuana. Over a 100lb.
fuck. better update adobe reader.
>>58945705
NOPE MY WAY OUT OF THE HOUSE
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
BURN THE HOUSE DOWN
IT WON'T FAIL
DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF I GO TO JAIL
>>58956292
Retard.
>>58945541
NOPE
let the roachies hit tha flooooor
>>58945576
these fuckers live in the gravel under my window, I have them everywhere in my window frames
when I turn on my car's AC, these dead fuckers burst out of the vents
>>58956840
there's something worst than pajeets shitting everywhere.
>>58956996
I went to insect forums to ask for a solution
>d-don't worry anon, they're harmless, give them a kiss and let them live :)))))))))) :mrgreen:
I eventually bought some pesticide and sprayed the windows but now there are dead blattarias everywhere
>>58957062
Put those poison traps some other anon mentioned, it's the only effective way to kill them cause they pass on the poison and take it to their lair and even then it doesn't always work.
With that spray shit you'll only poison yourself.
And look up some aromatic plants for afterwards, they scare away all types of bugs.