Happy Valentines day /g/

>>58942890

I'm in Japan and my SO is wales t b h f a m

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>>58942890
I'm with my waifu and that's all that matters.

>>58942930
I like wales too theyre delicious

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im with my waifu making an irc server from scratch for my portfolio

Because I don't have one.

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Tell me /g/ , why are you alone?

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>>58942890
I'm with my waifu making postfix/dovecot work and that's all that matters.

>>58943046
nobody will mail you so why are you bothering

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>>58943049
Steam will mail me.

>>58942930
I'm in Japan too, but unfortunately my SO and our 3 LOs are sleeping right next to me. Shitposting on /v/ is the only thing keeping me from suicide t b q h f a m a l a m

I'll have a significant other when i'm over 28.
Till then it's one-night-stands for me.
Fuck long-term relationships. Not my thing.

>>58942934
Good taste anon.

>>58943071

where are you?

M I L K I E S

Im in pakistan and Valentine's day is banned.

>>58943058
What the fuck?

>>58943079
southwest tokyo area

>>58942890
>What are you doing today?
I'm trying to get work done.

>>58943019
Fat and ugly. I'm sociable with plenty of women, and not in the beta orbiter kind of way, but pretty much none of them would ever want anything romantic with me.

>>58943107

yokosuka?

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I only love Lain.

>>58943242
Kawasaki

I might get drunk with my computer and see what happens if you know what I mean

>>58942890
It's in the morning and I'm just doing my usual browse and shitpost routine across 4chan and leddit.

>Why are you here instead of with your significant other?
She's here, but she's doing the same thing. I plan not to put in much effort today because I know I'm not going to get any tonight. I'm so alone, /g/, the only thing worse than not having a qt 3.14 is having one that doesn't want you to fuck them. It hurts, I haven't had relief for weeks and I have no privacy to find it myself. Things are perfect at face value but I die a little more each night when she just rolls over and goes to sleep.

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>>58942890
>What are you doing today?
Working, like any other contributing member of society.

>>58943277

thats cool m8. but would you not prefer somewhere in kanagawa?

>>58943440
why don't you have the balls to end it before she does? Leave on a high nigga

>>58942890
>Why are you here instead of with your significant other?
Spent the day with her and our kid

The night is mine, to shitpost while they sleep

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>>58943019
1. OCD about sharing my personal space with another person.

2. I don't like having schedules and responsibilities.

3. Putting food on the table in this economy is bad enough with entry level jobs requiring a millennia of experience

4. I can't have liabilities like wife and children when I don't even have my own house and car

5. I am lazy and don't want any long term commitments

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>>58943440
dude, get the fuck out of there.
>not a qt
>doesn't want the d
>you're not happy
end that shit, nigguh

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we broke up because i use tabs, and she uses spaces

>>58943440
bro, leave

>>58942930
Wft is with the Japanese and wales?

>>58943440
She is using you for a comfortable lifestyle. Under the guise of a stable relationship, you are the sucker. She get financial security and a place to stay while giving you nothing in return.

She is probably sucking some nigger dick to satisfy herself so she is never in the mood for you.

>>58942890
This girl looks so pure, who is she?

Any more pics of her?

>>58943581
you sound like a nigger

>>58943576

i'm gaijin t b h

>>58943440
Women have needs too, if she's not getting it from you, she's getting it from someone else.

>>58943533
Because things really are perfect outside the bedroom and when I'm not desperate and horny. We live together and also run an IT services company together. Our husband and wife team is something to market and our family knows each other very well. I can't end it and I can't imagine it being over.

Please don't make the same mistake I did. If they don't want to jump your bones every night then something is wrong. They're not "waiting" or building up the excitement. Leave before you're in too deep, you'll never just get used to it like I thought I would. Sex is more important than you realize. When people say "at least the sex was good", they're not joking, it's the thing you fall back on when other things aren't good.

Being so happy and yet not is worse than being sad.

>>58943596
you're kidding, right?


If not, she is Mia Khalifa... You can find a bunch.

>>58943440
Nigga, she's fucking someone else.
Even if you're happy now, would you be just as happy with this otherwise perfect life if she was fucking someone else?
Right now she is your friend, nothing more.
When was the last time you kissed, hugged, snuggled in bed?

>>58943608
Things are not perfect if you cant even talk to her about this shit, or if you are she does not care.

>Why are you here instead of with your significant other?
My left hand is right here faggot

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>>58942890
Spank the monkey, probably take a look of pornhub's promo for today.
Never used premium before. Any recommendations?
Also, watch the Champion's League.

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>>58943596

>he doesn;t know about the cute muslim girl mia khalifa

>>58943708
>Also, watch the Champion's League.

>watching rigged sports

>>58943713
>she's so used to her bf's average white dick that she got hurt taking the BBC and wouldn't do anal cause that's only for her bf

>>58943633
Checked and this. Talk to her about it.

>>58943632
>When was the last time you kissed, hugged, snuggled in bed?
Last night. Like I said, things are perfect. We literally just do not have sex.

>>58943633
>>58943796
I'll try. I'll prepare a fancy dinner tonight and broach the topic. Even just hearing her say I'm too much of a beta fuckboi would be assuring because at least I'll know what the problem is and we can work accordingly.

>>58943713
>''''muslim''''

I haven't had a "relationship" since middle school

>>58942890
I was too much of a wuss to ask the girl i'm interested in out to do something today.

>>58943947
me too thanks

>>58942890
they're at school

>>58943608
Go work oit. Sex is a primal physical thing before it is mental.

If you got man meat she'll want to eat.

Or if you're too far, slim it down.

Once u got the looks right, the easy part is the ambiance and approach . Women are sensual creatures. Candles , wine , and a movie and I'm sure you'll be making out or at least fingering her.

Dont see it as you getting off. See it as you serving her and getting her to Orgasm first.

>>58943897
>We literally just do not have sex.
Eh, maybe she just has a low sex drive then.
Good luck anon, for your sake I hope that's the case.
Nothing much better than a QT who shares your interests to snuggle and handhold with.

>>58942890
Does she still do porn

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because im getting ready and will see my girl in an hour or so.

if i were single at this time i'd be watching this movie with you anons.

>>58944050
not gonna lie that was a good movie and something that will happen in the future (well except the ending of course)

>>58943058
Wtf are you doing?

>>58942890
Eh? Regular work day as a monkey. She's pushing some all-you-can-eat sushi place for tonight, but I'm a weirdo and don't like sushi so it's not supper exciting for me. Go home and fuck after. Then smoke weed and watch Netflix until tomorrow. Repeat that until Friday and then it's krunk time. Nothing special about today other than it'll cost more money than usual.

>>58943099
>>58944107
>he doesn't know about the card farming business

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>2011+6
>developing meaningful interpersonal relationships other than with your co-workers and family members and lifelong friends

>>58944136
>but I'm a weirdo and don't like sushi
no one likes sushi, people just pretend they do for snowflake/hipster points

>>58944193
Since I don't like it, this feels believable. But many of my past girlfriends have loved sushi, and I don't date fakes, mostly geeks. But, I guess everyone has a little room for being fake in life.

>>58944193
sushi is ok. ceviche is where it's at though.

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Has loneliness turned you into a smug anime girl?

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>>58943019
Girls have no interest in me. Surprised? Simple as fuck.

>>58944193
I like sushi unironically.

>>58943927
>had it at all
Fuck off normalfag

>taking gf out to dinner
>dinner by the ocean front
>after night picnic at the beach
>pop her favorite wine bottle
just gonna drink and be there with her for a while, back to my place for sex. wake up next day back to work for both of us.

when will the rest of you learn?

>>58944432
>when will the rest of you learn?

learn waht

>>58943897
Wish you the best anon. Hope you get somewhere!

>>58944432
>when will the rest of you learn?
what a waste of life whores, sex, and poison drinks are?
idk maybe when people stop being so stupid they stop believing the shit they see on the internet/t.v?
you're a brainwashed idiot if you think anything you posted has anything to do with living/building a successful/happy life.

I broke up with her a few months ago.

>>58943897
Just tell her you want it. She'll be into it in a couple of minutes.

>>58943897
Just Rape her

>>58943071
>so
>my
>>58943440
>she
>>58943581
>believing "she" exists

hahahaha good shit anon. 4chan is the reason i dont have a SO in the first place

>>58944618
it is, we laugh, build memories. Nothing wrong with a drink, you talk about drinking poison, i think the internet is more poison.

There is nothing wrong with going to a restaurant, eating dinner, and having 1-2 drinks with your gf. Sorry bro, some of us enjoy life. Enjoy living/building a successful/happy life on an anime board

>>58944193
this is bait

>>58944374
I feel you anon. It's the same for me

>>58943440
>>58943608
Are you me? I'm stuck in the same golden prison as you. Met this girl a few years ago. She wasn't good at sex but was open to everything so I've seen her improve both in gestures and techniques on a daily basis. We did everything, had our climax simultaneously and shit. Those were the great days.

Then we moved in together and everything started to collapse. Our jobs have been eating our minds since then, slowly pushing our couple forward the routine and the boredom.

Now she won't ever ask for sex, and the worst is I don't really complain either. I live with my terabytes of porn and jerk off everytime she leaves the house. Our sexlife is pathetic but put that apart and the rest goes pretty well. The sad thing is we became "roommates" in some sort and we're too deep into that shit to even jolt about it and grasp the nettle once and for all. So we happen to mention it like "meh have you seen we don't have sex anymore, we're just two autistic fucks in an expensive flat". But then everything goes dark again and routine takes over.

Tonight I may grasp a bottle of wine to mark the occasion even if i know we don't believe it.

>>58945060
Holy shit are you ME. What should we do m8? I can't just live with this massive collection of porn and have no sex. Why even have a girl if this is what it's like.

>>58945060
>girl
>met
>>58944942
>gf

>>58943019
i don't really go out to bars and such, and i'm terrible at online dating (be attractive etc)

also the majority of girls in my city are sjws and/or sluts and/or lesbians, and i haven't really accepted being bisexual well enough to date a guy

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>>58945056
wow, you're like a detective or something

>Found nice gf
>2 years later
>No passion she farts loud and laughs out loud she has gained 25kg
>she expects flowers ect ect when she never does anything for me

Thinking how to kick her she came from a Slavic shithole to be with me.

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>>58942890
It's 11AM on a work day anon

Dozen roses and I'm grilling strip steaks and some colossal shrimp this evening. We recently started watching all the Ghibli movies, I think we're doing princess mononoke tonight. Then boning

>>58945195
>25
That's insane anon. Well at least you got a girl to be interested in you in the first place.

I'm in the US for a month while she's back home in the UK. Sent her some roses last week because I thought V-Day was last Monday.

>>58943227
Dam, i've got the same problem as you, but i'm a skinny fuck

>>58942890
>What are you doing today?
Same as yesterday and the day before.
>Why are you here instead of with your significant other
I've never had one and never will.

>>58945140
I'm clueless mate. As I said the worst is probably that we do talk about it once in awhile. We noticed how worthless the situation has become then we move on to talk about our jobs and colleagues that we despise. God now I realize how fucked up this is. The denial is so strong that we succeed into denying the denial, know what I mean?

As for the porn I think it really is an OCD I've developed over time in compensation to the anxiety that comes out of this shitty tasteless life.

>>58945283
Get the fuck outta here you fucking normie fuck. Living with women and fucking them? Get OUT.

Fucking REEEEEE.

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>>58942890
We're both at work. She sent me this for lunch, I sent her a plant.

Tonight we're gonna get drunk and I'll fuck her asshole.

>>58945195
>gf
>found
>>58945209
>>58945283
>>58945426
>we

>>58945283
>>58945140
if she isn't getting it from you she's getting it from someone else.
golden rule you retarded autismos always seem to forget.

obligatory: you're both faggot cucks.

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>>58945426
>Anonymous 02/15/17(Wed)06:58:48 No.58945603▶
>>>58945195
>>gf
>>found
>>>58945209
>>>58945283
>>>58945426
>>we

>>58945167
All girls are like this. The sooner you realize it the sooner you'll get one. And online dating is just setting up a good profile, not entirely on looks. If you set it up attractively, people will want to be involved in your life

>>58943098
Topkek are you for real? I didn't know this

>>58945657
>she
>implying

>>58946216
>>58946010
>>58945603
>>58944874
samefagging this hard

>>58943098
Same country dewde. But I don't care. I'm a lonely person. So Valentine's day means more anime than usual pretty much

>>58943019
because i have to take care of my grandma
>she fucking annoys me but she left me her house when she goes
>she's not gonna die for another 20 years so i'm fucked either way
>all the ladies don't even look my way anyway so fuck that

>>58942890
Shitposting while my gf makes me a cuppa.

>>58942890
My girlfriend is spending the day (and night) with her lover. She promised to send me some pics later, but I'm caged at the moment, so won't be able to even jerk off. Hence, posting on /g/.

>>58943538
Hello me.

I don't have a gf or any friends desu

>>58942890
learning perl.

>>58949582
hey jordan wanna be friends?

have you checked out Mia's new tits they look way better than before?

>>58949818
She got a new pair? It doesn't look frankenstein'd anymore?

>>58947229
>>58947355
>gf
>my

>>58949842
no more pepperoni nipples
and more sandbag like

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Happy nogfday, /g/.

No one would want to be my significant other without demanding I change things about myself which I refuse to do for anyone

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>>58942890
>Significant otter
What the fuck is that?

>>58942890
My 7.2 channel 4k receiver is my significant other

>this thread's continued existence

>>58949927
I'm gonna need a sauce for that. Google only shows her old, botched tits.

>>58950006
search her on leddit by newest

she apparently does cam shows now

>>58943019
>>58943019
....sauce?

>>58949797
Nah

>>58942890
Got dumped a while ago...

Keeping myself distracted with gunpla and anime...

>>58942890

GF and I tried holding out for Valentines Day but Sunday turned into a fuck fest. We are heading out to dinner, will probably do some quick missionary style since we are still sore from Sunday and go to bed. Nothing that interesting.

>>58950017
She's clothed. They looks the same to me, anyways.

>>58944803
found the /b/ lurker

>>58950058
>gf
>i

>>58945060

Put the foot down at some point anon. The best part is if she breaks up with you, a month later she'll regret it/blame herself and you will have a good ex you can call whenever you want to get laid.

>>58943546
This image is old, havent seen it in ages

>>58950412
>she
>implying

>>58942890
We did Valentines day over the weekend.

>>58945060
So just have sex. Tell her you hate that you guys don't get intimate anymore and that you want to show her you love her.

Sappy shit like that.

>>58945195
>25kg
Jesus fucking christ dude. Enough is enough. Have some self respect.

>>58944059
>>58944050
i prefer the lobster. her is just jewish propaganda

I woke up, rolled over into my gf, woke her up, we had sex, cuddled, I pulled my thinkpad off my nightstand, opened it, and went straight to /g/ while she pulled out her macbook and started watching YouTube.

>>58945195
BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>58943019
I'm mentally disturbed

>>58943617
>>58943713
You're fucking stupid.

>>58943568
You did well taking that trash out of your life, anon.

>>58946136
my life is not attractive though

>>58950959
>we
>>58950962
>believing him
>>58951006
>gf
>my

>>58945195
>25 kg
> 55 pounds

Pls be in L on don

>>58942890
I was gonna give a qt girl who uses Linux a piece of chocolate but I chickened out ;_;

>>58951614
She's fucking chad now because you didn't do that.

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>>58951621
p-pls no

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>>58942890
>implying I have a SO

>>58943617
>>58943713
>muslim
>pornstar
Pick one kufar.

You white dogs made her a whore, at least claim her as one of your own now, lopsided tits and all.

>>58942930
You really shouldn't eat wales if your girlfriend is inside one

>>58942890
Sauce?

>>58942930
>so
>my
>>58951741
>believing him

Waiting to pick her up before we go to the gym together :^)

>>58951660
>You white dogs
settle down racist, could've been anyone (probably her own doing) "making" her

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>>58943019
Because I'm a shitty person to be around

>>58943019
Because I would only be able to be with someone if I was willing to change myself for someone else

I am not willing to do this if you change yourself for others you let them win

>>58952048
>her
>using the smiley with the carat nose

>>58951300
>gf
>my

The twist: she browses /x/ and /lit/. Not my kind of autism, but a kind nonetheless.

Going to pick him up (gayfag) in 15 minutes. Dinner and then anal.

>>58952321
>implying

>>58952331

Someone is finally being honest in this thread.

>>58945426
you need to get her drunk to fuck her asshole?

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>>58942890
Beating my dick and getting drunk alone. I was jerking it for about an hour on /gif/ and my hand got tired, so I'm here. I was drawn into this thread by tits. Every person I've opened up to has left me. Life is shit sometimes. I'd rather stay single because that kind of pain is consistent and tolerable.

>>58943019
Roses are red, violets are blue, Smirnoff costs less than dinner for two.

>>58951660
You have to go back, Ahmad.

>>58942890
We do not celebrate Valentines. But I will buy chocolates and flowers for my wife... maybe write her a poem.

>>58952523
>her
>>58952599
>wife
>my

>>58952599
Give me one good reason not to get a GTX 1080 so I can go full overkill on my dual 1080p monitors?

>>58952629
GTX 1080 is a silly waste on 1080p. How many games work on two screens?

Save the $$$, and get a 1440p@144Hz screen before you consider anything above a 1070. And trust me, once you get a taste of 1440p@144Hz, you will not go back.

>>58943538
who are these guys? can someone give me a quick rundown?

>>58952643
But the whole point is to go overkill I can't replace my main monitor till it dies since it was a gift and the person is not exactly stable any little thing sets them off

>>58943071
what's an LO? asking for a friend

>>58952682
The Bogdanov's? They work to bring down the Illuminati Rothschild Freemason Templars, but what did he mean by this? Really activates your almonds [insert IQ comparison chart here]

>>58952698
You could always add a 1440p@144Hz as your new main screen, and when the mentally unstable person comes over, you tell them that this new screen is the secondary screen.

>>58944314
I fucking wish

>>58952723
Well I live with them but they are heading to rehab for a month soon so I might be able to play it off like it broke while they are gone

>>58952682
you don't want to know t b h (google bogdanoff)

>>58942890
I had to go to college today which is in the city so aye, buses stopped before I could visit

>>58952735
Best of luck to your mentally unstable gifter. May they find genuine rehabilitation.

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>>58942930
>my SO is wales
You can't fuck a whole country, anon.

>>58943568
t. richard

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>>58946524
>she's not gonna die for another 20 years so i'm fucked either way
Just climb on top of her while she's sleeping and smother her with a pillow

>>58942890
>What are you doing today?
Watching How It's Made
>Why are you here instead of with your significant other?
She doesn't have a car and mine doesn't have brakes

>>58942890
This bitch has the nerve to refuse doing an anal scene. Worthless whore, not worth a fap.

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>>58942890
Oh, it was "Valentine's Day" yesterday. It was a good day because there were no faggots around screaming "VALENTINE'S DAY!!1".

>>58953137
THIS!

>>58952682
Here's a quick rundown.

-Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
-In contact with aliens
-Possess psychic-like abilities
-Control france with an iron but fair fist
-Own castles & banks globally
-Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
-Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
-First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
-both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
-They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
-The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
-They learned fluent French in under a week
-Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
-The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.

>>58953497
How much crack have you snorted?

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How long have you been lonely /g/? I have never had sex and had no girlfriend for almost 8 years now.

>>58953497
the bogpill

That's right I wasn't here yesterday I was with my gf.

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Got sick of normie girls and wanted to stop wasting my time. I am staying single until I find a girl who is fun to be around.

Valentine's day is a meme and so are women. I'll just buy myself a heart shaped box of chocolates and eat them watching Chinese cartoons in protest of this corporate scam.

>>58943511
i don't get the dvd screensaver one

>>58954252
i met a girl once when i was a kid
that was in 2002

>>58943019
I'm a sociopath.

it's fine, I prefer computers and causing harm anyway. Botnet, ddos and ransomware market is flourishing. I just have to find a way to cash out the buttcoins safely.

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>>58943019
I like being alone

Here, have some male lizard brain stimulation

>>58952876
I don't want the cops to know that I did it

>>58954407
All of these girls will be fucked hard by Chad so it is better to get girl when you are young and get her into technology.

Every girls don't have really hobbies most of them are from their exbf.

I shitpost, programming, lift and fuck my girl that lost virginity to me.

>>58956457
>my girl ... lost [her] virginity to me.
that's what she said

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Y-you too
http://imgur.com/a/fGAdz

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>tfw another valentines day home alone

>>58944140
explain

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>>58945240
Same.

>>58945240
you might be "that weird guy" who is unattractive but unusually confident despite that
regardless of what they say, confidence isn't everything, if you're ugly, confidence just makes you seem creepy

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>>58943538
>>58943538
What do?

>>58956125
It doesn't go to the very edge.

>>58957474
corner even

>>58957474
>>58957551
>>58943511
>unsatisfying
That's probably my favourite screensaver aside from the old brick wall maze one Windows had

>>58952331
some nigger made her bleed, so no wonder

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>>58943019
-terrible and unstable personality
-bad looks
-financially unstable
-literally pic related, except for the fap socks part

>>58954385
>gf
>my
>>58956457
>girl
>my

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>turn 30
>"surely things can only get better from here!"
>...
>things didn't get better

>>58942890
I fuckin HATE transvestites

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OP here why is this thread still up valentine's day is over

>>58954252
I banged a Russian hooker last year. Maybe I'll do it again.

>>58958673
thick

>>58958673
Girls like this don't exist

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>>58943019
My ex fucking destroyed me back then. I don't wanna feel like that ever again.
Girls sometimes seem interested in me, but it's not the same man.

>>58954252
I've never been in any sort of relationship as long as I've been alive, so the past 30 years

Gf broke up with me. She is short but stacked with a hime cut, a real cutie. I could not take care of her, because I could not take care of myself. She broke up because I negleted her and I started to become an asshole. Everytime I see her now, I want to act as we were together, but I realize we aren't together, and I end up doing things to spite her.

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>>58960866
>Everytime I see her now, I want to act as we were together, but I realize we aren't together, and I end up doing things to spite her
You need help man. Seriously, it's only gonna get worse.

>>58960866
>gf

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>>58961864
She talked about being a trap
>>58960906
I think I should just cut all ties and move on, this shit is hurting me more than it should

>>58944193
The fish in the sushi already fell for the bait. Don't fall for it as well.

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>>58942890
>mfw first kiss gf who initially approached me herself broke up with me in december
>mfw we're still good friends
>mfw I'm still in love with her
feel like fucking shit because I'm still not sure why she dumped me

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>>58943019
There is no breaking out of the shell.

>>58956857
>You create a set of accounts
>Use keys which you get in free giveaways, which you abuse in such a way that all your accounts has the game.
>let a bot farm those cards and send them to your main account, which you can then either sell or use on your own to up your level

Bonuspoint of upping your own level is that you have a greater chance of getting random boosterpacks, increasing your earnings even more.