/g/ humour

>>58930640
a massive number of systems had security issues because people left windows update turned off

>>58930682
A massive number of systems had security issues despite the system getting windows updates regularly

>>58930640
Stop posting the altered pro-macfag one/

>>58930640
>implying windows updates update your software

>>58930640
>"/g/" humor
>pists leddit picture

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>>58930640
true ending

Please stop making these cringeworthy threads

>humour

>>58931824
wtf i love ayymd now

>>58931284
>linux user isn't getting progressively more fat and growing an unkempt beard

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>>58930640

>>58931694
>buy new macbook
>no ports

>>58930682
People wouldn't leave it off if it didn't force you to restart your fucking computer.

>>58933910
>mfw can't grow a beard, not even using Linux

why live

>>58934958
That's just the beauty of the white woman, anon. :^)

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Is he /our guy/?
>BTFO the Jews
>BTFO Pajeets

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Fresh oc

>>58934903
>be an average normie
>turn on laptop for the first time in 5 days to do work related shit
>open gmail in browser and write up a reply to something
>open up excel and do shit (this excel is going to be an attachment to the email)
>FUCKING WINDOWS UPDATE DOES A FORCE RESTART AND YOU LOSE EVERYTHING
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>58930640

>>58935991
In the original only one was wrong, but now literally all three are wrong.

>>58935991
Even with services.msc disabled W10 updates.

>>58936116
Try actually using the OS before you post literal shit.

>>58936188
perl showing its usefulness like always.

>python wack
>Ruby wack
>Lua wack
>rc wack

>but perl is tight as fuck.

>>58931694
Holy fuck I lol'd

>>58930640
UNIX is literally the patrician's OS, god's OS, UNIX above civilization, UNIX above all

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>>58935991

> he thinks the user controls windows 10

Do you feel in charge?

>>58936116
Successful troll got me to reply. Windows 10 will not update with the update service disabled. Update will not bug you to check, and even the Windows Store will not function.

>>58930640
haha the awesome face lolz

>>58934007
He's obviously a Windows user and this is the only way he knows to hook up to a projector.
The A/V traps on Windows are more entertainment that the actual presentation.

>>58932774
It was only a few of the 4GB 480's that could be flashed to 8GB. Wew tho

>>58930682
Has there even been any windows 0days in the past year? If so I might need to update.

>>58936188
I posted that Isumi!

>>58936910
You can control Windows 10 if you have a brain which sadly most of you dudes on here don't have

>>58931824
reminds me of flashing my 6950 to turn it into a 6970

An excessive number of security updates mean incompetent developers not testing shit before release.

>>58938399
You are a shill, and you are also wrong.

>>58938399
Yeah, sure, you can control W10. But if this is a concern for you, why would you use W10 at first place?

>>58938399
>dudes
Did you just assume my gender?
Nah but dudes sounds weird. Use anon

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>>58938833
>>58938876
>>58938923
>Random fag advocating for Windows saying that if you disable most things you should be fine
>Well he must be shilling. He can't have any other opinion of software that differs from mine.

I fucking hate this place.

>>58935837
underrated

>>58939014
Yeah, people should stop bullying cuckolds as well. There is literally nothing wrong with being a cuckold, you're all just bigots.

>>58939014
I'm >>58938876; honestly, I'm not serious if you're trolling, stupid or just quoted my post without reading.

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>>58931723
>>58931723

what in the fuck? is that all for the headphones? what kind of an ascended audiophile is he?

>>58935938
>not regularly saving
yep, normie comfirmed

>>58931723
Wtf is the thing with the lightbulbs

>>58939014
How is >>58938923 advocating for Windows 10? Im not even the samefag

>>58931284
But the performance goes down when you do upgrade
That's how they get normies to decide they need a new phone/laptop every couple years

>>58935991
You've made it all gay.

>>58931723
can an audiophile explain whats going on in this photo

>>58935991
Disabling the updates is cheating.
The points in the comic are:
-Does the update do good?
-Can I postpone the update?

None of them mention the disable of updates, only the postponing of updates.

You should always update your system. This is common sense, and it triggers the shit out of me that people suggest disabling updates/upgrades on ANY system.

Enjoy becoming part of a literal botnet because you're retarded and use Firefox 2 on an extremely outdated version of Windows because you don't like the autstralis interface.

>>58939367
those are vacuum tubes

>>58940046
BULLSHIT! VACUUM CAN'T SPREAD SOUND! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!

[spoiler]pls get bamboozled[/spoiler]

>>58930763
Does it update the hardware ?

>>58930682
>a massive number of systems had security issues because people left windows update turned off
Sure, and you anything at all gets patched how? It's a proprietary OS after all.

>>58941493
Yes. Kind of. It actually updates your CPU microcode.

>>58939014
Okay, shill, tell me why win10 shares a goddamn wi-fi password via facebook share? Why this option exists?

>>58931694
this shit is thread worthy
thank you mate

>>58933910
Unkempt beard -> Check.

progressively more fat -> Fuck, I still can't gain weight :(

>>58940002
If your interface sucks so much that people would rather risk security issues instead of using it, then they should have never allowed you to design it in the first place.

Mac:
"Okay, I'll ask again tonight."

Would be the accurate version

>>58939642
only once did it offer a performance boost

os x mavericks introduced timer coalescing which helped a few of the older machines

yosemite was the last one to play nice with 4gb ram

el cap and everything afterward just ruined the performance of older computers

>>58941762
not really. it asked me once to update to siera, but i didn't. never asked me again. well, maybe inturned it off in settings, don't remember

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>>58931723
>Electro_House_Dance_Mix_2011_converted_using_YTMp3_com.mp3

>>58931723
Why doesn't macbook have a keyboard?

>>58941801
They ruined the performance even before Yosemite, I believe it was Mavericks - when they made aggressive caching to SSD, so computers without it were painfully slow to use. I remember I've had to clear all caches once in a while until I bought an SSD. I've had 4 gigs of RAM back than, probably used some hungry Java shit from Jetbrains.

>>58941988
pet parrots dont have 4 legs

>>58942001
didn't OS X not play nice with SSDs for a long time? especially ones that didn't have on-hardware TRIM support?

>>58939946
right to left: ac regenerator, headphone amp psu, headphone amp, dac.

Ac regenerator is a power amp that gets rid of thetans. Hooks to the dac where youre digital source goes in on a tiny cable, and your analog signal comes out the welding cables. Hook that to your patrician tube amp and memephones for that sound that is rich and creamy like hot pussy cheese.

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>>58942027
What about wild parrots?

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>>58942027
And hopefully zero fleas
>>58942205
Perhaps

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>>58938926

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>>58942273
Such a at birb

>>58935783
yes he is

>>58938399
It's like riding a unicycle. Sure, it's managable, but you'd be retarded to use it as the main mode of transport.

>>58931723
I don't know shit about audio but wouldn't it be better if the headphones themselves were running on digital signals?

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>>58942416
>>58942416
That is a VERY fast birb you have there mate.

>>58939014

[10 Billcoins have been deposited into your asshole by Microsoft holdings inc.]

>>58931723
Audiophiles are mentally ill.

>>58935837
ugh, plus these pre-release benchmarks are never right and have always been BS yet people still take them as gospel...

I thought Apple devs were just a meme.

My college does Capstone, we're being contracted out to local nonprofits to learn the way of the trade. The people we're working with are all massive Apple fans, but don't know a lick of code, just ideas and design.

>>58938923
This! So this! I identify myself as a genderfluid otherkin! Anyone who has a problem with that can suck on my 6 inch clit!

>>58942149
Jesus.

>>58930640
But I have a pirated 8.1 and It never asks for update

>>58938399

Well, you failed to invalidate any of the points in his image. So I'm just gonna assume you're wrong and buttmad about it.

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>>58945385
lol'd

>>58945385
what's the problem here?

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>>58945416
don't u worry ur pretty little head bout none of this, mkay baby?

>>58942149
can you explain why this is on the humour thread

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>>58930640
>macniggers are so buttblasted about this picture they keep altering it over and over again
precious tears

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>>58945453

>>58945502
my fucking sides
saved

>>58945526
They're those ridiculously expensive keycaps aren't they?

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>>58945551
Yep, all plastic

>>58941553
Yes, after every update on linux I always check the source code and compare the binaries.

>>58942490
>I don't know shit about audio
That much is obvious.

>>58930762
>stop having a different opinion than me

>>58945613
>wrong orientation
>segments could be longer
this triggers

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>>58945833
I have the fixed version somewhere, I should reorgazine

>>58945452
IDK about you, but I'm keking hard af anon

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>>58945911

>All Blacks

>>58930640
Heh, if only this lad from /g/ knew how to use the group policy editor! Maybe he if was educated he could even get a job in IT one day!

>>58930682
a massive number of systems had security issues because people had windows

>>58931723
The only way to listen to Trout Mask Replica

>>58946284
>IT support cu᠎ck thinks he deserves more money

>>58934903
I don't even care about having to restart my computer but it takes fucking hours to do it. Sometimes literally.

>>58942490
no

>>58937820
but its a macbook

>>58941611

>mfw this was removed almost a year ago now

>>58939127
wut, OSX upgrades are free

>>58945416

graphs are a fun way to fuck with people who are ignorant of statistics

>>58945577
No step on snek

>>58949269
They are also a good way to present misinformation in an convincing way.

>>58930640
>>58931284
>>58935991
All this mac shit is fucking not true. shit installed shit without even fucking asking, and at the worst time, and you cant fucking cancel it

>at parents house
>they have a late 2011 Macbook
>its hooked up to the TV
>bring a movie to watch with the family on a flash drive
>20 minutes unto it it starts dropping frames
>go take a look, installing fucking OS updates
>cancel grayed out, cant do shit. says 30 minutes remaining
>wait a few minutes, its still slow, and installing
>reset it, goes back to installing update
>cant cancel
>cant watch a goddamn 1080p movie because utter shit hardware is too slow to update, and play movie at the same time
>finished 40 minutes later, and takes another 15 minutes to restart
>family evening ruined by apple.

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>>58945577

>>58949634
The obvious source of the problem is your ElCheapo flash drive. Your parents have been using their Mac for the TV long before you arrived with your gas-station flash drive.
This is exactly what happens when an ignorant droob tries to apply his Windows/Linux experience to something he knows nothing about.

>>58934903
This.

It's 2000 + 17 and this shit shouldn't still be a problem

>>58931824
amd <3

>>58946363
>THIS IN ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION WITH ENTRY-LEVEL PAY
>WE STILL REQUIRE ALL APPLICANTS HAVE AT LEAST 4 TO 5 YEARS EXPERIENCE

And they wonder why their IT department is shit. They don't want to pay a lot of money, I get that. But if you don't want to pay a lot of money and you want someone with 4 ti 5 years of experience, you're going to get the bottom of the barrel. Why not pay shit, and get some enthusiastic young person with no experience who will actually try hard?

Because the majority of companies treat IT people like shit, like they're just up the mess and get yelled at when shit breaks. IT guys get treated worse than janitors in most companies.

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>>58949258
They weren't when that comic was made. How should they fix mac to be funny in this day? It seems to me it'd be just the same as Linux.

Windows has still kept its update policy over the years though.

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>>58942494
A very tasty birb if you ask me

>>58935837
These fonts are disgusting

>>58942027
Exactly, that's what the petParrotLegCorrectorFactory is for

>>58942490
I don't know if you're baiting or not

>>58950758
always makes me smile

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>>58940002
You should only apply
* Security-critical updates
* Updates which fix bugs affecting your workflow
* Updates which fix sever bugs which could plausibly affect your workflow
* Updates which are required for reasons you can't control (need a newer version to open a file from a client etc)

Finally, you could consider upgrading for new features if
* The features apply to your usage and will make the software significantly more productive and less frustrating to use, or opens new possibilities
AND
* You have tested the new version in an independent test environment with real data
AND
* You have a downgrade path if things go wrong with it.

Applying updates just because they're there is stupid. They're as likely to break things or slow them down as they are to improve anything.

>>58941988
C++ is best when written with C in mind, with minimal use of convenient C++ features, classes with pimpl replacing the C opaque pointer technique you would otherwise have went with, and no attempts to use the retarded buttfuckery that is 99% of the STL.

Oh and build systems will make you want to slit your throat. Keep it super simple with a basic manual makefile for *nix and an msvc project. Pick one of those as the standard and update the other when you need to. Don't touch autoconf, don't touch cmake, don't touch the flavour of the day next big build tool. Bundle all the libs you can right into your source rather than trying to handle link setups for 43 frameworks. Never update any library you use unless it's security sensitive.

When you stick to this approach, C++ dev is not too bad.

>>58951131
DONT HURT THAT CRITTER!!!

>>58931723
>cakefarts.mp3

>>58946284
austin really is the new silicon valley

>>58941988
>C++
>le factory maymay
Pick one.

>>58951841
cd code

gets me everytime

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>>58945502
holy shit
GOLD!

>>58941988
>centralizing error-handling methods instead of spreading them across the entire project is a bad thing
>inherent caching of frequently-used abstract objects to prevent wasting memory and wasted time allocating is a bad thing
Some people just hate progress.

>>58952658
>modern_programming.wrl

>>58949710
Fuck me, they're literally pool noodles in cheep ass mesh. I was giving those the benefit of the doubt that they may be a proper insulator.
I don't want to be on this planet anymore.

>>58933910
this, you had one job anon

>>58938399
Watch I can make the snek bite me by putting my hand near it. I am in control.

>>58941988
>I actually lol'd in a /g/ humour thread

>>58931723
>Gangsta-Rap-Nigga-Nigga-Nigga.mid

>>58938876
video games
not wanting to deal with linux

>>58950623
You know that "4-5 years experience" is a meme right? It's literally a requirement for them to put it. You would know if you actually ever applied for a job.

>>58936188
Is there a source for that? Seems pretty stupid

>>58941988
That seems more like "what object oriented wants you to believe"

>>58931694
>Didn't name it keynote.jpg
>You had one job.

>>58945106
Underrated fucking post

>>58954176
You mean untruthful. It does sound like shit, but it DOES sound.

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>>58954156
I have the option to rename filenames automatically, I forgot. Here's another one.

>>58945502
this has to be a /pol/ troll

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>>58954439

>>58946284
>Entry level
>4 years experience required

>>58954494
hahaha this is funny because it's true

>>58954444
that's actually fuckin sick

>>58946284
This position is open because whoever filled it before left.
And you can see he left because he was underpaid for all the shit he was responsible for.
My guess is that he worked there for some four years too.

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>>58951131
>>58942494
>>58942416
>>58942273
I have been feeding pigeons, thousands of them for years. But there was one, a beautiful bird, pure white with light grey tips on its wings; that one was different. It was a female. I had only to wish and call her and she would come flying to me.
I loved that pigeon as a man loves a women, and she loved me. As long as I had her, there was a purpose to my life.
— Nikola Tesla

>>58949256
>mfw it was added at all
>mfw shill using reddit newlines

>>58952658
OOP IN LOO

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>>58954639
Anon...

>>58951457
As I said I don't know anything about anything audio.

>>58930726
Yes, but fewer security issues, that far fewer blackhats knew about. What is your point?

>>58938308
If you haven't updated in a year does it really matter if it's a 0day or a 365day

>>58947652
What the fuck. that looks like a x99 motherboard. Why does that nigger have a fucking stock HSF on it?

>>58949634
I want to get a mac just to have the experience of the os and all that shit. I want to get linux for the same reason. Hm...

>>58954322
Has anyone had the opportunity to work with people that look like this? They might not all be cunts. I'm honestly the type of person that wouldn't give them the pleasure of commenting on their new hair color or cutesy random stickers and other bullshit office flair. I would deny them this attention because it gives me power over them, putting me in charge, before I shoot them in the head and throw them out of my plane.

>>58954444
Quads.

>>58945815
>if I put it in greentext and word it silly, that makes it wrong!
Nobody wants anyone to have a different opinion than them. If they didn't think their own opinion was better, it wouldn't be their opinion.

>>58954138
Do you know who Barne Stroustrup is?

>>58945410
I'd refuse.

>>58954444
Framework for a legit battlestation

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>>58945106

>>58954439
>>58954444
you can shit about thrashcans and slabs of glass and shit all you want, but that case looks really nice.
What model is it?

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>>58955229

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>>58955237
The joke is that they aren't useful as computers.

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>>58941988
>subhuman
>fleas = 14
kekd

>>58955250
i realised that the first time.
Still looks pretty good.

>>58939081
that is a hotel room

that is his mobile kit.

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>>58945613
its easier do unlock with this

>>58955312

no

the dude in the pic is an audophile skeptic/critic

the pic is him testing someones set up at a conference or something

>>58945435
adam lanza?

>>58955256
>>58955237
it seems it's a g5.
Sadly, it's a pain in the ass to make it fit a modern pc.

>>58949805
>You're using the most widely used form of storage wrong!
>It's not the computer's fault for not accommodating USB flash memory! It's your fault!
MacFags.
Everytime.

>>58955327
someone still had to bring that there in multiple suitcases and that's still very funny

>>58955284
I just realized I have a phobia of giant horns. Just looking at the picture I get a small panic attack.

>>58933910
I still weight 62 kg and I use Gnu/Linux for 7 years.

>>58954850
99% of security breaches on windows systems are user authorized or through social engineering not from specific targeting by some dipshit blackhat

>>58955027
> Has anyone had the opportunity to work with people that look like this?
Our accountant is like that. She's obese and have an electric or fuchsia hair color, but actually a nice girl. Likes Marvel, does have a bf.

>>58954540
The fact that he's used that Font is the only reason I don't use OpenBSD. That and hardware issues.

>>58955449
You're using it wrong.

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>>58955250

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>>58955853
WRONG

>>58955853
Honk honk

>>58949258

Nope, they require you to own a copy of OSX, which must be purchased first.

>>58945613
Nice peace symbol, it should be tilted to represent jews.

>>58955027
We have some communal offices for "creatives" next to where I work and they all look like this. I took a look at the offices page to see what companies were in the space and it was nothing but photography and music production.

It's a revolving door of startup failures burning through mom and dad's retirement savings.

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>>58952658
jej

>>58954322
For all I care Davey Wreden can even be a multi colored unicorn wearing a nazi uniform, he made The Stanley Parable and The Beginner's Guide, two of the most brilliant games in the recent years, and has my respect for that.

>>58955449
Try eating things off your foot.

>>58950697
The last windows update that wasn't free was 4 years ago now.

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>>58955853
EV1 was cool tho

>>58956716
please stop

>>58954515
Sounds more like standard American shirt size senpai

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>>58956724
Newfag

>>58930682
>because people left windows update turned off

A clean install of Windows7 SP1 requires you to manually install a bunch of updates in the right order. Otherwise Windows will be stuck looking for updates forever.

Assuming this is not intentional, it simply means MS is terrible when it comes to updates.

>>58956554
The Stanley parable isn't particularly brilliant, it's just very meta - something which people will very soon get bored of. Wreden is a pale shade of Jonathan Blow, the only current game designer Artiste (I played the original TSP and my friend did the music for some of the areas in the remake, I still have the beta on my desktop at home.)

The Witness shits all over The Stanley Parable.

>>58956779
>install w7
>start windows update to get sp1
>restarts 20 times
>done
>disable windows update from that point
i dont know how people manage to fuck this up

>>58956811
It wont. Try it!

Lots of threads about this on the Internet. You have to install half a dozen KBs manually before it will find anything.

>>58956848
i tried it 2 weeks ago when i reinstalled windows

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>>58956835

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>>58956806
fixed

>>58956861
Great. I did it two months ago and my clean SP1 install wouldnt find updates for a week.

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So many memories

>>58956806
Kys shintell dag

>>58951779
You are wrong.

>minimal convenient C++ features
Depends on what you are doing
>classes with pimpl
No.
Headers are meant to be your documentation.
Sure, you can run doxygen on them and get better documentation, but I rarely see a good reason for doing pimpl except when you need to optimize build times.
>and no attempts to use the retarded buttfuckery that is 99% of the STL.
When did you last use C++?
The STL is fine, I have only used C++ the past 5 years, so it might have been worse, but most of it works fine now.

>Keep it super simple with a basic manual makefile for *nix and an msvc project.
No. Cmake is easy to write and gives you the cross platform / cross IDE support you need in any project.
>Bundle all the libs you can right into your source rather than trying to handle link setups for 43 frameworks.
You are an idiot.
>Never update any library you use unless it's security sensitive.
Sure, any major version change will cost time in any project, knowing when and why to do these things is always good.

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hi, is this the repost thread?

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>>58956954
I saved both sides

>>58936188
>>58954124
The NT4 Source tree uses a whole bunch of .cmd and Makefiles.. Wouldn't put it past MS now though, I've heard things similar to whats in the pic.

>>58949309
KEK

>>58956178
Haha, I wish one of us could market some bullshit feel-good products to drain their savings even faster.

>>58956619
lmao took me a second.
>>58956716
W E W L A D

>>58956726
autism

>>58956868
haha ebin.
>ALEXA, NUKE THE DRIVES

>>58956909
Best explanation of the browsers I've ever seen. Does there also exist an alignment chart for them?

>>58956947
I hope some faggot at Intel sees this and hangs it up.

>>58957069
I wish the fucking coding autists could have just decided on making one version so dumb autists like myself could fucking pick one to try out.

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>>58957069
>ubuntu icon appears anywhere after the baby

/g/ is dead

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>>58957094
It's a 2010 image

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>>58957109
2013*

>>58936910
this is awesome could you pls upload it in a higher resolution

>>58957233

middle click it to open the image in a new window and then zoom in

>>58941988

Java? kek

>>58957271
lole im extremely stupid tnx

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>>58945106

>>58956909
wtf, i love safari now

>>58957434
C++ of course.

>>58951841
Wait, how did she took that picture if here hand are on the keybord ?

>>58951679
>debian

>>58954540
>sung this in my head to the tune of Summer of '69

>>58930682
Maybe Microsoft shouldn't routinely push out updates that break core functionality like group policy, or erode user trust with adverts. People hold off updating because they don't want shitware, or because they need to play it safe and make sure the update doesn't fuck their business.

>>58945410
American education! Topkek

>>58945385
what are the units? 1 and 2 whats?

and whats the point of the drawn image at the bottom? its exactly the same as the picture

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>>58945385

>>58954064
Then you're weighting (migration costs) + games > (privacy concerns) OR (bother to control W10).

>>58956619
I don't get this at all

>>58957847
That's good. It means you're not autistic

>>58930682
>>58930726
These posts are prime examples of autistic cunts taking random shit too seriously.

>>58930682
a massive system of numbers had security issues because windows left people update turned off

>>58957739
The picture is a joke as to how dumb and simple Apple fans are, because their are no units in the picture.

>>58952576
cause you're an idiot

code is obviously a directory, and she's trying cd but she can't fucking find it

her actual "kode" is right there

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>>58955268
that car must have a bad driver

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>>58957592
Jewgle glasses?

>>58955449
10 or 11 years here and 45kg

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>>58957058

>>58955322
>spastika

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Selamat pagi!

>>58957544
More fitting for ALSA would be that only one of them talks.

>>58957069
This pretty accurate description of my Linux desktop journey.

Heh, bazooka.

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>>58958582

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I fucking love the bang bing troy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZ9UXb2aqfk

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SANGOKU

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Last one

>>58956786
>game designer Artiste

You are a gigantic faggot.

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>>58956909
Too bad this picture is from times before Opera became Chrome reskin.

>>58930640
Why did the GNU/Linux user forget to update his system?

>>58931307
What did you just say to me?
I'm gonna keep creating these cringeworthy threads whether or not you like it, you little shit! You think it's okay not to create these threads? I'll shove these threads down your throat until you love me.

>>58933910
>unkempt
How does a "kempt" beard look like?

>>58956873
Underrated