How to survive in open office environment?

>>58916643
I would quit immediately

Deodorant and earphones.

Use libreoffice.

>>58916643
Switch to watching porn on your phone when at work.

>>58916643
consider actually doing your job instead of browsing facebook all day

Cubicles are seriously underrated.

>>58916643
Work as consultor

hands free fapping

>>58916643
>How to survive in open office environment?
vote trump
throw out all the illegals
you would have that office to yourself

sorted

>>58916643
We have similar plans going around the office. If they become reality, I'm switching jobs. Luckily, it is that easy.

>>58916672
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>58916643
how is this related to technology discussion?

>>58917622
by the kind of environment that those of the lower class works as, in the tech industry

>>58916643
Jesus I would quit instantly if I walked into that. There is so much unused space that they are wasting by being shoulder-to-shoulder on those giant tables.

I've had nightmares like this. As a person who works in an open office, OP just cryogenically freeze yourself until the meme dies.

>>58916643
There is no way.
Install libreoffice or use latex.

Serious answer: Quit immediately.
Proper answer: Use LaTeX.

>>58916643
>How to survive in open office environment?
Use Libre Office instead.

>>58916643
Use libre office

>>58916672
Underrated

>>58916643
You quit.

>>58916643
You suck it up until you can get a better job, or quit if you can afford it (I can't)

>>58917660
it's so you can re-organize easily if project teams changes
i.e., we don't need a properties dept to move shit for you if you can move it yourself.

I can't believe the chinese fell for this stupid shit.

Headphones and gas masks.

>>58924369
How would you not notice that before you sit down?

>>58916643
Just use headphones and don't browse even the blue boards on here. Cover all your insecurities and become an arrogant cunt.

>>58916643
>be me
>be in semi open area
>we call have our own desks and cornered off
>be on the end by wall
>program for a while
>then go on twitter, youtube, and leddit
>repeat

>>58923188
while fair, most places use it to circumvent the maximum capacity of a building. If you're suggesting that people should work from home a couple times a week, and if you're an open office environment, you can do a lot more number fudging to convince anyone that cares to look that you're still in compliance when you're blatantly not.

>>58916643
You quit and take a job at a place with private offices.

Don't work for a company that treats devs like cattle.

>>58916643
BUILD WALL

>>58924377
Most people down get on a new and inspect their chair before they sit down anon. I could see someone sitting on this after immediately pulling it out from under the desk.

>>58924619
But the red nozzle would be easy to see even if you weren't looking for anything

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or remove the polarization filter and turn it into a pair of glasses so only you can see what's on the screen.

>>58925389
>top left
Is that really a thing?

>>58924487
>crammed shoulder stops boulder with pajeet and Chang in some meme startup open office
>die in a fire

Land of the free

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>>58916672

>>58928222
yes

>>58916643
Jesus Christ, that is way too "open."

I'm legitimately worried, because I had my own office, I'm used to smoking a vape all day. I'm fucking spoiled and night have to work in an environment with other people. Now what?

>>58924629
If you are a manlet.
Also coat covers the back so it might be harder to see.

Also some people just don't see stuff.

>>58916643
I dont see what's wrong with that. Looks pretty comfy

>>58916643
>survive
People need some fucking space that's what, if everyone gets jammed together like a chicken coop it's just miserable.

Also sickness spreads like wildfire and never ever leaves.

>>58916643
Flatulence.

Seriously, just leave. Even working at the mall selling shoes beats that environment.

This is how workplace shootings happen I bet. We just never hear about it in the news because management is good at shifting blame.

>>58928222
Yes its called high-school physics.

>>58929625
But couldn't anyone with polarized glasses see it, too?

>>58935225
With the correct polarity yes. It's not for making your screen 'secure'.

>>58935265
How hard would it be to get a polarity correct enough that they could make out what you're looking at though

>>58935390
Well you rotate the glasses.
It's trivial.

>>58916643
Get a buckling spring keyboard and some good headphones.

>>58931513
Frequent coffee and smoke breaks with your colleagues

>>58935455
So it's useless then..

>>58916643
> There's a cable issue
> Have to go under the desk
> Everyone looks at you weird and probably spread rumors about you being a pervert

ffs

>>58916672
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