How does /g/ protect their home?

I own a dog and a shotgun

>>58910032
A metal pan.

>>58910058
post dogo

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>>58910176

there's a stairway leading up to my appartment

it's very thin

I put my snow shovels and brooms in the way so if someone opens a door in the dark....

they'll make some noise :^)

thread is just going to be a bunch of people un ironically posting guns

>>58910208
Get a dog. They make noise.

>>58910192
adorable

>>58910192
Now post the shotgun.

>>58910309
Not happening, sorry.

>cutting edge security systems
oh no anon
we don't do that since it sends data back to the company
>and to the cloud
we are anti-cutting edge here

>>58910332
Oh, because you have a "shotgun". I see.

>>58910362
Anon has already compromised 50% of his security system by posting dogo

I live next door to a police station
I could literally yell out my bedroom window and get the attention of the entire town police force

Its cool, some of them come over when i grill, and they invite me to their big parking lot party thing every summer

>>58910362
Cause I'm in bed and too lazy to turn on the light and take a picture.
I also don't like taking pictures of it in general. There's been a few robberies in the area where they wait until the homeowner is gone to steal the gun. It's silly, but I'd rather not flaunt it around, even anonymously.

>>58910371
Exactly

>>58910032
...but that door opens inward.

I leave my doors open at night hoping somebody breaks in. I'm so lonely.

>>58910418
theres no shotgun....

by being poor

>>58910408
Is that you K?

I don't even lock my doors

>>58910032
Leave lights on at night when im not home
Leave car at driveway
Have raspberry pi securitycamera