I fell for the programmer meme

>>58882845
You know you love it, bitch. Don't deny it.

>>58882845
what about the last 10 % ?

>>58882885
>100 = 110

>>58882845
I love programming.

But I FUCKING HATE working in this industry.

And if I could go back I would have chosen something...ANYTHING...else than this shit.

I'm sure I still would have programmed on the side. For myself. Maybe some shareware or some freedum or shit

But this is a horrible career.
>pajeets
>meetings
>everything has bugs
>god damn bugs everywhere
>read docs
>then experiment to find out what the api really does
>pay money to get source to library used in project
>can't add the feature we wanted the source for because it's mom's spaghetti
>people who worked on it couldn't write fizz buzz if you put a gun to their head
>late nights
>sore ass from sitting so much
>flabby body cause no time to get outside and exercise
>deadlines 6mo too soon
>no money spent on testing or qc
>always scared of outsourcing
>clueless managers
>ever dumber salespeople
>but guess what?
>THEY ALL MAKE MORE MONEY

And to top it off:
>forefront of sjw bullshit
>purple haired fat chicks who can't code but will cry raep if you criticize their shit

Fuck this. Why the fuck did I choose this?

>>58882980
>>sore ass from sitting so much
this

>>58882845
Welcome to the real world kiddo. It sucks. Drinking/drugs helps.

>>58882845
I love you deer poster!