>want to turn volume down >accidentally turn it all the way up

>turn off the speakers before watching porn
>it didn't work

>turn volume knob on amp all the way up, so that I can use my headphones as loudspeakers, don't feel like wearing them right now
>forget about it after sound is over and wear them, blasting my ears out

>>58879328
>you must start the porn video first before it lets you change the audio in the player
>it's amateur shit so it's straight to moans

every goddamn time

You know you‘re posting the gay nigger frog, right?

>>58879451
Yes, it's very progressive.

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>>58879464
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons andAMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

>be op
>be retarded
Nothing to see here, kids.

>>58879310
Fuck this is truly the worst in a classroom or office.

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>decide to watch porn at 2am
>upstairs neighbors are asleep and walls are paper thin
>plug headphones into speakers
>crank up the volume
>turn on porn
>lean back
>headphone cable gets yanked out of jack
>for a second the apartment is filled with a blast of porn sounds

>>58879658
This is why Apple is pioneering the way for us to adopt Bluetooth headsets

>>58879658
Nice try, but the volume level of a device connected through the front audio port is a different setting from the volume of your normal speakers.

You should adjust your volume before plugging in headphones so that this does not happen.
That said why do you have your speakers on all the time if you are going to plug in headphones?
There is no reason other than laziness.

>>58879436
Always mute speakers for safety