God Terminal

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cat /dev/urandom > /dev/sda

alias cd = 'rm -rf /'

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>>58878773
Sudo apt-get install Girlfriend

apt purge non whites

>>58878800
You monster

>>58878773
cat log.txt

I make the universe controllable via IRC, and then I run the following command to enforce silence upon the planet. Those failing to be quiet get sent to the shadow realm.

/mode #universe +f [1t#b]:999]/code]

>>58878773
?
help
?
?
?
quit
?
exit
?
bye
?
hello?
?
eat flaming death
?
^C
?
^C
?
^D
?

screenfetch and then post output on /g/

sudo rm -rf /home/God

>>58878956
>using -f to suppress the error warning that usually prints out if the target does not exist
You're not even a little curious, anon?

>>58878773
cd .
cd code
cd ..
ls
cd .
ls
cd code

>>58878773
cmatrix

>>58879072
kek

#include <stdio.h>

int main(void)
{
printf("Hello, World!"/n);
}

>>58878849
Is that Linustechtips?

vim

Because God would only use the best

$ man big_bang > original_thesis_paper.txt

>>58878849
Error: no compatible match found for 'anon' in 'universe'. Try to search in another database.
See the manual for --database option.

>>58878901
ed really is the standard text editor, huh

>>58878849
is that maynard?

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There is actually a book series about this

Look up Magic 2.0

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grep -i "failed" /var/log/auth.log
> fucking thousands of Chinese IPs