Find a 32GB Flash Drive. (I'm poor, dude).

go like, steal one

this is a really really stupid fucking idea. just ask around you autist

what the fuck is (FD)

>>58878457
Thing is, I'm the only brainlet that would forget his flash drive in computing lab.
>>58878458
Do you think someone would give me that shit back? I'm in a third world country.
I also am unable to go in the morning and ask around.

It's a fucking flash drive.

>(I'm poor, dude)
>I'm in a third world country.
I know America is in a pretty bad state right now but the top results on Amazon range from $7 to $10 for a 32gb flash drive.

Are you fucking retarded? A janitor or whoever probably took it to the lost and found or some shit like that. Anyway, it's a 32 fucking GB flashdrive, buy another one stupid nigger

Most retarded thread in a while. Even the billionaire daughter one makes more sense. Your usb dongidongo is already formated and you won't find it. It's your fault to store important docs in one place.

Buy from Aliexpress

You can find them at 32GB for ~USD$4

>>58878503
C'mon I really need it back anon. Do you think /b/ would be crazy enough to help me out with this idea?

I know it's a shitty ass flash drive but I have no fucking money. And believe when I say it's the first FD I've ever had with 32GB.

>>58878498
>Thing is, I'm the only brainlet that would forget his flash drive in computing lab.
I have easily 10+ usbs that I've found at my university, and that doesn't include the ones that they give out during events

> Uninstall FD from all comp. lab.'s PCs.
you....you want to uninstall flash drives?

>>58878521
I checked that already, the closest to a lost and found says she didn't got anything reported.

>>58878552
This idea is shit anf illegal. Risking your degree for a fucking usb dongle is retarded.

>>58878561
Only mine, it's a lexar flash drive. I only have to go to devmgmt.msc and unistall it, so when someone uses it again, it has to install it again. (I could actually jump this step, since the program would detect it anyways). But in case no one is up for my stupid idea, I could do that and then check next day for the flash drive if it appears again.

>>58878573
So buy a new one. Problem solved

>>58878581
I'm the IT guy when I do social service in my uni, so I am allowed to violate those computers.
Also, in a third world country, murder is often left unpunished. I don't think they'd care about shit like this.

>namefag
>"nihilist" no less
>posts camus
>refuses to ask if it was found at uni's lost & found
>excuse is "I live in a third world country" even though flash drives are incredibly cheap everywhere

you don't deserve help

>>58878635
for the love of fucking god just ask some other staff then holy fuck you moron

>>58878667
I know I don't deserve /g/, but I thought /g/ was the thing I needed.

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I used to find flash drives in the desktop PCs all the time in my university.

I'd just browse the files for any porn, then reformat and keep it when once I get bored with it.

You faggots need to keep that shit on a keychain if you want to not lose it.

>>58878680
>being a /lit/, /tv/ and /g/ pleb
what a life

>>58878750
ikr kek

>>58878526
But, but it's a 3.0 ...

>>58878440
post address and I'll mail you a 64 gb flash drive

>>58878914
I might be a brainlet, but I wouldn't trust 4chan for that. Give me your skype and maybe I will try to believe you.

>No money
You literally can't skip a meal once or twice this week?

Look, 16 USD for a 64 GB. https://smile.amazon.com/SanDisk-Ultra-Transfer-Speeds-s-SDCZ48-032G-UAM46/dp/B00KYK2ABI/ref=pd_sim_147_2?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B00KYK2AKO&pd_rd_r=DMXKAW0X2GSW2HSX99YF&pd_rd_w=k4Jjk&pd_rd_wg=g0I7r&refRID=DMXKAW0X2GSW2HSX99YF&th=1

14 USD for a 64 GB
https://smile.amazon.com/PNY-Attache-Flash-Drive-P-FD64GATT03-GE/dp/B0063GKG6I/ref=sr_1_6?s=pc&ie=UTF8&qid=1486705427&sr=1-6&keywords=flash+drive

8 USD for a 32 GB. 8 USD. 75 cents more than minimum wage in the US, meaning some McJob fuck can work a hour and a few minutes to afford a new fucking USB drive.
https://smile.amazon.com/Lexar-JumpDrive-TwistTurn-Flash-LJDTT32GABNL/dp/B0021AFXMC/ref=sr_1_9?s=pc&ie=UTF8&qid=1486705427&sr=1-9&keywords=flash+drive

Literally kill yourself if you can't get some part time job for some spending cash or suck some dick. You're already a fag, go the whole nine yards and get cash for being one.

Also if all your documents and shit was left on the USB drive, I got bad news: You might as well, seeing as you're a fucking brainlet, use Google Drive to store everything since the worst that can happen is you forget a recoverable password. At this point, you can't choose not to use the botnet if you're fucking retarded.