why haven't you applied yet?

I thought this was a case of inspect element but it's actually real lmao

What sort of proof of autism do they expect?
Will my collection of OS-tan pictures be sufficient or will I need to go get tested?

I'm no qualified

>>58855213
they're actually hiring real retards not the self proclaimed autistic retards from 4chan

>>58856626
But why assign them to designing Windows Update and UI?
Why not employ them as janitors or something?

>implying this is a bad thing

I love me some autistic organisation!

>>58856760
where does it sa they won't put them to work doing dirty stuff like that?
they only want the tards for the possible PR and for tax benefits.

>>58856814
They've been doing this for a while, this is just announcing another round of hires.
Previous results of the program have been Bing, the decision to use Jaguar cores in the Xbox One and Bash on Ubuntu on Windows.

>diagnosed with PDD NOS

I'm I autistic enough /g/?

>>58855213
>why haven't you applied yet?
I don't want to work for & with indians. I can't stnd the smell of shit in hallways.

>adam and eve not adam and microsoft

>>58855213
post is more applicable to reddit.

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>>58855213

>>58855213
>Windows 10 SP1
>Designed by retards, for retards.
>So simple a retard can use it!

Suck it mac os

At least MS might get some decent engineers for a change

>>58859001

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0eUOZrdtxI

>>58859001
kek

>Cortana, give me directions to Boston
>"I've mapped out all available train routes for you."
>Yes but what about driving directions?
>"Amtrak lines in the northeast corridor are served primarily by GE P42DC locomotives, which are diesel powered and marked by a profile 14 inches (356 mm) lower than the previously-ubiquitous F40PH."

>>58856760
>Why not employ them as janitors or something?
that's for the mexicans you xenophobe.

>>58855213
>know that can't hire poos soon
>literally asking for autistic slaves from native population that will work for tendies

oh i'm laffin

>>58855213

>Do you suffer from a mental disorder that almost completely eliminates your ability to communicate with people? If so please contact us

?????????????????

I was professionally diagnosed so might as well.

>>58855213
No wonder Windows is such a piece of shit.

>>58855213
Too late, autistics are working on Linux

>>58855213
They are trying to fix Windows with Linux devs? Kek

>>58860856
communicate as in real life, as in talking

>>58855213
Why exactly are companies interested in autistic workforces? I read about their detail oriented perception being helpful when debugging code but what else is there to it apart from quotas?

>>58855213
>Its fucking real

Kek.

>>58862260
For the same reason they like to hire Indians. Neither group is in a position to demand higher pay.

>>58855213
So do all the diversity hires just get lumped together?

Like, does Microsoft consider women, blacks and autists equally capable?

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>>58859979
I'm crying laughing in public

>>58862825
And being annoying offline wasn't enough already?

If I do the whole interview without making eye contact will it fly?

>>58856601
>must own a copy of minecraft
>must have at least 1000 hours played on eve online
>must be a virgin
>must have watched at least 10 moe animes
>must have spent at least 1 year on 4chan

>>58860389
*o im laffin

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>>58855213
what the fuck

>>58855213
Q: "Is it gay if the penis is feminine?"
A: "No" -> Autism confirmed

>>58859979
holy shit

>>58863134
3/5 not bad

>>58859979
kek'd

>>58860856
Send a mail to them with just
>h-hello
>I'm here

http://lighthouseautismcenter.com/autism-can-help-land-job/

You will end up doing QA. Doing what 4chan posters do best... finding other people's flaws.

>>58863461
>mfw I have mild aspergers and I design tests in software that find flaws in new units hardware fresh off the production line

>>58863509
you were typecast

>>58856814
>The joke


>You're head

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>>58863460

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>>58863134
>1 year on 4chan
...ive been here for 10 years now...

>>58863676 (dumb frogposter)
1 year only is ridiculous.

Nowadays people aren't reminded of having to lurk moar anymore.

It's a major problem.

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I bet your autism never got you arrested. If you think you're autistic you need to up your game.

>>58864359
>there are people who just get girls introduced to them
feelsbadman

>>58863134
d ddaddy... am I autistmo?

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Not every autistic person is a savant. They are most likely looking for savants not your typical autist.