jobs

>your job title
Senior Marketer

>short description of your daily duties
Shill software on various websites

>satisfaction level
10, just like Windows 10 which you should install because it's the best operating system to ever exist

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>jobs

>>58849399
>your job title
PhD student

>short description of your daily duties
Dicking around with stuff I don't understand based on whims of my supervisor and then have to justify those whims in detail and try to invent some academic reason for doing so

>satisfaction level
Pretty high, 9/10 I would say.

security forces
I guard nuclear missiles
easy but I hate it

>>58849399
>>your job title
Software intern
>>short description of your daily duties
SQL, .NET on apprentice level. Trying out new technologies.
>>satisfaction level
8/10
Tasks are interesting, supervisors are friendly. I could use better pay, though.

Code monkey at a small software company. I'm also the onsite tech support.
7/10, could use some more money

>>58850339
>I could use better pay, though.
>>58850816
>could use some more money

some numbers, please, so one can judge whether your whining is justified

Boat builder
Get drunk
Is alright

>>58850911
I'm the 7/10 guy, 500 euros a month, 6 hours a day plus an hour or two of unpaid overtime because shit needs to be done. I should ask for a raise.

>>58850957
>500 euros a month

romania or bulgaria?

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Field technician

I collect computer hardware from state businesses and wipe them with dban, then package them up for refurbishing.

8/10. I like driving, very chill... just gotta know to kick up the heartrate when I get to a stop and have to start loading.

>>58850990
Spain, sadly.

>>58851000

My fucking God.
Get better soon.

>>58850992
Do you get to keep parts?

>>58851066
No but I can purchase them from the company afterwards for piss cheap. My plex server is full of old government hard drives.

>>58851079
Damn I want a C2D machine, I wish I could get them from that company.

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Chef
A little buffet
A la carte in the evening
Pretty okay

>>58849399
>Title
Don't really have one. I'm kind of a generalist at a small engineering firm.
>Duties
Maintaining backups of a shitload of data, administering an AD DC, repairing printers/plotters, writing/maintaining software to diff BOMs, writing Solidworks and Inventor addins, fucking around with company phones, etc. It depends on the day.
>Satisfaction
10/10. I show up and leave when I want and work with pretty minimal oversight. It's a good time.

>>58849399
>>your job title
Undergraduate Technician
>>short description of your daily duties
Manning the 'help desk'(we support researchers so they don't need help with stupid shit), administrating 3000+ hosts, many high performance computing clusters, bantering with coworkers, fixing broken shit, creating new shit that will break in the future
>>satisfaction level
decent, pay is horseshit as it's on a college campus so there's a lot more qualified people looking for jobs than there are jobs. If it paid more I would be very happy fucking around like this full time

>>58850335
Fucking security forces boot. I hope you get the shit hazed out of you.

>>58851000
Spaniard here too,
750e/mo as an intern. 35/h a week. Feel your pain bro.

neet
shitting and masturbating
pretty high

>>58849399
>job title
General Manager at a radio station.
>description
I manage everyone who walks in the door and keep people from screwing things up.
>satisfaction
I love my job.

>your job title
Linux System Administrator
>short description of your daily duties
1st responder to alerts for 12k+ hosts (virtual and physical), develop internal tools for other teams, Dockerize shit because CTO thinks it's cool, and basic things in salt/chef.
>satisfaction level
7/10. Comp is low for my area (82k) and I am stuck on 3rd shift. With that said, the work is fun.

>>58850957
>>58850990
Fuck, that's awful. I earn more than double your salary in fucking Poland and I don't even code. Decent programmers make 3x of that here easily. And this is Poorland we are talking about.
The fuck, is Spain that bad?

>Msp tech
Basically being a sys admin all day for small medium businesses, but helpdesk too, also write internal use crud webapps for clients as needed.
> extremely satisfied, feel like im getting the best experience of my life

>>58853435

Interns are really fucking milked, yes.

>title
junior network administrator
>duties
VOIP config, routers and switches operations, some server application config, some help desk, respond to outages, order inventory, deploy new solutions, respond to user requests/changes, keep documentation updated
>satisfaction
about 3/10 I did not go to school to support this shit. I was trained almost exclusively in router and switch configuration, the rest of this shit I've had to learn on the job and I am sick of VOIP. Specifically faxing over IP. Yeah I have to fuck with that shit too.

>connected devices sales consultant
>telling old people to trust the Jew squad to come to their house and set up their router for $150
>I want to die

Junior .Net Dev
Making modules/optimizing code for CMS (monitoring systems)
Bretty gud, salary is not very apealing (something like 650 yuros after taxes and shit) but I like what I'm doing and after 1-2 years I can get a better job anyway

>>58849399
Yeah sure man.

-Home security
-I sit at home and watch the house before sleeping during the day. My shift is mostly during the night.
-Feels pretty comfy.

>>58850957
Shit. And I thought my 40K salary was crap.

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>Software Engineer
>Rails, Angular, SQL
>125k, 6/10

Job is not bad, but the real issue is I chose years ago to be a wage cuck instead of doing what I was passionate about

Web Dev

Password resets, posting news stories for upper management and contemplating suicide. Getting rejected for other jobs because I haven't worked with whatfuckingever.js

7/10, they overpay me to browse 4chan

>1390, Student Naval Aviator
>as of right now, just checking the weather for the next day, studying for my flight, and then flying
>best job ever, my life is fucking awesome


And to think, a year ago I was asking /g/ for help on programming assignments and homework, and yall made those stupid diploma memes out of my code. Who's laughing now?

hardware store owner
ship orders, support autists over the phone & live chat
7/10

Datacenter engineer
I keep an eye on everything inside. And new colo customers get setup with network connection and power
It's really relaxing work. Downside is that the place is manned 24/7. Evening and nightshifts are boring and a pain

Job: Student studying Computer Science at a Community college.
Description: Learning about programming and Computer hardware/Networking.
Satisfaction level: 7/10. I'm only in three days a week, get's a bit boring.

>>58853212
i remember when i was a pog

>>58854932
Always wanted to be a pilot. Good on you my dude.

IT support

Answer the phone, reset passwords.. make AD accounts, stupid easy stuff.. sometimes go out in company vehicles to fix dumb stuff for clients.

7/10, could be more challenged but £19k salary for chilling all day

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>>58849399
>your job title
SW Developer

>short description of your daily duties
I shit out code.

>satisfaction level
I'd be satisified with it if I wasn't shit.

>>58853706
7/10 guy again. Just finished college and this is my second job. I'm not even an intern, I just need the job and can't find anything better.

>>58855140
Implying you're even a grunt you fucking pog. Where you deploying? Oh thats right, fucking nowhere.

>>58856206
>actually bragging about being a grunt

>>58849399
>your job title
truck driver
>short description of your daily duties
i haul produce to various locations in the pacific northwest
>satisfaction level
8/10. Good pay, can listen to the radio all day. It's a pretty decent job, but you have to work around the clock

>your job title
UPS delivery driver

>short description of your daily duties
Drive to each house for the day and get the right box from the back

>satisfaction level
8/10

Could be worse that is for sure. Hours can be long and the weather is certainly a dick, but its physically active so I'm not a complete fat ass with my life now

>job title
flat roofer

>short description
roof stuff, almost exclusively commercial/industrial buildings (lots of hydro dams, nuclear plants, potash/coal/diamond/etc mines, shit like that)

>satisfaction level
6-7/10
The money is 10/10 for what I do, I make 6 figures to do what is essentially a skilled labor job, but everything I work with causes cancer, I have to travel constantly and its physically hard. I also quite often have to work in -20C or colder temperatures (did a job literally in the arctic recently). I plan to save up and do something on my own

Network Engineer
Go to meetings
2/10

>>58853212
Honestly, if you feel a need to talk shit based on mos you've probably never left a wire anywhere.

Which is fine, if you're not an elitist faggot about it.

>>58857039
I'm not really, I'm just on duty and really bored.

>>58856409
Thats basically all grunts have. Mad street cred.

>>58849399

>your job title
IT Consultant/Software Dev

>short description of your daily duties
Learn stuff and get paid for it

>satisfaction level
8/10, pretty chill

>>58851000
Me too 387€/Month 4h a day. Working on europeen projects...

Transport planner.
30k per year.
Zero satisfaction.

Customers expect the moon on a stick, management take on work when they don't have the resource to cover it all and 99.9℅ of drivers are cunts.

Currently on the sick with stress and looking for a new career.

1. Shop Bitch
2. Doing anything my boss asks for slave wages
3. I drink myself to sleep every night, but at least a shit job is motivation for finishing school

>>58849399
User interface designer
Designing the interface for websites
It's fun and I get paid well, daily hour commute kinda sucks though

Cake salesman
Baking and delivering cakes
Very little money but very little work, which suits me just fine

>>58858569
sounds nice

>>58858649
It's not

>Software engineer ;^) (((code monkey)))
>add new features to app
>program
>program
>program
>5/10 its ok desu I'm happy to have a job and I'm getting paid a swell amount considering my age

Pay is good and the job suits me, but my routine of work, play video games, work is getting a bit tiring.

>Network security admin
>mostly 8 hours of uninterupted sleep per day
>5/10
could be better if i had something to do or if there was another human being once in a while

> Mac+ advisor for applecare
> I tell old people how to put photos of their grandchildren in icloud and then yell at me when they go over the free 5gb limit of storage.
> Meh I work from home so there's that...

Any systems engineers here? Considering it as a career, how has life been treating ya?

>>58849399
>team lead
>basically nothing
>300k

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>title
Software Engineer Intern at a gov subcontractor
>shit I do
just started, so far working on a web interface for a big ass scheduling and billing system for the military, mostly angular and C# with some SQL
>how I like it
60k, 401k, insurance, boss is chill, office environment is very laid back and libertarian, work is interesting so far
8/10 because I feel like things aren't gonna be this fun for much longer when I'm not the new guy

>>58854844
May I ask what kind of place you work and how dope you are /experience you have ? Seems like good pay and I'm tryin to get like you

>>58861196
~5 years of exp, and I’m no superstar programmer. So, easily doable at any company in SF/NYC, startup or Mega Corp

1. 1st Line Support technician
2. Get pestered by customers all day asking for status on 4 week old tickets while my boss asks me to do this and that because 2nd all went for lunch or just don't know basic networking or the penalty fees are pilling up because they never work just fix it goddamnit
3. It fucking sucks, I think I'm a masochist because the only good feeling is when I walk out of the door

>>58863291
no, stupid, if you were a masochist you wouldn't want to leave

>your job title
research assistant
>short description of your daily duties
do professor things for 15 bucks an hour
real talk tho,
>>write grant apps
>>write code
>>write papers
>>write lecture notes
>>write lecture slides
>>occasionally give lectures
>>manage the undergrads
>satisfaction level
7/10, get paid to do maybe 10-15 hours of "real work" per week and offload the rest to undergrads while i code cool shit

>your job title
Senior developer

>short description of your daily duties
I develop numerical software.

>satisfaction level
8/10. Every once in a while I want to go solo and open up my own numerical tech consulting shop, but the infrastructure (clients, physical workspace, brand) of my current job massively outweighs the benefits of going solo.

>58849399
>your job title
senior software engineer

>short description of your daily duties
code stuff, repair stuff coded by others

>satisfaction level
7/10, it is a cushy job, but I am indiffrent to it.

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>>58849399
>>your job title
System Administrator
>>short description of your daily duties
Make sure everything is running. Do some stupid project few times a year.
>>satisfaction level
11/10. comfiest job desu

>>58849399
>CS Major
>Learn about Computer Science, don't kill self
>Low, ready to kill self.

>>58854844
>Rails
Fuck I didn't think people still used RoR

>>58864110
>your job title
Systems Administrator
>short description of your daily duties
Mostly self driven. Learn stuff apply it in lab play around try to improve the prod environment. Help the helpdesk with stuff they can't figure out.
>satisfaction level
10/10 could pay more but pretty comfy

>unemployed
>masturbate, cry, sometimes at the same time, trying to find ways to kill myself quickly
>kill me

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Did you guys need a degree to get the job you're in?

>>58853234
>used to work min wage job
>35 hours would get me 250~ freedom dollaridoos
>per week
fucking kek I feel bad for Europeans

>title
Car rental agent at Avis/Budget
>description
I basically run the entire store, rent cars, and get retarded people to buy our insurance at $53/day
>satisfaction level
definately not what I want to be doing with my life, but sometimes when we get a nice car like the 2016 mustang or camero I take it out for a spin and post some pictures of me driving it so girls will think I have money...:(
10.25/hour + commision
5/10

got a skype interview for dell tomorrow
13/hour
for an IT support desk position for boeing...:(

>>58849399
>your job title
Information systems analyst II
>short description of your daily duties
Write documentation and fight with communists on Twitter
>satisfaction level
It's ok, pays 100k

>>58864514
target audience of your documentation?
i could never write for non-techs

>your job title
Network Engineer?

>short description of your daily duties
1 hour of writing tickets and 5 hours of politics

>satisfaction level
low

>PhD Candidate in ECE

>read papers
>write papers
>configure hardware
>run experiments
>analyze results
>present results
>travel to conferences
>sleep in most days

>9/10

>>58864110
>>58864366
may I ask what kind of education you've finished, handy skills and how to get a job like that

>>58850110

you sound like a cuck

> 2016

>your job title
Software engineer.

>short description of your daily duties
Mostly debugging inherited software and attending meetings with some interviews.

>satisfaction level
Really fun.

> 2017

>your job title
Failure in life.

>short description of your daily duties
Browse 4chan and pretend I am applying to jobs to get interviews that I dread.

>satisfaction level
Not Fun

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>>58849399
Realtalk /g/, where can I get code monkey jobs? Where are they all at? I definitely don't want to move to Commiefornia or Washington. Is New York City a good place to try? Hell, Hong Kong? I don't have a car so good public transit is important to me.

>>58864447
OP here
it's hell especially through internships
I can earn a max of $250 a month and I get another $250 as a stipend but that's actually a slavery contract itself

>>58864807
Craigslist past the aisle of prostitutes.

>actuary
>work maybe 30 minutes a day. browse 4chan, manage my investments, program personal projects to make more $, and play games the rest of the game
>8/10
Get paid $250k which is good, don't have to work much, 9-5. Working for someone else will never be a 10/10 to me. Also feels nice being able to be a smug bastard to all my coworkers since they have a degree and I don't. Makes no sense to me, you don't have to have a degree to be an actuary, all you have to do is pass the exams so I have no idea why anyone would go to college for it, but I guess the same can be said for all programmers, even more so since they don't need to be pass any exams.

>>58864757
dont even have secondary education on paper. just learn everything online or start on helpdesk and learn quickly would be the easiest way in.

>>58864757
I got a degree in Information Technology. But that really didn't do anything besides letting me through HR.

I started as a code monkey in a game dev company then realize it wasn't for me. Then shifted to Systems Engineering from then on.

Skills when I started: Cisco routers, linux boxes, windows active directory, virtual machines.

If you want to break in, start as a Help Desk Engineer or something related to IT

>>58853234
What the fuck?

I used to make around that working like 20h/week at fucking mcdonalds when I was in high school.

Lmao europoors.

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>>58849399
Service Specialist
Bag groceries for customers, bring in carts from the parking lots, sweep, mop, and generally clean all areas of the store including the storefront, back room, and offices, replace and sort garbage, lifting and transporting of items 40-60lbs unassisted, and any other tasks as needed.
I'm alright with it despite only earning minimum wage, it's better than when I was working in Hometown Buffet because at least I'm treated more like an actual human being here. I actually get a lunch break for one, over there you can be working a 10 hour shift and only receive 20 minutes unpaid off during it. Here I only ever have 8 hour shifts at most, with a one hour lunch break in the middle.

Or was I supposed to post only if my job was actually /g/-related?

>>58852412
Thats a nice dog anon. Your life sounds nice and you seem content. Gj

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>junior IT specialist conducting transition of a project concerning tool which goes out of official support in 3 months therefore I am doing a pointless task
>browsing this fucking site and checking news on dailystormer
>mild, ain't doing shit but it's not like they are overpaying me for that.

>>58849399
1. Software Developer
2. Fix, integrate, and manage bad code that the company buys from shitty startups
3. Medium Rare

>>58865082
>reading a white supremacist page at work

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>your job title
Fleet services coordinator
>short description of your daily duties
manage a fleet of 300 varying pieces of construction equipment. Set up large rental contracts with oil production and mining companies, order new equipment, sell equipment, shift inventory between 3 locations in 2 different states. handle insurance claims
>satisfaction level
satisfied. can afford to buy a cabin in the woods and a classic jeep to tinker on. all is well.

>english teacher
>I teach english to teenagers a few times a week
>satisfaction level: 8/10
I think the education system is fucked up. I would do it differently if I were allowed. Plus I'd prefer teaching portuguese.

I'm brazilian.

>>58865344
For Daily Stormer I mostly use elinks installed on vps to bypass corporate firewall. When people see text in a terminal they assume you are doing "technical stuff".

>>your job title
apprentice, dairy farmer
>>short description of your daily duties
can't do it short. i do everything.
>>satisfaction level
is okay. 2300+ hours a year, but pays nice. 6/10

>>58863746
Fuck that sounds hot to me.
Does it involve much math?
Do you not need to care about UI's and pretty colors?
What education do you have?

>>58849399
1. don't have a title. IT guy at a small company that thinks it can do everything.
2. pretending to know what I'm doing 24/7
3. barely clinging to will to live

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>>58849399
>your job title
Full time infosec student, pizza delivery driver
>short description of your daily duties
Shitload of classwork, lecutres woven between delivering delicious pizza to people who range between extremely kind and nice all the way down to people who I am legitimately surprised haven't yet killed themselves or others due to their stupidity.
>satisfaction level
Happy to get my degree and out of food and beverage jobs.

>>58849399
>your job title
Intern at an IT company
>short description of your daily duties
browse /g/ update windows and make coffe
>satisfaction level
i can play overwatch when i get home

>>58865542
about the same as this guy, dear god help me.

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Do any of you freelance?
Is it even viable when it's flooded with pajeets and ivans?

Is web dev any better?

>hired at a major company for years making very, very, VERY good money
>downsized because the company fucking sucked at managing its shit
>haven't been able to get a job since because the job market has turned into a fucking clusterfuck of "we want people to join our social club rather than people who know their shit and want to actually work"
Fuck it, gonna be poor the rest of my life.

>>58849399
learn AVR op

>>58849399
>software dev
duties:
>program, presently working on an iphone app, building some weird features in python rn.
>jack off
>smoke weed
>play video games
>repeat


nigger I make so much fucking money I love this shit

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>NEET
>NEET
>NEAT

>>58867080
atmel avr? I had a class about computer architecture where we used the atmega128 ,, that was a lot of fun.

Too bad those kinds of jobs are almost non-existant here, especially entry-level positions

>no real title, provisioning Ethernet VPNs and other shit for large telco
>refresh 4chan and watch youtube all day
>21, 40k a year for a job that even a blind autistic double amputee could do. Want to kill myself.

>tech support
>helping inane people to do shit on their computers, formatting, cleaning shit
>28 years and still doing this? I want to die so badly

>>58867166
yep. I'm taking an embedded programming class. You'd be surprised at the different applications and demand for embedded programmers. We're doing mainly C/assembly programming, focusing on program optimization. Getting your hands on different architectures is a good way to learn about the subtle nuances of an ISA and it's different implementations. Even if you don't end up with a job writing driver software for printers or whatever, the knowledge you gain as a programmer will be useful in most aspects of programming.


TLDR: learn how a computer works, don't just "program"

>>58867294
will do, I'm planning to take electronics as a hobby so I was going to learn to program more microprocessors anyways

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>>58849399
>Live in bum fuck upstate, NY
>Want to go to Seattle and join the web dev industry there
>AAS in Computer Sci
>No internship

How hard is it to land a phone interview with my situation? Am I fucked?

>>58867385
>AAS
>degree in CS
>wants to webdav
what a fucking waste

>job title
3D Artist

>short description of your daily duties
Create 3D models and renders for customers, mostly architecture. Usually working in a small team.

>satisfaction level
Pay is bad, but I like my work and my co-workers are great. Boss is pretty dumb, but he has almost no input in our actual work.

>>58867406
Well to be honest I originally wanted to do Software dev, I have a little bit of a C/C++ background. It's just I need to work and webdev is easier to break into compared to software.

>>58867385
There's so many memes in this one post, I'm not sure if you're being ironic or not.

>software engineer 1
>Don't work on software because of our processes being so incredibly shitty and lengthy
>Applying for new job while studying at current job

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>>58867464
I'm not..

Sales Engineer
Shill our products and services
9/10

>>58849399
>>your job title
Phone Application Guru Dude
>>short description of your daily duties
Learn new bullshit framework and rush to complete something within the last few minutes of the day.
>>satisfaction level
0/10 worst job ever

>>58867571
kek, that's pretty much what I'm stuck at, only JS

>>58849399
>your job title
Home guard

>short description of your daily duties
Stay up on wee hours shitposting on canadian moose racing forums

>satisfaction level
5/10 because the pay is shit but I never go hungry

Product Process Specialist
[spoiler]At Best Buy[/spoiler]
I make the shelves and shit look nice, and unload trucks.

5/10 new manager is a cunt and doesn't do anything

>>58864784
You sound like you're underaged.

>>58854932
>naval aviator
damn bro you fly submarines?

>>58849399
>software engineer
>documents, meetings, maybe a line of code or two per day
>kill me/10

>your job title
Senior Software Developer
>short description of your daily duties
Program shit
>satisfaction level
Quite satisfied. The work can be fairly boring, but the load is light, the schedule is OK and the pay is good. There are days where I barely do anything other than play games or look up unrelated shit on the internet.

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>>58850957
>>58853234
>500 per month
>Literally 6k per year

No, I refuse to believe you can pay rent, bills and food with this

>>58869620

Not him, but many adult people share flat and expenses.

>>58856480
Daniel?

NEET
Vidya
Feelsgoodman

>>58850339
>SQL, .NET on apprentice level. Trying out new technologies.
>I could use better pay, though.
Damn you shouldn't be paid for that bro!
Expert .net/sql pajeets are paid $450/month and there are no weekends in India.

>>58849399

1. Search Engine Evaluator
2. I sit at my computer 10+ hours a day working for google evaluating their shitty search engine results
3. It beats going outside

>>58864807
phoenix, az

Inventory Manager

Make sure my retards are not messing stuff up while making sure product is accounted for.

Its an okay job. Plus is, when live displays are ready for destruction, I get to take them. Make some good side money selling shit, and get new keyboards, parts, and whatnots almost monthly.

>>58870065
Also 35k, it aint shit, but it pays the bills

1. content strategist for ios, android app
2. research on web, input data into database, make banners, more research
3. 7/10. min wage pay, but we have an open office with few rules and everyone is young and chill. already gotten a raise once before min wage went up, but once i get another my job will be pretty comfy tbqh

>>58869899
how much it pay?

>>58849399
1. electronics technician (nuclear), 3rd class
2. for now, get qualified
3. it pays and i get college credits. its hard but whatever.

>>58849399
>your "job" title
Student
>short description of your daily duties
Do math and/or program
>satisfaction level
Not high. Have some friends, but no gf, never had one either. Starved of love would probably be a good description. At least school feels good at most times.

>your job title

Business Workflow Manager in DevOps

>short description of your daily duties

Login to Asana and then proceed to bitch at my senior software developers as to why they are not on target.

Go to a meeting later in the day and get bitched at by my Bosses for not being on target.

Answer Emails

Shitpost

>satisfaction level

8/10

>>58869620
That's why I share flat with 3 other people anon

>>58869964
har har, very funny. But for real tho, where can I find decent jobs in this industry?

Can anyone from the UK tell me what's the job situation for someone immigrating? (Germany)

I quit uni because of family problems but I had most of my exams done (CE), I did all my math courses, programming ones and electrical ones.

I know circuit boards, vhdl, asmx86, c, bash, sql, java, some js and some go. I know networking, threading and whatnot. I have a github with a few projects with a few stars.

Any job will do. I need to move out of here and into the UK with my girlfriend, she earns quite a bit so I don't need to find one right away but I really want to.

From sysadmin to webdev, considering I have no working experience in the IT field, is there any hope with all the brexit stuff happening?

>your job title
Computer repair technician

>short description of your daily duties
I mostly replace hard drives and then sell dell workstations as refurbished computers

>satisfaction level
It's actually interesting sometimes we got a computer a few weeks from the 1940's that came in a moving truck. we sold it to a museum.

>Your job title
Thief

>Short description of your daily duties
Sit in Starbucks with an open teathered wifi hotspot and steal peoples passwords and banking info if they're dumb enough to enter it.

>Satisfaction level
I hate it and will probably kill myself soon if I can't get a real job.... job market here is brutal.

>job title
medical services engineer

>daily duties
i'm an in house doctor at a software firm, nobody here is actually an engineer

>satisfaction level
9/10, pay is great and it's easy, but sometimes can be a bit dull

>>58872100
yes, should be fairly easy to get a job, we import a lot of tech people from eastern europe and there are a lot of opportunities going

london or cambridge is where the jobs are, im assuming you want to go to london

>>58849399
- None
- Exist
- Decent

>>58865557
>infosec student
>pizza delivery
Are you me?

>your job title
30yo NEET

>short description of your daily duties
do weaboo things

>satisfaction level
0/10 suicidal level

wtf is this thread about again?

>>58849399
>your job title
Full time chemical engineering student
>short description of your daily duties
Go to class, procrastinate intensely, calculate work needed to pass classes.
>satisfaction level
kill me pls

>>58850992
How does one get into this feild and what level of expertise is needed?

>>58868929
Underrated/10

>>58849399
>job title
Industrial engineer

>duties description
Develop machines for industry, program them, go to clients to install the machines and teach people to use the machines.

>satisfaction level
High, although when a sudden problem arises in a machine (usually because an operator fucked up somewhere), I have to go to the client and literally fix the machine while it's running, without fucking up the production. That's stressful as fuck.

>>58853062
if you also do the selection and purchasing of these systems your job title is "systems administrator"

if other people do the selection and purchasing of these systems your job title is "IT specialist"

>>58868974
>documents
Like Technical Writing?

>your job title
N/A
>short description of your daily duties
Nothing
>satisfaction level
I don't feel

>your job title
Head of Product

>short description of your daily duties
taking what the two founders come up with and translate it into decent software concepts (lots of mockup design)

>satisfaction level
varying ... most often around 8/10

>your job title
web developer
>short description of your daily duties
pick a ticket from current priority list, solve issue, rinse and repeat
>satisfaction level
depends on tickets.
i mean, it's a chill job and the stress-level is near zero, but sometimes you just get a task so mundane, or need to dig through so much legacy spaghetti, that you feel your brain slowly liquidizing and spilling outta your nostrils.

>>58849538

how many extra rupees does the senior title net you?

>>58869872
I've worked with several teams of 'expert' sql pajeets. They were all terrible.

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>>58849399
>your job title
Developer I

>short description of your daily duties
Try to look busy
Attend meetings
Answer endless questions from the QA team
Occasionally get to code when I actually get assigned something

>satisfaction level
Pretty low. Starting to feel like I should be looking for another job, but things should be ramping up again before too long, so hopefully I'll have something interesting to do soon.

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>>58849399

>your job title
Web Developer
>short description of your daily duties
install everything that the SEO wants. maintain a private blog network (on almost 1200 sites)
>satisfaction level
pic related

>>58850957
Unpaid overtime? That shit is illegal here.

>your job title
software developer

>short description of your daily duties
design, develop, QA, occasional customer support

>satisfaction level
grateful

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I need some advice /g/uys.

So I'm graduating this quarter with a bachelors in CS from a pretty good Cal state. I live in the LA area, so I've been able to apply to what seems like a fuck ton of jobs. I've already visited 2 companies for interviews and have been rejected from both. I'm worried that because I have no internship experience or on the job experience I'm not gonna get anything.

One of the companies said that I needed "more experience". Mind you, this was after a very lengthy interview process which included a take home coding project. The job was also described as being entry level, which is all I really apply for. I'd like to think I'm pretty good at not being autistic and presenting myself well at these interviews.

Am I just worried for no reason? Should I just keep using the shotgun approach and applying anywhere hiring "entry level" until something sticks?

>>58849399
HR

>>58849538
underrated, thanks for the chuckle my man

lumberjack
chop wood, carry wood
6/10 I get enough to pay bills and afford cheapest food and can forget about my job the moment I am done

Assistant Manager at a pizza joint in NA
Babysit grown adults, get shit on by customers, make pizza & basically run the store solo
3/10 - It's very barely above min wage (it's basically min wage) and I fucking hate myself for being here.

>>58849399
>your job title
3D engineer

>short description of your daily duties
Mostly creating 3D Webgl applications, like a bathroom furnitures 3D gallery. I work on different project at the same time. I recently created a prototype to 3D scan human bodies with a Kinect .And I'm going to work with Unreal Engine soone to creates VR game and programs.

>satisfaction level
Pretty high, 9/10 I would say. I like my team, small company and my boss know what he's doing

h-how to communicate with people in my office ? :/

also how to be productive and not stale at 4chan and porn ?

>>58864784
>you sound like a cuck
this is how you make it idiot

KEK at WORK, alpha on chinese cartoon board

>your job title
GIS Engineer

>short description of your daily duties
Majority of my time is rewriting shitty matlab code the R&D does into Python for other teams

>satisfaction level
5/10
End my life please.

Security engineer at aws
When shit hits the fan, we get the call.
Awful. I get paid a relative pittance compared with people in the us and my boss's boss is looking for ways to fire me.

>>58849399
>your job title
Lawyer

>short description
I sue people and corporations for money

>satisfaction level
8/10. Great boss, interesting cases. Too much overtime though

>>58867385
I'm from Western/Central NY and I miss it every single day. You'll have better career opportunity in Seattle but my quality of life was always great in WNY.

>>58867385
If you want to get into programming consider defense contracting jobs around Rome/Utica too. There are some places there that do C/embedded if you are into that. Rochester, Buffalo and Troy seem to have decent tech scenes.

>Assistant Manager (restaurant)
>Comfort angry customers, keep the kitchen from fucking around, generally pick up any slack
>7/10. Not where I saw myself at 23 but paychecks are a steady $1k, there's tons of free food & craft beer, and the boss is fucking awesome. Saving up for private tech-related business ventures though.

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>>58854932

Got an opportunity to join the army and get trained as a Communications Technician. As someone who got meme'd' into studying an IT degree that I'm no longer interested in, would this be a good career move?

I'm currently employed as a "technician" but it's just really applying the same pre-built images into computers over and over again and sending them out. It's easy but very boring and repetitive, pay is average with no chance to progress up the ladder.

>>58882029
You might find that you like it more once you leave government/military.

>>58849399
>Computer repair man
>Installing office, Reinstalling windows 7 and telling costumers their HP laptops are done for good because overheating
>8

>>58849399
Package Handler, and Cashier

I move, load, and unload boxes for shipment. I scan groceries for people.

I want to shoot myself as a package handler, and I want to burn myself to death in the deli's oven.

>>58849399

>your job title
Firefighter/Paramedic

>short description of your daily duties
Respond to calls for emergency services and maintain city equipment/facilities

>satisfaction level
5/5 bretty good

This doesn't have a lot to do with technology though.

>>58849399
>your job title
devops

>short description of your daily duties
anything from putting server in racks, to deployments, docker, kubernetes, python programming

>satisfaction level
10/10

>your job title
Apple tech support at a call center

>short description of your daily duties
answer calls and help people troubleshoot their issue and hopefully is able to resolve their issue during the phone call

>satisfaction level
very dissatisfied, you are literally a human punching bag

I want to get into IT but not this kind of IT, why am I so fucking basic

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Fleet maintenance tire tech.
Walk around all day checking tire pressures, occasionally change truck tires. $16.50/hr

8/10, but just bought a motorcycle so 10/10

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>your job title
Warehouse opperative
>short description of your daily duties
Drive Fork lift truck
>satisfaction level
3/10 easy as fuck, and I earn "enough" but I'm wasting my life there and want to die.

>>58849399

>software engineer

>fill some redmine with my assignments, debug some shit, babble over process and jenkins

>very dissatisfied, not learning anything new, not coding, always anxious at daily about justifying my time

>>58885073
>always anxious at daily about justifying my time

This is the worst thing