ITT devilish tech things you did in high school

>try to scare my parents with those old jumpscare youtube videos
>they dont even bat an eye and look extremely bored

L-LOCK ME UP

>rearrange keys on the school's ibooks

they implemented a checkout system after that

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>didn't want to write paper for biology
>took random jpg file and renamed it "Biology Paper.doc"
>saved to disk and brought to school
>bring disk to school library and ask librarian to help me print my paper
>opens "Biology Paper.doc" in Word and it is all garbled dingbats
>I play dumb and say I typed it on new program I downloaded last night and don't remember the name
>More librarians come to help get the document to print
>After 15 minutes the librarian says she will explain the situation to my biology teacher
>got to turn in paper the next day with no penalty

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>>58841477
>kept printing blank pages during class in the computer lab
SOMEBODY STOP ME

stole 30GB worth of files from peoples usb drives

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>printed 30 page video game strategy guide on apple imagewriter during computer class
>got to listen to the sweet sounds of that printer and annoy teacher at same time

>doing science research project
>long ass report to submit for exam
>in computer classroom for science because finishing off reports
>some of us print off so teacher can look it over and see its good before sending it off
>friend telling teacher he'll print his
>print dialog is up
>cancel it, page layout options, watermarks
>he's talking about final draft aww yiiss this is all systems go
>PENIS
>red, bold, caps, almost completely opaque, biggest font size that fits the word diagonally across an A4 page
>bring back print menu as before, blocks most of page because system dialog
>friend comes back, just cliccs print without sitting down or checking anything in detail
>goes to printer
>WHAT DA FUK
>mfw 20 pages of PENIS overlayed on his work in big fucking red caps slowly coming out
>it keeps going
>AAANNOOOOOOONNNNNN
>teacher sees commotion and gets mad, tells friend off
>PENIS PENIS PENIS
>friend desperately trying to explain he didn't sabotage his own work
>PENIS falling off printer tray now
>couldn't get up from my chair due to laughing for 15mins
Can't believe that one worked when it was such a spur of the moment. I still smile when I see watermarked papers.

>>58843310
Made me chuckle

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>>58841477
>make a batch file that repeats the "tree" command
>color 0a
>retarded stacies and chads think im hacking

LOCK ME UP

>>58843538
you didnt say it right booawb

>>58843565
my b

>devilish

More like mentally retarded.

>>58843310
>discover the joys of batch files
>start making a bunch and messing around with them in school
>make kill explorer.exe and delete sys32
>rename them to internet explorer or chrome, replete with icons and shit
>wonder school system allows access to every student's account by repeatedly clicking parent folder
>go to many different accounts randomly
>paste batch files in random folders, replace documents with them etc
>substitute ie and chrome on desktop with sekrit batch files
>next day 1/4 of computers refuse to boot


>some kid finds out I'm a 'haxx0r'
>asks me to teach him
>friends and I lol quietly
>OK sure
>get him to bring up cmd
>make him type out shit
>yes this is good, now hit enter
>it was to kill explorer.exe
>he thinks I've fucked his pc gud
>after some lols explain it's fine
>try to guide him to restart explorer process
>all trust is lost, he's bitching to teacher
>teacher asks me to stop hacking
>but I didn't even touch the pc
>ok anon didn't do anything, guys pls be nice to each other
>mad kid is mad
>ends up rebooting eventually, refusing all help