>explorer.exe refreshes

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>>58839355
>fapping to loli
>webcam turns on

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>>58839355
>hear sirens outside

>read a creepypasta
>after a minute the "nightly needs to restart for an update" window pops up

>OPEN UP FUCKO

FUCK WHOS WATCHING

>come home after a long workday
>all computer equipment is gone, even the retro computers
>mum tells me the police wanted to see my hard drive

I use clover

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>buy new phone
>log in to google
>phone starts syncing pictures from google cloud, even though i had syncing disabled in the old phone

>>58840173
>am so paranoid now that I literally cover my phone and my computer camera
what has happened

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>>58839355

The new MacBook Pro with the Retina Display doesn't have this problem.

>>58840374
Yes it does
>reading creepypasta at night
>suddenly a notification sound plays and some bullshit about updates appears on the top right of the screen

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>>58839355
>Use Linux
>Do what ever the fuck I want
>Nothing happens because my OS isn't shit

> Microsoft Word freaking out when I generated a automated table of contents
> Five hours of typing

>>58840374
tell me more!

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These threads make me laugh.

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>computer has been shut down for hours
>fans spin up without reason

>>58840876
Maybe a bad psu

>>58839355
>pgup
>thinkpad light turns on
>hand was resting on ctrl/fn
crisis averted

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>literally doing nothing
>hard drive spins up

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>WiFi adapter removed from PC
>PC turns itself on at night

>>58840531
isn't it your fault for not periodically saving?

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>pretending to do work
>hourglass next to pointer appears and disappears for no reason

>>58840530
>>58839355 (OP)
>Use Linux
>Nothing happens because my OS isn't shit
>Linux
>isn't shit
Yes it is, it's so shit it doesn't even have proper synch

>>58840287
Literally my worst nightmare.

>About 15 decide I'm finally going to build my own computer.
>Open up old one that wasn't being used by the family anymore and learn what went where.
>Have no money so I decide to work in my dads factory over the summer vacation.
>I was there literaly every weekday with him over vacation.
>I did the jobs that no one liked, and I tried to stay out of peoples way.
>I took out the trash, painted most of the factory, helped employees carry and made sure never to complain.
>Finally get enough to buy all the parts and build the computer.
>It was amazing, I was so happy and it shat over every computer in the house.
>Sister even got a new prebuilt thinking it would compete; I had a sick sense of satisfaction when it couldn't.
>Few months later get home from somewhere.
>No computer.
>Ask my dad where it is and he says "THE NEWS SAID UNCERTIFIED COMPUTERS WERE A RISK TO THE NETWORK, I KNEW YOU SHOULD HAVE USED WEIRD PARTS, YOUR COMPUTER MADE EVERYONES SLOW."
>Realise dad took it to the dump.
>I had never felt such an overwhelming rage before.
>Went to his office and smashed everything.
>EVERYTHING
>Get put on a years "electronic probation"
>Never the same to my dad.

>>58841187
Your computer is possessed, you need to preform an exorcism.