Why is Java the best language ever created?

>>58835638
most sun technologies were godtier

>>58835638
I like it because your code will work on every platform without many changes

>>58835638
Because how else would you code Enterprise FizzBuzz™?

interface FizzBuzzable {
  public int value();
  public String doFizzBuzz();
}

final class FizzBuzzableNumber implements FizzBuzzable {
  private final int num;
  public FizzBuzzableNumber(int n) {
    this.num = n;
  }
  public final int value() {
    return this.num;
  }
  public final String doFizzBuzz() {
    return new Integer(this.num).toString();
  }
}

abstract class DivisibleNumber implements FizzBuzzable {
  protected final FizzBuzzable original;
  public DivisibleNumber(FizzBuzzable origin) {
    this.original = origin;
  }
  public final int value() {
    return this.original.value();
  }
  public final String doFizzBuzz() {
    String fizzBuzzed = new String("");
    if (this.isDivisible()) {
      fizzBuzzed += this.fizzBuzzing();
    } else {
      fizzBuzzed += this.original.doFizzBuzz();
    }
    return fizzBuzzed;
  }
  protected abstract boolean isDivisible();
  protected abstract String fizzBuzzing();
}

final class NumberDivisibleByThree extends DivisibleNumber {
  public NumberDivisibleByThree(FizzBuzzable origin) {
    super(origin);
  }
  protected final String fizzBuzzing() {
    return "Fizz";
  }
  protected final boolean isDivisible() {
    return ((this.value() % 3) == 0);
  }
}

final class NumberDivisibleByFive extends DivisibleNumber {
  public NumberDivisibleByFive(FizzBuzzable origin) {
    super(origin);
  }
  protected final String fizzBuzzing() {
    return "Buzz";
  }
  protected final boolean isDivisible() {
    return ((this.value() % 5) == 0);
  }
}

final class NumberDivisibleByThreeAndFive extends DivisibleNumber {
  public NumberDivisibleByThreeAndFive (FizzBuzzable origin) {
    super(origin);
  }
  protected final String fizzBuzzing() {
    return "Fizz Buzz";
  }
  protected final boolean isDivisible() {
    return (((this.value() % 3) + (this.value() % 5)) == 0);
  }
}

>>58835755

But wait, there's more!

public class Main {
  public static void main(String[] args) {
    for (int i = 1; i <= 100; ++i) {
      System.out.print(
        new NumberDivisibleByThreeAndFive(
          new NumberDivisibleByFive(
            new NumberDivisibleByThree(
              new FizzBuzzableNumber(i)
            )
          )
        ).doFizzBuzz()
      );
      if (i < 100) System.out.print(", ");
    }
  }
}

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>>58835755
>>58835765
>no AbstractFizzBuzzableFactory
>no DivisibleStrategyProviderImpl
do you even enterprise ?

>>58835755
>>58835765
Thanks anons. I needed the laugh.

>>58835827

Feel free to refactor for further enterprise, anon.

>>58835638
2017 C++ still memory unsafe,no modules,no package mananger.

Java still compile code 20 years ago.
Python get disaster on 2 to 3 transition.
Java make big projects.
JVM becomes host dozens new languages.
Java ecosystem is gigant.

>>58836184
Where can I get some brain fluid?

I don't like strict typing. Is something wrong with me?

>>58836398
yes.

>>58835755
>no XML comments anywhere
>multiple objects in one file
>methods before attributes
>magic numbers instead of constants

you're fired!

>>58837143

>no XML comments anywhere
I-I was limited to 2,000 characters, a-anon...

>multiple objects in one file
>methods before attributes
>magic numbers instead of constants
I-I'm so s-sorry...

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t. pajeet

>>58835638
Java is a patent trap

>>58837249
H-haha no, nice paranoia y-you got there, but no, I can assure you, I work at S- I-I mean with Sun technologies, have worked, for a while, a-and I can assure y-you that we - uh... they would never sue anyone for ever using Java haha nice try though shill.

it's the C# of the non M$ world. No thanks, Jeff.

public class Main {
    public static void main(String[] args) {
        Rectangle a = new Rectangle(3,4);
    }
}

public class Rectangle {
    private final Integer width;
    private final Integer height;

    public Rectangle(Integer width,Integer height) {
        this.width = width;
        this.height = height;
    }

    public Integer circumference() {
        return width * width + height * height;
    }

    public Integer area() {
        return width * height;
    }

    public Double diagonal() {
        return Math.sqrt(circumference());
    }

    public Boolean overlaps(Rectangle other) {
        return width >= other.width && height >= other.height;
    }
}

Rate my coding style please.

>>58837665

http://laufer.cs.luc.edu/teaching/313/handouts/practice-midterm

>>58837734
>the length of the rectangle along the x axis is given by xlength

That's called width.

>>58836398
Yes.

Verbose shit.

>>58837793
The guy's German.

>>58835638
*cough* Android *cough*

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>>58835755
>>58835765
Noyce!

>>58837665
>no accessors
>no hashcode, equals, toString override
>no default constructor
>final attributes not in caps
>failed overlaps implementation

4/10 pls stick to lua for now

>>58835638
How else would you develop for phones without spending a few hundred?

>>58835755
fizz buzz woof

>>58836398
Yes.

>>58836398
No.

It puts the poo in the loo.

And it takes up gratuitous amounts of RAM for no good reason.