/g/ Humor/gore/wtf thread

>>58825855
snek?

>>58825989
10/10 copypasta

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>>58826168
Oh wow.

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Feeling generous, so posting one of my rarest photos.

>>58826168
Faggot

>>58825849
>Android
>Use hubs to turn your phone into a fully functional desktop
>iPhone
>Use hubs to charge your phone and listen to music at the same time

>>58825321
so you can listen to AC/DC?

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>>58826313
kek

>>58826168
holy shit look at that face in the middle

>>58825278
wtf do you need 10mb for? You'll never fill that up.

>>58826168
For those wondering, the space in the middle of a QR code isn't needed, so you can put whatever you want there

>>58826168
good job on spending 1 qr code for no reason

if you people keep wasting things like this then we'll just end up running out of qr codes for important things ffs

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>>58826313

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>>58826407

>>58826060
>right side of the image
>smacks lips
>ayo hol up

>>58826168
Who doesn't love redundancy?

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>>58826408

>>58826237
this load looks unhealthy af

>>58826558
Just a bit low volume

>>58826694
your sperm count is probably low desu senpai

>>58826738
I mean maybe not firsthand but a storm could fuck over a powerline or something and fuck up your cloud computing..

>>58826763
Is this stuff real? I went into CS with 0 prior knowledge, and have only been at it for 6 months yet i could fix all of those (and im pretty shit at it anyway)

>>58826712
Holy fucking kek

>>58826738
>>58826838
Every business I've ever worked at had at least or exactly one person who insisted we had to turn off everything in even the smallest storm. Even if we had UPSes on everything. not unplug, just turn off. And they weren't trying to get out of doing work.

>>58826838
That would also fuck you not-cloud computing then

>>58827016
Some people have phobia of lightning that causes them to be super erratic around anything electrical during storms.

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>>58826439
> their best

make it into a full fledged visual novel adventure,
make a thread about it on some programmer board anons are sure to help

>>58827513
The extreme part of the mechanical keyboard community who does shit like that are no better than the worst of apple fanboys

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>>58826168
niceu

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>>58826969
real in the sense that it would all probably compile and run, but it's horrible inefficient

>>58825855
Seal

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>>58827513
That's one thing I really don't get about the mech keyboard community... Artisan keycaps. They more often than not look horribly out of place and ruin the overall aesthetic of the board... Not to mention ridiculously expensive.

>>58827786
Yeah I get that. But did anyone actually hand that in/ues it as an answer to an assignment?

>>58827724

Does the fact that they're now owned by China not stop NASA from buying them?

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>>58828077
Well I'm sure some beginner programmer at some point wrote things similar to that but the the img you're asking about is almost certainly purposefully idiotic...

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I saw this at a Rite Aid in Newark, NJ

>USB 2.0
>4GB
>$22

>>58828108
jesus christ

>>58825287
Man Skulltrail was the best board ever, Intel needs to make something like it again.

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>>58828171
kek

>>58828085
i wouldn't think so, i cant imagine everything on the shuttle is made in america

>>58826278
>>Android
>>Use hubs to turn your phone into a fully functional desktop
Kek, nice one

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>>58828150

Or for the same $22 i could get a cassette player.

https://www.riteaid.com/shop/personal-am-fm-stereo-radio-cassette-player-with-headphones-0360579

I had no idea they sold blank cassette and VHS tapes too.

https://www.riteaid.com/shop/maxell-audio-cassette-normal-bias-ur-90-minutes-7-tapes-8001777

https://www.riteaid.com/shop/maxell-video-cassette-high-quality-6-hour-3-tapes-0321419

>>58826603
>FX
>you cant do anything
>best multi core processor of its time
I like good AMD jokes like any other Joe, but only if they are accurate

>>58826445
SLEEP SNUG, SMUG

>>58826168
'i seriously hope you guys dont scan this'

>>58827545
Apple fanbois aren't even that bad, they are usually normies and kids, you don't see them shitposting on /g/, but /mgk/, /tpg/, /fglt/, those people are autism at it's finest.

>>58828187
>>58828085
NASA does not use ThinkPads anymore.
Only the ones that are already up there, because it's pointless and expensive to upgrade.

>>58826763

I hehed at all of them until I saw getTomorrowsDate() and laughed out loud.

>>58828243
i found out yesterday that Walmart sell blank cassette tapes also, didnt expect that

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>>58827279

>>58825300
This one's actually clever

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>>58827496
Fucking saved

>>58828912
>tfw before /g/ I was a complete autist
>tfw after /g/ Im even more autistic but actually have a gf now
autism works in mysterious ways

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>>58825029

>>58829100
you've gone full circle

>>58828912
No HHKB? saved btw

>>58825256
Gonna need a back story

>>58829744
Open Source is cancer, you should not teach young people that there is free software, because it's simply not true, it's always inferior, the price you pay for it being "free".

>>58825855
Jesus audiophiles are retarded.

>>58829725
>java programmers are taught about exceptions before loops
It all makes sense now.

>>58829770
> Be poor kid
> Get into computers because of free software
> Get paid to write software as an adult while contributing to open source community

>>58825256
nice cp dood

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too much laughter in thread

let me throw in a little rage

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and now back to the laughter

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>>58827593
this made me laugh way more than it should've

>>58826693
If that keyboard layout was available on a mechanical keyboard, some faggot on r/mechanicalkeyboards would pay $500 for it and then put some $200 artisan caps and a backwards spacebar on it.

I guarantee that.

>>58830857
The accuracy of this post is unreal

>>58826431
Fuck I nostalgia'd hard

>>58825325
I have actually done this. Put the cable in without looking at it.

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>>58828077
I was a TA in college and I saw some stuff almost as bad as this. Programming just doesn't click for some people. People who were this bad usually didn't graduate or changed majors though.

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>>58829109
holy shit they're shilling wpf now?

>>58825295
anti-human

>>58831008
Awesome

>>58825849
that keyboard looks awful

>>58826230
I have that monitor. Its pretty good except the proprietary connector.

>>58825855
cute snek

>>58825271
kek

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>>58830756
sauce?

>>58830756
Please be fake
If real I hope that person was fucking fired

>>58825842
hahahaha

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>>58826237
that's nasty as fuck.

>>58827786
this will not work when y is negative.

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transhumanism meme

>>58832291
just sudo rm -rf /

>>58830536
> be dreaming

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>>58831711
Why so butthurt? Hes right. Are you some special snowflake leftist that needs hes/her safe space and can't handle other people's opinions?

You freetards are all the same, top kek.

>>58832351
t.mactoddler

>>58831664
Lol, some idiot who did this still thinks it's 2005

>>58832291
>destroy purpose of humanity
Now that's a joke
Destroying purpose of humanity is like taking the virginity of a used up whore.

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lol

>>58830837
shits old bro. I never got around to asking why whitey is duck taped to the rafters, but ya, old.

>>58830756
good
saved those kids from a terrible os

>>58826439
holy fuck I relate hard to this

>>58826511
>pacman doesn't have signed packages
Just how old is this picture?

>>58826337
10mb is barely one song

>>58825256
the fuck is that website

>>58829770
You have no business commenting about this subject you are a fucking moron. Go somewhere else.

>>58826439
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>58833469
kek, see >>58832589
this fits so nicely about you

>>58830984
Same, I put in a USB-A

>>58826168
It's impressive how much emotion you can express in a few black squares

>>58827593
They ran out of desks

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>>58833577
This!

>>58829296
It's obviously a teachers portal which has been lol h@x0r3d

>>58826629
tfw don't get it

>>58827346
classic!

>>58831008

Can someone explain to me how this shit is even supposed to work?

Like, oh, I need to have administrative privileges to add users... I'll just put my whole httpd user in wheel. This is fine. Then I'll just pass in a string and hope everything will be fine.

WTF!?

>>58833662
John Carmack

>>58833149
2012 or so? That's when Unity became the big thing with Ubuntu.

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>>58828185
>102
>odd

>>58828150
>max lel

>>58833698
why does he need to wipe a hard drive?

>>58833889
fucko got swatted

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>>58826407
no we won't
idiot

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>>58826407

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>>58831259
does anyone have the updated version of this? (made by someone from here)

>>58833909
can't find anything about it
are you sure you haven't mistaken him for somebody else?

>>58833969
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=john+carmack+googled+how+to+wipe+a+hard+drive

>>58826408
Tripfags are gay

>>58834001
lul

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>>58832351
/o/ here, fixed

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>>58834159

>>58834200
I really really really like this image.

>>58826364

Was there ever a time when AMD produced better CPUs than Intel?

>>58835004
yup

>>58835004

>being this young

>>58825855
WHAT THE FUCK

>>58826763
>putting all of these into one picture
But why?

>>58827279
If this was the avarage poster maybe the board wouldn't be so full of bullshit desu.

>>58831664
Average kid in 2005.

Kids nowadays are to stupid to fuck things up, because simplified tablets and console.
Kids nowadays are to anti-social to ask questions on forums, they just watch a how to on YouTube.

Mfw kids nowadays will one day run the country...

>>58834200
this always makes me kek

>>58834200
Why do I want a car like this?

>>58825321
>follow_your_dreams.gif

>>58835395
>Kids nowadays are to anti-social to ask questions on forums, they just watch a how to on YouTube.

>ask a question
>"fucking google it retard" x 100
>thread closed
gee I wonder why

>>58835395
Kids back then
>hey guys I have this problem that can be fixed with one google search, help me fix it
>wooow why did mod lock my thread?

Kids now
>google a tutorial

Honestly it's a big improvement.

>>58826534
Maximum-over cringe

>>58826054
top kek

>>58832351
Tesla runs on GNU/Linux REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>58827593
the cool kids

>>58828846
I want a harem of X series.

>>58826558
*this load looks unhealthy as fuck

>>58829120
kek'd hard on this
and most variant of that one meme desu
weeeeeew

>>58825855
24 feet of 14ga daisy chained through every outlet in the wall.

This 24" of 0000 welding cable in a mesh bag is going to give me such clean power.

better stack it off the floor. don't want the earths harmonics distorting the signals.

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>>58829744
>browser optimisation is a gateway to kernel compilation

>>58826364
>What is Phenom II

sudo rm -rf ~/me &> lastwords.txt

>>58825278
XCOM

>>58837159
Can someone write me a bash script that will block 4chan in the hosts file, then change the host file permissions to a new user with a randomized password. I need it for a friend.

>>58837566

#!/bin/bash
block 4chan in hosts file
make new user, random password
hosts file belongs to new user
suck off friend

>>58826544
I don't get it, isn't that /fit/?

>>58833600
ive got a 2008 macbook pro. an express card slot instead of an sd card slot

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Found this one on a help&support site.

>>58825029
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMPeTrHNX1U

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>>58837566
m8 youd have to lock yourself out of the root account for that to work.
presumably you dont want that.

altho it sounds interesting: turn all maintenance into cronjobs, "freeze" the system and lock yourself out of root. maybe this can work with something like debian stable?

but as soon as you want to install *anything* you're going to be crying and probably just reinstall.

also since you have physical access to your box you can always just use a livecd to browse 4chan.

you could ask your isp if they would consider blocking certain hosts.
or maybe you can even do it in your router config and then just enter a random new password.
that sounds doable actually.

godspeed, anon. godspeed

>>58826380
welp, don't want my life broken!

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>>58825842
Well memed

>>58833924
It should be
>4chan
>females
>also 4chan

>>58837819
You could make a new user that has root access to all files but host, then lock yourself out of root

>>58833249
>the joke

>you

>>58837566
That'd be fucking impossible without locking yourself out of root access. You could just write a cron job to check if 4chan is there and readd it if it isn't or block it from your router.

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>>58838106
I see nothing wrong with this.

>>58837931
>6800 series
still using a 6870 because I'm poorfag and I don't need any more graphics performance nowadays because I don't really gayme anymore. It's getting pretty loud though and it's inefficient so I think I'm gonna get a more efficient GPU soon.

>>58833249
How to spot a newfriend

>>58838106
Only got 6
feels good

>>58835196
audiophile shit

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>>58838106

>>58832743
>Okay, I might do that. So, do you work here?
>>nah kid I just walk between businesses pretending to be important I haven't held a job since the 70s

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>>58838106
never lucky...

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>>58838106
I'm not going to get rid of my rockboxed iPod classic but other than that this still has some work to do.

>>58828243
Tapes are still used for mass backup

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>>58838219
>didn't cross out /g/
Get the fuck out.

>>58838267
>cross out the things that apply to you
>cross out
You had one job...

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>>58838106
Fuck it, I'll respond to this.

>>58828108
That's physically painful to look at.

>>58838267
looks like you got a gay ass digitizer

>>58826534
It's not even possible to drink 8 cans of Monster a day.

>>58838267
>doesn't use social media
>uses an apple product/service
what the fuck?

>>58826712
>literally everything is changed

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>>58838316
>reading instructions
Too attention deficient for that shit fampai

>>58838336
I fucking love digitizers.
I have two on this laptop.

>>58838355
An iPod running rockbox doesn't count for social media.

>>58837944
would doing this actually hold up legal wise? That is, if theres no other place where you 'accept' the agreement.

>>58830152
Those audiophiles are retarded
not people who just buy good headphones and a good amp dac to enjoy music

>>58826534
What does that graph even mean?

>>58825265
The best part is Russia today. Fucking GNU retard that did this false flagged himself.

>>58825295
Lol pattern xD

>>58825842
Tyler_Perry_movies.tiff

>>58838449
Stallman has been on RT several times because he's constantly babbling about US surveillance.

>>58838418
fuck off dude
my $10 jvc earbuds sound exactly the same as your sennheisers

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>>58837966
OC

>>58838562
This oc became stale the first time you posted it.

>>58838578
sorry i'm just a lonely virgin seeking acceptance on an anonymous forum

>>58838501
I don't own any sennheisers
and no they don't

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>>58838562
kek

>>58838501
Pretty much this. People buy audiophile headphones and are mostly disappointed that they don't hear a difference so they subconsciously imagine a difference to justify their poor investment to themselves.

>>58838501
oh rlly

>>58838620
Can be said about the same people who buy shitty headphones and imagine them as being as good as quality headphones just because they are out of your price range and are snakeoil
go back to /v/

>>58838606
>Lyndon B. Johnson Space Center, Houston TX, May 25 2047
>Mission control overseeing first manned Mars landing

>>58827529
>Reliable but boring
Bait

>>58838642
I've been through every brand and every price range in the last 15 years. At some point you realize the only difference is build quality. Sooo... here's to your buyer's regret, kid.

>>58838673
You know you have to be 18+ to post here right?
Lurk more

>>58838673
wtf man

I almost got mad.

>>58838697
>>58838695
>people still buying headphones >$30
when will those toddlers learn?

>>58838718
LMAO XD super cool troll include me in the screencap xd

>>58830756
>I along with many others tried Linux during college
It's fake.

>>58838610
how to do this?

>>58838725
not even joking
Presonus HD7
$30 on Amazon and I prefer them over my old Sennheiser HD650

>>58837819
Without outer measurements that could be anything.

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>>58838106

>>58838749
Sure thing bud
this is the last (You) I'm giving you so spend it wisely

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>>58838106
Am I approved?

>>58838749
And a (You) from me.

>>58838797
I don't know under what impression you are but I'm not joking about this. I've used the HD650 for almost a year. I bought the Presonus for my guitar practice amp and ended up giving my HD650 to my dad and buying a second pair of Presonus.

>>58838141
Nice blog autist.

>>58834159
the Tesla literally RUNS GNU+Linux

>>58838816
>screenshot
The download button is in the top right corner, you nigger.

>>58838825
>200gb sd
>pro controller
for what purpose?

>>58838816
in what universe is 16:10 a meme? more vertical space is better. that's not an opinion or something.
also, the speed advantage an SSD gives you can be measured. it's not like you imagine your pc booting faster

>>58835004
Underage go and stay go

>>58838866
SD because games need to be installed
pro controller because if you don't buy one you're stuck with a mobile sized controller

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mfw

>>58838404
the installation process usually have that "clicking next means you agree to deez terms"

>>58838895
Why is the US so low on that list? They have all the big technology companies. They should be rolling in bandwidth.

>>58838889
>SD because games need to be installed
The games come on a cart. You don't need to install them.

>>58838939
probably because of the less developed, rural areas.

>>58838941
nintendo pushes towards digital distribution. they're likely do ditch physical media for their games later this year

>>58838963
You still only needed a 64gb sd card for the Wii U

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>>58838106
Hey I won

>>58838939
It's big and has (relatively) low population density. So in big cities you can have 1Gb figer connections, but in rural areas, you can be stuck with shitty ADSL or even dial up.

>>58838913
>/x/ not besides /pol/ in the lower left

>>58838939
US had the internet first.
Their infrastructure is old and the oligopolies created by major ISPs are reluctant to develop them because they have no competition outside of big cities.

>>58838895
>Norway
What the fuck, I have 10/1mb.

>>58838978
the graph shows /int/ as the smartest.

if you follow the graph and text, you can see that the left side becomes 'floaty' because of lack of space

>>58838950
>>58838976

I see. If you go to the rural Netherlands (lol) you also get a 25mbs connection. So is its not fair to make such a list.

>>58839028
Hong Kong and Singapore are city-states

Scandinavians generally live in cities, not isloated on ranches.

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>>58838106
:3

>>58835395
>Kids nowadays are to anti-social to ask questions on forums
>they just watch a how to on YouTube.

How the fuck is this a bad thing?

>>58839049
Yeah just like the Netherlands. So it makes no sense to compare internet speeds of countries.

>Graphing calc
But why? I sold mine after I was introduced to geogebra and such, what a scam.

>>58839098
?????
it's the average.

>there are people that can't code
>so it makes no sense to produce computers