What tech would Hank Hill have, /g/? What language would he code in?

>>58790690
>What tech would Hank Hill have
Do propane accessories count as tech?

>What language would he code in?
Hank isn't a programmer. But IIRC, he did do some /vidya/ at some point. Although, it was on a Mac.

>>58790690
he'd probably use some old school language like algol

>>58790750

Fortran.

For a phone I think he'd go Xiaomi chink phone or something until he realized it was Chinese.

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no

"The best computer out there is a man's own intuition. I tell you whut"

>>58790774

kek

What is the most Boomhauer programming language? Looking for a language that encourages long indecipherable expressions or statements

>>58790858

C++

>>58790858
APL

>>58790858
SQL

>>58790766
>Peggy convinces Hank to get into smart phones
>He resists at first, but slowly finds it actually helps him
>gets an app to help him know when optimal time to mow grass is
>discovers he can listen to music he likes whenever he wants
>etc
>eventually becomes phone evangelist
>his face when he learns phone is not made in USA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOEuY5lWENg

>>58790919
>Episode title: "BuaaahtNet"

>>58790858
haskell

>>58790690
Pascal

>>58790690
swift

>>58790858
Lisp