ITT: Horrible jokes that have been going on for way too long

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>>58766052

My life

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>>58766113
literally found this on kkk.com

>>58766133
this desu

>>58766133
>>58766155
l e im so depressed kill me xd
fuck off back to redd*t you fucking homos

>>58766087
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>>58766066
kill you're are self

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I've never owned nor seen nor heard of any equipment that utilises this port

You

>>58766226
Liberal autism major detected

>>58766247
more like we should nuke that country to end their suffering

>your favorite distro

>>58766174
>they get dubs
>you don't
kys yourself

This thread

>>58766141
>FOX news hates him

Seems like he fucked up something.

>>58766196
>>58766301
This.

>>58766357
get off then

>>58766373
You made it shit.

>>58766255
elaborate? it seems that the autist would be someone owning such equipment given that it's so hard to find

>>58766067
>mfw amd64.

>>58766226
Old video cameras used to use it because it allowed them to upload video a hell of a lot faster than shitty USB 1+2

>>58766052
x86 is a very good architecture. No idea what you're on about. It has one of the most robust and dev-friendly assembly.

Of course, why did I even assume anyone on /g/ knows anything beyond "NVIDIA IS BETTER THAN AMD FAGGOT" and "WINDOWS 10 HURR DURR"?

>>58766176
what's wrong with mysql?

>>58766768
Assembly is only good for 8 bit micros and dsps

>>58766221
nice english pajeet, do you fix vindows?? I can do one thing

>>58766768
You tell me. Scalability, Efficiency? Why don't we have x86 in smartphones or routers and other low computing power equipment?

>>58766052
>>58766066
>>58766087
>>58766095
>>58766113
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>>58766301
>>58767077
Bait

>>58767005
Power consumption. Designing CPU's for x86 instead of a RISC architecture necessitates higher complexity, and thus, power consumption.

Simple few million transistor RISC design is good for applications of less than a watt.

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>>58766052
http://yarchive.net/comp/linux/x86.html

>>58767287

Did you unironically expect Linus not to blindly defend x86?

It was his study subject during his Master's!

He worked half his career designing x86 chips!

He's still just a (rather untalented) programmer though. As usual, he focuses his defense on speed and clever kludges - which is nice, but he completely overlooks other factors.

Factor number 1 in my opinion: security. x86 has no proper page protection.

But fuck it, who cares about my expert opinion? I'm not famous, right.

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>>58766768
>x86 is a very good architecture

>>58767565
>my expert
[citations needed]

>>58767689
didn't you know, everyone on 4chan is a [technology/car/video%20game/photography/fashion/lifting/sex/psychology] expert who has made at least 1 field-shattering breakthrough in their career

>>58767003
>Taking the bait :^)

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Different TV broadcast methods.

>>58767930
These are only relevant in places where they still have analog transmission though.

>>58766052
VLC media player

This thread

>>58767565

>I have not done anything notable in my life but I will make sure to ridicule those that have.

>>58767088
X86 is risc though

>>58766052
Yeah, but the ride with x86 will never end. Compatibility, and compatibility on top of compatibility. Unless somebody invents an ARM cpu which can do x86 instructions.

>inb4 arm is shit
fuck you and your whore family.

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Whys this not here?

>>58769019
>Compatibility, and compatibility on top of compatibility
How much software is written in ASM nowadays?

>>58769070
Whatever the language, nobody will port the software.

>>58769019
>implying x86 and ARM are the only architectures there are

>>58769109
>implying anything else comes close for general purpose computing

>>58769109
sorry, made it look like there are only two architectures in the world. not the desired effect.

>>58768945
No it's not.

>>58766932
>What is a operating system
>Don't know you need assembly in some functions

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>>58768021
Or so would anybody sane think

>>58769179
>It is also the case that since the Pentium Pro (P6) Intel has been using an internal RISC processor core for its processors.
Please tell the class that you're sorry, or provide an explanation as to why X86 is not risc.

>>58768945
>>58769179
>>58769258
The context is ambiguous here, neither of you are wrong

x86 is a CISC architecture - and needs to be decoded as such - but for the discussion of power consumption, the Execute core architecture is more significant than Decode. Ultimately, it probably depends on what size chip we're talking (Xeon vs Quark)

>>58769258
Well I guess the Famicom is x86 too, since I run FCEUX on my desktop.

>>58766052
https://youtu.be/NTmk0Pqk6hs

>>58766052
fuck you mit nigger

>>58769313
Shit if we're going to include emulation literally everything is X86 then.

>>58766052
Molex needs to die a painful death.

And what should be used instead? The only recent device using PowerPC is Wii U, ARM is still not there yet and shit like MIPS better not be mentioned anymore.

>>58766737
That's the only thing I've ever used it for.

That and a really old external hard drive for the same video class.

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>>58766052
Serious response.

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>>58766141
Why were you on there? Are you a nazi or something?

you have 45 minutes to explain in detail why x86 is an inherently bad instruction set other than 'it just is' and 'muh phone has lotsa battery life', taking into account the actual uses cases where x86 overwhelmingly dominates any and all RISC architectures and compatibility with existing software.

>>58769551
Holy fuck how many times do I have to explain this to you doubleniggers?
X86 is risc. It has been risc since Pentium pro.
Front end pretends to be X86 cisc, but past the decode it is all risc. It's not quite as efficient as a pure risc processor but it gets close enough.

>>58766226
old external hdds, cameras, camcorders, ect ect.

basically if it needed throughput and could go faster than usb it would have firewire.

anymore... not much use.

>>58766737
>hell of a lot faster
>80MB/s vs 48MB/s
the only redeeming quality was DMA

>it died because of small ($0.25) royalties

>>58767565
>blindly defend x86
He's got a shitload more points for it than you and about a decade of direct experience working with the architecture (at that point) behind his opinion. What do you have? A bunch of bullshit arguments rooted in trivial idealistic/aesthetic perspectives? Some talking points and ancient benchmarks from '90s workstation vendors that went under the second mainstream PCs became powerful enough to compete with their products?

>>58769551
>>58769903
RISC and CISC are dead, stop living in the past.

>>58766226
>>I've never owned nor seen nor heard of any equipment that utilises this port
joke right?
>>58766052
>>Horrible jokes that have been going on for way too long

>>58769510
Reminder that the removal of leftpad, a npm package that's single purpose was to pad zeroes onto a number (7 =>0000007) crippled the entire node ecosystem.

It turned out that leftpad was up the chain somewhere in the dependencies of so many packages.

>>58766141
>>58766113
1) Stay triggered, faggots
2) Stay on topic
Stop trying to derail the threads, cucks

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>>58766052
>>58766066

>>58766928
mysql<mariadb<postgres

>>58767287
>Segmentation
>Just turn it off
Yeah I wish I could.

>>58767565
>x86 has no proper page protection.
Explain please

>>58775865
It's less of a joke than C++.

>>58766133
underrated post

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>>58766067
>He wanted Itanium shit instead of x86-64

>>58774822
i hate npm so much.

>>58769258
x86 is a CISC architecture, but because it is so shit (especially to decode) every semi-modern x86 CPU translates the cisc opcodes into RISC . then these RISC opcodes get executed

>>58766067
what's wrong?

>>58777169

write functioning javascript engine/JVM/LLVM alternative implementation in rust.

Then we can talk

>>58772908

Just because most famous CISC architecture implement some instructions by using other instructions inside processor firmware doesn't make it RISC.

>>58777307
yeah wait..let me cargo my firefox real quick....

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>>58766067

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>>58767930
Compare it with this map

>>58777370
It's almost like there's a connection.

>>58766113
Daily reminder that no one is entitled to the presidency and perhaps after being in politics for ~40 years Hillary should know how to beat a reality TV star who picked it up as a hobby last year

>>58766248
It's called GIMP because your productivity takes a serious hot when you switch from professional closed source software by Adobe

ACPI
UEFI

>>58777339
So it's a chip with a CISC instruction set and a RISC architecture hidden behind a translation layer

>>58769258
the assembly language is CISC, which gets converted to an internal risc-ish representation by current intel x86 CPUs

>>58766932
assembly is still faster than anything else, even on x86 which has very good compilers

>>58777466

it's not about 'assembly' making programs faster.

C/C++ or any other programming languages' fail to teach compilers enough detail not to fuck up cache line/instruction schedule/register allocation/anything else interesting, whereas skilled programmer should be able to write better code as it's his idea after all.

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>>58777356
>tfw rust niggers fail to understand how rust compiler is written

>>58777370
Every single power supply today can run on any voltage, only the different power plugs really matter nowadays.

>>58766052
quit using it then
also stop making bait threads outside of /b/, nigger dipshit cancer

>>58777567
Isn't it self hosted now?

>>58772908
His points are propaganda. He was a shill for a x86 CPU designer, namely Transmeta. Stay mad.

>>58777567
>how rust compiler is written
With rust?

>>58766194
Fight me

>>58778487
>implying LLVM is written in rust

>>58776030
Anon can't explain because he's wrong. Or, maybe he's just an autist who will say something like "8086 is technically x86", knowing full well that's not what anyone is talking about.

>>58778431
It is, and has been for a while. Of course, there's still >>58778743

>>58778482
Could you please refute his points so we know better then?

>>58777370
> voltage in africa
topest bait