What does an Oracle Technician do /g/?

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>>58753182
Really? I ask because the job description for this position is extremely vague.

>>58753143
Suck small pajeet cock

>>58753497
>vague
Call center I guarantee it

>>58753512
That's redundant

>>58753143
Support "their" shit? I guess.

>>58753143
getting fired to make room for more lawyers

>>58753872
???

>live near big Oracle HQ
>pajeets everywhere

>>58754117
Have you never heard about Oracle's legal department? They won't stop until they are 100% law firm.

>>58753143
Sit in court, shill on forums, spread lies and getting a lobotomy every week after one realizes how shit Oracle actually is. Or you simply develop a Stockholm syndrome

>>58753143
Installs adobe reader and java updates

>>58755177
>>58754285
>>58753872
>>58754173

what does oracle actually still do?

SUN is dead (maybe viertualization is still okay I guess)
JAVA is dead
DB is meh, it's good but it doesn't really compete for me.

>>58755234
If you think Java is dead you've obviously not been near any android project/medium or bigger business/almost every serious bit of software serving large amounts of people

Oracle are fucking useless. I spent the last year on a project implementing an oracle cloud ERP, their people have no fucking clue what they're doing. We were having to tell their CloudOps teams how to configure their own fucking cloud environments.

>>58753143
Extracts money from his victi....customers

>>58755234
Also Oracle DB may be shit but it has superior AWR reporting. Honestly AWR reports are the single fucking sexiest thing ever created by a large organisation.

>>58755441
Why do people and businesses support companies with such poor business practices? A free market would have buried a shit company like this in the sands of time.

Seems like the innovators are dying and assholes are emerging. Nokia and Motorola collapsed, Samsung and Apple are on the rise with their cancerous smartphones.

>>58755674
They pander to stupid business people who equate buzzwords with quality. I should know, it's how I make sales.