/g/ Humor/gore/wtf thread

>>58739800
I had the Zalman in my p4 rig.

>>58740039
To be fair, is a fridge magnet strong enough to fuck a floppy?

>>58740163
yes

>>58740163
It's not just about field strength, exposure time is a factor too. As the floppy was left with a message, you can assume it has been there for some time, so it's 100% fucked up.

>>58739750
...I don't get it.

>>58740061
That's brilliant in a sense although I doubt he will get enough heat in there.

>>58740219
Unless he's heading into world record level overclocking

....or he's cooling Bulldozer and Fermi in the same rig

>>58740216

Same. Probably some Reddit humor.

>>58740145
How are the comments 7 hours older than the article?

>>58740216
From New England and 100.7 is the frequency for classic rock station WZLX... but that's quite a specific reference.

>>58740299

You know how people throw the word "autistic" all the time for any reason? You're the real deal.

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It's like a guessing game to see how many things are going wrong

>>58740216
Neither do I? Is it because it's huge? It IS a 100 ohm resistor(color code)

>>58740299
are you fucking kidding me?

>>58740234
>>58740234
Le face qr code

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>>58740299
I don't have anything to add, but I just wanted to let you know that this post was really stupid, dude.

>>58740657
oh dear god, did they put the thermal paste on the wrong side? is that what that is?

>>58740686
yes, and crushed some pins

>>58740406
why is there a lightbulb in the psu?

>>58740734
RGB PSU

>>58740085
Eyy thats me

>>58740163
no its not

>>58739750
Whats the actual number on this for someone who cant find their glasses?

>>58740712
that is so glorious and I don't even like the guy but goddamn

>>58741108
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

THIS IS A HUMOR THREAD NOT A RAGE THREAD

>>58740275
maybe the article has been updated/edited

>>58740712
>>58741008
i dont get it

>>58740406
>back io with a 24 pin atx socket

that would be possible isn't it ?

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>>58741108
delet this!!!!

>>58739824
Why a Raspberry and not a µC? Would be cheaper. What am I missing here?

>>58741017
Man I would kill myself if something like that happened to me, how the fuck do you live with something like that?

>>58741432
maybe they needed the performance, especially if it has a cam or something.

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>>58740255

>>58741571
made me lol

>>58741641
if only

>>58741641
>g's technical knowledge in a nutshell

>>58741641
https://youtu.be/EEhEQEG43RU

Classic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8_Kfjo3VjU

>>58740236
That's the stock 9590 cooler

>>58741567
sign me the fuck up

>>58740299
hell yeah dude that station is the best i love their 7:15 senseless survey

>>58740912
100.7

>>58741457
He has a 300k net worth as of 2012. I'd say he's doing alright compared to some.

>>58742038
wtf the dude's 82 yours old and only has a net worth of $300,000 that's abysmal

>>58740299
what the fuck man

>>58742467
Is it though? Really though? How much are you REALLY going to have at that age?

>>58742467
That's better than most 82 year olds.

>>58741696
I love it how they charge $250 for spraying the room with Ozium.

>>58739967
>evga
well what did you expect

>>58740163
This one, yes. It's powerful enough to hold the floppy

>>58741567
What's the 240GB version look like?

>>58740255

Tfw no qt (or gtk) gf to give me a toejob with these.

>>58743180
what happens if you close the screen?

>>58740145
Fucking Ken m Is a master troll

>>58741614
Is there any one that looks like that? I would buy

>>58740039
i don't get it, why would someone 3d print a save icon

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>>58743199
it would be very painful

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>>58743291
god fucking dammit, i wasn't trying to bane post

>>58743313
so then what's the next step in your plan?

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>>58743289
Holy shit

>>58741641
>When the receiver downloads the attachment, the electrical current and molecular structure of the central processing unity is altered, causing it to blast apart like a large hand grenade
WHAT IN THE REAL FUCK

>>58741108
I don't get it

>>58743353
This is what normies think we're capable of.

>>58741508
mfw the first guided missiles had 4x4 pixel display cameras

>>58740178
S A V E D

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>>58741108
DELET

>>58743452
How

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/g/ in one picture

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remember somebody selling these shitty laptops for like 10 grand each

>>58742559
FUGGGGG

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>>58743554
wrong

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>>58743625
you sure about that

>>58741614
>3.5 connector
Go to bed Gramps.

>>58743572
>there are no dogs on the internet

>>58741641
>>58743353
>>58743420

> t. Russian Hacking 101
> doesnt anybody pay attention to CNN?
> we still dont know why the russian ambassador didnt hack the gun that killed him

>>58741383
>atx to serial port
>enough pins on both ends
See no problem with this

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>>58741614

REEEEEEE

(desu I have no use for a car stereo anymore but I actually do listen to the radio)

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>>58743554
>>58743633

>>58741620
That totally looks like the elevator at the Air and Space museum near Dulles.

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>>58741536
something similar here, I use this setup, also used it to transfer the photo

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Enjoying your used thinkpad?

>>58743821
>don't that much sperm
>sperm isn't even that white

>>58743825
what's so funny about this?
I used to play himouto umaru chan on their giant apple TV display every time I walked in.

>>58743851

I think the brand is what the gore is referring to. Tis a hardware joke.

> that anybody would spend this much money on this

>>58742559
What the fuck

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>>58743851

>>58741641
this is actually not that crazy if you get control of the embeded controller of a laptop you can fry the electronics but it wont explode.

>>58743818
MOAR!

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>>58743883
the definition of vaporware

>>58743572
What the fuck was the deal with these? I remember they were being decommissioned but what made them so valuable?

>>58743379
https://i.warosu.org/data/g/img/0507/09/1444342172690.jpg

>>58741017
>I'll make the logo!

>>58743826
wait, the millennium bug doesn't work if your computer is off?
ooh the humanity

>>58742559
HOW THE FUCK

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>>58743998
im going to venture a guess that their CPU doesnt have the built in NSA backdoor, maybe other stuff about the motherboard too.

so if you were deep into hacking stuff, or someone like snowden with important data on your system, and someone decided to use that exploit - it would not work

just guessing, but while these comps werent all that high performance they were real hush-hush and highly sought after on darknet

>>58744027
this was hilarious at the time but afterwards I sorta got the impression thinking back to those initial dates that files sometimes reflect ('80, '69)... somehow I dont think they expected the world to survive past 1999 and we'd all nuke each other

so no need to think ahead, just slipped their minds actually

or maybe they just thought that computer systems would continue being as simple as they was in the late 70s and 80s and changing the date systems would be no issue at all by the time the 2000's arrived

>>58744049
some fucker knows
heck he probably doesnt have to worry about being id'd with his plates anymore

>>58742559
>>58744049
see this is what the fuck happens when you dont have a dedicated system, when you use off the shelf hardware and programming languages you get shit like this

> as well as the litany of all these other displays we see of dedicated machines where you've got a BSOD or boot error

> slot machines running linux for fucks sake when they should be running their own OS just like nintendo and playstation did

when everybody runs the same shit everybody hacks the same shit

>>58743844
You may need to see a doctor anon

>>58743791
So this is why patches are called patches.

Huh.

>>58739750
a tem million volt resistor?! genius!

>>58743791
>>58744224

There is some other good ones in the sauce

http://sites.harvard.edu/~chsi/markone/language.html

>>58742559
Is this MySQL?

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>>58741457
Some people find a way to deal.

>>58744000
FUCK

I remember that

Now I'm mad at nothing GODDAMMIT

>>58743180
mac minis are one thing, but this is just retarded

>>58741641
I miss the Weekly World News so much.

Better than those Onion faggots any day.

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>>58741108

>>58744430
Some people claim that its for testing software updates.

>>58740216
It's a power resistor.

>>58739800
jej

>>58741017
evrytiem

>>58741567

I ordered four!

>>58744166
or you could just check your inputs for validity and not pass anything which isn't a valid licence plate

but i doubt this is real, because if it did fall for that simple trick, there is no doubt that their database would be filled with shit like "AMBULANCE" or "BOB'S HYDRALIK" whenever some black writing was written on a white background

>>58745536
>>58744166
>>58744049
>>58742559

inb4
>government
>smart

but if you use... any... quite literally any? framework, this will be escaped

>>58743388
t. triggered fucking baby

>>58743851
>I used to play himouto umaru chan on their giant apple TV display every time I walked in.

Wow you anime faggots are such badasses

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>>58742559

>>58741567
Dostedt?

>>58746297
>.DS_Store
>.ape
Lost.

>.pdf
I admit I'm having a bit of trouble getting this one.

>.gif
God damn it.

>>58746344
>pdf
pedophile

>>58746350
Oh, kek

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NYC

>>58743199
It goes to sleep. Guess someone with more power then brains wouldnt let them install insomniax or run the single terminal command to disable lid sleep.

This >>58740414

>>58740216
It's just a huge resistor that works.
The guy also has huge transistors and mosfets but I don't have the images anymore.

>>58744074
>this was hilarious at the time but afterwards I sorta got the impression thinking back to those initial dates that files sometimes reflect ('80, '69)... somehow I dont think they expected the world to survive past 1999 and we'd all nuke each other
>
>so no need to think ahead, just slipped their minds actually
>
>or maybe they just thought that computer systems would continue being as simple as they was in the late 70s and 80s and changing the date systems would be no issue at all by the time the 2000's arrived

are you retarded? It was an architecture limitation of the maximum adress space at that time. The rotational velocidensity would result in cataclysmic implosions of data when time resets

>>58746150
Looks like I'm not the one triggered :^)

>>58740085
>you came to the wrong neighborhood, motherfucker

>>58741457
>what is bitcoin

>>58741457
On a related note, some dude used 50,000 bitcoins to buy a pizza when it was worth nothing. Now that same amount is worth nearly 50 million bucks.

>>58741727
JESUS FUCK

>>58740234
That's fucking brilliant.

>>58743825
AAAKARIIIIIN!

>>58743289
I KEK'D SO HARD ! SO HARD MY CHEST HURTS ! I'M DIABETIC !

>>58741108
DELET
E
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E
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>>58740234
>it works

>>58741614
I ponder of something great

>>58743763
Shot in the dark here but
>the

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>>58743671
it was of his plan
he later hacked the bullets away

I've seen an ATM machine reboot Windows XP once.

>>58749252
Nice RAS Syndrome

>>58749273
I can repeat that sentence in four languages. Can you, t. monolingual grammar nahtzee?! I don't give a shit what ATM stands for, it's a cash dispenser, period.

>>58749273
>he doesn't put his PIN number in an ATM machine

>>58749302
unplug your HDD drive

>>58749302
Would you repeat it wrongly in the other three languages?

>>58749316
pull the power cable out of your PSU unit

>>58743633
what website is that?

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>>58749302
>implying three pajeet dialects count as three human languages

>>58740811
> nice feet

>>58743137
it is really not that much fun

>>58743252
the most ancient joke in the book

>>58741185
classy

>>58741614
That's dumb. Having EQ and control is still very useful.
BUT I do fucking hate that every car has this "molded" radio now. It's impossible to just replace the head unit without making the interior look absolute ass.

For example in my Ford, Bluetooth is much clearer and louder than AUX. I would replace the head unit, but I can't

>>58749778
Some cars have a faceplate to make it look nice with standard head units. Well at least they used to. Wouldn't surprise me too much if they stopped that.

>>58749812
I know what you mean, but I think that trend stopped years ago. Even my previous gen car had this "moldy" head unit.

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>>58741108

>>58749479
Indian languages are Indo-European you fucking tart

>>58743791
That's fascinating.

>>58741727
>I can't go back, there is no way to go back, you can't arrange by penis
Holy shit kek

>>58749778
thats what I like about my older Ford, it just uses the standard double din radio. It seems to be that way on most trucks and suv's ive seen anyways.

>>58739824
This would be a good school project, just need a ras pi and basic rocketry

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>>58741185
>MAGA hat
>RMS pillow

>>58740274
>Reddit humor.
Anyone who has ever worked with electronics knows that object is a resistor.
Millennial tier python babbys have no idea how electronics function. They think it's just magic chips that void our warranty if you look at them.

How many of you in here have never touched a breadboard before? How many of you in here have never even heard of a bread board? No wonder the industry is going to shit it's just full of buzzwords and ego's instead of hobbyists and enthusiasts like it used to be.

>>58743844
HAHAHA are you a cucked nu-male? Mines even thicker/whiter than that.

>>58752903
Agreed. I spent my whole career in software, where they never gave me an opportunity to touch hardware. (I was "too valuable" to do anything other than focus on software.) So now that I'm retired, I decided to start checking out electronics, by playing around with Raspberry Pi GPIO pins and breadboarding and so forth. Good stuff.

>>58749608
Seconded.
Footjobs are really overrated.
I still kinda have a fetish for this kind of socks and I have no idea why.

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>>58753706
It's because of "absolute territory".
Your imagination and anticipation wind you up and drive you crazy wanting more.

>>58744166
>own OS
-takes a ton of effort to develop
>linux
-very stable, fast, proven
-cheap to adapt to your system, if necessary at all

For consoles, linux makes reverse engineering a lot easier. Licensing issues might force them to publish parts of the OS like drivers, which would aid reverse engineering even more.
faster reverse engineering = emulators popping up soon, which is certainly NOT something they want, so they choose a custom OS.

>>58744430
Allegedly it's for automated testing/QA.
You basically record some process in your software and then run that and compare results with a previous run. Like, for example, you refactor some code and then run all your tests to see if the refactoring changed something(it shouldn't).
This article talks a bit such systems:
https://dolphin-emu.org/blog/2015/01/25/making-developers-more-productive-dolphin-development-infrastructure/

>>58746404
I've heard that it's necessary for cooling

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>>58743978

>>58739800
I miss my Skulltrail.

>>58745536
no it would read ECNALUBMA

>>58741701
Oh fuck. 我学习普通话。

>>58754483
sure thing anon, I miss my Ferrari too, oh and my yacht

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>>58742559
I particularly like what kind of company it is.

>>58740163
>>58740175
>>58740201
No it wont' do shit.

>exposure time
It's not about exposure time but about the momentary straight and movement of the field.

>>58739822
Lol. Isn't he holding the bit that gets hot?

>>58754590
Don't worry. So am I. Talking to chinks in chinese will get you some good deals, and aliexpress customer service goes much smother. It's the bulk orders you want to avoid.

>>58754713
Yup he is. He would get some nasty burns.

>>58743289
How are the new Intel chips that don't have pins, can you still do that and it will work? Last build I used a AMD CPU, this still works fine.

>>58743225
No Daniel is just a retard

>>58754821
>new intel chips that don't have pins
Do you mean EVERY intel chip produced in the last decade?
the pins are on the motherboard...

>>58743633
>little girl
I can imagine fat thinkpad autists would fapping to it, disgusting

>>58746297
That's so normie tier the cringe hurts

>>58746388
Looks like a power outage, and the file wasn't save to the ROM.

I have the same sign. If you don't have the IR remote, I think you have to send the message back over RS-232. fuuuck

>>58754459
>>58754449
>>58754438
>>58754423
whats this meme called, I want to see more of it

>>58740216
We can't have funny threads because /v/ niggers like you make up half of this board.

>>58754860
They are more like tiny spring pads in the sockets. Somehow I think paste would cause problems with it, making the pads on the chip side nonconductive.

>Do you mean EVERY intel chip produced in the last decade?
The last Intel socket that used pins came out less than a decade ago.

>>58743979
thats KNIDA neat

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>>58750643
>indian
>european

>>58755059
>what is select tool
>what is copy
>what is paste

>>58755085
>yawn
fake shit is fake

>>58740145
I need more ken m

>>58754586
touché anon

>>58741567
this puts me into a solid state

>>58749180
My lungs will fill and then deflate

>>58756584
Should be a ThinkPad.

>>58741372
read the caption, then what she says, then see if you can find the punch line

>>58757506
I'm lost.

>>58741696
I don't get it.

>>58743891
That guy's expression is perfect.