Daily reminder!!!

>>58736690
If I wanted to live I probably wouldn't be sitting in front of a computer for six hours a day.

source: fakenews

>>58736690
The risk of death is already 100%

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>>58736690

What if I sit for 18 hours a day?

>>58736723
so true

>>58736732
You wanna die son?

So how many hours do i need to sit in order to increase it to 100%

>implying we can't die any day at any moment

take the red pill, OP. join the rest of us

>>58736690
So I'm 140% sure to die?

>>58736690
and here's your daily reminder, OP, to
FUCK RIGHT OFF!

>>58736744
this, plus if i do it in bed?

>>58736734
kek this

Good, though I would be more comfortable if it was like 80%

But your chance of death is already 100%.

I want to die

Doesn't pretty much everything increase your chances of dying, though?

>>58736690
Also, standing up for 8 hours increases your chance of death by 30%, and laying down for 10 increasea it by another 30%, fancy that.

>>58736690
Good, I want to die!

>>58736690
How do I make it 100%?

>>58736690
Yes, and...?

>>58736690
Um, isn't the chance of death 100%?

This is bullshit

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Threadly reminder that the risk of death is always 100% in the end and nothing really matters.

I smoke cigarettes.

>>58736690
ok provide me with a credible source

>>58736966
are you autistic? your RISK of death isn't 100% at any given time

>>58736823
>>58736823
>>58736823

Retards, 100% chance of dieing at any given time means you die i immediately.

so what are the average odds of dying in the first place?

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>>58737559
Actually its 100% all the time because you will eventually die.

It does not if you buy a laptop with a battery that doesn't explode, i.e. not Apple.

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>>58736690
>tfw my chair is so uncomfortable that I can't even sit in it for half an hour

I've migrated my monitor to the floor and sit criss cross with one of those breakfast in bed food trays for keyboard and mouse table

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>>58736690
>only 6 hours
Fucking normalfags.

ILL SEE YOU ALL IN FIFTEEN HOURS!

>>58737865
no your chance of dying is, your risk of dying isn't that's like saying if I have 100% risk of dying crossing the road I can make it to the other side alive

>>58736723
Fpbp

>>58737981
If your risk of death increases 40% its still 100%.

Doesn't matter, you are mortal.

>>58737026
Even the passing time increases your chances of dying.

What if I work out for 10 hours a week?
>squat 405
>bench 250
>dead 505

>>58738183
>muh estats

>>58738183
I can do 100 squats without weight :D

>>58736690
how can I increase that?

>>58736690
good. i want to die.

wtf I hate sitting in front of the computer 6 hours a day now.

>>58736734
This

Good

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>>58736823

>>58736690
Source: My ass.

>>58736690

>40%

Your risk of death is statistically 1 - 9.25925925925926 * 10^(-12) assuming the story with Jesus was true; otherwise it's 100%.

>>58736690
Standing office > Your shit

>>58736734
Yeah but if you sit at a computer for 6 hours a day, it becomes 140% So you're 40% more guaranteed to die.

>>58736690
Oh, thank fuck.

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Hehe I must be lucky den :Dd

>Born too late to buy an android gf
>Born just in for VR masturbation and dying from this cruel reality
Thank you, Jesus

>>58737889
my nigga

>>58736690
40% increase compared to...what? What's my baseline risk to die at any given moment?

ITT: Society of Actuaries

>>58739242
It's still 100%. Jesus died. Sure he respawned three days later but he still died like everyone else.

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>>58739291
>So you're 40% more guaranteed to die.

>>58736734
really made me think desu

Good thing I spend ~12hours a day in front of a computer then, dodged a bullet right there.

>>58741300
120% Chance of death

>>58739291
Doesn't this mean you have a 40% chance to double die? Like a crit?

>>58741311
Don't think so mate, I'm at a comfortable 100%

>>58736723
>If I wanted to live I probably wouldn't be sitting in front of a computer for six hours a day.
Oh mylanta...

>>58736690
Good. I don't want to live for too long.

t. wizard

>>58736690
A standing desk increases the amount of dicks in your ass by 100%

>>58737926
this