Neighbor stealing my cable - UPDATE

>>58733440
Keep us updated.

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So I took the cable, and a excess piece of coax that I had lying around to test it. I plugged the coax into one contact and a piece of wire that a found into the other, then I just tangled the outer contact of coax with the piece of wire

>>58733462

good luck anon

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>>58733440
>>58733462
Dis gonna be good. Please video record if possible.

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I plugged the thing into the wall and tested it with a circuit tester
>oh boii
>it works
>240 V of pure happiness
By this time it was already 5:50 and the sun was up

Бoг в пoмoщь.

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>>58733440
>>58733462
>>58733486
>tfi he does it

>>58733440
Please record this

Inb4 opie gets done for murder

>>58733486
Five seconds for blown circuits. Ten for melted plastic. Fifteen for fuck this guy and his possessions.

>>58733440
Not much will fry out unless you use a high power on a high frequency. And even then not much will happen.
OK, a fuse will blow, but not much else.

These things are all connected through transformers and very well grounded. I'd be surprised if you blow up much more than a cable splitter.

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Godspeed anon. Have a blunt weapon or gun ready just in case he goes full cheeki breeki after you fry his shit.

good OP

>2017
>living in a building that still has coax
kill yourself :^)

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So I said, fuck it, I'm doing it, I don't have much more time, the neighbors are going to head to work soon.
First I stripped the coax running from my wall and connected the wires to it. Then I went outside and quickly disconnected my cable and his splitter and connected them together, I did it as fast as I could, took me about a minute, went back inside, plugged the "Frankenstein device" into the wall and let that nigga roast
I even fucking accidentally touched the wire with my thumb and got shocked so I had to put the thing back again
>ain't nothing putting this smile off my face, not even electricity

I let the fucker roast for good 20 seconds and pulled the plug, went outside and quickly connected things back again

Now I don't know if I fried everything in his house
>Best case scenario = dude has a nail in his fuse and I fried everything
>Worst case scenario = I just fried some component in his house with a fuse (another splitter, TV, amplifier ...)
It doesn't really matter now, because I destroyed something and this time it's not on the outiside but on the inside of his house, it will take that nigger days to figure out what went wrong, and after he gets it he will believe he was the one who wired things the wrong way and fucked his TV up

>smoked a cigarette and went to bed
>best goddamn cigarette in my life

>>58733564
feels good man

>>58733440
Volim te anone.

>>58733564
this is amazing, i am saving this thread.
godspeed.

t. america

>>58733564
worster/bester case scenario, you start an electrical fire and burn the place to the ground.

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>>58733564
>20 seconds
DO YOU SMELL SMOKE?

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>>58733564
good job. hopefully 20 seconds was long enough.

http://www.theverge.com/2016/5/18/11705038/cablevision-coax-destroyed-tv-nearly-killed-me

>>58733564
god bless anon, if he does it again burn the whole fucking building with no survivors

>>58733583
volim i ja tebe

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>>58733440

>>58733564
Jesus Christ anon, god bless that nigger's tv I guess.

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i love this thread

>>58733546
I guess you're right, but the important thing is that this time the damage is inside his house, even if it's just a fuse. And I just realized I cand do this over and over again, it took me total of 20minutets to create the "device" fry his shit and connect everything back, next time it could take me ten minutes. I could destroy his fuses and cut his splitters weekly, he will quit at one point

I neeed back storyyy

>>58733583
<3

>>58733669
>>58727669

>>58733546
You forgot he's in Serbia. Not sure if it matters too much but it's also 240V

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>>58733564
you absolute fucking madman

>>58733673
Of course, had to be Serbians. No wonder he said the police were ineffective.

OP, pa vi živite na pravom divljem zapadu.

Today OP was not a faggot.

>>58733595
ayy

>>58733564
Start filming his arrival at home so we can hear the screams

This pleases me

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>>58733593

Could someone explain to me what happened why is OP doing this?

Score one for the good guys

>>58733564
Thanks for delivering, serbiabro.

>>58733939

read the fucking thread

>>58733672

>>58733939
Short version:
Some nigger stole OP's internet with a splitter.
Cable company fixes it, niggerfaggot keeps planting splitters and fucking with OP's internet.

Longer version: >>58727669

>>58733713
Pa to. Divlji zapad. :D

Samo se nadaj da ti on ne dovede svoje komšije Dragana i Zlatana iz teretane koji su već ludi od steroida.

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>>58733564

Based Serbia is removin as usual. God bless.

>libertarian society

>>58733960
Ma ne moze znati da sam ja, koax od SBB-a se deli na 4 placena korisnika + komsiju pedera, ako uopste skapira da je neko pustio 240V kroz kabl ne moze znati tacno ko je

>>58733486
>dez clear fingerprints

>>58733982
jel nisi ostavio otiske?

>>58733992
Druže, nije ti ovo Američki film pa da hvataju ljude preko otisaka. Ovo je Srbistan-Srbija gde ni za teško ubistvo ne bi uzeli otiske a kamoli za podjebavanje komšija

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>>58733979

>>58734005
Bitno je da uradis sve sto je do tebe, da smanjis svaki moguci rizik. Ako si mu sjebao svu elektroniku u kuci logicno je da ce biti iznerviran, A kad je u takvom stanju logicno je da ce da posumnja prvo u lika od kog krade internet

two lowlives doing lowlife shit in a shit country

>>58734006
I think we need a cable guy version now

>>58734005
>>58733960
>>58733713
Aдoпт caйpилик плиз, пaйн тy pид.

First thing I read on /g/ today. Not disappointed.
Greetings from neighbor Romania. Would do the same to the fucking gipsy.
Kosovo je Srbija and stuff.

>>58734044
aиииииии лмao

>>58734055
Maч бeттep, нay cтик тy ит :ДДД

When can we expect update OP?

Nisam čak ni ljut

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>>58733564
10/10

>>58734213
Don't know if anything intersting will happen to update, if the neighbor flips out and does something worthwhile I'll update. But I'll just keep frying his fuses everytime he fixes them

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>>58733564
Say what you want about Serbs but they sure know how to deal with pirates. Fry 'em.

>>58734278
assuming that you had it connected long enough to even fry anything

Bumping for great justice!

>>58734278
Do you even know how your neighbor looks like?

>>58733563
How else do you get cable?

>>58734310
Nope

>>58734310
We're on 4chan, of course not.

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>>58733564
Damn it Op, i like you! I hope hope your electrical justice rains all over the fucker's TVs!

>>58733564
OP DELIVERED

Thank you, OP. Thank you for not being a faggot.

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>>58734006

i love you op.

god speed!

>>58733440
If that's the shitty hack-job he did with the wires, he probably wasn't smart enough to strain-relieve the cable. Yank that shit as hard as you can until you hear something crash in his apartment too.

>>58734437
>steeling

>>58734485
I am not an english, please forgive me

>>58734437
>>58734437
saved

I wouldn't mind neighbor stealing the cable, after all he isn't stealing the internet he is stealing TV signal (since internet signal is coded and the modem in my apartment decodes it, but the TV signal isn't). But the fucker has three cables attached to mine and he is really weakening the internet signal up to point where I have daily internet blackouts.
+ The dude won't stop, I took 4 splitters and the dude won't stop. Why doesn't he just pay the cheapest TV package, it's like 5$ a month. Cheap nigger would rather waste money on splitters and keep stealing the internet

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>>58734497
I don't think he'll be stealing anything anymore anytime soon anon.

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Best fucking thread I've seen in a while. Godspeed you beautiful Serb

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>>58733564
I believe the normal voltage is 3 volts or something like that for COAX.

Not 120 or 220... hahahahahaha

>>58733440

Enjoy your apartment fire OP

>>58734577
No fire so far

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I need to know the outcome of this
>>58733440
I crave it

>>58733593
Think I found the sparky related to this
http://www.electriciantalk.com/f2/voltage-house-coax-cable-29936/#post560502
>>58734543
Looking through that thread I think it's 60V. But what do I know. But OP's voltage is 240 so It should have done some damage.

>>58733647
Have you thought of the possibility that he finds out and you and does the same to you ?

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>>58733440
>>58733564
A real human bean. Thanks for making /g/ great again.

>>58734659
Not OP, can you defend from something like that?

>>58734681
Lightning arrestor for outdoor antennas. Also exists for lan cables btw.

include me in screencap

>>58734692
>Also exists for lan cables btw.

That makes me realize, why doesn't anyone do this for lan cables?
Plug into etherkiller, fry the entire network, unplug and walk away.

>>58733440
carefull, if his shit cach fire and burn his house the fire can get to your house/apartment. and the police can link you to the fire afterwards.

>>58734692
Then he fries your arrestor, what are you going to do then, buy a new one each time?

I guess the only thing he can do is leave the coax the neighbor has access as a dummy and use another one entry line.

>cable tv
>2017 aka 0AT (after trump)

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>>58734742
I just found out about this shit too.

You probaby only blew a fuse or at worst fryed a cable modem.

>>58734742
>That makes me realize, why doesn't anyone do this for lan cables?
>Plug into etherkiller, fry the entire network, unplug and walk away.
Because it's a felony and you risk getting sued for damages on top of it

>>58734831
just walk away senpai

>>58733581
>>58733586
>>58733594
>>58733614
>>58733676
>>58733909
>>58733945
>>58733976
>>58734251
>>58734365
>>58734407
>>58734543
>>58734680
> implying the other end of the cord is plugged into the wall

You dense fucks will fall for anything, won't you.

>>58734839
I was here yesterday when he posted part 1
This nigga is for real, and if it's fabricated, I will gladly believe it

>>58734839
Just because you'd be too much of a pussy to do it doesn't mean others are.

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>>58733440
>>58733462
>>58733486
>>58733564
OP is a brave man. good job and good luck man. hope the faggot learn his lesson

if someone screencap, put me in it

Does your neighbor live in the same building as you? It eould be pretty stupid if accidentally fuck up the whole building by putting it on fire. Then again you are a slav and making stupid decisions is natural. Ennoy posting from a cafe's free wifi crying about being homeless with the only choice of living in the sewers with gypos.

>>58734870
Fuck off concernfag nothing happened

thanks for the chuckle, OP.
godspeed you serbian master of current.

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Top kek. Put me in the screencap, guise.

I'll see you innawoods, after they put out the warrant for arson, anon.

>>58734870
Nothing happened so far, I probably just blew the fuse

>>58733440

How could a neighbor gain access to place the splitter? Can OP see how thy did it?

>>58734870
>Who started fire?
>I dindu nuffin but I called my company to check connection
>Investigation
>Neighbor fiddling with connectors
>Fined for this shit.
A man can dream.

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>>58734843
So was I. That does not change the fact we can't see the end of the cord.

>>58734854
Pic very much related, an etherkiller I made for work because some jackwad who wanted to keep his P4 XP box because "muh office 2003 clipart" flat out refused to allow us to replace his PC, despite the dozens of calls a months he'd log for it. Problem solved.

>>58734922
If you actual did plug it in, you either blew the matching transformer, or the inline GA fuse. Cuz, ya know, this shit needs to be lightning proof. 240/120v is not going to do shit.

>>58734930
check first thread in archive. its a building with few blocks, the wires are in the middle of the blocks in a 'open space'

>>58733440
Every Serb contains a bit of Nikola Tesla.

pozdrav iz austrije

>>58734922
>hey fellow neighbor, looks like my fise got blown for unknown reasons do you have a fuse?
>of course
If this happens, give him a unblowable fuse.
then repeat.

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>>58733486
>>58734839
That's why I posted this faggot, the wall plug isn't that close to the coax plug so I can't get them both, you can see that the lamp in the circuit tester is lit = voltage is higher than 100 V
Here's another one

Believe what you want, but I got what I wanted. Haven't had a internet blackout since I fried him this morning

>>58735016
good job anon

>>58733673
>serbia
kek, OP svaka cast na kreativnosti u podjebavanju susjeda

I'd like an updated diagram of what this actually looked like. Like I think I get it but not 100% sure based on what was drawn in the last thread.

>>58735016
But anon, your neon tester is not illuminated in >>58733486, which, of course, the tech illiterate retards ITT didn't even notice.

>>58735053
Literally all he did was plug a coax cable into mains

>>58733440
AWESOME now go over there knock on the door tell them "I know you've been stealing my fucking cable" and then Knock his ass out.

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>>58735053
There you go

>>58735056
kek, now what op.

>>58735153
wouldn't this burned the splitter too?

>>58735190
Yes, it would, which is why OP is a lying faggot.

>>58735056
>>58735173
In that picture, he's holding it only on the outer layer of the coaxial cable and the isolating layer, there's no contact with the inner layer of the coax so of course it's not lighting up.

That said, that means there is indeed no concrete proof that the cable was plugged in to mains in that photo.

>>58733564
And obviously it is such a good idea to document this on the internet, so in case the guy die,s it'll be pinned on you.

Great job there anon, keep helping the botnet please.

>>58735233
t. shit that didnt read last thread

>>58735211
this. whats the fucking point of holding a test light to a line that you know is dead apart from rusing a bunch of faggots who know nothing about technology beyond amd/nvidia's latest offerings?

op, as always, is a faggot.

>>58735211
>>58735056
Believe what you want, technically there is no solid proof I really did it, i could have just plugged it in and showed a picture with the circuit tester and then unplugged it and showed the picture with the cable in the wall

But this picture >>58735016
proves I made the "TV destroyer" . It's up to you to believe weather I really connected the thing

>>58735259
No, but there is proof that you are a lying faggot who was stupid enough to post a photo that contradicts everything your saying. You assumed we're all as dumb as you are (which, if this thread is anything to go by, was a solid assumption)

Occams razor would suggest you are a lying faggot. Enjoy your (you)s

>>58734659
>>58734681
>>58734692
Last thread, they did some retaliation threat assessment:

>>58733265
>>58733470

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>>58735153
Why didn't he cut it at this green spot?

>>58735016
Jesi čuo da psuje? Bar bi to bilo zabavno slušat ga kako šalje sve u tri pizde materine.

>>58735368
>I went outside and quickly disconnected my cable and his splitter and connected them together

he apparently did

all you really need to do is request a service call and mention you think the neighbor is doing it my local company will clip lines without even telling the thief at all just take a pair of sheers and snip

>>58735456
a) OP has already been clipping and clipping, himself
b) —BECAUSE his telco doesn't give a fuck

>>58735464
oh then in that case god speed OP

>>58735456
how does that prevent him from stealing iptv again, just as he has done 2 fucking times already?

>>58733593
>http://www.theverge.com/2016/5/18/11705038/cablevision-coax-destroyed-tv-nearly-killed-me

>company fucks up cable installation
>destroys TV and other shit
>engineer comes to fix it
>customer gets charged

Did I understand this correctly? They didn't even correct their fucking mistake for free?

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>>58734112
тoп кeк :ДД

>>58735153
>appartment
>chinease
>disconeccted

God fucking dammit lad.

Jooo Milunka, što me nagovori da turim struju u žice... Turim to ga majci! I šta sad da radim?

>>58735456
I called them 3 times already
1. First time they just cut the bot chinease splitter
>Dude just puts another one
2. Second time they cut the splitter and put some special connectors that can be taken off with only the special equipment, they seal the entire thing in put it back in to the wall. They also promise that inspection will be on its way during the nex week
>No inspection for weeks
>The dude open the wall hatch, cuts around the connectors and puts another bot splitter
3. Third time I unscrew his shit and cut one of the cables he attached and stuff it in the wall
>Dude just puts yet another bot splitter and attaches another cable, he simply doesn't give a fuck
>Company doesn't give a fuck
>Inspection doesn't give a fuck
4. After three fucking attempts to stop this dude, I run 240V trough his cable and possibly fry some of his equipment (splitter, Tv, amp ? I don't know, but the Internet works this time)

>>58733564
Holy shit. You are a /g/od whether it works or not.

>>58733713
тич ми ceнпaи мoлим тe

>>58735456
>>58736569
He tried the diplomatic way and it failed. I've gone through something similar before.

>>58733440
so you decide to illegally damage his property with the risk of arson and start a confrontation with him where one of you might take it personally and get shot instead of just reporting it to the cops like a civilized human being.

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>>58736716

>>58736716
read >>58727859

>>58736716
the cops can't do shit. he'd probably have to sue the guy and that'd take a decade probably

>>58736716
>risk of arson
He's in Serbia
>confrontation where someone gets shot
He's dealing with Serbians
>reporting it to the cops
Serbia
3.

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>>58736716
>lol didnt read

I want to know about >>58735190.
What happens to splitter itself when you put 240V through it? Does anything should happen at all? After all splitter is just one cable going two ways.

Also why would coax would go through transformator or have a grounding after company splitter, it probably goes straight into tv. I doubt neighbor has tv box or some shit.

>>58735153
If it is a fuse you blew inside the guy's house, wouldn't it be a fuse inside his tv or something?

>>58736838
>What happens to splitter itself when you put 240V through it?

it didnt go through a splitter

read the fucking thread

>>58736716
worst part is he violated the NAP. Prepare for Tomahawk missiles OP

>>58736859
>>58736868
Yeah, I don't think splitters have fuses, but TV's certainty do. As I can see from>>58733440
none of the splitters are grounded, so the current would just carry on until it hits a fuse or destroy something

Any serbs have the means to look through local news stories about recent housefires? Or is that sort of thing news in serbia?

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>>58733564
You, sir, have made 4chan great again.

>>58736934
OP here, nothing happened , no fires no angry neighbors , nothing. I just probably blew a fuse somewhere

Put me in the screencap

>>58736967
well, godspeed anon

>>58736967
go set his house on fire teach that negro a lesson

>>58736967
Get some steel wool, stuff it with the splitter behind the cover, wire it to AC, and wait for the ambulance sirens

>all this ebin thread and put me in the screencap

This place really is overrun by underage /v/ermin.

>>58737322
stfu kid this is a epic thread that will go down in /g/ history

>>58737322
You're for years late, anon.

>>58737352
fork you m8

>>58737342
>the first ebin thread I've seen will go down in /g/ history

Here's a (You) for you. Cherish it.

This was awesome, all of it since yesterday.

I'm gonna write a book about it.

>>58734335
In my building, it's fiber optic.

>>58736967
well now you do it again after a week
then the next week
then the next
eventually they'll learn to stop

>>58736716
>arson

Dont worry asbestos doesnt burn.

>>58733440
>>58736967
I hate to be the spoil-sport in this thread, but it probably didn't do any damage at all.

The reason is that all those splitters are capacitively coupled (a few pf) on the center pin, so virtually no current will pass. If you want to do some damage, you'll probably have to put a very sharp high voltage spike through it.

Maybe an air ionizer with the current limiting resistor removed would do it...

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>>58733564
Thank you based anon. Keks were had on this day.

Bump? Any updates OP?

>>58739037
>1485144082276.png - Age: 8 days (23/01/2017@05:01:22)

>>58739059
>tfw you find out that guy is a time traveler, seen what OP did, went back in time and reported it 5 days before to allow FBI to make an agreement with the serbian gubment to catch him redhanded the next day he dies this shit
dude do you even 4D Chess?

Read thread

>fuck these cable companies
>i'm gonna plug my shit illegally
>some white knight faggot fucks my shit up

????

>>58739059
What do you expect from a bunch of neck beards that are afraid of the law.

>I'm telling on you haha

Just a bunch of pussies behind a computer screen

>>58739162
You forgot the part where the neighbor violated the NAP by obstructing that guys internet.

>>58739196
That one slipped past
Obstruction of internet is srs

I confess i kind of tl;dr it (the essence of shitposting)

Will your average cable box not have a high pass filter in, anyway? Granted, not sure on what voltage the capacitors inside will be rated for, I imagine at 50Hz the capacitors will soak most of the voltage up.

>>58737655
Maybe remove the splitters and fry TV directly?

>>58736569

You missed the man thing to do apparently. Is everyone in your country so beta?

>>58734543
>Implying it's voltage that causes damage
AMPS nigga

>>58733564
>I even fucking accidentally touched the wire with my thumb and got shocked so I had to put the thing back again

The live wire was was on the outside and you fried nothing as you just electrified the cabling and housings. It has to be the inner one to fuck his electronics.

>>58740674
He connected both of them as instructed, two contacts in the power plug and two contacts of the coax

>>58740528
Current is linearly proportional to voltage, so it's both

>>58733956

HE DIDNT STEAL THE INTERNET YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER WHO CANT READ, HE STOLE THE TV SIGNAL! YOU CANT STEAL SOMEONES CABLE INTERNET UNLESS YOU HAVE THE FUCKING MODEM.

jesus christ you people are fuckin dumb

Very well done OP

>>58733564
put me in the screencap

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>>58733595
>>58733583
Volim vas oboje. BTW kad se przenje odvilo?

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good job op you magnificent bastard
you're a true /g/entooman and a scholar

>>58733564
I'm on the screen cap, wew!

>>58736295
kek i got that

>>58737655
>Capacitively coupled
You realize the mains is AC, right?

>>58736716
> serbia
> police
ok lol. He stated in his last post why that would be a futile attempt.

>>58739037
> FBI tip
I do not believe the FBI is going to go and arrest someone in Serbia, anon.

>>58741362
are you fucking dumb? Anectdotal evidence inbound: I have a cable box and internet box, if the cable box is fucked it fucks with the internet as well. vice versa.

>>58740186
Possibly, but OP would have to remove any splitters inside the house of the guy stealing it. Good luck with that.

>>58741940
Yes, at 50 Hz (for Europeans). These capacitors are in the picofarad range, and only pass RF frequencies in the MHz and GHz range.

>>58742889

but the other guy isnt STEALING the internet just the TV. which is fucking with the OPs internet connection when the nigger thief keeps disconnecting the cable to splice into it.. its STEALING THE TV. read more carefully

>>58742889
>I have a cable box and internet box, if the cable box is fucked it fucks with the internet as well. vice versa.
Regardless OP's Internet wasn't being stolen; his cable was. It may have affected OP's Internet, but that's irrelevant. The fact is that the nigger was not stealing OP's Internet.

>>58742889
He STOLE the TV signal
Which FUCKED with his internet

If a robber breaks into a store and takes the money out of the cash register, the store owner may be *out* a window, but the robber didn't STEAL the WINDOW itself; he just fucked it up in the process of taking something else

>>58741692
Juce oko 6 ujutru, internet i TV rade perfekno = nesto je definitivno sprzeno

>>58741362
If you put a bunch of splitter on a coax cable with data it will weaken the signal = weak TV signal + Internet black outs every 120mins

Can anyone explain what EXACTLY is screencap and why is everyone asking to be in one ? I get it that's a screen capture but why is everyone asking for it, and what do people do with them ?

>>58743009
>>58744030
read the original thread ffs, OP doesn't care about cable but everytime the fuck steals the internet dies. This is how he found out something was up

>>58744479
You are beyond retarded.

>>58744437
this one

>>58744494
OP has indeed not stated any problems with his cable television, though

>>58744437
Someone will take a screenshot of the "amazing" post in the thread, the "happening", as it's called, they'll include the reply count for effect, and they'll usually also include a sampling of the replies to it. (Usually they'll look for effective/relevant reaction faces, comments like "THE MADMAN ACTUALLY DID IT HAHA", etc.)

They'll then post the screenshot to e.g., Reddit, and the more impressive the image was, the more it will increase their e-Peen size via Up Votes.

The replies like "INCLUDE ME IN THE SCREENCAP" are analagous to people posing ironically around a significant event in hopes that their ironic posing will make the news

>>58744560
>OP has indeed not stated any problems with his cable television
Irrelevant.

>>58744567
How is it irrelevant?

Someone called >>58744479(Not Me) retarded and I can't see why, even looking at the post history :/

put me in the screencap pls
v0429

>>58744594
Because you're trying to say the nigger stole OP's Internet when that's blatantly false. OP's Internet may have been affected by the guy stealing his cable, but he still didn't steal OP's Internet.

>>58744650
>stealing isn't as bad as stealing
Go outside and breathe fresh air for a while, anon.

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>>58744386
Ma pusti ove američke balave pičke. Nek si mu ti jebo mater! Isto bi napravio bilo ko od ovih pederčića da imaju imalo muda. Svaka čast!

>>58744705
See >>58744494

>>58744735
Oh, you win this discussion by having such a strong and thoughtout argument. Good you're not nitpicking beyond OPs problem.
Also you do not appear salty in any ways.
>i can smell the GNU

>>58744771
>this retard thinks he's right
Top fucking kek. I never tried to justify any type of theft. I merely pointed out that's wrong to say that he stole OP's Internet because it never fucking happened.

>>58744801
*that it's

>>58744801
whew lad.
see >>58744705 edgelord.

>>58744824
See >>58744801
>I never tried to justify any type of theft

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>>58733564

>>58744833
you're just nitpicking over nothing. That's my point, retatd.

>>58744851
No I'm not, I'm pointing out that OP's Internet wasn't stolen. Just accept that you were wrong already, you fucking dipshit.

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>>58741265
> Not understanding AC

>>58734044
филc гyд мoн

>>58744875
You really have to win an argument, and can't admit that i'm right, eh? ;^)

>>58744973
I'd admit you were right if you were. Thing is, you're not.

>>58742789

You're right, should have reported to the CIA

>>58744988
>i'm not right about you trying to prove a point to me, that doesn't even makes OPs situation better or worse.
>that's my point
>you don't get it and keep nitpicking on the same subject

Anon. I'm trolling you and it's beyond easy to do so. Refer to my initial advice to get some fresh air.

>dem ;^)'s
>my attitude
>my phrasing
>he STILL doesn't get it

(You) made my day already, at 5:55am. Nice.

Now let's not derail OP's thread further ;^)

>>58733564
DAMN!

>>58745064
>yuropoor is shitposting
What a surprise. >>>/b/ack to your containment board.
>>>/global/rules/2

>>58735983
part of the contract for most cable providers in burgerland is: if the fault is in somewhere between the pole and the outside of the house it gets fixed for free, if a technician has to step inside regardless you pay

>>58745095
>dat backpaddeling

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>>58745095

Fucking godspeed OP. Scummy neighbours deserve everything they get.

Anyone got links to the original thread archived?

>>58734941
what happened to your foot ?

>itt op being a faggot thief because someone stole from him
Expected from a Serbian.

>>58733440
>he when for the evil genius way

I like op I really do.

>>58745440
What did OP steal? Also
>guy's lifting OP's cable
>it's fuicking with OP's Internet
>every time OP does something about it the guy just fucks it back up
The nigger deserved what OP did.

>>58733440
Good job OP! You did well. Fuck that asshole.

>>58745440
he tried the nice way many times you idiot but the theft never learn his lesson.

>>58745440
What, in this world, did he exactly "steal"?

not everyone has their parents paying for their cable like you anon

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>>58745631
>That justifies stealing.

You know what's retarded?

If he's got renters insurance, he can just make a claim. If it's a home, then it's a homeowner's insurance claim. Then someone has to answer to the damage. And that someone would be you.

>>58745678
How the fuck did he crush that chocolate, look at this shit. That's not possible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF24fZvfoHs

>>58745063
I do not believe the CIA will head to Serbia and arrest someone on behalf of the Serbian authorities when there's literally no reason for them to.

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>>58733440
WHAT'S THE LATEST, OP??? THE FUCKING WAITING ON THE UPDATE IS KILLING ME!

Did his equipment get fried or what? Is the fucker pissed off?

Does your internet now work without drops? If so, leecher's tv might've fried. I'm proud of you.

I feel the pain of dropped connections with cable modem as well. My house has a four way splitter in order to get tv signal to multiple rooms and I cant connect the modem and tv in the same cable or internet drops occasionally.

I fucking hate cable modems. Had fiber in last place I lived in.

>>58746195
You know you can get splitters with amps, right?

>thief neighbor figured who ruined his shit and killed OP

rip in peace OP

>>58746542
>mongol kills op over stolen cable
lel

>>58745702
He's in Serbia.

>>58746644
This sounds like a meme at this point.

>>58746644
serbs are lower than dogs

boustings to epic

>>58745877
>>>/cgl/ pls go

>>58741232
He plugged it in the wrong way around

Ima efikasnije resenje. Igla i secice. Nabij iglu kroz sredinu kabla da mu napravi kratak spoj i odseci visak da se ne vidi. Tako na par mesta pa nek menja kabl govedina. Ako je u zidu povuci njegov kabl sto vise pa ga skrati do ivice, pa neka ga sastavi.

>>58744437
How new are you? Go tip toe through a field of dicks, you Tiny Tim ass homo

>>58733440
I'm stealing wifi, how can they harm me?

>>58747177
http://www.ex-parrot.com/pete/upside-down-ternet.html
Now imagine if someone wanted to redirect all traffic to something less tasteful than kittens...

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>>58747177
If you're in the US and the signal's not password protected it's actually perfectly legal

>>58747196
I've always wanted to set up my own carrotnet but I'm lazy

>>58747340
>I've always wanted to set up my own carrotnet but I'm lazy
before Snowden and before everyone moved to SSL, I had an AP that intercepted every image and made it really blurry. I also fucked around with upside-down images.

now you can't do that shit.

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>>58746891
>serbs are lower than dogs
kys Mohammed. serbs are higher than any other Europeans. rest of the europeans are fucking cucks. they're ubermensch at this point.

What happened?

>>58747356
I know it only works on unencrypted connections but that's the thing, unencrypted connections are still a thing. Sure it won't work on every page but it still will work

>>58747356
>>58747379
Just man in the middle their ssl session so that you can decrypt the content and add shit.

>>58747379
>unencrypted connections are still a thing
all sites are now on SSL or are moving to SSL. number of non-SSL sites has dropped over the past few years considerably because google search rankings prioritize SSL and they also now warn about unencrypted sites.

don't fucking waste your time.

>>58747410
>Just man in the middle their ssl session so that you can decrypt the content and add shit.
>Just
>Just
>Just
unless you ask them to install a cert, it won't work. study some TLS

>>58747340
Hey, at least he told everyone what they were in for when he named the SSID.

>>58747420
So what you're telling me is that there still are unencrypted sites

>being too pussy too knock on your neighbors door and tell him to fucking stop
kek typical fucking serb rat

>>58747420
>google search rankings prioritize SSL
That is beyond bullshit. If I'm searching for something I want the most relevant results, not the most relevant results that also happen to support encryption.

>>58747429
average person goes on twitter, fb, news site.. these are all SSL.

>>58745263
That is just a basic slavfoot.

>>58747445
No shit, and when they visit a site that's not SSL, Carrotnet will be ready.

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>>58747441
found the subhuman mudslime. kek

>>58747420
>>58747379
>>58747356
Just allow them to connect but limit their speed to sub 20kbps speeds.

>>58747793
that's a non-trivial amount of my upload speed

>>58747793
How would throttling the connection help replace images with images of carrots?

What happened to revitalise this thread?
Did op say something?

>>58747916
You do realize you can scroll up and find out, right?

>>58747943
I did and it didn't look like anything significant happened.

MOT transformer on the cable please.

>>58747970
Sounds like you've answered your own question then.

Any followup to this? What happened to the neighbors shit?

OP ti si bog, daj napisi neki tutorial sa sve slikama dacu ti pare

>>58747826
Redirect all sites IP to your site, where a carrot image is displayed and a fork bomb or something make their PC hang up.
Eventually the carrot image will burn in their monitors.

>>58747815
You and me both bother.
Thankfully i work night shifts at work with a 100mbps line and i upload from there if i need it

You can take a hint from KREOSAN and try using an electroshocker (taser) on the coax for more destruction. If you go above and beyond and combine the high-frequency, high-voltage current of the shocker with the 220V mains AC you can get hellish arcs like in 0:30:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euBpVr_XhuU

That will probably set fire to their house (and yours) though, so don't try it.

>>58744560
Where exactly do they post these screencaps ? On r/4/chan ? And ohw does thi fag know he is in one>>58741778
Are there any popular screencaps of this thread, I'd like to see them

>>58733564
r e k t

>>58748387
No fucking way that sound at 0:32 was real, holy shit.
Fuck etherkillers, just walk around an office shoving a taser into the electrical sockets, take out everything at the same time. No breakers would help that, but I do wonder what a surge protector would do?

>>58733527
Agreed

>>58748789

If you watch back, you'll notice that the arc happened at the empty lightbulb sockets. I think what happened is that the high-frequency, high voltage arc of the taser cleared a plasma pathway of low resistance like a jacob's ladder. That allowed the 220V AC to pass through it more freely, cascading into a bigger and bigger arc until it hit the glass of the light fixture or the gap became too great. I've noticed a similar thing happening at the high-voltage contactors they use at power plants.

>>58748869
This is mental, I never thought just shoving a taser onto a 220V AC line could cause so much damage.

OP was murdered.
RIP

>>58748964
finally

>>58748387
Any (I assume) ruskies here that can tell me WTF I just saw?
Half of that vid looks like some idiots playing around with tasers, readdy to burn down the place any minute, while the other half seems like someone explaining stuff, only to act suprised about his TV catching fire, after what seems like he just explained why that might happen.
kinda seems similar to that weirdo:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkh7_Eyctw

>>58734044
>>58734055
>>58734112
>>58735989
Хoли шит диc иc co кeнcъpъc мaй бoди хъpтc

>>58748964
I'm alive , internet works better than ever, not a single blackout in two days

>>58749637
Did you find a gf yet

>>58749637
guess you really did fry something of his then. or he is waiting for a new splitter to ship from china.

anon just get his splitters and sell them on ebay and you get easy money

news when?

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>>58736967
If he steals from you again make another thread on /pol/. I bet they have a whole ancap instruction manual for this shit.

>>58733564
A REAL HUMAN BEING

AND A REAL HERO

>>58748387
what if he lit the apartment on fire like at 1:44
maybe thats why hes not posting

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>>58749649

>>58749708
They're like a dollar each, isn't worth the trouble

>>58749746
Fuck the ancap, just a bunch of autistic Americans that are afraid of communism and government. Bunch of losers that don't do anything except talk shit on internet

I wouldn't mind if the dude was stealing myTV, after all it wouldn't interfere with my internet/TV. But the fucker attached three cables, why the fuck does he need three. And after many attempts to make him stop doing that I just resorted to last thing I could. I get it if he's poor or something, I would allow it, but fuck dude why 3 cables, why not only one ? Faggot deserved what he got, and this has nothing to do with Ancap niggers

>>58734053

>not posting a meme with the damage

I expect nothing less than a variant of the GNU/Linux pasta.

>>58747446
i'm a slav and my feet are not like that