New EO on Cyber Security Coming

Botnet

Bill Gates appointed Cyber Czar

computers outlawed

FOSS users denied entry into usa

Barron becomes new head of US Cyber security

GNU license is outlawed

no more h1b pajeets

Perfect forward secrecy ban
Tor ban
limit on encryption key size
PGP ban
Authorization for more warrantless surveillance
websites legally responsible for actions of users
metadata log requirements
Companies will be legally required to give up keys to government
get Bill Gates to shut down the internet :^)

>>58726465
Start generating your 50+ character passwords now before it is too late!

>>58726465
It'll probably be something stupid like "everyone is required to be tied to an IP address" or some shit

>>58726720
Oh I'm so scared I'm shitting my pants

>>58726465
Foreign VPS and VPN outlawed
All traffic must be domestic
$25000 fine for every copyright infringing file
P2P illegal

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>>58726465
Is this it anons?
What if 4chan is banned tomorrow?

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>>58726465
Fuugggg

Should we all start mass torrenting just in case?

>>58726465
Tor / VPN ban.
Welcome to hell.

>>58726694
every browsers homepage will legally have to have breitbart on it.

illegalize gentoo
the war on free (as in shit) software begins

>>58726465
Ban on insecure IoT products

>>58728742
Nobody is going to attack FOSS for being FOSS. If they were going to ban something, they'd ban encryption / put limits on it.

Do you have a copy of the cryptsetup source code on your hard disk? You better.

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>>58726465
TOR AND I2P OUTLAWED

SIGNAL AND TOX DEVS GET VANNED

TOMB, LUKS AND VERACRYPT DRIVES SEIZED

GPL BANNED

The Great Firewall will be activated tomorrow.

>>58728776
Government officials use Signal.

I honestly think this executive order is going to be for the security of things like the DN/RNC, FBI / NSA. It will most likely be a reform of the government's technological infrastructure.

AKA, "Hey guys, let's not let another Wikileaks happen. Make sure that you use encryption. Encrypt everything. If you don't know how to encrypt something, learn how. It's for national secuirty"

I see trump praising encryption, because I'm sure he knows that people in the gov use Signal. He said that Apple's refusal to unlock their smartphone was bad, but I honestly think that he isn't going to ban encryption. He isn't technologically literate enough for his advisers to OK / even suggest that.

>>58728819
>because I'm sure he knows that people in the gov use Signal
sure he does.
the 70 year old white man is going to want people to "encrypt" their devices.
he probably thinks, like all old people think, that encryption is done by a supercomputer with specialized software.

>>58728412
Seeing as 4chan got trump into the white house, no.

>>58726694
You know this the best scenario?

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>>58728874
Now he is on white house, so he don't needs support form a left-wing website.

>>58728874
/pol/ is not this entire website, and even then /pol/ is very anti-semetic when Trump supports Israel
>>58728961
This picture sums up what the general public thinks of 4chan, so you tell me what you think he would do to us?

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>>58729032

>>58726465
Thinkpads banned.
Gentoo outlawed.

>>58729279
Makiposter will be outlawed too

>>58728272
while :; do tr -cd [:graph:] < /dev/urandom | head -c 50; echo; done | head -n 50

>>58728993
>/pol/ is not this entire website

That's not what the news says, and clearly they are always right!

>>58728776

This

>>58728778

Maybe this

>>58728720
That's Stephen Bannon. BaRRon Trump on the other hand is Trump's son. His dad says he's good with the cyber.

Proprietary software BTFO.
Free/Open Source software mandated throughout the US.

>>58730468
Knowing Trump it would be the exact opposite

>>58726465
Great trump firewall is built, everything's banned

>>58726465
It's probably going to be a patriot act-esque thing where he'll restrict unencrypted access to a few middle eastern countries.

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>>58726465
>https://apps.washingtonpost.com/g/documents/world/read-the-trump-administrations-draft-of-the-executive-order-on-cybersecurity/2306/

myth busted. stop spreading this trash, bad goy

>>58730503
>just a draft, subject to change

>>58730503
Jesus Christ. This literally a Muslim holocaust.

We have to get rid of the borders

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>>58730503
>THE CYBER REALM

>>58726465
Open source is communism

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>>58730503
Yeah! Blindly follow Trump! He'll #MAGA! NEVER question him!

>*hissssssssssssssss hisssssssssss*

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>>58730563
>Someone provides evidence instead of fake news sensationalism
>Hurr durr my ass hurts and not from my wife's son's father fucking it

Why would they outlaw Tor?

Isn't someone using Tor basically a "look im doing something illegal - look into me" signal? Seems like they would keep it around.

>>58730622
it states everything that people on /g/ are complaining about.

did ya even read it?

>>58730622
Don't you get it?
A tweet by some guy is more reliable evidence than the actual executive order signed (or to be signed) by President God Emperor Donald I

>>58730563
what's the point of that small cap?

>>58732411
They'd outlaw tor because it works, idiot. It has flaws, and weaknesses, but generally, it works. And it works well.

>>58726694
>you have to help barron in roblox every time you want to use the internet

>>58726465
>/pol/ faggot with the usual twitter screencap and trash meme spam

Sometimes I wish this place had moderation

>>58728712
>TOR ban.
There is literally no reason to ban TOR or even to pull funding. TOR is the FBIs bitch

>>58726465

An Executive Order a day keeps the democracy away

>grandpa stays up late
>sees something on fox news
>his incoherent rants now turned into law

>>58732613
>fires anyone who tells him his rants are technically illegal and unconstitutional
>replaces them with people who will let him do whatever he wants with no opposition

>>58728776
tfw Tox devs cut all ties to 4chan as soon as possible and try to pretend that they never went here

>>58732594
US of A isn't a democracy, but rather a republic.

>>58729451
Neat! Can you tell me how do I learn to write shit like these? Resources would be great.

>>58732673
Ain't that America

REFUGEES WELCOME, BIG BLACK COCK FOR THIS ASS

>>58728720
barron not bannon your fucking melt

>>58732986
He still have ties with another imageboards, kek.

>>58730563
>thinkpad is the notebook choose by jews
/g/ is always right.

Since when did a President have this much power?

we should push trump to make cities find local mesh-nets to subvert the telcos and isps!

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>>58734320
Fund**

as public infrastructure

Calling it now - companies have to take responsibility for data leaks and hacks. The American people will no longer be cybercucked by the chinese.

>>58730563

Libcuck pedo detected

>So we had to get very, very tough on cyber and cyber warfare. It is a huge problem. I have a son—he’s 10 years old. He has computers. He is so good with these computers. It’s unbelievable. The security aspect of cyber is very, very tough. And maybe, it's hardly doable. But I will say, we are not doing the job we should be doing. But that’s true throughout our whole governmental society. We have so many things that we have to do better, Lester. And certainly cyber is one of them.

>>58726465
>What will he mean by that?
Strong encryption will be banned for everyone except military and government

Russians get a backdoor on all computers to expose DNC corruption.

>>58728993
General public thinks 4chan is far-right. In reality, most autists on 4chan (especially on /pol/) are too retarded to understand politics so they just form their political ideas on edgy, contrarian memes.

>>58732450
I just read it, you should too.

>>58732507
> he fell for the "tor works" meme
talk about gullible

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>>58730183
>>58728993
>>58728961
>>58734933
Media clearly thinks 4chan is some pedo far-right website

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>>58726465
>/pol/ is finally banned

>>58726465
I love that show.
Can't wait for the dank memes trump will fall for in the future.

>>58734990
Are they worng?

>>58735072
No

>>58734933
The most edgy thing on 4chan now is be moderate

>>58734990
Now, in past we was a bunch "anarchists".

>>58732538
Just because government agencies use it doesn't mean it can't be criminalized for civilian use. Running an exit node already strips you of your 4th amendment rights.

>>58732538

t. Logan

>>58732507
It works so well it's literally being exploited once or twice per year now.

>>58734933
Let's sum up boards political leanings

>/pol/
Far right, used to be more left ala Nazis

>/a/
Left

>/v/ mixed

>/jp/
MUAH AUTISM BUX

4CHAN CIVIL WAR WHEN

>>58735414
/jp/ is the best option

>>58735414
>/a/
>/jp/
Only the mods and jannies are left.
That's why you don't see all the trump threads.

Mods are cucks (doing it for free)

>>58735614
>trump threads
>on /a/
Politics belong to /pol/

blocking all mexican ips trying to connect to us sites

>>58735635
Okay, hotpocket.

>>58735663
Ok, redditor

>>58734333

This. Companies right now dont spend as much as they should on cyber security.

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>>58733649

Its just the command line. Unix/Linux mostly use the same commands. Check out this book I thought it was pretty good. Pirate it whatever.

Use the commands memorize them and then you can make bash scripts. The book gets into those also.

Use Anki (free program) to make flash cards on your computer then drill then on your phone.

Remember when Congress actually had to approve things? Those were the days.

>>58732518
STGGS is gonna be executed for fucking with Barron, he should have "deleted it" when he had the chance!!!

>>58735994
Weird as fuck considering republicans won the house and the senate. I know Trump doesn't exactly see eye to eye with them but you think they could have passed through some easy shit first to keep up pretenses that we have a functional government.

>>58735114
i really miss the anarchism and hackers on steroids thing

I imagine it'll be some kind of a snooping law.

>>58736495
It was definitely more enjoyable to sit through I'll give you that. At least they knew how to have fun.