>the perfect laptop doesn't exi-

pic unrelated of course

>>58722729
jealous

>>58722719
Guaranteed (((you)))s

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>the files are on this flash drive, anon
>shit, I left my USB adapter dongle at home today

>>58722719
>One usb port

Need a laptop now since my $80 11" Thinkpad broke, but I know Apple is probably going to refresh this in April with kabylake, maybe a thunderbolt 3 and 16gb ram model.

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>no touchscreen

Don't even try the BUT ILL GET DORITOS SMUDGES ALL OVER THE SCREEN

DONT TOUCH THE SCREEN WHILE YOUR FILTHY GREASY MANCHILD HANDS ARE DIRTY THEN

IN FACT DONT TOUCH IT AT ALL

NOBODY IS FORCING YOU TO TOUCH IT

JUST BECAUSE YOUR IQ IS TOO LOW TO USE TOUCHSCREENS DOES NOT MEAN THAT NOBODY SHOULD HAVE THEM

i like my surface book.

>>58722857
As somebody who works with a mac almost every day, it isn't jealousy I feel for people who buy this shit. It's pity

>>58723058
>as somebody who
Stopped reading
You have to go back

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>>58722719
>>58722977
>ThinkPad X1 Carbon
>ThinkPad
>2 USB 3 ports
>2 thunderbolts 3
>2 USB type-C
>SD slot
>4G LTE
>1,18g

>>58722930
/thread

>>58723079
>listing thinkpad as a pro
wew lad you've taken the b8 way too hard

>>58722991
What the fuck are you going on about, m8?

>>58723075
Literal autism

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https://9to5mac.com/2016/11/03/2016-macbook-pro-thunderbolt-compatibility-issues/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYVjIjBMx6o

>dual-core processor (not even kaby lake)
>no 10-bit HEVC and VP9 HW decoding
>have to have a bunch of dongles at all times
>can't use any existing TB3 devices
>can't use USB and wifi at the same time
>keyboard shallower than a hollywood slut
>keyboard louder than a sheboon nigress
>proprietary SSD
>memetouch emojibar
>no USB-A
>no escape
>soldered ram
>tamper tape on battery screws

APPLEL IS FINISHED & BANKRUPT

MACFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>58723210
high effort, but i didn't read it or click that link
maybe if you put that much effort into finding a job you could actually afford a nice apple laptop

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>>58723226
I already have a kabby lake XP 13 I paid for in full, I'm all set.

Enjoy your overheating 1GHz dongle book I guess.

>>58723268
>t. dell toddler

>>58723273
lol

>>58723288
>t. dell toddler

>>58722719
this is a tablet with a mediocre keyboard. had this with my nexus 7 in 2012.

>>58723273
>Macbook owner calling anybody else a toddler

Enjoy your $1300 facebook machine and fashion accessory

>>58723325
>t. stinkpad toddler

>>58723332
Thinkpads suck

I have a 2015 macbook pro for work

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>>58723210
nice reposting FAKEMEMES

>>58722719
This is even more donglebook than the donglebook "pro"
Pathetic

>>58723351
Memes? Those are critical design flaws pushing away most customers. Why do you think the homOS X market share is taking down to 5%?

https://www.netmarketshare.com/report.aspx?qprid=9&qpaf=&qpcustom=Mac&qpcustomb=0&qpsp=207&qpnp=9&qptimeframe=M

>>58722719
>calling a toy a laptop

>>58722719

can't prevent it from shutting down when you close the lid

>perfect

>>58723344
let me guess...
your work involves taking pictures of your penis and uploading them to gay porn sites from your local starbucks?

>>58723415
How did you know?

>2017
>glare screen
try again apple

>>58723435
>matte screen autism

>>58723414
is this real? holy crap how do people even buy this?

>>58723442
>Get ultraportable device
>Can't use it outside due to glossy glare screen

Thanks Apple

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>>58722719

its so innovative

>>58723394
Just put windows on that crap.

>>58723453
not entirely true. you can use it outside but you have to turn the brightness up so high you're not getting close to the advertised battery life

>>58723453
it's perfectly bright enough, you can see it just fine
>my crappy thinkpad screen isn't bright enough to see outside, that means all laptops have this problem

>>58723467
See
>>58723466

>>58723079
>x1 carbon
Hmmm

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>>58723210
Racist and sexist much?

>>58723446
yeah its real

>people buy this
those are people who can't figure out what the difference is between 16gb of ram and 16 gb of USB storage; these people are Apple's core demographic

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>>58722719

>>58723464
still no USB type A, no Ethernet, no dedicated display connector of any kind, mouse button grade keyboard. basically only good for facebook and light office work.

>>58723467
200 nits is enough as long as your screen is matte. I don't understand why people think old thinkpad screens aren't bright enough to work outside. also, todays thinkpads have pretty good bright screens AND they're matte. not greasy shit all over the screen and if there's dust just wipe it off with your fingers and it's still not greasy,

>>58723523
cappucino nigger get out

Never seen such a fag of a op, literally on a high horse because he has a Mac product , anyone else's opinion mean nothing because op is too busy with Steve Job's dead cock in his mouth

>Inb4 everyone saying I bit the bait

>>58723562
What's ironic is that if steve was still alive this abortion would never have been made

>ITT: Buyer's regret all over the place.

The more defensive you get for the product you're using the more you regret buying it in the first place. Fact is, you'll always have at least one aspect you don't like on your machine. I'm using a T400 and an X220 and I'm well aware of the disadvantages but I never felt the need to preach to people online because I don't even have the time watch a thread for hours, ranting against everyone who doesn't like what I like. OK, bye idiots, I'm gonna have sex now.

>>58722930
Not a problem.

>>58723689
Yeah it's probably okay if you just need a facebook machine/fashion accessory

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>>58722719
>the daily macshit shill thread
mfw these paid guys are the same who make the daily Dell shill threads.

>>58723812
>anyone who likes thing == shill
yes

>>58723498
What?

>>58723351
>>58723415
>>58723498
>>58723562
>>58723812
New

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>>58722930
>one port
>still need dongles to do anything useful with it

>>58722719
thats not a 2015 macbook pro though you fucking faggot

>>58722930
You don't need more.

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>>58725675
>throttling housefire trash

>>58725675
That's literally 10X worse, enjoy your 1hz CPU

>>58722719
That's not an XPS 15

>>58725689
>source: my ass

>>58726397
>Horrible compromise that tries to be portable and powerful at the same time
If you need something more powerful than the retina macbook you should just go all in with a thicc laptop.

>>58726724
>Horrible compromise that tries to be portable and powerful at the same time
Must be talking about the entire Macbook lineup

>>58722719
>Can't even finish his post because the keyboard broke.

>>58726873
The new macbook pros? Yes. The old ones were the perfect thickness for a power-orientated laptop.

>>58726917
>800mhz throttling trash
>""""""""""""""""""power orientated""""""""""""""""""""

I wonder about what kind of tech-illiterates makes up /g/'s population if an overpriced facebook machine that can handle stress without clogging up the GUI thread is considered to be a "perfect laptop".
Perfect for what exactly?

>>58727074
99% of work? Sure it's trash if you want to do 3d modeling or play games but it's ideal for the overwhelming majority of people. Keep in mind /g/ will in the same breath call the macbook underpowered while recommending 5+ year old thinkpads because "CPUs haven't changed so they're still more than enough".

>>58727139
Name one thing the macbook does better than a $150 chromebook for 99% of people.

Look better, that's it.

>>58723018
This. I bought it over the new MBP solely because of how bad they keyboard is. Oh and the stylus is the most realistic stylists I've used.

>>58727167
>Real OS
>Build quality
>More than 32GB of storage
>Great touchpad
>Retina screen
If you use the computer regularly it makes sense to invest in a reliable machine that's not aggravating to use.

>>58727198
He asked for things it does, not things it has

>>58723079
The carbon is a downgrade keyboard wise from other thinkpads, and the touchpad is ridiculously massive and gets in the way. Not to mention no mouse buttons.

>>58727213
>Real OS allows you to run actual programs on it
>Well built so that it doesn't randomly break down when you need it
>More than 32GB of storage to store your programs and media on
>Great touchpad improves workflow
>Retina screen provides plenty of workspace and sharp text alongside accurate colours

>>58727302
>this arbitration is ONLY available on a macbook

Not him but a windows PC would do everything the MBP does, better and cheaper purely because its on a platform that developers give a shit about

>>58727302
So its a luxury device for richfags that don't care about anything processing intensive

>>58723079
Enjoy your chinkpad malware.

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>>58727302
>mfw windows 10 performs better on the MBP than Mac OSX does

>>58727398
There's barely any windows devices comparable to the rMB, let alone better. Find me a laptop that's
>Fanless
>1440p screen
>~2lbs
>10 hours of battery

>>58727402
It's not even that expensive.

>>58727555
It is pretty expensive

$1300 is a hell of a lot of money for what you get

>>58727555
>t. mactoddler

>>58727555
>>Fanless
>>1440p screen
>>~2lbs
>>10 hours of battery
XPS 13 or 15

1800p and 4k options
>fanless
fuck this meme, having fans means your shit stays cooler and can run faster, no overheating thottling bullshit

>>58727664
>Stays cooler
By using a chip that consumes 3x as much power and requires a fan to not catch fire.
>run faster
In a benchmark sure, there's basically no real world performance difference though.

>>58727765
>By using a chip that consumes 3x as much power and requires a fan to not catch fire.
You're fucking retarded, fans virtually draw no amperage. They're one of the most efficient things in the computer since its a simple fucking fan motor.

The chip will outperform running 3 times as fast and having virtually no overheating throttling.

Your Macbook advertises "up to 3 point what ever ghz" and I really doubt it EVER touches that. Fans are superior in every way.

>no real world performance
gee I really wish this thing would process faster
gee I wish this video would stop being so fucking choppy
gee I wish I could get my work done faster if I had a faster processor to run more shit better with it.

>>58727765
>In a benchmark sure, there's basically no real world performance difference though.
In anything even mildly CPU intensive, a real mobile CPU with more cache, higher clock speeds and faster bus speeds will run circles around the Core M shit in every way. Fanless is a shitty gimmick that artificially limits the computer because you can't displace air any faster than the heat can radiate which with aluminum its absolutely shit compared to copper.

>>58727139
>99% of work?
So, you are telling me, /g/ consists of accountants and secretaries?

I use Mac for developing and it's shit for the purpose.

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>>58725689
>((((((((((need)))))))))))

>>58722719
>>the perfect laptop doesn't exi-

>-st.

/thread

That's all well and good but why haven't you installed GNU/Linux (or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU+Linux) on it yet? Do you enjoy having your computing be controlled by someone else, especially Apple?

I'm getting a new laptop, is intel 7th gen a big enough improvement over 6th gen to spend extra?

>>58728502
You don't /thread your own posts, silly.

>>58728534
Depends on how much extra

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>>58722719
I'm using the "perfect" laptop right now. It's not perfect. I just got it from some tech illiterate friends. I am still grateful that they though of me though.

>>58722719

I have no use for one but I want a Macbook just to be able to use the force touch trackpad. That shit feels like magic, really makes me wish my laptop had it.

>>58723058
>'As a' posting
>feeling so insecure you feel the need to reply to such a blatant shitpost to shore up your retarded virtue signalling
Reddit is that way friend

>>58723079
Anime was a mistake

>>58731167
your birth was a mistake

I guess you hate typing

>>58727555
>>10 hours of battery
my windows laptop has 11 hours of battery life... And it's replaceable too

>>58723210
>proprietary SSD
??????

>>58727246
Can't I take the keyboard from my T420?