/csg/ Chink Shit General

first for xiaomemes

s.VickyGao

>>58720574
>10,000mah
i got one for 10usd on sale a while ago. it was good stuff!

Still waiting for my 11/11 geekbuying order

Any good Apple-style earbuds?

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Does anyone know some good walkman type headphones?

>>58720605
KZ LP3

>>58720617
looks like shit and weedlmao
no thanks

>>58720643
then go kill yourself

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Picked up a blitzwolf bw-f4 from amazon because I gave my xiaomi speaker away and was missing having a speaker.

I really cant say I'm overly impressed with it, it sounds better than the xiaomi but not €25 better.

It has a much more balanced sound with more bass past 60% volume but lacks any kind of DSP to boost the bass at lower listening levels, which is probably ok given that it doesnt get much louder than the xiaomi, despite being rated at 20W over the xiaomi's 6W, and I'm always listening to it at at least 50% volume.
But it doesn't start distorting as quickly, I can turn it all the way up to 90% volume without any hint of distortion

The bass sounds really good when the speaker is in a corner, not super tight like a proper 2.1 system but still good, but loses a lot when the speaker is just standing freely and you stand a few metres back. I feel like it pumps out sound in narrower cone than the xiaomi but I cant remember exactly either way you'l want to get this thing at ear level if possible.

The treble is nicely detailed with good highs but mids get a little lost in certain songs so I downloaded Music Volume EQ and nipped a little bit off the 3kHz and 14kHz and that seems to have solved it. I tried boosting the bass with it as well but it just got kinda loose and boomy.

Overall build quality is fine, the buttons are mushy and made out of the lightest plastic known to man and the power button is tiny and on the back of the unit for some reason. The top plastic has a nice faux brushed metal look, the speaker grill is metal and wraps the whole way around the unit and bottom has a huge rubbery/foam pad to stop vibrations. The packaging is spartan, its comes with micro usb and 3.5mm aux cables. I cant speak to battery life as I just got it.

I'd probably give it an overall 3.5/5, 4/5 for portable speaker sound, 2.5 for value for money. I'm toying with returning it but I think I'll sleep on it, I may have built up how good it was going to be in my head.

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>>58720574
Any recent purchases from China that you'd like to share and discuss with /csg/, RegularOP?

>>58720694
Which Xiaomi speaker you had?

>>58720737
http://www.gearbest.com/speakers/pp_241960.html?wid=21

>>58720737
Xiaomi Yi

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guys im buying all my shit in white, like PC case, headphones etc what table would be best to compliment my set up?

Would white products look better on a black table as it will stand out or white on white table so it blends in?

<< pic

>>58720743
Such an obvious shill, you are making the posts way too quick. Even my turboshitposting wasn't quicker than your perfect referallink to the shop

tldr kys op

>>58720749
How the F. would you ship a heavy table? Just buy a table from IKEA

>>58720763
>not having all your furniture shipped from Glorious China

Casual.

>>58720694
>>58720743
How much did you pay for the blitzwolf?

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>>58720763

oh my bad, you are right for thinking that im buying it from china, cause im in csg, but i am buying it from IKEA, just asking which colour

>>58720759
its called a tread watcher kiddo

>>58720759
this guy made a review on his new speaker and you call him a shill? gtfo /csg/ nigger

>>58720798
£45
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Bluetooth-Speakers-BlitzWolf-Subwoofers-Microphone/dp/B01JRD4ET8/

>>58720823
Ok, I was just wondering because you said the blitzwolf was 25€ more than the Xiaomi speaker but the prices I'm seeing is $45 for the blitzwolf and $35-40 for the Xiaomi speaker.

>>58720861
Whoa! It's like a real shilling plot is building up now!

I wonder how much more watts the other speakers have?

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From the other thread.


Can I pay with a regular credit card on taobao? Is it as easy as

>create account
>buy


I want to buy Gateron Switches which are cheap as shit there, but I also have some trouble with the translations (tea switch 55g, what the fuck)

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Have you wished your favourite sellers a happy new year?

>>58720759
>he thinks the warehouse ID in the URL is a referral link

Observe
http://www.gearbest.com/rc-quadcopters/pp_226088.html?wid=21
http://www.gearbest.com/rc-quadcopters/pp_226088.html?wid=12
http://www.gearbest.com/rc-quadcopters/pp_226088.html?wid=8

>>58720861
Yeah, just didn't want to wait for new years + 40 days for delivery

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Ordered this today for 8 $

>>58720909
Yeah though so. Guess it'll be less hassle to return it too if you go down that road

>>58720911
link pls for autism cap

>>58720911
My Pepe cap was $2.59 but it's black, not qt pink like that

>>58720926

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-Pink-Black-Sad-Frog-Baseball-Hat-Cap-Hip-Hop-Visor-Curved-Snapback-Dad-Hat-Women/32785864216.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_5_10065_10068_10000032_119_10000025_10000029_430_10000028_10060_10062_10056_10055_10000062_10054_10059_10099_10000022_10000012_10103_10000015_10102_10096_10000018_10000019_10000056_10000059_10052_10053_10107_10050_10106_10051_10000053_10000007_10000050_10084_10118_10083_10000047_10080_10082_10081_10110_10111_10112_10113_10114_10115_10000041_10000044_10078_10079_10000038_429_10073_10000035_10121,searchweb201603_1,afswitch_3,single_sort_3_default&btsid=2080f1ff-3133-4999-a5cd-7e043d91607d

alternatively just write sad frog hat in search

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70p gel pens came. They're just as good as the Xiaomeme pens tbqh.

>>58720950
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/learntoshortenyouralilinks/32785864216.html

Where can I get decent cheap braided micro-USB cables? Something that doesn't fray near the connectors. I found a bunch on AliExpress, but I'm not sure how good they actually are. Also, how are those magnet adapters?

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>>58721007
Buy them and try them. That being said, the braided onces on ali are genereally decent.

>>58720975
thats because almost all chinese pens have ink/refils made from the same manufacturers with tips imported from the glorious swiss.
the kingdian pen is great too, because its the same shit

>>58721039
Alright, I'll try to pick up a few. Want something that feels slightly higher quality than the plastic cables that I use on my phone, keyboard and PS4 controllers.

>>58720908
typical /g/tard

>>58720759
>being this blinded with autistic rage against RegularOP that you accidentally shit on someone else

Almost as laughable as that autistic page long rant against him having a trip.

You have mental problems, seek help.

>>58720642
Hover over and check characters.
青轴 - blue
茶轴 - brown
红轴/赤軸 - red
黑轴 - black
白轴 - clear
绿轴 - green
奶轴 - white
灰轴 - grey
>>58716983
Around 10 people get added to the list per day. That sounds like maybe one or two sellers using it. So here's an idea: buy the cheapest products you can find from them, use a fake name and address (you can change them each order), then leave 1 star review and open dispute when it arrives. After you get the money back, PM the seller something about not using the site.

https://world.taobao.com/search/search.htm?q=%BB%FA%D0%B5%BC%FC%C5%CC
Any of these any good?

>>58720725
>>58720759
>>58720871
>>58721151
Any recent purchases from China that you'd like to share and discuss with /csg/, Lithu?

>>58720801
Personally I'd say black tabletop would look neat with a white case.

>>58721263
OP, plz

Has anyone bought a mechanical keyboard from aliexpress ? I have around 45-50 dollars to spend

>>58721420
You might want to spend a little more.

70-80$ can get you a magicforce 68 on amazon or a Anne Pro on Bangood

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>>58720874
pls I want to give my Chinese friends money

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>>58721326
These two came in the other day.
Cassette MP3:
-works with up to 8GB SD
-small battery but that means faster charging
-has a small LED that I think shows that it's on
The thing is that it makes an annoying static sound no matter what headphones I plug into it. Got it for 1.40€
OTG thing:
-works as intended
No complaints. Got it for 0.50€
I've got a fake DW coming in soon (I hope), a lapel mic, a 3×3×3 cube, some apple earphones knockoffs, a credit card knife, a headphone jack splitter, the cheap AULA mech keyboard and a scientific calculator. Some are from Gaybest, some are from Ali. Will review most of these as soon as I get my hands on em.

>>58721504
And I am not a Lithu.

>>58721326
I'd offer to do an update of my Eiaosi X6 after a month of daily use but I don't want to upset you any more than you clearly are already.
I'm not Lithuanian either, just curious why someone would care so much to be recognized as the op of these threads and then never actually contribute to the threads themselves

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is shark still a meme?

What's the best memed chinese mech?

>>58721655
Nah, their prices are the same as mainstream ones atm

>>58721660
lolita
guaranteed to land you on a list

>>58721655
buy 10 and see for yourself

>>58721276
Just occured to me I should add translations to the wiki too. You da real mvp anon.

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GPD-WIN arrived lads, Umaru for scale

ordered with standard ali shipping on the 18th and it arrived today

>>58721764
The website is chnprice.com

>>58721597
>I'm not Lithuanian either, just curious why someone would care so much to be recognized as the op of these threads and then never actually contribute to the threads themselves

You're not fooling anyone Lithu.

>>58721667
>tfw qt shark memory cards aren't a meme anymore

>>58720975
link to handle?

>>58721767
god's work

>>58721773
tfw too poor for GPD-WIN

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:^^Å)

>>58721767
Check the reddit /r/mechanicalkeyboards wiki
https://www.reddit.com/r/MechanicalKeyboards/comments/499fqt/guide_shopping_how_to_search_for_keyboards_on/ (keyboard buying guide)
https://www.reddit.com/r/MechanicalKeyboards/comments/496yzd/shopping_how_to_read_a_taobao_item_listing_wo/
https://www.reddit.com/r/MechanicalKeyboards/comments/21ivum/guide_taobao_shopping_guide_for_keyboards_and/ (keycap buying guide)
https://www.reddit.com/r/MechanicalKeyboards/comments/461lb4/a_couple_additions_to_the_taobao_guide/ (more keyboard advice)

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>>58721969
First package :)))

>>58721786
changed their name to
aliprice.com

>>58721987

please be in london

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>>58721969
>>58721987
and the second package, it's a skirt although it looks completely different than on the website :(

>>58722043
>>58721987
it's a trap

>>58722043
post socks

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>>58722075
These?

>>58721987
>>58722043
reside in london

>>58722093
post bulge pls
is it bigger than comfy's

>>58722027
>>58722096
Helsinki, sorry :(

Posted in last thread.

Thinking about getting my GF a Mi5, she's had an iPhone for ages but wanted the S7.

The Mi5 looks very comparable (and looks better imo).

Would almost definitely install a custom ROM on it (Cyanogen or something) just in case of Chinese botnets.

Anything else I should know, other than what's on the wiki? Is it fairly idiot-proof as a phone?

>>58722108
Source on the GPS not working?

>>58720694
As an addendum to this I let the speaker fully charge and it is much louder now but even more curiously I think it plays even louder over bluetooth than aux, I tested every this morning as it was charging and through aux.
Maybe the supplied aux cable is just shit but it can easily fill the largest room (a kitchen about 16x10 foot) in my house with sound now.

Also whats peoples experience with DHGate like? I really want this automatic knife

www.dhgate
.com/product/ganzo-7582al-hunting-folding-knife-7582al/392804896.html

>>58722093
wow, didn't realise we had biologically female posters in this thread, welcome m'lady

>>58721831
Clearly I'm fooling you if you think I'm Lithuanian. Care to answer the question?

>>58721522
no, you're a hungarian gypsy

>>58722139
http://en.miui.com/thread-272411-1-1.html

http://en.miui.com/thread-475768-1-1.html

http://en.miui.com/thread-475582-1-1.html

http://en.miui.com/thread-369839-1-1.html

https://forum.xda-developers.com/mi-5/help/mi5-gps-t3450148

https://www.reddit.com/r/Xiaomi/comments/4rkqad/mi5_gps_issues/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Xiaomi/comments/4z568j/mi5_gps_problems/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Xiaomi/comments/5feqf3/mi5_gps/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Xiaomi/comments/5pwcut/no_gps_signal_issue_with_mi_5/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Xiaomi/comments/4zpi0q/mi5_gps_disconnecting_on_miui_8_update/

tl;dr don't buy the Mi5 if you need a functioning GPS.

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>>58721773
Is that v1 or v2? Bad news for you if it's v1.

>>58722139
Mi5 is a good choice.

>>58722192
Well, fuck.

I think I saw in one of those that Cyanogen Mod didn't help either (though I might be mistaken.)

Is there a similar-priced and spec'd phone you'd recommend that works? Something by Meizu maybe?

>>58722225
Sadly not if the GPS doesn't work.

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Good chinkshit lock pick set?

cant wait for americunts having to pay more for their chinshit lmao

>>58721051
Oh right, they still can't into ballpoint pens

>>58721880
The razor handle? It's the one that comes with the Ikon X3 but I think they do it separately too.

>>58722207
explain dis pls

also how can I check?

>>58722239
>Sadly not if the GPS doesn't work.
GPS does work atleast in Finland, don't know about USA

>>58722279
GPS is the fucking United States' navigation system. GLONASS might work better in Finland, but certainly not GPS.

>>58722239
Zuk Z2 if you want another good cheap SD820 5".

Le Max 2 is also cheap rn if you want something huge and powerful.

https://www.kimovil.com/en/compare/letv-max-2-x820,zuk-z2-4gb-64gb

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You have ten seconds to either buy a chink shit mermad tail or explain why you don't have a chinks shit mermaid tail.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Christmas-Big-Sale-Children-Mermaid-Tail-Cosplay-Costume-Dress-For-Girls-Kids-Swimming-Tails-Without-Monofin/32755236440.html?

>>58722279
From that big list of threads posted, it seems to be not so much a case that it doesn't work, just that it's massively imprecise (1km+).

The problem is, it can't find and lock on to satellites it would appear.

>>58721276
thanks, but how about the payment on taobao? Why use a proxy/agent?

>>58722341
If you can speak Chinese, by all means try arrange shipping with the seller

>>58722239
If you read the links the Xiaomi hater/Zuk shill had posted, you would've noted that they were reported on an older version of Miui.You also said you're gonna replace Miui with CM (Lineage), so yes, Mi5 is a good choice.

>>58722360
>arrange shipping with the seller

In aliexpress I just click buy and pay. Do I actually have to talk to them to order something from taobao?

>>58722362

Per

>>58722239

In one of the threads on plebbit a user mentions he flashed CM on it and it didn't help.

As an aside, CM for the Mi5 was discontinued a month ago. Would it still be safe?

>>58722380
Never placed an order directly but I think you actually skip that if they ship to your country. Excuse cancer le reddit armee link.

https://www.reddit.com/r/FashionReps/comments/40pvkz/guide_how_to_order_from_taobao_from_outside_of/

>>58722309
I don't know, my phone says GPS not GLONASS.

>>58722332
Mine is about 200meters off if i use only GPS but with mobile data and Wifi on it's pretty much spot-on, it can even tell when i'm not at the ground level.

>>58722239
Oh, and ignore the Xiaomi shill. he's here 24/7 to defend Xiaomi. the GPS doesn't work on MiUI 8 as well, it's a hardware problem. search r/xiaomi, someone posted about it a a week ago on latest version.

>>58722404
>CM for the Mi5 was discontinued
Yes, it was replaced by LineageOS:
https://download.lineageos.org/gemini

>>58722239
>>58722404
Found it.
>using the latest stable global ROM

https://www.reddit.com/r/Xiaomi/comments/5pwcut/no_gps_signal_issue_with_mi_5/

>>58722418
GPS is sort of a generic term for positioning systems like that in general, mainly because it was the first one deployed, and the only one functional over more or less the entire planet as of now.

>>58722475
That guy says that it works with Google Maps (literally the only thing she'll need GPS for).

>>58722475
>zukcuck google searches for mi5 gps problem and posts link without checking
Just read the last post of your link, shutposter:
>EDIT It seems to be working now. Set up the rest of my apps, made sure Strava and Google Maps had all the permissions in the world, rebooted a couple of times, went out today, hit record new activity and boom, green stripe, GPS acquired!

>>58722143
Lithuanian and Aussie are pretty much the same thing at this point since you've claimed to be both lately.

>>58722542
It literally doesn't say that anywhere

>>58722141
People in previous threads purchased high quality nomos fakes from Dhgate. I'm pretty sure that it's like AliExpress, but less popular. Also, GearBest has some automatic ganzos iirc, in case if you don't trust the Dhgate seller.

>>58722574
never mind, wrong post

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>>58722524
Hey man, don't let me stop you. It's a great device otherwise. just don't come complaining when it doesn't work. or when you can't unlock your bootloader. or when you brick it in EDL mode. or when you don't receive notifications on time. or when LineageOS lacks fp reader and front camera.

It's your money. if your GF complains you can always tell her to search a bull with real phone.

>>58722141
>lady

>>58722574
retard

>>58722169
xd

>>58722320
It's for kids, i can't wear that.

>>58722273
If the the top lid is shiny then it's v1, if it's matte like the underside then it's v2.

>>58722577
Which ganzos are automatic????

>>58722617
>when it doesn't work
Wrong
>can't unlock your bootloader
WRONG, you can get a code in one day if you are lucky
>you brick it in EDL mode
It bricks itself to be honest. Nothing a flash or a few hours connected to a usb can't fix. Or just get a nilkin frosted case and the problem goes away.
>you don't receive notifications on time
is this a meme about the old versions MIUI? i've never had problems with notifications both on CM/AOSP or MIUI. And i use Greenify+Powernap and Doze, whatsapp never misses a beat.
> you don't receive notifications on time
you are right on the front camera part, but it isn't great.
On Lost you can:
swap buttons,FP2wake. Fp2home. Unlock with FP and even do gestures.
Please don't shit on a device when you don't know how much the maintainers have done and keep doing.
I'm Resurrection Remix,with OMS and a shitton of stuff on it and my Gps is spot on.
But also Here maps>Maps

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fyi asked the seller about this watch:
http://v.yupoo.com/photos/watch345/albums/31014187/

165$ with free shipping

>>58722279
>GPS is the fucking United States' navigation system
You know GPS stands for Global Positioning System right?

>>58722875
Whoops, meant for >>58722309

>>58722875
Yeah, but it was developed for the US military, while for example GLONASS was developed by the Soviet Union and later the Russian military.

>>58722905
synonym for satellite navigation system is global positioning system or global navigation satellite system. It's just that USA decided to pick GPS as it's name but it still keeps it's original meaning, kinda how apples are still apples and not just phones.

>>58722780
The Ganzo G7212 is the only one I know of. GearBest used to have them because I remember it catching my attention when I was buying my G727m, but it appears that they stopped selling them.

>>58722309
>>58722905
GPS was made by Americans and works GLOBALLY if your device supports it.
GPS was made by Russians and works GLOBALLY if your device supports it.
>people like this post on /g/ - Technology

>>58722965
GLONASS means Global Navigation Satellite System.

>>58723013
>GPS was made by Russians
GLONASS was made by Russians*

>>58720880
What's going on with the times?
>27th, 14:02
>27th, 08:28
>27th, 19:03
>27th, 08:2X

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I have a four dolla' item bought on 11.11 that hasn't show up.

Do I just click 'Open Dispute' to end this and get my fo' dolla' back?

>>58722870
Is it at least automatic with decent materials?

>>58723043
Two different conversations

>>58723034
I never claimed that GPS didn't work more or less globally, GLONASS and Galileo are however a bit more regional as of now.

>>58723068
>I never claimed that GPS didn't work more or less globally
>>58722309

No matter how you phrase it, there's no such thing as "one system will work better in different regions of the world".
Just forget it and move along with your life, you're still on an anonymous image forum. Yes, it's the "Technology" board, but it's still anonymous, so relax you won't lose any prestige or karma points. Continue shitposting later.

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I think i saw some KZ over the ear headphones, something like wood. But can't find them for any fucking reason. I'm slowly looking for a new set to replace my already partly broken Ovleng x8.

>>58723306
KZ LP3 are the only over the ear headphones KZ does

>>58723357
>KZ LP3
i think these were exactly the ones i had seen, but look faggoty now, thanks anyway!

Anyone can recommend me something 10$-ish ? I like the Ovlengs, but the left hinge broke and had to fix it with superglue and fortify it with and old amazon card lol

>work a part tiem job, so I can afford to live and order chink shit
>said part time job consists of working at the finish post central, sorting chink shit packages for 7,5h

the shit people purchase lol

i swear i have held a dildo packaged in just bubblewrap and a thin package

Can anyone reccomend me some automatic knifes?

>>58721987

post links

>>58720749
I have a black one and i need to wipe it from dust everyday, take a white one or a karlby oak worktop and it will be nice

>>58723385
Honestly you ain't going to find anything better at that price. It the headband bothers you so much you can put tape over it. If you can stretch your budget more there's Superlux hd681, tascam th-02 or monoprice 8323 available for around $20

>>58723570
cool thanks

>>58723493
https://world.taobao.com/item/45465303609.htm

>>58723566
my black desk always looks like shit because I'm too lazy to wipe it more often than once a week. also all my external hard drives, amp, most cables and stuff like that are black and it's kinda hilarious how had they are to see in bad lighting.

>Placed Gearbest US warehouse order over 1 week ago
>Still not shipped because apparently it's really hard to put something in a box and slap a label on it
Good guy Gearbest giving me still that authentic chink shit buying experience locally

>>58723709
it's chinese new year, they're on a holiday till feb. 1-7

>>58723489
All the microtech clones are pretty good.
You can find halos on dhgate for like 40ish.
Beware local laws though, customs took mine.

>>58723728
In America? Their site claims that US/EU warehouses are still shipping

>>58723709
>>58723741
Contact support.

>>58723740
Give a link so i have a starting point please

>>58724029
>>58723740
Nvm found it

40$ is out of my budget :(

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Got Mail today!
What could it be?

>>58724061
Boxes, so electronics.

>>58723740
Are there any for around 15?

>>58724061
the big one is a dildo

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tomorrow i will start working as a freelancer
what chinkshit can help me to be more of an organized person and stop being in the bed

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>>58724104
1/3 is electronics.
First is this
The new 20K Mah Xiaomi Powerbank.
it is very compact. compared to my EastyAcc 15k it really is tiny.
2 Full size Usb and a Charging microusb port.It has hard shell of plastic, and the grip is pretty nice
>>58724154
no sorry. Next time i order i'll try some tengas tho

>>58724164
Chink adderall
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/50g-Pure-Natural-Wild-Ephedra-Tea-Herbal-Tea-Chinese-ephedra-Sinica-Ma-Huang-Anti-cough-fating/32662887089.html

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>>58724191

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4 items arrived, 4 more to go, thanks to my slow ass customs my shit arrive 3-4 months after I order em.
-20mm watch strap
-KZ ATES
-bag for earbuds
-$0.01 usb cable I didn't even needed but bought because of how cheap it was

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>>58724181
Second Item is a screwdriver set that i got for 10 eurobucks

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What is the deal with this banggood game?

Did anyone complete? Is the Rooster card super rare?

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>>58724361
>he fell for the KZ meme
Should have stuck with the Eiaosi X6 like everyone else, anon.

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>>58724471
Seems like, and in the end you will win only "$17 off orders over $50"-coupon.

>>58724712
Thanks but it's the cancereous shilling that has keep me away from anything eiaosi.

>>58722192
>>58722239
I'm not gonna this that this isn't real... but it has been working fine for me for me since I bought the phone. Both on Lineage and MIUI.

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>>58724712
That's understandable. I dismissed the comments on here as merely outlandish shilling until I tried them for myself.

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>>58720574
Are any of those {Ajazz, Magicforce, Noppoo Choc, Royal Kludge} keyboard re-programmable ?

>>58720749
>Chinese furniture
I want to get this desk, but I'm scared shipping is going to be really expensive. The legit version of this desk is around $10k.
https://m.alibaba.com/product/1455870433/TL056-12-15-glass-table-Carlo.html?s=p&spm=a2706.7843299.1998817009.1.xV86UP

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Anyone tried those magnetic shoelaces?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1-Pair-Novelty-Magnetic-Casual-Sneaker-Shoe-Buckles-Closure-No-Tie-Shoelace-New/32637400774.html

>>58724864

Don't be a faggot

>>58724902
Thanks for the input

>>58724864
>shoelaces
what fucking century is this

>>58724864
Looks cool, but I wouldn't pay $2.24 for shoe laces

Are non-Xiaomi chink tablets really crappy?
There's a big sale on but I don't see mipads marked down

>>58724864
Would trust it for actual running

>>58725010
*not trust

>>58725002
Big sale where?

>>58725000
You're paying for the magnet things, not for the shoelaces.

>>58725010
i dunno, i'd probably give them a try.

I think I'm going to break my Fonge earphones soon because I'm using the volume slider as a stress toy and constantly sliding it up and down

>>58725058
On Ali.
Pretty bad timing considering everybody is with their families instead of working though.
Guess they want to encourage people to still buy stuff

Thoughts on ZST Colorfuls?

Reminder to unsub from Comfy Tech Reviews.

>>58724361
link for 0.01$ cable?

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>>58725477
I bought it for 0.01$ but now it's 3 dollars, do you still want it?

>>58725235
Gayyyy

>>58725235
Was gonna buy a pair but then i heard that they have harsh highs which i'm not a fan of.
I really like how they look though.

>>58725733
But they look so fucking good

>>58726030
they are going to be in your ears dude
and no one else cares what your tiny iems look like

>>58726155
I do

>>58725474
Why?

So I'm trying to buy an Aukey USB wall charger with 2 or 3 USB ports, but there are a fuckload of different options. Can I still plug stuff with no Quick Charge on Quick-Charge enabled ports? Mainly just looking into something to use on a LG G4, iPad Mini 3 and still maybe have a port left for other people to use when traveling.

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Any budget chink tablet rec's? Looking for a nice win10 one to replace my chuwi hi8
The things I didn't like about it was lack of sleep mode, the backlight being god awful, and the rest of the bad things I could live with I guess
Preferably with bluetooth
And around the same power as the GPD Win, since that can just barely emulate gamecube and I'd probably use it mainly for just that. Emulation
I know I could browse through hundreds of tablets but I'd like to see some firsthand opinions

>>58726794
ofc you can plug stuff with no quick charge in it, it'll just give less charge than if you plugged something with QC in it.

>>58726798
What's your budget? $100? $200?

What does Dispatch PreAlert mean? Orderd a Mi Band 2 but it got shipped by SYPost, which is apparently slow as fuck even for chinks.

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>>58726918
Doesnt matter too much, preferably under 300
Mostly just looking for something to save up for in the future

>>58726867
Nice. I have no real clue about this stuff, so I was a bit worried that shit would get fucked if plugged in into those ports with higher amperage or whatever. Good to know that it doesn't matter.

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They swear...

>>58727010
Well Cube i7 Book is one the better Windows tablets available and it's $270 at banggood with a coupon. Got a Intel Core M CPU so it'll run games better than the Intel Cherry Trail tablets

>>58721420
I bought a 9$ z77 on amazon a while ago

>>58727152
Alright cool

any cool and cheap chink shit for my car?

>>58727150
It's a Trump quote he once made in a CNN interview

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Does anyone have this Meme Band 2 strap? How do I adjust this?

I'm afraid I might do it wrong and deform it horribly.

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>>58727513
Another shot of the lock

>>58724827
My Motorspeed one is

>>58722870
I like the way that it looks, but the thing is that the rodina tribute is cheaper, and it is known to be reliable.

Should I buy a Redmi Note 4?

I need a new phone soon and I've never bought a chinkphone before.

Is this the /g/ approved chinkphone or is there a better one?

>>58727983
Wait for the Note 4X

>>58727983
No, it's not. The Mediatek CPU means it gets no custom ROM support. Redmi Note 3 Pro is the /g/ recommended phone (pick RN3P special edition if you need B20 LTE)

>>58727513
You lift that clasp looking thingy and move the whole piece to asjust it, then put the thing back on it's original position

>>58727513
https://youtu.be/66frFs2E0qY
And then slide it. Once done, press until it clicks

>>58724864
I guarantee it won't hold.

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Are these Pisen Hi-Fi earphones any good?

>>58728141
>>58728329
Thanks, mates. I'll give it a try.

>>58728072
ALright. I ordered a Note 3 pro. Now I just have to wait 1 - 2 months.

>>58728468
Looks pretty terrible

>>58728468
Just get an EIAOSI

>>58728072
>Redmi Note 3 Pro is the /g/ recommended phone
This really grinds my gears. The ZuK Z2 has a way better SoC and yet its not the recommended phone. Its SD820 can do way more things that the SD650 will struggle doing.

Has anyone here ever won anything from the "freebies" thing on the aliexpress app?

Anyone know how to unlock Zuk z2 bootloader? I can't download the image because nothing happens after I enter my serial number and login information on the zuk developer website. Just want a different ROM man

>>58728803
RN3P has way better dev community support, better battery life, A MicroSD slot. And the SD650 can do pretty much everything the SD820 can just fine.

>>58728630
This.
There is literally no reason to buy any other Chinese iem at this point.

Is it safe to buy now?

>>58729627
Not yet. I'll tell you when.

>>58729627
It never safe to buy chink shit

>>58729864
>but for that price it won't hurt
Exactly

Anyone wanna tell me why ali wont let me use rheir 4 dollars off coupon on order 4.01 $ or more?

Keep telling im unable to participate in the promotion, despite just making an account and ali giving me those coupons

Are the Aukey 3-in-1 $10 phone lenses any good? Any alternatives for fisheye and macro lenses?

>>58729864
not really, they have amazing bass and fall short everywhere else. they're very heavily shilled. I'd suggest getting a fonge s500 or paying a little more for something more reputable.

alternatively if you've already made the grave mistake of buying them i'd recommend burning them in for ~40 hours so they don't sound like straight garbage

Got a question, was using my calculator a few minutes ago and got to thinking...

Is there a texas instruments graphing calculator clone that is good?

I don't really need the graphing calculator, but I really liked using them in school.

Does anybody here have any good things to say about this MP3 player?

www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Original-MP3-Player-8GB-BENJIE-S5-Metal-APE-FLAC-WAV-High-Sound-Quality-Entry-level-Lossless/202190_32646673512.html

I really like the overall look and the FLAC support is nice too. And for $25 it's one of the cheaper players I've seen so far. I don't really care about the display. Shitty OLED is fine with me

Am I gonna get chinked with this?

>>58727513
>>58727539
LINK
I
N
K

>>58730185
I didn't buy it on any of the chinksites here. I bought it on Lazada.

>>58720574
What is some good valentines shit I can get for my gf :3

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I just dug up pic related. How do I make it American?

Can someone explain the x6 triggered meme.
I just ordered two pairs?

>>58730315
East german flag

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>chink protection runs out
>still haven't received package
>don't open dispute because I'm not a third world nigger
>package arrives the next day
just trust the chinks

>>58729965
Many such cases

What's a quality and durable Bluetooth adapter that works on Windows 10 for a PS4 controller?

>>58730439
Is artsmoo still alive?

>>58730422
Now I have cancer, thanks.

>>58730412
???

>>58722096
ted please

>>58722245
Eh don't think any of them will be good, if you want something that won't break after the first lock get southord

>>58722245
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyUcXeO16XM

>>58727956
>rodina tribute
thanks, wasn't aware of it's existence!

Why is everything suspiciously highly rated on aliexpress? (pls no bully I hardly lurk /csg/) Even people who complain of items breaking still give the item five stars

>>58730920
If you get a refund and also keep the broken item it would be an ass move to 1/5 them,

They also go batshit insane with one stars ratings, since that means money lost and their store can be closed for a week or in extreme cases shutdown permanently.

>>58727956
>>58730915
by the way, the best way to acquire pice of technology like that ? or directly from their website

>>58722245
This ones breddy gud
http://www.gearbest.com/lock-picks-and-tools/pp_235667.html?wid=21
Picked a few locks to test them out. Was pretty rough on them and they seemed to be quite strong

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>>58731050
>>58722245
>>58730850
>>58730866

been wanting to pick this skill up... for reasons. how hard it is ? i'm pretty good with my hands, tried with some paper clips and stuff, but they all just bend

>>58731087
I got a pretty cheap (~$5?) lockpick set from Fasttech a couple of months ago and practiced on my own house locks. Sometimes i got through in 10 seconds and sometimes i got through in 10 minutes. It definitely takes some practice but sometimes you just get stupid lucky

>>58731087
I'm still pretty new to it, but after watching a couple youtube vids on it, i managed to pick both the locks on my gun safe.
Took me like 20-30 mins of fiddling around, but was fucking satisfying when i finally got it.
All you really need is a working set of hands, and a bit of patience and persistence.

>tfw dispute over an item that ran out of protection after i extended it an additional 30 days on top of the initial 20
>it comes in the mail today
>aliexpress is stepping in now

am i going to at least get a partial refund? i waited a cool ass minute for this shit

>>58731087
Yeah I tried it with paperclips as well, couldn't get it to work until after I picked with a real set. I just watched a bunch of vids and read the beginner threads on the lock picking subreddit (call me a normie, idgaf).

After you pop your first lock (the lock picking subreddit has some good beginner locks) it becomes a lot easier, and you can work up the difficulty gradually.

>>58731133
>>58731110
fair enough, will order soon, thanks!

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>>58730960
Feels good doing this. kek. They really do go ballistic.

>>58731154
Most likely full refund

>>58726441
His videos are shit.

Got my XTY micro today after 18 days. Decided to read the news to test it, and I'm happy with the result (vocaroo.com/i/s1f97lFokdg6).

>>58725531
>doesn't know that cheap A to C cables can fry his devices because chinks can't use resistors properly

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Ree, messed up I think

Pic related, given the wiring theres no way I can use this to control my stepper is there? Fucking moon runes and lack of data while in shop.

So my smart tv can't play mkv and some other formats. Is there a chink shit I could buy that would fix this?

>>58731528
Raspberry pi.

>>58731528
Raspberry Pi.
If you really need chinkshit to save some dollars, get an Orange Pi and install Armbian/Kodi on it.
Official Orange Pi images are trash.

>>58731528
Android tv box

http://www.ioffer.com/i/2017-new-men-s-women-s-west-sneakers-running-air-shoes-631887569?i=370756799

anyone know if these shoes could be decent?

also i remember an older link about "2016 shoes" being posted before, did someone actually buy those and if so can they give a review

>>58729079
>And the SD650 can do pretty much everything the SD820 can just fine.
And I bet you can't even prove it.

>>58729988
Dont listen to this fag


>>58729864
They are good

>>58731762
They're ugly. Why do you want them?

Are the "arduinos" etc from Aliexpress going to start a housefire?

The zircon is $9.99 at the moment. Should I buy one or just buy three (3) Eiaosi x6 instead?

>>58732139
well do you want better IEMs or 3x worse IEMs.

>>58730667
But I already used the code before, I need another Shinkai mousepad.

>>58732062
Probably not. How much current do you really want to run through an arduino anyway.

Would you buy from a 93% store in ali but with around 50k feedbacks and has been in business since 2010, or would you buy from a 97% store that opened exactly a year ago and has 7k feedbacks?

>>58732231
Both yes. For anything under $100.

>>58731528
I'd attach a HTPC. I'm less minimalist than the other people here so it'd be more like a Tronsmart x5 ($90 intel z8300 windows box) or a faster Android box.

7 items and all have Flight depart status for a week now. Are Chinks still not working or was I given a China only tracking number?

>>58732139
Zircon

>>58732261
Not every place is the same. Generally just expect them to work again on like the 2nd or 4th and deal with congestion issues at first.

When will the lazy chinkpanzees go back to work? I want to consume.

>>58732407
2nd February, maybe 4th.

They probably will be processing existing orders for a moment so you might as well order now.

>>58732407
Doesn't matter. The bulk of your 2 month shipping time is waiting to fill a shipping container. When there are this many orders queued up, they can fill one almost instantly.

>>58730422
>order meme mousepad
>meme gets stale while in shipping
BRAVO

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Is this legit?

>>58732508
Hard to say from looking at your pic if they're legit or not, but they surely look gay!

>>58732549
Just like u

http://www.gearbest.com/multi-rotor-parts/pp_401606.html?wid=8

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>>58732480
Kek

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Anyone got the Xiaomi mechanical keyboard?

/csg/s onions about Koolertron mechanical keyboards?

>>58732643
I like purple onions

>>58732649
ment opinions
but yes purple onions are great.

>>58732588
> Variant that ships only from & to the USA is half the price of everyone else's variant.
Is this appeasement?

>>58732649
Purple a shit. Fried white are best onions.

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Just ordered some switches from Taobao. Weight probably won't even reach 500g. I payed an additional 6 yuan for shipping, am I gonna have to pay more later?

>>58732643
talking about this one https://www.aliexpress.com/item/E-element-Gaming-Mechanical-Keyboard-Rainbow-Colorful-LED-Backlit-Outemu-mechanical-Blue-switches-87-keys-LED/32616995648.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_1_10065_10068_10000032_119_10000025_10000029_430_10000028_10060_10062_10056_10055_10000062_10054_10059_10099_10000022_10000012_10103_10000015_10102_10101_10096_10000018_10000019_10000056_10000059_10052_10053_10107_10050_10106_10051_10000053_10000007_10000050_10084_10118_10083_10000047_10080_10082_10081_10110_10111_10112_10113_10114_10115_10000041_10000044_10078_10079_10000038_429_10073_10000035_10121,searchweb201603_2,afswitch_1,single_sort_2_default&btsid=4ae43226-bd03-4321-afb5-60c76c6d02ef

Its 43€ on my Amazon. I like blue and brown cherry mx switches but need a tks keyboard because my desk is very smalll.

>>58720076
Why does this cost less? Is it not the newest version?
https://m.fasttech.com/p/3382700

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this mothafucking fat ass sex toy weights 16kg and those shipping cost
wtf?

>>58721764
>>58721786
>>58722007
Aliexpress Tools and Chnprice add a referral cookie to any of the listings you browse. Add the item to the cart while logged in and use a separate clean browser OR incognito mode to purchase.

>>58732679
looks ugly as sin

>>58732663
Ur gay

>>58731770
And I bet you can't prove that SD820 is better than SD650 in real world scenarios either.

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>>58721987
>>58722043

>>58732691
The reason chink shipping is so cheap is due to the Universal Post Union.
They lowered the small package price so people could send crap from low-income countries (e.g China) to family in high-income countries (e.g Norway or something) without paying a fortune.
Sadly, these regulations only apply to packages below 1kg or 2kg depending on country.
For anything above 1-2kg, always expect the regular international shipping costs that are ridiculously high.

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>tfw i get 5,5% cashback from AE orders (even with mobile discounts also)

>>58720874
Yes
But all refunds go straight to your bank account.
The seller can't straight-out send you cash if you don't have a Chinese Bank Account.

Know the refund/return period and play it safe

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>>58732798
>5.5%
Use a proper website faggot.

>>58723428
oh wow I also work in finnish post service, Kilo sorting centre
it's one of the main reasons I keep buying chink shit, gotta keep my job in demand

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>>58724471
>>58724723
Seems pretty rare to me.

>>58732730
It's called Antutu

>>58731557
>>58731587
are these plug and play? is the Raspbery Pi Zero good?

>>58733036
No they can do a lot of different things so you have to install the OS you want. Kodi is a media player, handles all those files and network play. Installation is simple.

>>58733048
Just make sure you can make a bootable SD card, it won't boot from Usb, as I learned the hard way.

>>58733015
>real world
>antutu
Pick one.

>>58721655
Piece of shit. 64 GB microSD came with 3 GB less formatted space than a 64 GB Sandisk.

>>58733036
>>58733048
Technically it is /almost/ Plug-and-play.
At least the Raspberry Pi. It has a distro called "OpenELEC", which is a pre-configured Kodi media center.
Put OpenELEC on an SD card, pop it in the Pi, and boot, voila, media center.

The Orange Pi isn't tho. Armbian is the same proceedure as above, but you'll have to run some commands to install Kodi ontop of it.

>>58733075
You don't even "install anything, you just put the image on the SD card and there's a full OS with some default password.

New thread here
>>58733120
>>58733120
>>58733120

>>58733090
>You don't even "install anything, you just put the image on the SD card and there's a full OS with some default password.

That makes sense, since the pi has no storage by default whatsoever. I needs the SD though, USB won't cut it.

is there any place I can get an adidas tracksuit?
don't care if it's original, the cheaper the better, I want to have a slav attire for when it's needed

>>58732683
>Authentic Xiaomi Mi "10000mAh" Mobile Power Bank
>6250mAh actual capacity

Yes, that's the old version. The main difference is the form factor. The new version has roughly the dimensions of a 5,5" phone, whereas the old one looks like 3 18650 batteries stuck together because that's what it is.

>>58733147
Nope, you gotta put an SD card in it. If you're only using it to stream media tho. Some 4GB card that you'll find on sale for $2 at any electronics store will cut it

>>58732777
Okay, thanks for the heads up

Is 10.1" tablet far away from comfy? Or should I go for smaller size?

Bigger are cheaper and with better specs, but I'm concerned if it's too big.

>>58723024
Then what is Baidou?

>>58720749
>putting the tower on carpet

>>58721773
Did you get that Umaru from AliExpress? Do you have a link to it? Can't find the official life-sized cushion anywhere that isn't over $100.

>>58722320
Because my fiancee has it.