>touchscreen >two usbC ports Can you envision a better laptop?

>>58719348
> >touchscreen
Nuh-huh.

>>58719348
>no touchscreen
>three usbC ports

>>58719415
this

>>58719348
>How can we improve battery life for this thing ?
>w-we could remove the unused touch....
>UNDERCLOCK THE CPU
>b-but Mr.Cock, it would not make sense to
>UNDERCLOCK. THE. FUCKING. CPU.
>and then they all had sex and got superpregnant.
>the end

>>58719348
incoming thinkbrick poorfags

>>58719415
>>58719378
t.luddite

>>58719348
>touchesmypenis
>ten usbC ports

Can you imagine working at Apple and you get assigned to the "slightly thicker" macbook testing engineering division and you've worked hard for months and clearly have the better product than those jackasses in the "slightly thinner" division, and then one some day some middle aged prick from management comes in and tells you the marketing team has decided to go with the thinner design but not to worry, you're being moved to the watch strap division. Those guys are in desperate need of help calibrating their heart rate monitors to work as cock rings. So you pack up your things and shuffle on on over to the even gayer department.

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https://9to5mac.com/2016/11/03/2016-macbook-pro-thunderbolt-compatibility-issues/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYVjIjBMx6o

>dual-core processor (not even kaby lake)
>no 10-bit HEVC and VP9 HW decoding
>have to have a bunch of dongles at all times
>can't use any existing TB3 devices
>can't use USB and wifi at the same time
>keyboard shallower than a hollywood slut
>keyboard louder than a sheboon nigress
>proprietary SSD
>memetouch emojibar
>no USB-A
>no escape
>soldered ram
>tamper tape on battery screws

APPLEL IS FINISHED & BANKRUPT

MACFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>58719676
That's not the laptop we're talking about.
Also, those dongles are lightning, why?