Fix Windows Update

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>>58716817
>Thank you for upgrading to windows 10

>>58716817
Are you retarded?
Microsoft already did this for you, a long time ago.

http://www.howtogeek.com/255435/how-to-update-windows-7-all-at-once-with-microsofts-convenience-rollup/

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> Installs file from some anon
>Thanks for adding your new win 7 machine to my botnet

>>58716817

Dumbass.

How stupid do you think we are

>WindowsUpdates.zip
Sounds legit

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>>58716817
I'm not hook'd that easily, bud

>>58716817
congratulations on inventing the wheel what will not work past next month

OP here.
If you doubt me you could just verify the digital signature or do a checksum, they're legit.
Also, no, the link posted earlier is not enough to fix it.

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>>58716817
Nice job fag

>>58716817
>>>/wsr/

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>>58716817

>>58716924
Did they do the same for 8.1?

>>58716817
>fix windows
Only with linux iso.

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Pic related is the real way to get Win 7 updated easily:
>install IE11
>run 1 if not already running SP1
>run 2 in all instances
>download and run 3 in all instances, its a link to download KB3125574 which is an update rollup.
>from then use Win Updates rinse and repeat until juices run clear

>>58716817
>What is WSUS Offline

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>>58716817
Femanon here

I installed your update zip file on my boyfriend's laptop but then when I rebooted it this message appeared? I don't really understand it, I don't use Tor browser, I use the blue E and google.

>>58716817
You'd have to be a stupid son of a bitch to fall for this.

>>58716817
>Not just slipstreaming them into the iso so you don't lose time after a fresh install
I though I was on /g/

>>58722794
U got REKT

>>58716817
Install 7, then install these four updates

> [1] Installing and searching for updates is slow and high CPU usage occurs in Windows 7 and Windows Server 2008 R2
https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/kb/3102810

> [2] How to update the Windows Update Agent to the latest version
https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/kb/949104

> [3] April 2015 servicing stack update for Windows 7 and Windows Server 2008 R2
https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/kb/3020369

> [4] July 2016 update rollup for Windows 7 SP1 and Windows Server 2008 R2 SP1
https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/kb/3172605

>AVOID:
KB2952664
KB3021917
KB3068708
KB3080149
KB3184143
KB971033

>>58722909
Are these the only updates I need?

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>>58722928
Yes. The x64 on x64 WIndows, the x86 on x86 Windows.
Get clean SP1 iso from here:
http://mirror.corenoc.de/digitalrivercontent.net/

>>58722963
>http://mirror.corenoc.de/digitalrivercontent.net/

Recently been wanting to play with Win7 embedded/POS.

Anyone know where to get legit ISO ...?

Been very curious if daz loader will work with it and be able to configure it to be very, very lean and still productive.

The updates & rollup _should_ all work with it, right? Anyone tried that yet?

>>58723135
>Win7 Embedded

http://download.microsoft.com/download/1/B/5/1B5FDE63-DA91-4A22-A320-91E002DE1326/Standard_7SP1_64bit/Standard 7 SP1 64bit IBW.part1.exe
http://download.microsoft.com/download/1/B/5/1B5FDE63-DA91-4A22-A320-91E002DE1326/Standard_7SP1_64bit/Standard 7 SP1 64bit IBW.part2.rar
http://download.microsoft.com/download/1/B/5/1B5FDE63-DA91-4A22-A320-91E002DE1326/Standard_7SP1_64bit/Standard 7 SP1 64bit IBW.part3.rar
http://download.microsoft.com/download/1/B/5/1B5FDE63-DA91-4A22-A320-91E002DE1326/Standard_7SP1_64bit/Standard 7 SP1 64bit IBW.part4.rar
http://download.microsoft.com/download/1/B/5/1B5FDE63-DA91-4A22-A320-91E002DE1326/Standard_7SP1_64bit/Standard 7 SP1 64bit IBW.part5.rar
http://download.microsoft.com/download/1/B/5/1B5FDE63-DA91-4A22-A320-91E002DE1326/Standard_7SP1_64bit/Standard 7 SP1 64bit IBW.part6.rar
http://download.microsoft.com/download/1/B/5/1B5FDE63-DA91-4A22-A320-91E002DE1326/Standard_7SP1_64bit/Standard 7 SP1 64bit IBW.part7.rar

Google "XGY72" for key, no loaders or the like needed.

>>58723229

Fantastic delivery, anon. Thank you very much!

>>58722909
I am going to be putting this shit to the test later better be right or else!

>>58722963
Thanks senpai

>>58716924
Does that contain the telemetry updates? If it does, can you remove it?

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good info in this threat.

it sucks that when the newer, more powerful, super duper hardware comes out it will straight up not support windows 7, even though it is technically the same architecture. i honestly do not hate windows 10 -- aside from the privacy issues. i will probably upgrade to the enterprise or ltsb edition. i wished you could customize windows to the same level as linux; i.e., remove features you do not want without sacrificing overall system functionality and stability.

also anyone ever find out what happened to the windows atom table exploit?

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>>58716817
gee...

>>58723554
>or else
What?

>>58723645
You're welcome

>>58723860
>when the newer, more powerful, super duper hardware comes out ...

... install/config super-lean linux distro as your main, then virtualize all your other OS installations, including 2ndary linux+DE for GUI workspace. Mix and match for personal preferences & requirements.

Running around in circles with your hair on fire and waving your hands around while screaming "I don't know what I'll EVER do!" is not going to get you very far in this life, anon. Try to grow up a little.

>>58723860
>dat pic

i image searched that picture.

this is tiffanny star

she was once a cute lil pornstar noob.

look her up now. after hundreds, if not thousands of cocks later, she looks like uttershit.

not to mention she is now a single mother with her nigger baby.

>>58723957
>... install/config super-lean linux distro as your main, then virtualize all your other OS installations, including 2ndary linux+DE for GUI workspace.

no thanks i am not going to spend less than an hour configuring my system. i am not going to write scripts for audio or graphical instances

even fucking torvald says he hates doing that shit

so fuck you

>>58723965
shit happens when you fuck niggers..

>>58723938
or else nothing you idiot what did you expect. thanks for post tho

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>>58723965
she doesnt look that bad

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>>58720178
>get sega pc version of ecco the dolphin
>looks like nice game about dolphin saving his friends
>quickly turns into a hard-as-nails horror with freaky aliens and shit
fucking dolphins, never to be trusted

>>58725641
that's a different tiffany star

>>58722794

Femanon
/G/

Pick one

>>58726580
There is one. But she's smarter than installing random packages from file sharing services.

>>58725641
obesity is a disgusting mental and physical illness

>>58716817
>Windrones will defend the fact you can't update out of the box and have to fuck around with manually installing updates just to be able to use Windows Update

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>>58717376
>Not posting the high res version
Here is a better one.

>>58717376
LMAO....that literally made me laugh my ass off.

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>>58722822
How do I use them?

You have 'trash' program on thebleft side of yourbwindow. Just drop all the files on it. it will automatically install and tune them 4 you.

I just noticed that I have "Diagnostics Tracking Service" in my services and I don't know what update installed it. I tried using this https://gist.github.com/xvitaly/eafa75ed2cb79b3bd4e9 but it's still there. Could it be from the January 2017 rollup?

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>>58716817

>>58728698
Me too! Save it, it's all yours my friend :)

>>58726580
The joke went right over didn't it...

>>58722449
This. It is now my most useful flash drive.

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>>58720178

>>58723229
>>58723135

>>Win7 Embedded
What does it do? Freshly installed on my pc.

any good driver update software for a fresh install?

>>58717516
God damn it... I was winning for a good 4 years now

I installed Windows 8.1 with update 2 days ago.

I decided -not- to update it through the usual means. I installed only a manual update so adobe tools could work, but that's it.

Tell me, am I very wrong in avoiding updates?

>>58722909
confirmed for falling at the first hurdle, you need to update to IE11 first unless you have all those installers downloaded first.

Regardless starting by updating IE should be the first step