Windows ads thread. Post windows ads ITT

>>58716258
windows is adware

>>58716281
30 seconds after seeing that in an OS, I would be deleting it & installing something else

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Don't you love it when your desktop becomes an advertisement platform?

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>>58716440

>>58716258
You know there are at least a dozen applications that run scripts that remove all this bullshit.

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>>58716458
Remove ads from my calculator plese

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>>58716446
>>58716458

>>58716458
I think you missed the point.

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>>58716472
DON'T fall for shady ad remover skid sripts, my calculator doesn't work any more

>>58716258
>microsoft solitaire collection premium edition
JUST

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>>58716487
please tell me this real

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HOLY SHIT LMAO

I thought you guys are posting fake pictures.

Is it time, /g/?

>>58716440
>>58716447
Is that even legal?
They can't charge for something they were advertising for free
Why do they even charge for the enterprise os?

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>>58716533
>Is it time, /g/?
Yes.

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>>58716472
>>58716487
>>58716533
>Ads
>In the fucking calculator

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>>58716568
Didn't you know? Microsoft is above the law. They can force you to got from a product you payed for years ago. to a new piece of shit you never asked for or accepted.

>>58716487
>>58716472
lmao

>>58716487
>>58716472
>Current state of windows

>>58716474
slut

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>>58716615
>They can force you to got from a product you payed for years ago

>have windows
>only seen this before
>>58716316

does American windows have more adds than everywhere else or something?

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Anyone care to translate this?

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>>58716472

>>58716258
>>58716281
>>58716472
Never ran into anything like this, honestly.

>>58716738
Probably to do with your country.

This just happened to me.

>Making a backup of my laptops hard drive
>All of a sudden "Windows has finished updating your device will restart during inactive hours (which happens to be right now)"
>Won't let me choose whether or not I want to restart or what my inactive hours are because the restart has already been initiated without asking me
>"Please save your work prior to restarting" :^)
Fucking windows. Now I have to start over from the beginning when I as almost done. Minor happening maybe, but complete bullshit.

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>>58716738
>Fresh install of windows 10, to see what's the fuss is about
>See this
>Screenshot, save on flash drive
>Wipe partition

>>58716748
Its late. Forgive my typo and lack of commas

>>58716748
I use windows 7 in VM, where I can actually save complete snapshots

I have never seen an ad in my entire time using Win10. What fucking options are you guys clicking?

>>58716749
What's wrong?

>>58716846
2 (((third party))) ads, if you are not blind.

Wake up, wincuck

>>58716568

The free upgrade never applied to enterprise customers retard.

> thinking that businesses purchase Windows the same way consumers do

>>58716487
Why did you try to break MS's software by removing a valuable feature? Don't you want to be able to use the software the way the developers intended?

>>58716724
How do you turn the spyware from 'basic' to 'none?'

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>>58717172
>Give mi a riviu pls
>On a

c a l c u l a t o r

>wincucks controlling that damage by calling it a ((valuable feature))

>>58716458
yeah, but why should you have to make an effort -
spend an entire day stripping all the crap out, changing settings - making the software useable. Rafts of programs to "manage it".
The OS cannot manage itself anymore. They do not care. You are the market the fact the OS is a tool, that's secondary. To see stupid cartoon adverts while you are trying to do something serious. No.

>>58716749
do they think all their users are children?

>>58716311
I was sure windows 10 privacy invasions would be the final stray for many people, but it's just a new slot in our lock turning.

>>58716864
What ads? I don't see no ads.

>>58717290
Considering, most of /g/ use windows for video games it is justified to think they are children

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>use enterprise edition
>no ads to post on /g/
>cannot vote on calc.exe in the store

>>58716258
>not copying over the games from Windows XP

>>58716864
1 is Candy Crush, what's the other?

>>58717462
>Candy Crush
>Photoshop
>Flipboard
It's actually three

>>58717456
MS gives you a virus if you do that.

>>58717481
I think clickbait news articles might count as ads too.

bumping this thread, fuck pajeets and chinks

>>58716568
The $7 and $15 a month is for enterprise uesrs who never got the free update.
It's actually pretty cool because if you upgrade (and probably use it for X amount of time) then stop paying for it then it will downgrade to windows 10 pro and stay activated.

>>58717189
Hasn't it been confirmed that even the enterprise edition pings M$ and you still can't disable everything?

The Apple MacBook Pro with Retina Display doesn't have this problem.

>>58716746

also I don't think this shit happens for Pro

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>>58717893
Yep, but Pajeets will defend this.

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>>58716258
Oh look I made them all disappear forever. It is called suggestions for software you can download from Store based on your habits.

You can turn it off with a mouse click. Yet we have this same dumb fuck thread everyday.

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>>58716749
>>58717452
>>58717893

you still get ads with enterprise. see pic related.

BUT you can turn the live tiles off, as I've just discovered.

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>>58719743
What are these ads that everyone keeps talking about? I am using Win10 since the day free upgrade went live. Once suggestions are disabled, start menu is static.

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>>58719813
https://www.google.com.au/search?q=windows+10+ads&client=ubuntu&hs=P4u&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjk5t3XjurRAhUQh7wKHWkFA4MQ_AUICigD&biw=1920&bih=956

>>58719832
Even after disabling suggestions and live tiles?

>>58719844
Apparently all configs reset after anniversary update

>>58716258
Help me, I can't find them.

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>>58719858
I am using latest build.

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>>58719879

>>58717189
Lol I made that picture
Thread was great

>>58719902
For idiots that don't reset PC after upgrading to new build. I download the ISO from MS and do clean install, never had any issue.

>>58719939
>reset PC after upgrading to new build
why is that a standard again?

>>58719743
Not if you are using the enterprise ltsb

>>58719979
Because each new build is essentially a new version of Windows as it is a now a rolling release.

When you upgrade from say Ubuntu 15.04 to 16.04 you encounter a cluster fuck of problems. Same for upgrading from one build to another of Windows.

It is always best to clean install or at least reset PC once so you have new configs and drivers running without conflict.

>>58719979

has been since 1991

next thing you're gonna be asking is why is allahu snakbar

>>58720009
Windows is a rolling distro now, isn't it? Upgrading the rolling flavor of ubuntu doesn't have problems, but upgrading LTS versions do.

Updating Arch doesn't have problems as well.

>ITT: people that don't know how to configure Windows