>2017 Why don't you own the best laptop on the market?

>>58694965
Tried it in the store and didn't like the touchpad

>>58694965
Because I refuse to give Apple money, and I'm not Jamal

>>58694965
I don't like the keyboard

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https://9to5mac.com/2016/11/03/2016-macbook-pro-thunderbolt-compatibility-issues/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYVjIjBMx6o

>dual-core processor (not even kaby lake)
>no 10-bit HEVC and VP9 HW decoding
>have to have a bunch of dongles at all times
>can't use any existing TB3 devices
>can't use USB and wifi at the same time
>keyboard shallower than a hollywood slut
>keyboard louder than a sheboon nigress
>proprietary SSD
>memetouch emojibar
>no USB-A
>no escape
>soldered ram
>tamper tape on battery screws

So this is a YLYL thread?

>>58694965
I won't pay that much for a laptop

>>58694965
Doesn't support Libreboot.

I'm straight.

There are multiple Apple shill threads already. Is somebody paying you faggots to spam this board or what?

>>58694965
You didn't lie when you said you'd shill your laptop here.
How many threads have you made since the unboxing? Seems like I see you daily.

>>58694965
i'm waiting for the kaby lake refresh

>>58695043
I took off a few weeks because I've been preoccupied. LG did send me some free Thunderbolt 3 monitors though, so I will be shilling those soon too.

>>58695041
You think they do it for free or something?

>>58695041
apple is just in people's minds

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>2017
>no touchscreen
>can't be converted into a tablet

>>58695193
At least the screen doesn't wobble and you can actually close it.

>>58695193
>not be poor and buy a first class laptop and a separate first class tablet
>instead buy a compromise of a shitty laptop and a shitty tablet

Top kek, microshill please go.

>>58695058
actually, is there a significant difference between kaby and skylake?

>>58694965
>soldered ssd

>touch bar
>homOS
not worth the money

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>>58695227
Then there is this.

>>58695274
>carrying around two devices instead of one

Tablets are just not useful enough to be a whole device. But combined with laprops they are pretty nice. Reading documents in portrait mode is more convenient.

>>58694965
Because the 2015 edition is better.

>>58695193
Pretending that these things are actually good.

>>58694965
Im in the process of lemoning my 2014 macbook pro so i can get this for free.

>>58695193
Hi Pajeet. Nice of you to advertise your product.

Now fuck off, that is a piece of garbage, never post here again.

>>58694965
- you need dongles for every device you want to connect
- no card reader
- I heard touchbar turns off in about 30 secs, so you need to tap it once to turn back on
- 13' costs freaking 2000 euros

>>58695569
dude USB-C is literally the future. In 6 months all external drives will have USB-C.

everyone goes apeshit everytime apple does this, then things calm down.

>>58694965
>Chinese made Laptop
>Good

Superior Japanese technology coming through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgaGq1lQbRM

>>58695066
Good man.

>>58695601
Chinese manufacturing is A+ nowadays, better than Japs. Even Japs manufacture in China you dolt.

FYI Apple devices are designed & R&D'd in Cupertino, California.

>>58695384
this

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>>58695384
>>58695652
>t. mactoddler

>>58695635
>t. mactoddler

>>58694965
Too expensive, maybe when I graduate and have a job.

>>58695661
>trusting any nigger's article instead of actually using the machine

>>58695684
I use both Winshit and macOS you stupid prick.

>>58695687
Yeah being labelled a homosexual everywhere you go and being disowned by your parents is a huge price to pay.

>>58695788
>t. mactoddler

>>58695687
wanna know how I know you're fat?

>>58694965
I want to get things done

>thinkpad
>change the hardware all the time to optimize to needs

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>>58694965
It doesn't run Linux without losing the warranty.


Also gay

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>>58695882
>current year
>still shilling those overpriced shit piles

just stop

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>>58695937
>mactoddler calling anything else overpriced shitpiles

LMAO

>>58695464
>>58695525
What do you find wrong with it?

>>58695963
Guys calm down you're ruining January. Can't we all just agree that all modern laptops are good in their own way

>>58695963
>no thinkpads in that nice collage
>too shit to even be benchmarked

top zozzle

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>>58694965

>>58694965
I'm done with laptops, unless I have a specific, pressing need for one, which I don't see happening anytime soon.

if I wanted a shallow keyboard and no ports, I would have bought a pink Macbook already.

>>58694979
>pad
touch palmrest.

>>58695865
I'm actually pretty fit. Been lifting about 7 months and I'm pretty lean.

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>>58695007
>current year
>no vp9 support
people pay over a grand for this shit??

>>58694965
Poor.
I can't justify the money on it. I'd just stick Linux on it but the fact they're so fucking quiet is just nice.
I can see why the Linux God uses them.

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>>58694965
>0.1mm keyboard travel range
>24" touchpad instead of one little nipple which is superior in every way except cool multifinger gestures

sorry, i'm still writing text on my computers. so, it's shit

also, i'm willing to bet next thing apple will do will be display below touchpad

>>58696160
wanna know how I know you're fat?

>>58695635
>Chinese manufacturing is A+ nowadays, better than Japs
I find that very surprising. Can you show me some source/proof?

>>58694965
don't need a laptop

>>58694965
My thinkpad is fine.

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>>58694965
because this same fucking thread with the same fuckin pic gets posted every god damn day

>>58695285
Some newer streaming services and such require a Kaby Lake processor.

I prefer the 2012 macbook pro. Honestly best one they ever made.

>>58694965
> best laptop on the market
> no SteamVR

kys

Apple Internet Defense Squadron is at full force today

What's a objectively better laptop that is not a spec sheet checklist?

I want build quality and not have to deal with the random bugs and incohesiveness of windows 10.

>>58694965

That's a big trackpad oO

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>>58698144

Hi

>>58696499
Nah, next is to replace the lower clamshell with an iPad, so the keyboard and trackpad are all touchscreen.