Why are java programs so comfy, /g/?

Pajeet my son

It's time to learn a better language

because you can brew yourself a cup of warm java in the time it takes a Java program to start up

>>58693109
Java is ok I guess

>>58693109
Baito desu

>>58693109
Because almost everything is standardized and they didn't mess up file importing and packaging, like many other languages did.

>>58693130
It's sad because it's true.
Java 7 was pretty good in that regard, I wonder what changed.

>>58693130
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>>58693109
I would never use Java, I limit myself to C and C++.

However if I were given no other option but choosing C# or Java I would choose the latter.

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Stallman likes Java more than C++

>>58695949
wanna know how I know you're fat?

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>>58696308
Ur mum said my cock is fat, son

>>58696295
This i the same guy who helped develop gnu tools but has never installed linux himself
stallman is a hack

>>58696491
He uses emacs on hurd.

>>58693109
Because it's easy to write.
Shit, you walk into the office, flirt with clients, chat to Deborah in accounting about her kids and how she's sexually unfulfilled by her husband, high five Steve over going
To see the new train spotting film, then ask Alison want she's doing for lunch.
When you've come back after lunch, you spend 2 hours resolving bugs, an hour developing code, then an hour relaying with clients about their new product.

People don't have a clue how easy it is, so you say it's hard and they pay you $50K a year to do 4 hours of work a day, because they think coding requires years of computer knowledge.

It's a comfy life, comfy language and the outcomes are pretty comfy too.

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because of all the comfy tools

>>58693109
because they're not written by neckbeards who still use stuff like C for high-level functions and think GUIs are for noobs.

>>58697191
>tfw love C/C++
>tfw okay with Java
>tfw vim