>Choose your username

Turdburglar69pow69

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>do you want test the pro trial for 30 days?

>>58687934
[spoiler]Someone already has that username[/spoiler]

>>58687934
MRLISTERTHESISTERFISTER

>>58688060
MRLISTERSSISTERTHEFISTERRESISTER

>>58688064
MRLISTERSSISTERTHEFISTERRESISTERSBROTHER

>>58687934
PussySlayer69

>>58688084
ASSBLASTERTHEMASTEROFDISASTER

>>58687934
>Passwords must contain at least 16 characters including upper and lower case letters, numbers, and symbols

>>58688266
>After 30 days you should change your password
>You cannot use a password used in the last 2 years
>Passwords are too similar

>>58688266
>my passwords don't fulfill this requirement
wew

>>58687934
MadDingo42

TheFaggotestOP

>>58688346
>That username is already taken

>>58687934
user
user1
user2
etc..

NIGGER
/Thread

>>58688266
>password cannot have any spaces

>>58687934
TheLegend27

CMDR stuffed zucchini

Aqenbpuu

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>Reset your password
>Your new password cannot be the same as your current password

>>58688897
I just ran into this the other day. I tried one or two password before resetting, and the one I set it to is what I should've tried next. Wasted like fifteen minutes because there were two text verifications and an email verification to reset the password.

>>58687934
Enter <first initial><last name>. It's free.

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>password can't contain symbols

>>58688897
>You have to reset your password every 6 month else you can't use your account
>You cannot use a password you have used before

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>>58689047
>Please enter your full name
>Sorry, John Smith already exists

>>58687934
You just think of an anime girl and pick a name.

>>58688266
>password must contain a maximum of 16 characters
That is LITERALLY the case for a popular e-shopping website in here.

A 16 character password with high entropy is nigh impossible to crack so IDGAF, but it's still pretty ridiculous because the rule is basically encouraging people to have short and weak passwords.

>>58689867
Shouldn't matter how long they are if they're being hashed. Really makes you think.

>Not having a bunch of unique nickname choices and variants at your disposal
It's like you weren't on the Internet before Facebook

>not generating your usernames with pwgen
sure is windows in here

>>58690488
this. who the fuck doesn't have a username

>>58690053
well, it is a better protection against brute force, altough that shouldnt be a concern to begin with

spinxo.com

>>58687934
>datamining thread
stupid anons bait

ßÍöHÅZÅRDSpëRM

>>58687934
Initials + machine type + device number

avrlaptop3

gnunotgay

root

Alternatively, BOYNEXTDOOR

>>58692326
>Not BOYNEXTDOOR

>>58693066
>Mfw no Unicode support
>Mfw I'm this retarded
>Mfw I have no face

seks

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>your username cannot be changed later

>Enter your username and an e-mail will be sent to reset your password
>There is no account with that username

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>Username is not available

>>58694250
>We suggest [username]87943!

>>58688897
>Your new password cannot be the same as your old passwords used within the last 2 years
>You must change your password every month

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>log in with username
>secretly also works with email

>>58688897

This is the worst when you get to see that particular site's arbitrary password requirements again and it jogs your memory. You won't miss this if you start using a password manager.

>you entered the captcha wrong!
>reloads the page and all fields have been reset

why

>>58694413
Because I went to a 6 week bootcamp

>>58687934

anon_lastname

FesterTheMolester

>>58688875
Is this space memes

>>58687934
skankhunt42

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m8.

moot

>>58687982
I really, really, really like this image.

>>58689867
Battle.net does that as well

>>58697011
ur gonna get rooted, pal!

>>58697062
And yr gonna get bricked, buddy.

>register to forum
>sends your exact login details (including your password) in a plaintext email, with plain SMTP, no security/encryption

>>58687934
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>>58687934
●○xXx^SnΛkΣ_X†X_PliςςЌeИ^xXx○●

>please check your email for your new password

>>58688278
underrated
>>58690488
soothed_fermi

>>58687934
The same username I use on all my computers.

The first letter of my first name.

Tennisboy_15