Toilet Tech.

have you smelled burning shit?

>>58682036
fpbp

>you accidentally turn on the incenerator while taking a dump

>>58682036
fair enough. Is there any other tech where you can collect it yourself. I don't trust where they say it goes whenever I flush.

>>58682139
Don't you like boiled eggs?

>>58682139
>farts never sound the same after that day

>>58682146
composting toilets are a thing, but not fun in winter

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>>58681979
Seen a thing in a RV magazine where a tube drains your toilets holding tank into you're muffler while on the highway.

why don't we have stilsuits yet? i want to poop and pee into a pocket and recycle the water

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tfw poop apps

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tfw poop motorcycles

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also post your shitting stations

>>58682594
>not shitposting stations

>>58682594
I want to import a japanese toilet

is this the designated shitting thread?

>>58682753
i've got a few websites bookmarked with japanese toilet voyeur porn if that helps

>>58682538
>users
is that like preference settings? Like someone maybe would want a spritz after each go?

>>58682807
You will never know the feeling of being the toilet admin and denying full flush privilege to those you don't like.

>>58681979
Had one in our house as a kid and hated it.

>>58682828
No, they need to deny toilet paper

setting bidet to "broil" setting

>>58682828
how does it know? I wouldn't feel comfortable sitting there while it iris scans my hole.

>>58681979

they cost more, smart one

>>58682922
First I'll just post this, the best toilet youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/toiletfan1

Also, discuss squatty potty.

Also I tried really hard to find this video about a fake product that would scan your butthole to detect you as a user then the pipes would analyze your shit as it was flushed and could tweet your poop contents and give diet advice and stuff. It was all done as a joke but seemed really cool. There was discussion in the video about people being upset over childrens' buttholes being potentially scanned and whether that was legal.

>>58683019
of course now I find it.

desu this would be a cool tech
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJklHwoYgBQ

>>58682917
MORE LIKE SOUS BIDET AMIRITE

>>58683081
riot police setting would be cool too

SO FRESH. SO CLEAN