Me and a friend are making a 4chan based programming language called FORCHAN. What would you like to see in such a language?
Syntatic sugar for every little thing.
10 MB/MiB/whatever hello world.
Mandatory OOP.
>>58680826
LOLCODE, but with Rust.
Pointers all the way down
>>58680917
oy vey
A call to any standard function should print "OP is a faggot" because this is the gayest post I've read.
Always put 1 into EAX, just to throw off any calls made to programs written in FORCHAN.
>>58680929
at least I don't post on 4chan
>>58680826
Just make sure it's functional. Also find a way to make it completely unappealing to companies, so knowing it is useless in getting a job.
Function calls work like:
<return type> IS A <args> FAGGOT
And functions return with a "DELIVERED" keyword