Sobering moments

>>58679699

Literally not an issue. Even if you had a free terminal open, the cat would still have to type something that makes sense and then press enter. On top of that, non-imbeciles are never logged as root, so fuck you; the probability of this situation causing any problems is astronomically low. Sad!

>>58679699
>Take my morning vitamin.
>Goes down the wrong pipe before I can chase it with water.
>Coughing,gagging, turning blue.
>Fucker is stuck like it was glued there.
>Nobody around to help.
>I'm purple at this point.
>Foaming at the mouth, can't breath, certain I'm going to die.
>Relax and accept death.
>Vitamin dislodges from windpipe.
>Not sure if relieved or disappoint.

>staying logged in as root at any time you are away from your PC
>letting your cat walk on you

>>58679699

>owning a cat

Inb4 i know im on 4chin

>>58679699
>Shitty/pissy feet on your keyboard.
I would kill.