So how do you actually not fuck up a job interview?

>>58650023
By being compitent in what ever field they are looking to fill.

>>58650297
I'm very competent in the FizzBuzz field.

>>58650297
e.g. grammar

>>58650023
I once accidently took a viagra pill instead of a mellow-me-out pill when i was crazy nervous. Took about 30 minutes to kick in but considering i was wearing really thin pants, my 8.15 inches beautiful luxorious meat trumpet of a cock was shown bulging out for 2 hours. The interviewer kept looking at it which was the worst part. I didnt get the job, but i did go out for some drinks with the interviewer a week later. We didn't have any sexual intercourse or anything, just drinks. She told me about when she was in the military and how she was always picked on as a kid, which was really deep in conversation for a couple of drinks at noon. Her cats name is sophie.

>>58650348
Any more to this story?

>>58650348
What kind of cat is Sophie?

>>58650348
she wanted the D
you failed her more than the interview

>>58650348
Good story familia

going to an interview tomorrow, really hope it goes well, its a decent spot. sent my CV yesterday and today they asked if i am available for an interview tomorrow

>>58650857
good luck. do some coke or speed before

>>58650362
We stopped talking after a few weeks, she seemed like she had too many mental health issues. Her dad wasn't around, she was bullied, and she used to be suicidal. She was really pretty, even sent me a picture of one of her breasts trying to stir up some conversation regarding intercourse, but thats when i blocked her because she was going to be a disaster to my mental stability, and we would both be negative to our career paths.
>>58650393
i think they're called tuxedo cats
>>58650538
Never stick your beautiful cock in women of the crazy variety
>>58650617
thank you

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>>58650910
At least post the boob anon. Make something positive of her actions.

>>58650891
i actually want the job renton, not just pretend

>>58650950
alright give me a sec

tell them what you can do, by example of what you already did.
tell them what you can't do but be interested in learning.
don't say yes without negotiating for stuff you don't care about.

never failed me

>>58650910
>Never stick your beautiful cock in women of the crazy variety
You missed out on teaching her another valuable life lesson, Anon.

>>58650023
- Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
- With questions like these, probably at home, still trying to figure out a good answer.

I INTENDED to fail the interview, because it was some shit people pressed me into. 9 months later I'm still working for them. Fuck this shit...

just b urself

>>58651103
Some time has passed anon...