Anti-Apple Memes Thread

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Overpriced but it's friendlier than windows for older and younger people.

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>>58650018

I agree. Not unlike wearing diapers.

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>>58649994

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>>58649994

>>58650018
Bullshit. The learning curve is about the same

>anti-apple memes
>calling images memes

Normie OUT.

>>58651230
SJW's ALSO FUCKING LOVE LES MIS, LIKE ITS ALWAYS FUCKING LES MISERABLES.

>>58651426
What's happening here?

>>58651247
Are you literally unaware Bill's botnet was used to in the attempts to bring down Trump?

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>>58651690
>>58651690

>>58651717
This has nothing to do with the image

2012 Mac Mini i7
Mid-2012 Macbook Pro i7
2008 Macbook Pro - Black (comfy)
iPad Pro (not the yuge one)
2 iPhone 6S

All used frequently if not daily, but I still love this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rM-Joa_SY5g

>>58651731
As an autism whisperer let me decipher what he was trying to get across to you.

You should use Mac because Bill Gates hates Trump.

>>58649994
>anti-apple memes
Take this cringe back to 2010

>>58649994

>be in the club
>a hand feels up my iPhone bulge
>we go back to my place
>ask if we could FaceTime while we do it
>He blows a load in my ass
>He airdrops the file onto my iPhone
>Watch the video of my getting dicked
>Share to Facebook

#justmacosthings

>>58651808
Does facetime record video?

>>58651836
>>58651836

shhh...
just go along with the story

>>58651782
yeah, the pointer has glitches
i prolongedly used ipod shuffle, ipod touch, mac mini
all of them were pretty great products

>>58651784
Time Cook hates Trump too. But his worst offense is Apple News bias, whereas Microsoft is all encompassing and wanted Hillary to be President.

>>58651808
Tits or GTFO

>>58652022
Tim Cook was invited to Trump Tower and makes deals with Trump, along with Google and Facebook.

Microsoft wasn't invited.

>>58652072
What about Linus Torvalds?

>>58652037
>implying

>>58652085
Do you think trump knows Linux?

He only knows the majour sillicon valley players

>>58652085
who?

>>58652085
Linus would never accept NSA deals.

>>58651505
stop shouting

>>58651721
LOL SO FUNNY XD

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>>58653347
(you)

>>58651784
The image has nothing to do with Trump being president, but about the retarded expectations of macfags. He's/you're the autist.

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>>58653751

>>58653848
app is just a short name for "application program"

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>>58653848

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>>58653936
That mural is city funded by the way.
Chattanooga, TN.

>>58653896
No literate intellectual says that fucking word.

>"Dongle"

BITCH!

jeez you guys sure are getting worked up about something you don't have to buy

see a shrink

>>58654090
>t: iToddler

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>>58654145
haha u sure told me

>>58652085
Sorry, I don't speak italian

>>58652725
B E S T

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>>58654090

>>58654775
Okay. Apple still makes better devices and OSs. If you have to pick features from obscure devices you really don't have a point. Look what was "stolen" from Xerox PARC, and you're sure as fuck glad it was.

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>>58655113
>t. mactoddler

#58655339 (you)

>>58651721
sad!

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>>58656296
Steve Jobs was a faggit who literally died of AIDS.

>>58651802
t.mactoddler damage control

I have to use Mac for work,it fucking sucks.
Fuck you Sketch and your hipster developers and your proprietary extension. Illustrator for babbies. I'm mad.

>>58656309
I'd like to offer the same response that I have before.

The first question is "why does it matter?" Your question is as relevant as asking did he like chocolate or did he prefer brown shoes. All are irrelevant to what the man brought to the world. Straight, gay, bi, whatever he was, we are all better for what he contributed to our world.

It confirms that no matter who or what you are, we all have the potential to make a real difference in others lives.

The real question is to ask yourself "what you have contributed during your time on earth?"

>>58656496
He was a sub human degenerate who should have been given multiple sessions of ECT.

Because of him we now have people thinking being gay is somehow "OK". For that we all fucking hate him.

>>58656496
>we are all better for what he contributed to our world
no, we aren't
we, the world, are worse off for the misfortune of having steve jobs exist
if his mother aborted him instead of giving him up for adoption, technology would have progressed at a faster rate, with more freedom, and to the betterment of all mankind

steve jobs was figurative AIDS and cancer in addition to having literal AIDS and cancer.

>>58656541
>steve jobs was figurative AIDS and cancer in addition to having literal AIDS and cancer.
this, couldn't have said it better myself

>>58651547
Every time I see a T60 or T61 I want to fap

>friend breaks 10 year old laptop
>Oh anon should I buy a new one? I can have it fixed
>buy a new one I say, she needs a word processing Facebook machine
>'how much for those slim macbooks anon?'
>'900$ and up, plus you have to migrate all your shit'

She saw the light. I told her to get a lenovo and roll back to win7 if she wants. Gotta give some people common sense.

>>58656578
So what's i++ then

Is this why tim cooks buttplug is being programmed in c++?

>>58656578
jesus christ

this is what happens when you have apple faggits design a programming language with absolutely no idea about what hardware instruction sets do and how things are processed.

>>58656296
Did Jobs browse /fa/?

>>58656266
whodat

>>58656309
He didn't capitalize his names? WTF??

>>58651426
https://youtube.com/watch?v=h1QEIu6jgkk

>>58659177
*Adapter not included

>>58656496
Is this a pasta?

>>58653751
is this real tho?

>>58653990
Holy shit this triggers me. That cockgobbler in one line with Tesla...

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>>58656296
spent 30 minutes now looking for /fa/ edit where he's wearing a shirt that says Pussy Nigga and high top sneakers and can't find it, someone better post it as this is driving me mad

>>58656596
>superfish
You fucked up

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>>58660531
>t. mactoddler

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>>58660552
>meanwhile at cuckertino

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>>58650018
same guy?

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>>58660617
amazing

>>58654457
its like when it says select all pictures with grass innit and you pick a truck instead of one the pictures of grass... and it just fucking works

>>58653936
>>58653990
Oh shit, this makes me angry... Jobs anywhere near the same league as Babbage, Turing and Shannon? I mean, what is Jobs' contribution to computing?
Those fucking iPhones and iMacs will eventually pass, but science is "forever"

>>58653782
That actually made me chuckle a little

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Apple was objectively the best shit in the late 90s and early 2000s, prove me wrong.

>>58659177
Please tell me that you can actually buy something like that. Some chink company has to have it available SOMEWHERE

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LMAO

>>58651426
>fresh memes have arrived

>>58661144
Not the late 90s. Apple was at it's best when Steve Jobs regained control.

>>58651426
Someone edit this with sound from ISIS nasyeed.

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What went wrong?

>>58662812
>good
>then shit
>good again
>then shit
That just means the next one will be good again.

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>>58664915
I think you mean Great Again.

>>58653936
>>58653990
>jobs being in the same list as Tesla
Yeah I'm triggered

>>58652022
Next week, I the thrilling adventures of TIME COOK!...

>>58651426
Nice Peter tosh shirt

>>58658807
>2010
>floppy drive

>>58651983
>average_apple_user.webm

>>58656698
It's literally illegal to have that picture in your computer[spoiler], but it's Jennifer Lawrence.[/spoiler]

>>58659177
I dont get it? Did they actually remove the esc key?

>>58660552
When will they release the Defender update that removes Windows 10?

>>58668893
It isn't illegal you aren't breaking any copyright laws by having it.

>>58668933
the escape key is small on mac keyboards, i think thats what its supposed to be

>>58664915
Teens always rebel against their parents, the reason the so called alt-right is mostly teenagers is because they're rebelling against their liberal upbringing.

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>>58668933
yes and no, they removed the physical key but its still there as touch sensitive key

you might have to use cmnd or option key to bring it up though as the touchbar is contextual

>>58656110
Is this real?

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>>58669002
>living in a literal authoritarian sjw bubble

>>58659783
What is this?

I cant see the size of the Deskstar, and the the wording for the other one indicates that the server grade is 3TB only.

And why the fuck is there a full size HD in the mac mini? those things have 2.5 HDs.

>>58669015
>touch
Into the trash.

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>>58649994

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>>58651426
wew. watched the source, did not expect this to be tears of joy :o

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>>58669163
Can your meme OS do this? Didn't think so.

>>58654229
SLurl?

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>>58670214

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>>58670060
That's pretty good.

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>>58670263
Google SJWs fighting 4chan

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>>58670275

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>>58651183
I remember being there. Jesus Christ that man was a fucking train wreck. You just couldn't tear your eyes away, waiting to see what he'd come up with next.

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>>58670389

/pol/... /pol/, stop... Stop... What are you doing /pol/..

>>58670275
Just delete twitter

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>>58670411
stay mad

>>58670413
they're after 4chan and all other social media.

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>>58670446

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>>58670461

How could we forget the glory days of apple maps??

http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2012-12-10/apple-maps-strands-motorists-looking-for-mildura/4418400

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>>58670557

>"Good artists copy, great artists steal" — Anonymous

>>58670202
>being this triggered by gay people

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>>58670593
no one's triggered. I assumed this was a gay thread. just contributing some LGBT love.

it's you who's obviously triggered. my best guess is that you suffer from latent homosexuality.

you should come to terms with your sexuality and come out of the closet bro.

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>>58670597
>t. triggered mactoddler

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>>58670632
heh, that kid got it figured out :ˆ)

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>>58669022
>authoritarian sjw
You're talking about the left... Right

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>>58670243
Why are you posting google to try defend apple? We all hate Google and Apple...

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>>58670741
google offices.. all macs.

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>>58670745
huh? who's hating anyone? I don't hate either.

>>58670762
hilarious

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>>58670777
got some moar

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>>58670777
Google's boss uses iPhone.

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>>58670762

>>58670813
Yeah, Hillary doesn't reply to green bubbles

>>58652224
The guy from Linus Tech Tips

>>58670829
2/10. kek. probably interns.

Here is a quote I came up with myself that really sums up Apple.
"Good artists copy, great artists steal"

>>58661144
that is so aesthetic

>>58669020
The bug is from a third party password keeping program

>>58671191
>it's not a bug, it's an App

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>>58659983
literally just google steve jobs pussy nigga and its the first result

if this gay people look so fucking affluent, and happy I wanna be fucking gay too. holy shit 4chan I am a faggot. I honestly just want to end happy, knowing that at least someone out there actually cares about my putrid self.

>>58656309
nothing about this image indicates aids.

>>58667032
Does this work?

>>58674479
Only when the printer is connected

>>58649994
>calling pictures memes

>>58674502
>calling memes pictures

>>58650273
Kek

How will mactoddlers ever recover?

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Just because Google is full of SJWs does not mean Apple isn't. They both suck, but only the latter has such rabid fanboys.

>>58650273

Looks like niggers. It would only make sense.

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>>58649994

>>58679605
i like apple because they make good products, even if they were free

>>58679713
>applel
>good products

Pick one.