How do I hack a computer /g?

First things first you're gonna need a black hoodie

>>58625332
Then you're going to need to download Kali Linux

first you need to port scan the target, then look for vulnerabilities in the running software

>>58625345
No install windows XP

>>58625345
I've seen ads about that

>>58625383
How do I port scan?

>>58625332
Will it prevent the cops from catching me from webcam if my face is shadowy or something? I thought all hackers used anonymous masks

>>58625861
Get out of my thread troll

some guy posted this in a thread on /b/
http://fringe.davesource.com/Fringe/Hacking/

>>58625304
start by licking the screen when watching your favourite hardcore porn

First thing's first, you gotta write a GUI in visual basic to see if you can track an IP.

Can I hack an instagram account using an Apk?

>>58625304
install gentoo

Came to laugh at OP but this >>58627152 is great. Thanks for sharing.
I'm gonna waste some days of my life reading all of this

Buy an axe.

Learn C & install Kali Linux

Just buy a gun and ask for a password.

>>58627230
God do I love to hate CSI