How do I kill myself now?

>>58617345
Hey man, at least you have a job. Keep your head up, you're doing fine. Save the suicide for when you finally get cucked or something.

>>58617345
Judging from your word and abbreviation using you've never used MySQL and you're just trying to fool us.

>>58617421
MS SQL Server is not MySQL, you silly goose.

>>58617382
It's a singular procedure that is nearly four thousand lines long.
SQL is denser than Java/C#.
If you had to work on a method that was 4kilolines long, how would you feel?

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>>58617345
dumb asuka poster

>>58617444
>4k lines
Perfect, makes it even easier to look busy all the time.

>>58617487
You have to fix a bunch of errors on a 4k line function and you're happy because you'll look busy?

Meine neger, you will BE busy. It's 4000 lines of Microsofts RDBMS procedural language.

>>58617802
do you understand how "working" works?
unless they gave you deadline, just "work" on it

Damn. Do you have a deadline for it ?
If not, then you're good. If anyone ask you why it takes so long, just tell them that the guy who coded this fucked up by not adding any relevant comments.

If there's a deadline, say the same thing.

>>58617478
Seriously who is this?

>>58617345
Tell them it broke and start over again

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>>58617802
Oh, you're so, so naive...

See >>58617842

>>>/adv/

>3983 lines
Pasta code?

>>58617382
He post a Asuka, so probably is a cuck

>>58617345
> what do I do now?
You stop being a pussy. Wah wah, I'll kill myself because the way people use a software is bad IMO. Do you even fucking hear yourself?

>>58617802
>he doesn't have an IQ so high he can pretend being dumb

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>>58617345
>How do I kill myself now?

Painless or fast?

With mess, or without?