How do you pronounce: - Java - gdb - gvim - GUI - jpeg - gif - nginx

Jarvah
Gee dee bee
Gee vim
Gooey
Jay peg
Jiff
Engine x

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>>58590746
>Jarvah

>>58590716
djava (i.e. normally)

gee dee bee

gee vim

gee u i ("guy" is sometimes acceptable too)

jay peg

ghif

en jinx

>>58590746
>Jiff
I got you a jift for your birthday

java
g-d-b
g-vim
G-U-I
jay-peg
gif
n-jinx

>>58590776
Ooh, is it a giraffe?

>>58590716
java
gee dee bee
gee vim
gooey
jay peg
jiff
enginecks

>>58591420
Rekt

Tags
G B D
G-Vim
Gay
J-peg
-ghif
-ngeyenx

>>58591525
>Tags

I meant Yava

>>58590716
>java as in fucking java
>gee dee bee
>gee vim
>gooey/gee oo eye
>jaypeg
>gif as in "g"uy
>en jinx

>>58590716
ever since i heard someone say gooey i was like what the fuck and it kinda lingered in my head and then i heard another person say it and was like fuckin gayyyyyy and now there's no going back cannot un-hear ffs!! but i will not pronounce it like that ever! it's G-U-I

>>58591420
No, a girlfriend

>>58590716
I pronounce Java like java.
Gee dee bee
Gee vim
Gee you eye
Jay-feg
Jiff
Engine-X

>>58590716
>Jahw-va
>gee dee bee
>g vihm
>gee (You) eye
>jay peg or jay pee gee
>gift without the t
>en gin ecks

>>58590763
>>58590815
>>58591568
>en jinx
What the fuck is wrong with you people

javah
gee dee bee
gee veem
ghee
jay peg
ghiff
engine-x

>Jaw-vaw
>gidbee
>jeevim
>gooey
>jaypeg
>gif (hard G)
>nigginks

>>58592019
>GUI
>ghee
wut

>>58590716
>- gvim
ee macs

>>58590716
Java
Hay day bay
Guhvim
Gee why
Jay feg
Jeef
En jeenx

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> let me tell you how to pronounce it
> doesn't use the IPA

>>58590716
>djava
>gee-dee-bee
>gee-vim
>gooey (though I still believe"gee-you-eye" would be better)
>jay-peg
>give
>en-jinx

How'd I do?

>>58590716
Ja-vah (same a as in cat)
gee dee bee
gee vim
Gee You Eye
Jay peg
Jiff
Enginks

-Jahva
-gee-dee-bee
-gee-vim
-gee-you-i
-jay-peg
-jif
-engine ex

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Джaвa
гэ дэ бэ
гвим
гyй
джпeг
гиф
нгинкc

:^)

>>58590716
dżawa
giedibi
Gievim
GUI
jotpeg
gif
enginks

>>58590746
GIF is short for Graphical Interchange Format. So it's a G, not a J

Jah-vah
Gee-dee-bee
Gee-vim
Gooy
Jay-peg
geef
en-geenks

>>58592388
That's a nonsense explanation and you know it. If you're going to use that as your reason for pronouncing it that way, you also need to pronounce JPEG as JFEG because the P stands for Photographic.
Never in all of human history have we based the pronunciation of acronyms on the words that make them up.

>>58590716
>How do you pronounce:
>- Java
Java (like "jaffa, kree!", replace ff with v)
>- jpeg
Jay peg
>- gif
Gif(t)

I don't pronounce anything else. Nobody I know even understands what the other things are.

>>58592031
spanish speaker.
In spanish 'gui' is pronounced 'ghee' so that's why

>>58592202
>Give
What the fuck

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>>58590716
-cawfee
-cawfee
-cawfee
-cawfee
-cawfee
-cawfee
-cawfee

>>58590716
Jahwa
Gee dee bee
Gee whim
Gee you I
Jay peg
Jif
En jinx

>>58590716
>- Java
dshawa
>- gdb
gee-dee-bee
>- gvim
gee-whim
>- GUI
goo-ee
>- jpeg
dshay-peg
>- gif
gif (fuck dshiff, even if it's the proper way)
>- nginx
en-dshinks

>>58590716
Java
Gee Dee Bee
Gee Vim
Gee You Eye
Jay Peg
Gif (Gift - t)
Engine X

>>58595415
You seem to be confused, anon. You see, in English we use the letter j to represent the j sound.
Why don't you fuck off back to your Slavic hellhole until you properly learn the Latin alphabet?

>>58590716
JA va
JI di bi
JI vim
ji yu AI
JE peg
GIHF
EN jin eks

>>58590746
>gooey
Are you some sort of cucked tardmonger? Do you *really* just not want anyone to take you seriously?

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>>58595528
>English
>representing letter sounds properly

[dʒɑvə]
[dʒidibi]
[dʒivJm]
[guwi]
[dʒeJpɛg]
[gJf]

I've never actually used or heard the "ngnix" IRL.

>>58596643
>I-I'm not stupid, all anglophones are! I-It's clearly pronounced as DSHAY!

and is it x-org or zorg?

>>58590716
gif

>>58590716
Jayvay
Gee Dee Bee
Gee vim
Gee You Eye
Jepeg
Ggiff
enjynx

>>58590716
djava
gee dee bee
gee vim
goo e y
jey peg
GIF
enginx

>>58590716
jah vuh
gee dee bee
gee vim
gee yuu ai
jay-peg
ghiff
nigg-inks

Javah
Gee Dee bee
Gee You Igh
Jay peg
Ggif
En jinks

>>58592525
Exactly right. The soft j is still an abomination, but merely because it makes you sound like a toddler.

>>58590716
- alm-oud
- well-trooh
- savely-batch
- molly-qua
- gongoh
- thanks
- wonka

>>58590716
Jah Vah
g'dib when reading but geedeebee when speaking
g'vim
gee you eye
jay peg
interchangeable depending on who i'm talking to
nuh geenks

>>58590716
Java
gdb
gvim
GUI
jpeg
gif
nginx

>>58590716
Real question: How do you pronounce SQL?

>>58598522
SQL

jah vah
gee dee bee
gee vym
gee eww eye
jay peg
jyf
en jy ncks

java = yava
gdb = G D B
gvim = G vim
GUI = gooi
jpeg = jay peg
gif = gif (not jif)
nginx = en jinx

>>58598522
See Quel

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yar veh
gyh deb
gyh vym
gaaauooie
ji ypyg
yyf
iingyynch

>>58598522
Ess-kweel

>>58598614
bitch, it's ess yo, not that normie egson or echon shit