Windows ad thread ITT: Post your windows ads

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Can anyone suggest me how to contact microsoft so they put my ad on windows 20?

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>>58583686
I mean windows 10*

>never received ads
>not in start menu, task bar, lockscreen, anywhere
>didn't even have crap such as candy crush preinstalled

What the fuck did I do wrong.

>>58585126
you might be running gentoo, instead of windows.

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>>58583662
>amazon ads in unity
there, disabled.
>ads in windows
you need to go as far as the registry to stop windows from installing random bullshit.

I have never seen an ad on my personal computer with windows 10. Not that I'm defending this shit, but how do you manage to get them?

>>58585195
>ads being enabled by default
You're a subhuman if you use faggotbuntu or if you use windows. Period.

>>58585238
Now that you got that out you can go back to ricing your desktop, kid.

>>58583637
>tfw have been running windows 10 since its launch
>never once I've seen an ad, unless maybe a promo shot of Tomb Raider or some shit as a lock screen

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>>58585238
I don't even use ubuntu, but maybe first do some research?

I shit you not I have NOT seen a single (0) Ads since I installed W10 in July 2015.

I use W10 Pro as my second system (after Linux) and I swear, if I'll ever see any ad, it will fly through the window.

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>>58585468
>windows

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>>58585520
>uses windows just to download linux
>doesn't play gaymes
>>GO BACK TO /V/ YOU PIECE OF SHIT

>>58585340
Probably because you don't live in America.

>living in japan
>cortana doesnt work because there is no language for my market so it gives me the choice of a language to use
>i havent picked any

I have no ads because I am competent and was able to go into privacy and disable everything to track me.

>linux kiddies THIS butthurt nobody uses their (((hobbyist))) OS

lol

>>58583662

it's disabled by default since 16.04

>>58583637
I kinda don't know what to believe in anymore.

I've been making fun of desktop Linux users and freetards for almost 15 years now, but Windows 10 really is pretty vile. OS X is also rapidly turning into a pile of poo.

At this point it's either use a legacy OS or Linux. How horrid.

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>>58585581
maybe it's a combination of these but all i've seen in terms of unsolicited content was some artsy photos on lock screen.

either way, don't see myself booting up Windows 10 anytime soon just so it can reboot itself whenever it wants.

>>58585993
just like the ads never happened to me, never had my PC randomly restart
It just seems like the people with problems with windows are just technologically retarded and always fuck up "some very important work" but probably they just forget which episode of their favourite anime they were watching because of some random unheard of restart

>>58586015
by "randomly restart" i mean forced updates which lead to the system closing all of your open programs and then restarting if you leave it alone for 24 hours. if you've found a sure way to make it stop doing so, please share. i like to leave my shit open and then come back to it even a week later and still find it all there so i installed Linux.

>>58585542
>265MB
>1 hour, 25 minutes remaining
be poor on reddit

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>>58583662
>>58585126
>>58585220
>>58585286
>>58585299
>>58585340
>>58585581
>>58585902
>>58585993
>>58586015

Shill harder boys, or else your job is next!

>>58586123
who's the shill here? this fsf cult shit has ruined /g/, no you're not interesting or knowledgeable just for installing an obscure os

>Not using store-free LTSB windows 10

>>58586154
>not using store

horizon 3 is fun :)

>>58583637
>wanna

This annoys me more than the ad itself.

>>58585126
I haven't booted windows 10 for months but I'm with you. When I used it I saw no ads, but I probably turned them off before they got to me. I stopped using it because it collected so much bloat over a period of ~3 months. That and it's a consumer OS with an emphasis on "apps" and a hidden away control panel.

>>58586142
>5 rupees have been deposited into your account

>>58583686
No no no, it doesn't workt that way. Microsoft devs are so cool like, they go through their app store and just choose apps they like: "Yeah that app is cool, how about we suggest that to the user senpai"
They don't even take money. It's literally just a suggestion.

>>58583637
notice how the end of the word "microsoft" overflows the bounds because the word is just long enough not to wrap indicating that the software isn't coded well?

>>58585126
Did you install LTSB?

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>>58585195
dumb ubuntuposter

>>58586180
Hows core#0 working out for you?

>>58585238
uhh ads are disabled by default since 16.04, so 9 months almost. And they are not there if you use different DE in ubuntu, also its just one tickbox.

>>58585936
>I've been making fun of desktop Linux users and freetards for almost 15 years now

because you're a stupid corporate cuck?
why don't you like this nice grave you dug yourself?

i guess at least you got btfo'd and the joke is on you now M$ shill

LTSB version is the only good windows 10 version. What the fuck are Microsoft thinking at the moment, that people need more ads?

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Count all the icon styles in this picture.

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not using winlite

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>>58592655
>not suing GOLD XP 2016 from GOLD WORMS TEAM CORP.
shiggy diggy daggy doo

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>>58592718
>not using HOTDOG STAND color scheme

>>58592732
>simulated screen flicker
Where is that image from?
And that theme WOULD probably work even in win7 as a classic theme

>>58583637
>tfw this doesn't happen to you because I don't live in the land of the free
I'm just jealous that you guys have Trump

>>58592654
>Pajeets in charge of UI

How do you guys see these ads? They don't show up on my computer.

>>58585238
>You're a subhuman if you use faggotbuntu or if you use windows. Period.
even when the ads were enabled by default, you could easily remove the package that enabled them, and learn a thing or two about package managers in the process

>>58585286
this

>>58585126
Early versions of windows 10 doesn't have ads. Don't update.

>>58583637
How are you getting them?
I'm on Win 10 Pro and I haven't seen them, not even the Office one everyone seems to get.

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No ads, what am I doing wrong???

>>58594122
I always update to the latest and I've not seen ads.
As strange as this sounds, does anyone know how to enable them? At least I'll be able to find a way to disable them if the come.

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>>58583740
Aren't these kind of ads only there if you don't set your own custom lock screen background?

>>58587923
he's not wrong though
modern GNU is pretty mainstream and babby-tier shit and you're not intelligent for downloading an ISO and clicking through an installer

>>58594305
But we're free and in full control of our OS, unlike you.

>>58594187
This

I've been on W10 pro since like July 25th. I've never seen this. Maybe because I uninstalled all the edge stuff?

>>58585238
Projecting

>>58589361
You think 'Cars: Fast as Lightning' is a compelling app to Microsoft employees?

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literally all you do is click "No" for suggestions in the installation or in the settings. i dont see ads.

that said, free games for using edge? i wonder if theyre actually good games and what you have to do? anyone know?

>>58585195
>you need to go as far as the registry to stop windows from installing random bullshit.
this is fake news, you crooked anon

>>58594284
you probably have to do something to enable them even, seeing I never even knew that was possible and I use Windows 10