>be computer tech >lady brings in macbook where we restored

>working at a shit tech repair

>>58577413
>>lady brings in macbook
Found your problem.

That uptime tho

>>58577501
Ehh. Macs arent too bad its just that how can users be that retarded that a safe soft foam playroom users still manage to garm themselves in albeit very creative ways.

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Dam you scare me yo, being a computer tech is something I've always wanted as a career.

Plan to start at a company to learn basics and shit and then eventually open my own shop somehow.

Anyway I'm about to go take me A+ cert next month. Is that enough to get me a job as a computer tech? I have a GED too btw.

>>58577668
>how can users be that retarded that a safe soft foam playroom users still manage to garm themselves in albeit very creative ways.
>Macs
Found your problem.

>>58577413

you let a female manipulate you, and for that, you are beta, and i am sorry

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>>58577668
>how can users be that retarded

>>58577778
If you can pass both tests of a+ cert then you can tech. Good luck.

>>58577822
mactoddlers are immune to reason

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>>58577862
Hey thanks man, it's the only thing I've found that I can put up with for extended periods of time.

Already built my first PC and helped a few family members with their overheating laptops by cleaning the heatsinks and applying AS5 thermal paste after cleaning out the old one.

>>58577413
Why is it so important to demonstrate that there are people around who know even less about IT than you do? Are you insecure?

>>58577413
I feel you man.

>we're part of the pawnshop so we have tons of laptops, that we refurbish
>Factory reset
>scan hdd to make sure it isn't too fucked up
>check for fucking everything
>make sure no additional repairs are needed prior to selling
>lady comes in to purchase a laptop
>Her:I moved here from California
>Me: That's nice. This laptop is fully functional. No issues with it.
>I turn on laptop to show customer it is functioning.
>Explain to her the antivirus and antimalware and that she'll need to run it herself to keep up maintenance.
>Her: Why don't you guys pay for it?
>Me: Cause that would be incredibly expensive for the shop to maintain a subscription on each laptop in our inventory.
>Her: Oh...
>Explain to her that she's got a 30 free repair/return policy
>Bring it in and we will fix whatever it is for free...
>...except if you were clearly browsing for porn and got a fuckload of viruses/malware
>shit, we'd even knock the virus removal price down from 85 to 15 since you just bought it
>Fast forward a week
>She comes in losing her shit
>Her: You sold me an infected computer! I want my money back!
>Me calmly: Ma'am, leave it with us we can take a look at it and verify if that is the issue.
>Her: this is bullshit! you're just trying to fuck me out of money. Who is your manager!?!?
>Boss walks out of his office
>Boss: ma'am what seems to be the iss-
>Her: Your employee is fucking cursing at me calling me a stupid bitch
>wat
>Boss looks at me
>Can clearly tell he knows shes fucking retarded
>Boss convinces lady to give it to him to check out and he'll call her when it's ready no charge
>She leaves all high and mighty like she won
>Gives me the finger as she leaves
>Boss: fucking cunt. here, anon, just run the antivurs and antimalware and let me know when it's ready

>>58577993
It's rather therapeutic. Just you and the hardware, and figuring how what the hell went wrong with it.

>>58578005
Correction
>30 day free repair/return policy

Not all of us are insufferable cunts OP.

>>58578005
>Her: Your employee is fucking cursing at me calling me a stupid bitch
oh my god it's so fucking stupid when people do this.
I used to work in the dining area of mcdonalds, dealing with complaints and just generally making sure that everyone's alright. and one day we had a customer walk in, walk straight up to the counter, holler over a manager and tell him that I was rude to her and threw away her meal.
this wasn't during a busy period or anything, it was fucking dead so everyone working saw me never even go near her in the ten seconds between her entering and complaining

it's like they just expect to get whatever they want if they say the staff are shit

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>>58578079
OP here I do not mind Mac users in the slightest. In fact I wanted to get pic related being so pretty and nice looking - despite lack of ports it would be great for web dev purposes on the go.

I have a big ass machine as my main rig and several virtual machines on it for fun. I like macs. They serve a different purpose to some users for windows so I don't mind macs.

I just didn't like getting yelled at even though I was right the entire time trying to help out a client as friendly as I can be.

>>58577822
This, find the good way to talk to a woman and she'll even let you put a picture of your dick on the desktop as an "antivirus alternative"

>>58578101
Shit doesn't happen that often but when it does, it's fucking retarded.

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>>58578113
For the price I would just get the new pro, also I heard Kabylake version might be USB 3 + USB C.

>>58578113
I'm surprised a computer tech would like macs given how the horrible performance is and how overpriced they are.

I'm curious why a mac over an XPS 13/15 or a surface pro/book?

>>58578141
>t. mactoddler

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Stop being so fucking autistic, it's none of your business that that lady's a retard. If anything it's more money.

Your boss scolded you because your autistic shit is losing him customers.

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>>58578172
As a tech there are things to consider:
>No seagate hdd in a mac
>hardware does not go bad easy unless you seriously abuse your system

Legit I can't tell you how many computers come in and its a shitty thin laptop and they have all these hardware issues. Meanwhile a mac tends to run fine with no issues on half the specs. With Microsoft products they whore the hell out of the OS by having all this marketing material.

I am not saying mac doesn't do this but its hell of a lot less pronounced.

>Licensing
Pre windows 10 UEFI did not have firmware chips that stored your license key. License keys were saved onto people's HDD. So when their shitty seagate failed they lost their license keys to Microsoft Office and their Windows license. So to point out, I know how to pirate. I can't pirate in a professional setting. You have to buy it. So if you lose your HDD or it breaks, you're fucked. You have to buy new windows (unless you have a sticker, which for cheaper windows computers, that is not the case)

I can continue... but this post is getting a little long already.

>>58578248
How would have you dealt with her you stupid fuckface? macfags are known to be immune to logic and very insistent on what they believe in even if proven otherwise.

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>>58578255
>>hardware does not go bad easy unless you seriously abuse your system

>>58578248
I get this but my boss (who is a she) said it was covered under warranty. Meaning no money. Just work for me to deal with. And also she's not the main person who runs the company, there is the owner. But she primarily handles management and accounting and is in no way a tech. I felt her diagnosis was lackluster due to not understanding what was going on.

My goal was to help her get her open windows over onto bookmarks and bill for that. That never happened however.

>>58577822
you dont know what th hell are you talking about.
get out of the basement and try to convince a motherfuking dumb person that its doing something wrong without triggering them, Its easier to walk on eggshells and not breaking them

>>58578005
that's some based boss /a/non
But yeah, I pertectly understand what you are saying

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>>58578290
She'll realize it eventually, friend.
Just do what she wants and you get satisfied customer.

Better than throwing hissy fit with a fucking Macfag.

your supervisor doesn't know shit about computers and is obviously trying to run things without having a clue about anything. find a new job man

>>58578297

you are a weakling

git gud

>>58578288
I mean I am not being insane by stating the fact. I have seen 1700 dollar windows ultrabooks packed with an i7, 16 gigs of ram and a 2k display and they just suddenly stop working for no reason. Needless to say I can cherry pick any windows machine to make mac look better. Mac has issues too. Believe me.

With a mac:
>Mac doesn't give you control over system files. You cannot freely modify or mess with system files without causing some heavy corruption in the system itself.

>Dumbass cloud shit that sierra is pushing

>Too expensive for a lackluster product and mediocre performance

>Ctrl + click to right click

I can do more but you get the idea. They both have their goods and bads.

>>58578255
Right I get what you're saying but the products I mentioned don't use seagate hard drives. In fact all use SSDs.

My question was not macs vs $200 turds asus and acer shit out but vs high quality shit like the XPS, surface pro/book stuff.

Is a skylake macbook "pro" without VP9 decoding really better than a kabbylake XPS with VP9 decoding that costs less? Do you consider the macbook the superior choice simply because it was made by apple despite them having similar failure rate of hardware as most high end windows stuff?

As for the OS, windows 10 blows but you know how to configure it to now blow, right? ie anti-telemetry programs, disabling advertising, ect

>>58578308
Honestly I didn't throw a hissy fit. I tried to remedy the situation and the customer didn't take it well when I wanted to help the customer by closing out of a few windows.

>I closed out of 3 windows. All 3 were amazon.com homepage before customer got mad at me and told me to stop.

Less of a story about the customers and more about one of my co-workers:
>Work at geeksquad
>Have co-worker who is pretty much /v/ incarnate
>Autistic as fuck, shitty personal hygiene and barely competent, but still has a massive superiority complex towards people who use apple products
>Constantly kept going on about how supid and technically inept mac users are while himself not even being capable of re-installing windows properly and needing me to help him out all the time
>Kept it from him that a mac was my main use computer at home to avoid all the autistic shittalking that would result from him knowing about it
>Would indirectly insult customer as he was helping out if they brought in Apple products and deny it if the customer got a manager involved
>Almost got let go twice for doing that, but wasn't let go because his uncle was one of the store managers
>Now when somebody brings in an Apple product they're referred to someone else on duty
>Ended up having to sell a shitload of services people didn't actually need
>In combination with that fucker I eventually quit
>On the last day eventually laid it to him and chewed him out for being the barely technically literate sperglord with a massive superiority complex towards part of our customer base despite being barely more competent than said group on average
>Two other co-workers on duty at the same time applauded me and chimed in to point out they too think he's an autistic ass
>Guy was finally laid off a few weeks later

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>>58578338
Honestly its an aesthetic choice. Both computers are nice though. I enjoy how clean the mac air looks even though it only has one port. The minimalist look and very nice screen only bring the selling point home. Plus those units don't feel flimsy at all whereas an ultrabook would. See I have a performance system and it's a windows with virtual machines to run on... so I don't have any issues with performance. It's just an aesthetic choice at that point and as a web developer you don't need a super powered rig. Just something light.

Pic related. It's my rig.

>>58578248
Explaining a customer the causes of a problem and possible solutions, now is autistic.

slow clap
>>58578317
Yeah yeah, illuminate us with your customer management wizardry then, or shut up

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>>58577413
>work in computer repair shop
>woman comes in with 2010 macbook pro
>purple hair and nose ring
>says she's out of space
>I tell her we can do the hard drive upgrade but she has to migrate the data herself
>she seems mad
>tell her that there's a utility in os x called time machine that makes it very easy
>tell her that if she upgrades to an SSD that I'll throw in an old 120gb hard drive and a sata to usb a cable to connect and make the backup
>she's not having it
>I try to explain that we don't touch customer data because we've had legal problems in the past
>she demands a manager
>manager comes out and tells her the same thing
>offers to do it free of charge off the books because he's not responsible for anything going wrong
>boss migrates data to new ssd in less than 30 minutes
>woman leaves seemingly satisfied
>comes back 2 days later
>mac won't boot
>says she updated and that this is our fault
>demands manager again
>manager tells her that he explained that he's not responsible for anything going wrong
>she goes full bitch mode yelling at him
>boss says there's one thing he can try
>holds power button until it restarts
>mac boots to login screen in like 3 seconds
>woman looks like an idiot
>continues to yell as some kind of tard defense mechanism
>boss says gtfo
>woman slams laptop shut and leaves

>>58578343
the thing is you aren't her psychologist, this person clearly doesnt give a fuck what they're doing and probably had people point that shit out to her numerous times

but you tried, guess its what counts

>>58578327
>>Ctrl + click to right click
That hasn't been the case in years and years... Now you just push the trackpad with two fingers and on the old model ones you could also right click by having two fingers on the trackpad and clicking the button.

As for the cloud, it's actually pretty convenient and there's really no reason to go and mess with the system files to begin with.

>>58578369
>Honestly its an aesthetic choice.
Oh ok, well at least I'm glad you don't use macs for serious work.

>>58578392
kek

>>58578412
>iCloud is barely functional
It really isn't functional at all. I've tried and tried messing witht hat thing to work and it is not user friendly at all.

>iTunes
iTunes is great if you buy everything off of the apple store. But a lot of the time it's a gateway that ends up being a hinderance more than helpful.

>photo storage
Did you know your make stores 2 copies of every picture on your photo library? Yes it does this and if you have a mac air and you got a 120gb ssd in there and you have 40gb of pictures, guess what - it's 80gb of pictures and you cant simply remove the backup either.

>>58578413
Web development is serious work. It's just not resource intensive work.

>>58578413
Games != Serious work

Seriously thou, the new macbook is not a supposed to be general purpose machine, it's supposed to be a secondary machine you carry with you on the go and at home use that one port to connect it to a dock or a display containing a built-in equivalent. If you need more ports on the go, don't buy one.

God people turn into such autists when talking about Apple products. It never really crosses their mind that Apple's products are not intended for everyone and they make different products for people with different needs and even then they purposefully avoid stretching themselves too thin by trying to have something for everyone.

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>>58578466
>Web development is serious work.
sure thing, pal

>>58578479
Yeah but that's no better than a surface book or XPS. Reason we hate apple shit so much is because mongoloids like you act like it's the best solution to something when something better exists.

>>58577413
>being a helpdesk monkey
I pity you

>>58578466
>It really isn't functional at all. I've tried and tried messing witht hat thing to work and it is not user friendly at all.
Maybe it's just a case of PEBKAC because for me it's worked completely without issues. I guess this is the thing with Apple products, for most people they work seemlessly, but for some they just don't.

>iTunes is great if you buy everything off of the apple store. But a lot of the time it's a gateway that ends up being a hinderance more than helpful.
iTunes really doesn't integrate with anything other than iProducts so you need to use other software to move music and videos over to other devices. Music you buy off iTunes does come in standard formats and are stored in your Music folder and can from there be used by the software for non-Apple music players and the like.

>Did you know your make stores 2 copies of every picture on your photo library? Yes it does this and if you have a mac air and you got a 120gb ssd in there and you have 40gb of pictures, guess what - it's 80gb of pictures and you cant simply remove the backup either.
That sounds like a bug, but I don't use iPhoto to begin with and just sort them as files the old fashion way. iPhoto has as far as I'm aware never been all that great and if you need something more involved than sorting things the old fashion way, there's always Lightroom and Apeture.

>>58578507
<?php
echo '<p>I don\'t primarily use html.</p>';
?>

>>58578101
Fuck man sometimes I wonder if you guys screw over customers to get back at them for being so shitty. I would spit in their fucking drinks if I suffered through that shit

>>58578568
You can analyze the iphoto library using disk inventory x. It is not a bug it is an intended design flaw.

>>58578507
>Yeah but that's no better than a surface book or XPS. Reason we hate apple shit so much is because mongoloids like you act like it's the best solution to something when something better exists.
If it's better or worse than a surface book or an xps really is a matter of taste and if you can't get over the fact that not everyone shares your taste then you're an idiot. The random "mongoloid" insult is also a pretty clear sign you're a complete sperglord.

>>58578079
What's inssuferable about his story?

>>58578590
Are you sure the second copy is not a tumbnail for the previews? Because that would make sense as a feature.

As I said, you don't have to use iPhoto and there's plenty of alternatives even on OSX.

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>>58578479
>thread about shitty customers
>someone says something bad about macs
>pic related

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>>58578590
>It is not a bug it is an intended design flaw.
Better go get a trademark for that shit before apple steals it.

>>58578470
>"Music was a mistake: Mozzarella"
MUH SIDES

>>58578638
>Look mom!!!1 I posted it again!!2
That's real nice Timmy, but it's past your bedtime and you need to go to bed now.

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>>58578639
ayylmao

>>58578343
You should have closed all the windows on purpose and said you had to reboot as part of the maintenance.

Fixing shit for people is the worst.

Why the fuck am I trying to be a surgeon again?
>sir we have to amputate your leg, you know you were diabetic but let a minor infection get this bad. If we wait any longer it can spread to the rest of your body and kill your
>FUCK YOU I WANT TO TALK TO YOUR BOSS THIS IS A LOAD OF BULLSHIT YOU ALL JUST WANT MONEY

Computers are one thing and I could at least sympathize when people who didn't know anything about them brought them in back when I used to work for Geek Squad, but how the fuck do you let your own foot rot for months?

>>58578669
>122GB of music files
I honestly don't know how anyone has more than 50gb of music
there just isn't that much good music available

>>58578620
So every time I go into disk inventory x there are 2 folders. Some sort of weird backup folder and then the folder for photos that you see. They are usually very similar in size if not the exact size. You can't delete the backup ones either because it glitches out iPhoto. Normally this wouldn't be a problem but it is if you have a small ssd.

>>58578594
okay riddle me this: how is a macbook "pro" with tons of missing ports that requires numerous dongles to be used for more than facebook browsing better than an xps with an hdmi, USB-A, and dedicated charging port?

>>58578690
>mac

Found your problem.

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>yfw someone says something bad about an apple product and AIDF shows up

>>58578714
As a web developer you do not need any of the features of what you just stated.

Macs aren't for everyone for sure but in certain situations - they're nice.

>>58578688
>>>/mu/

>>58578684
The pay is gonna be worth it though plus you get to save most people's lives so you got that going for you which is nice.

>>58578753
>web """""developer"""""

>>58578756
/mu/ is a miserable place though I'm just stating objective facts

>>58578735
They don't even take that long to show, pay must be that good. Kinda jelly desu.

>>58578772
I made this website alone.

1stamender.com

>>58578380
Everything /g/ doesn't like is autistic. They project what they hate most sbout themselves onto others in order not to look the part.

>>58578763
>tfw weedman takes half my pay
But yeah, the latter reason is why I put myself through this purgatory

>>58578380
It is because that's how you lose customers. Just take the laptop, fix it, what give it back. If the customers learn how to fix their own shit why would they come back to you?
Idiot.

>>58578792
>blocky text
>shit spaced out too much
>have to scroll miles to find something
Oh yeah you're a web "developer".

>>58578841
That is not OP. I am OP though. But anyway... She didn't want to pay. She wanted warranty work. I was a little apprehensive because I can't fix bad behavior on the computer

>>58578864
lol wtf

>>58578841
Nigger she wanted that shit done for free.

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so...

this an anti woman thread?

>>58577413
I was in a similar position when a customer brought in an early ipad. It was slow so I did what I always did. Rebooted it. Turns out the customer had a shitload of tabs open and some of those contained logged in sessions with certain websites she didn't care to remember the passwords for.

I think the only difference here is that my boss took my side.

>>58578714

>okay riddle me this: how is a macbook "pro" with tons of missing ports that requires numerous dongles

Only a requirement to those who really need those ports

>to be used for more than facebook browsing better than an xps with an

>hdmi
USB 3.1 type C is better

>USB
I rarely use USB anymore, buying a new USB type C flash drive for chump change is hardly an issue

>And dedicated charging port?
Why would I want to have a dedicated charging port? If it already has a type C port, use that instead.

The real reasons why the new MacBook Pro isn't that great are, battery life and keyboard.

>>58578901
>he says as he posts a misogynist

>>58578904
>USB 3.1 type C is better
Better than HDMI how? Both can display digital signals up to 4K @ 60Hz

>I rarely use USB anymore, buying a new USB type C flash drive for chump change is hardly an issue
So everyone else now uses type C flash drives? k

>Why would I want to have a dedicated charging port? If it already has a type C port, use that instead.
Because then you can browse the internet and charge your laptop at the same time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYVjIjBMx6o

>>58578954
>>58578904
I think you are both kinda fanboys desu.
They both have advantages and disadvantages. It's like arguing what's better - steak or lobster?

>It's steak mother fucker your dead!
>It's fucking lobster asshole fuck you!

>>58578369
>look at me my taskbar is on the /side/ of the screen xD

fuck off

>>58578684

Heh. My surgery professor looks at those guys like they were gifts from heaven itself. Fucking salivates when faced with these juicy operations.

I'm actually a tech who went to med school because I thought people would actually give a fuck about my advice. I couldn't believe how wrong I was at first... I learned to deal with it.

>>58578983
lol?

>>58578980
nigger did you now see the video?

btw I used to have a 2015 macbook that would throttle to 1ghz during normal usage before I got a xps 15.

>>58578992
Yeah you slowly learn over time why surgeons are such cynical assholes

>>58579028
I mean I can tell you for general usage computing both choices are not bad choices. Personally I probably would get the air only because it is more solid and aesthetically pleasing. But the reality is both the XPS ultrabooks are also pretty lackluster in their performance due to having to make them so thin. Sure the performance is better but you have internal moving components, parts that go bad easily. Why go for power when obviously if you wanted power you wouldn't use a laptop at all.

I mean to note - just look how sexy it is too compared to any windows ultrabook brand:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hajnEpCq5SE

>>58579065
Holy fuck, how much is apple paying?

>>58579091
dude I'm a regular dude at home on my windows computer typing you this. You're insane.

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>be me 19
>work freelance fixing people's computers
>I generally do house calling but I take machines home in the case of major repairs
>before finishing any job I show them everything I've done and that they are completely satisfied
>make them sign waiver stating my 30 day warranty only covers certain things and they are happy with my work
>1 day get a call
>"Anon, my laptop's fucked! I need you here today to fix it!"
>Go around that afternoon
>laptop won't turn on
>just beeps constantly, won't even POST
>stained to hell, probably cola, tea I don't know
>obviously they spilled liquid over it and ruined it
>told them it's their fault and that they signed saying any damage done to the machine was not my problem
>cue autistic screeching
>I gtfo, don't care
>Summoned to court
>show my evidence about condition, waiver they signed etc.
>Case gets thrown out
>mfw

>>58578915
>muh soggy knee

>>58579048
The biggest assholes I've ran into are the gynecologists, I've never met a more malignant bunch in my life

>>58579121
Nice we have that at our store making them sign a waiver to not poach services and also to sign saying they are satisfied with the service.

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>>58579065
>t. mactoddler

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>>58579113
lol, whatever you say AIDS (apple internet defense squad).

>>58578688
wew lad
>>58578756
the occasional music library threads there always have people with >500gb of music though

>>58579121
I'm curious, how much did you spend on tools? Did you have to buy fancy shit like microscopes like louis rossman has?

>>58579143
I know in the US they're sued the most often

Going through your career without getting sued is the exception, not the rule

>>58579147

>go doggy style girl
>notice she has tramp stamp
>look close
>its Mr. Steve Jobs face

What do /g/ ?

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>>58579198
nope, never needed to

I pretty much had a basic tool kit for home calls, few screwdrivers, magnetic screw bowl and such. But at home I had a bench and a few more bits and pieces. Closest thing to microscope I had was a knitting light which magnified a bit and the light was brilliant, pic related, not exact model but same design

>>58579130
Sorry about your soggy knee! However, misogyny is very real, as indicated by your behavior towards women in your life unfortunately.

>>58579212
Yeah I know.

I know one gynecologist who is also a lawyer. He tells some absurd horror stories of the justice system being abused to extort money out of medics. They somehow make settling economically viable

Fucker's immune to that shit though since he handles the proceedings himself. So in his case he's the one fucking patients in the ass. The stories he tells are no different than this thread

>>58579269
Nobody denies its real. What's funny is how you think its illegal or a problem in any way. Why can't people not hate something? Go fuck yourself with your thought crime.

>>58579305
>its real
>somehow not a problem though
>even though it systematically keeps half of the population down
>i-it's just hateful thoughts!!!! xDDD
?????
???????
?????

>>58579249
Cool, might start freelancing computer tech work someday too.

Used to work as a cucksquad tech for about a year and then transitioned to construction because pay was shit. Now I kinda feel like getting back in the tech game might be best for me. Plan to save for at least 6 months for food/rent first in case shit doesn't work out though.

Anyway you think I'm doing the right thing? I'm not even A+ certified, got the cucksquad job based on recommendations someone already working there.

>>58579214
She loves Steve, so do what Steve would've done.

Impregnate and skip out on child support. :^)

>>58579269
pls be bait

>>58579354
I wish misogyny was just bait, the world would be much better.

>>58579347
>Impregnate and skip out on child support. :^)
Man out of all the horrible stuff that turdbag has done this is probably the most fucked up.

>>58579334
best thing to do would be doing jobs for people you know on the side and then once you have the ball rolling, see what money your making and then make your move. While doing side jobs look at getting certified as well, best option.

Get a few busted laptops, desktops and stuff to work on so you can get an idea what to expect, tools you need and such.

>>58579394
Thanks for the info man, I'll try to get certified asap.

>>58579324
Go create your own female-only company if you like them so much. They perform the same jobs for less money, right? I'm sure you'll beat me on the free market.

>>58579385
No it's the most alpha

>>58578871
No this isn't op I'm op don't listen to this post.

>>58578101
It seems to work for the niggers

>>58579470
>No it's the most alpha
You're confusing nigger behavior with alpha behavior. An alpha doesn't just abandon kids, he at least pays the fucking child support like a man.

>>58579275
Bless his soul, the Bar isn't exactly easy as well

>>58579451
Funny think is women are higher risk employees compared to men just because they can suddenly get pregnant and leave while you're forced to pay them for literally 0 work done.

>Adobe reader
Found the problem, install Acrobat and Google Ultron to solve it

>>58579557
dumbass

>>58579542
this desu senpai

>>58579470
Alphas keep all their females and raise all their offspring together to ensure their continued survival.

>>58579542
>pays child support
>alpha

My fucking sides. An alpha would cuck a beta provider fool into spending the money and time to care for HIS kid with him being none the wiser and actually believing he impregnated society's leftovers woman when in reality she knew the alpha had the best genes

Stay beta kid

>>58577413
>be computer tech
So that's why /g/ hates Apple.

>>58579587
>An alpha would cuck a beta provider fool into spending the money and time to care for HIS kid with him being none the wiser and actually believing he impregnated society's leftovers woman when in reality she knew the alpha had the best genes
You're describing cowardly nigger behavior. Instead of facing your responsibilities like a man you run away from them and let someone else deal with them.

>>58578412
Ctrl click is probably still memed because its still a thing in the OS itself.

t. anon who is browsing with a 2001 Pro mouse for keks.

>involving yourself with women
In the end you'll lose regardless

>>58579451
Any time one is created, you misogynists get so mad and start boycotting everything. After all, the oppressive system is still in place.

But this goes over your tiny mind unfortunately.

>>58579744
?? I don't boycott shit. I'm a firm believer of the idea that if women were just as good as everyone else and accepted less money, businesses would hire them or go out of business. Some idiotic MRAs boycotting your company is your excuse for why it doesn't work in practice? My fucking sides

OP ever since 10.9 was release they have a form of ram caching that appears to fully utilize RAM when it's the graph you should be observing.

Never make that mistake again and lie to the customer with Some bullshit like safari bookmarks are full. it makes you looks like you don't know shit about apple products.

>>58579793
Ok and you realize businesses are going out of their way to hire women and you retards complain about that constantly? WAHH AFFIRMATIVE ACTION WOMEN CAN'T EVER HAVE ANY SKILLS WAHH

Like, grow the fuck up, stop being misogynist. It's that easy,

>>58578172
>horrible performance
pls, go to any modern development shop and you will see everyone running mid 2015 mbp's

>>58579815
Of course, a 1GHz dual-core laptop is more than enough for writing shitty html/php code.

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>>58579815
>macshit
>performance

I'd rather use Acer.

>>58578255
protip: there are actually license keys in older laptop's bioses, this is what is spofed by dazloader. SLIC is what it's called iirc. I think you can activate that shit in a legally grey area kinda way. I actually did it by copying some license keys from my old official install and running some obscure windows scripts (nothing downloaded). These keys are just unique by manufacturer obviously because they can't have unique images on each hdd. So those license keys per manufacturer that I manually extracted can easily found online if you want.

>>58579868
>protip: there are actually license keys in older laptop's bioses, this is what is spofed by dazloader.
STFU YOU PIECE OF SHIT

>>58579886
? such nerd rage

>>58579334
And never ever ever do work before getting paid. Always charge for diagnostic upfront. One day you will ignore this and you will get fucked. Just always make them pay for service and parts up front.

>>58579942
>you will get fucked

pls tell stories

>>58579868
http://www.squidworks.net/2015/03/how-to-windows-7-oem-activation/

here's a guide that seems to be what I used years ago, I might actually use this to get windows 7 back on muh chinkpad

>>58579809
I remember a news post about a woman only company that failed spectacularly after devolving into office bitch fights

>>58578172

>I'm surprised a computer tech would like macs given how the horrible performance is and how overpriced they are

I'm surprised you still don't understand that its not a gaming machine and Apple is also a software company as much as it is a hardware company and they're selling you a complete package, which nobody else is doing.

They have zero real competition but the competition are getting fucking brave. I'm seeing Windows laptops go for over £1,000 with hardware performance which can be squeezed out of a £300 custom build. They don't even make their own OS, they bundle fucking Windows 10 with it and a couple drivers and bloatware.

Oh you think that's bad?

>work for a vip client
>VERY vip
>she tells me to set up an email server to keep her personal emails from "journalists and those kid lawyers"
>after a while she tells me to delete all the emails
>more time passes and now I have to testify before the FBI

I thought being a tech would be cool, I was like wtf

>>58578901
Probably. I refuse to believe there aren't male customers who are this retarded.

>>58580245
Retardation is 100% equal opportunity

>>58580267
woman detected

Does anyone have any more interesting stories? This thread has devolved into cancer. Whenever I have to defend 4chan against people who think Reddit is better, I point out Reddit's notorious r/mensrights and r/atheism circle-jerks. Please don't be like them :(

>>58580349
>/r/mensrights

swallow /r/TheRedPill faggot

>>58578327
install a real OS you CIA nigger cuck

>>58578352
>t. mactoddler
Nice fake story btw, I wouldn't be surprised if the "autistic" sperglord in your story is just you.

>>58577413
Get a real job, ""tech"" monkey.

>>58580145
>They have zero real competition
So why has their marketshare in computers tanked to 5% recently?

>>58578001
>computers might as well be water, electricity, and a phone
>even with the most "anyone can use it" computers people still fuck it up

>>58580710
Nigger that is a real job. He was to fix shit and gets paid for it.

At least he's not a web "developer".

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>>58578327

>You cannot freely modify or mess with system files without causing some heavy corruption in the system itself
>heavy corruption

>>58580710
Perhaps he doesn't like the taste of penis in his mouth to magically attain a great job while skipping the unsavoury steps of shit jobs?

>>58580847
stupid frogposter

I agree with your rhetoric but did you really have to ruin it by posting that stupid homosexual nigger frog? Do you hate yourself that much or something?

>>58580891

it's just a frog, m8

>>58580227

>sensiblechuckle.jpg

>>58578841
did you read OP's post right?
>Computer was slow because a shitton of open browser windows
>OP tried to explain an alternative that would bringa solution to the slowdon problem
>Fuck you, nobody closes muh windows

So OP had a solution, explained it and in return got yelled at because the client didnt liked it.

"take it from the client and apply the solution" you said, If that bitch went apeshit because of a possible solution I want you to tell me how would you handle her when she sees al her precious windows gone.

So either you are a people wiz or we are missing something here.

>Idiot.
So if someone disagrees with you you insult them? maybe you are not the social engieneer you think you are.
>>58580245
>Probably. I refuse to believe there aren't male customers who are this retarded.
oh boy, not a man of the field are you?
Doubting that clients can be this retarded is doubting human nature itself.

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>>58580896
It USED to be a frog. Now it represents a homosexual nigger. Ever notice how his lips have become exaggerated and rainbow colors? You do the math.

Anyway we don't hate this shitty meme because it's a walking rotting corpse of a meme held together by some twigs. We hate it because the degenerates have taken this rotting corpse and dressed it up as something it was never supposed to represent: true degeneracy.

>>58580891
stop attacking the frog of peace before i'm forced to report you.

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>>58581017
You're confusing sub-human degeneracy with peace you stupid brain damaged libtard.

>>58580744

>why isn't everyone buying £1,200 laptops huhhhhhh?!?!?!

Are you an idiot?

>>58581130
That's the thing though, THEY ARE. But They prefer the XPS, surface lines, and gaymen laptops over a shitty macbook.

Apple is loosing their glamour man, that shit went down with blow jobs when he died of aids. Doesn't help that prancing literal faggot is in charge of their company now.

Man that shit reminds me of the dumb shit I'd come across as tech for Quickbooks Enterprise. Had a guy from New York crying over the phone because he didn't renew his plan and lost his payroll. Oh the horror stories from that job.

>>58577413
You're a retailer, stop calling yourself a tech.

>>58581172

Its really like I'm on YouTube comments, right down to the regurgitated/canned response.

Apple's been over and finished since 2008 according to /g/. Nice opinions, teenager.

>>58581247
see >>58578954

>Apple's been over and finished since 2008 according to /g/. Nice opinions, teenager.
If this isn't true then why has apple become more and more irrelevant over the years? All those flashy ads only work so long before people realize what they sell if fucking garbage.

It's not like only rich people own apple products either, any mcdonalds worker can get a lease/loan/credit/ect to pay for a shitty fagbook yet they don't. Instead they get said lease/loan/credit/ect and buy whatever flavor of shit microshaft or whatever companies make those shitty gaymen laptops that costs just as much if not more than a shitty fagbook.

Anyway I'm not saying things are any better, people are basically still buying shit they don't fucking need with money they don't fucking have. Apple going bankrupt or not won't change that ever and that makes me sad desu.

>>58579324
>systematically keeps half of the population down
Just because men aren't self loathing and don't bow down to some cunt doesn't mean they are being oppressed.
If you think things are bad now for SJW's fake genders, etc.. you have no idea. Guess who just got into office today.
The day of the rope is near for your inferior ideas and the likes of your people.

>>58577413
I am poo and work for Intel. Looking at fellow American anon whose job is this makes me laugh.

>>58578352
I'll take shit that didn't happen for 1000, Alex

>>58581460
Gotta hand it to A.I.D.S, they sure know how to make shit up.

>>58578792
i thought i just upgraded to windows 10 for a second when i opened that anon
jesus christ that website has more edge than my razor

>>58581335

>If this isn't true then why has apple become more and more irrelevant over the years?

Maybe you're just a third worlder, but I must explain to you, nothing has really changed. Except the fact that Apple is a 600 billion dollar company expanding more and more every week and engulfing dozens of smaller companies every year. It is a fucking juggernaut, it is unstoppable right now.

Your reality distortion field seems to be pretty strong.

>>58577413
>be computer tech
didn't have to go further
cuck

>>58579212
What would a gyno get sued for?

>>58578904
>only 1 (ONE) USB type C adapter
>B-BUH-BUT WHO USES THOSE DONGLES!!! WHO FUCKING CARES ABOUT OTHERS I MEAN CMON?!?!