You must learn a programming language posted below your posts.

AWK

R

might as well, haven't touched programming since basic like 15 years ago

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Rust

HTML

Create an ISA, implement it in Verilog with a 14 stage pipeline and branch prediction, and write Fibonacci.

Comsol script

Forth.

COBOL

Z80 Assembler

>>58574112
php

OCaml

Ms dos

8600 assembly

Ada

Malbolge

Python
Thank me later

brainfuck

Dlang

Perl 6

Pseudocode

Objective-C

Nim

Whitespace

C

Ruby

Malbolge

Go

Matlab

FORTRAN

Haskell

bc

Mandarin

C plus equality

>>58574346
be nice
Assembly.

>implying anyone will actually do it

Java

>>58574364
Why not? It'll be beneficial to them unless it's a retarded troll pick because anon thinks he's being xD.

Also C#

C++

SchwarzeneggerC

Assembly

HolyC

Dylan

Dylan

Lua

Swift

Brainfuck

>>58573992
Give me a lang.

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>>58574364
>>58574547
Starting right now

>>58574557
I don't have a mac, what do?

>>58574573
I actually really like lua

>>58573992
Haskell

C++

Malbolge

D

>>58574617
You better start getting some Haskell books young man.

>>58574650
Read the OP dipshit.

Fortran

>>58574585
https://swift.org

They provide a version for Ubuntu, since Swift is actually open source. So if you're running Windows, I guess either use a VM, partition your hard drive, or run off a USB. If you're using a different distro of linux, then see if it works there.

Scheme

>>58574585
Then Obj-C

MUMPS
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MUMPS
http://thedailywtf.com/articles/A_Case_of_the_MUMPS

Ruby on rails

>>58574668
Not sure if I learn it but I will take a look

Vala

>>58574693

Appendix 7: An example of "traditional" M coding style

%DTC
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     ;;19.0;VA FileMan;;Jul 14, 1992
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     S X=X1 D H S X1=%H,X=X2,X2=%Y+1 D H S X=X1-%H,%Y=%Y+1&X2
     K %H,X1,X2 Q
     ;
C    S X=X1 Q:'X  D H S %H=%H+X2 D YMD S:$P(X1,".",2) X=X_"."_$P(X1,".",2) 
K X1,X2 Q
S    S %=%#60/100+(%#3600\60)/100+(%\3600)/100 Q
     ;
H    I X<1410000 s="" %h="0,%Y=-1" q="" s="" %y="$E(X,1,3),%M=$E(X,4,5),%D=$E(X,6,7)" s="" %t="$E(X_0,9,10)*60+$E(X_"000",11,12)*60+$E(X_"00000",13,14)" toh="" s="" %h="%M">2&'(%Y#4)+$P("^31^59^90^120^151^181^212^243^273^304^334","^",%M)+%D
     S %='%M!'%D,%Y=%Y-141,%H=%H+(%Y*365)+(%Y\4)-(%Y>59)+%,%Y=$S(%:-
1,1:%H+4#7)
     K %M,%D,% Q
     ;

>>58574112
I'm trying to use Rust to make a game and the defacto API is a fucking mess.
>module named 'rectangle'
>public function named 'rectangle'
>method in Graphics type called 'rectangle'
>two different types called Rectangle
fucking murder me senpai

Language for thread: ATS

basic

HolyC

This thread is funny, but what is with all that edgy eso langs here?

The poster above me has to learn Java

Chef

Urbit

>>58574760

Challenge accepted

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chef_(software)
>https://www.chef.io/chef/


Poster above me:
Javascript
Learn

Erlang

Lisp

>>58574817
Fuck you double poster.

PERSON BELOW ME: ERLANG

>>58574841

Hi it's me, the double poster.

Poster above me:
Scala

malbolge

>>58574760
>Chef
>language
It's just glorified Ruby and you damn well know it.

>>58574984

>"glorified Ruby"
>written in Ruby and Erlang
>one of the most important configuration management tools

Also, you didn't get the joke, anon wanted this:
>https://esolangs.org/wiki/Chef

But I dodged his shitty esolang attempt.


Poster above me:
Perl

Scala

ksh93

Piet

>>58575059
actually good

>>58574315
Turbofaggot?

>>58573992
Holy C

Clojure

Node.JS

common lisp

Hopscotch

>>58573992
D

>>58573992
BeyondNet

Lisp

Python3

>>58574346
http://blog.mollywhite.net/why-im-not-laughing-at-c-plus-equality/

>>58573992
LOLCODE

COBOL

>>58573992
Newtonscript

>>58574593
What can be done with it?

D

>>58577180
>>58574573 here, while I hadn't looked closely at it before, I've seen it in use as an embedded language within game engines, and now I'm playing around embedding it within some C code myself while reading through https://www.lua.org/pil/24.html

Visual Basic.NET

>>58573992
Unlambda

Good luck

>>58577180
Write roblox exploits to sell to autistic people.

Python

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>>58577194
are you trying to trick me?

https://tour.dlang.org/

>>58577180
Lua is very easy to embed in C or C++,
low memory footprint too
There's a reason why the highly successful World of Warcraft used Lua for all front-end logic

Haskell

Do not say brainfuck

Java

>>58577560
Done. Next.

Natural/ADABAS

>>58577568
>Wikipedia does not have an article with this exact name. Please search for NATURAL in Wikipedia to check for alternative titles or spellings.

>>58577567
Wow are you an iterator?

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Rust.
DON'T LET IT DIE

Java

C#

JavaScript :^)

html

>>58577584
Wikipedia don't even have an entry of Natural, fucker

>>58577612
>>58577624
>>58577627
I already know all of these tho

Write your own language interpreter.

>>58573992
c++

>>58577646
>>58577658
roger that

python

:^)

>>58577641
Here's one for you then
https://github.com/Hirato/lamiae/wiki/CubeScript
https://github.com/darkf/csi

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>>58573992
z80 assembler

rolling
c#

>>58577737
>cube 2 / sauerbraten
nostalgia'd
thanks
>>58577744
good one
>>58577723
anon pls dont take my will 2 live

F#

LOLCODE

Ruby.

>>58577744
>learning assembly
>not programming your z80 in machine code via a set of switches

go

<?php
echo "You should probably kill yourself instead tbqh senpai";
die;

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GML

>>58573992
pajeethp

machine language

>>58577606
>Rust
>virtue signalling in Trump's America
smfh

Javascript

MCxxxx family assembly

>>58576198
>>58577039

shit I'm just shitposting here, what did I just get myself into? can I at least use it for something? reading wiki entry and downloading beginners guide as we speak.

>>58578246
You mean the motorola cpu's?
>>58578247
COBOL pays very well actually

>>58578284
it's an assembly language created for an awesome game called shenzhen i/o(and a smaller derivative for tis-100), both are great puzzles games every programmer should at least try

Elixir

>>58578246
(internal screaming)
but I will learn this

>>58578328
just watched the trailer, this is crazy, thanks man
>>58578335
nice

>>58577375
>https://tour.dlang.org/
works 4 me

https://crystal-lang.org/

Piet

>>58574192
You are fucked.

MVS JCL
Hard mode: Install MVS on Hercules
Impossible mode: Install MVS without Hercules

APL

D

<><

Applescript

68K assembly

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sdl

>>58582288
HolyC

>>58582578
i'm about to score one for the good guys /g/

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bring it

D
Please lisp my shit up fame

>>58582664
brainfug

Scheme

>>58582681
aahh fuck

SML or OCAML. take your pick.

>>58582694
Brainfugg isn't really that hard, it's just super tedious. I wrote a brainfuck interpreter for a class and pretty much learned it along the way. There's only 8 operations in the whole language

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>>58573992
Ruby (/g/ autists will surely hate this)

>>58582789
But I already know Ruby lol

>>58582919
Guess what, you gotta learn assembly for websites.

Malbolge.

actionscript 2.0

Fortran (pre 95)

WebAssembly

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F#

>>58573992
Sure, why not.

G (LabVIEW)

LISP

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Objective-C

>>58573992
c64 basic 2.0

object oriented MATrix LABoratory

MIPS

MegaZeux Robotic

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I'm making an AI waifu and unsure what language for brain functions. Stuff like optical character recognition is going python.

minecraft

>>58583576
I'm in the middle of CS50, so, okay.

java

J

>>58573992
APL

F#

>>58583915
nao u dunit

FORTRAN 2008

Tea

BRAINFUCK

algol

Js

COBOL

GoLang

glade

Python.

microsoft word 2010

Ada

>>58573992
Haskell

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Icon

perl

say go

>>58585840
go

>>58585844
Lily or Crystal

Haskell

>>58587135
Smilisp

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wordpress

>>58587216
Piet

>>58587286
Wolfram Language

C#

Ruby

Python.

You are welcome guys.

>>58573992
Scratch

VimL

AngelScript

>>58573992
Management

>>58573992
Brainfuck

Dart

(please give me Erlang)

Erlang

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A%2B_(programming_language)

velato xddd

java

Linotte (I'm sorry non-french fag)

Pascal

Kotlin :^)

Node xd

CJam

Delphi

>>58587991
Thanks

PL/SQL

>>58588206
Haskell

PostScript

>>58588214
Perl1

JRuby

erlang

Common Lisp

HolyC

C+=

>>58588310
Fuck you and your meme, you learn HolyC.

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>>58573992
Actionscript.

ChaiScript

Squirrel